morpheus
>>219142142This was the apex of cool. The entire movie is the climax.
>car just randomly decides to flip????
>>219143302Fun is not for autistic people. Don't strain yourself trying to get it.
>>219142142Tranny slop
>>219143373>falls for the most idiotic, hamfisted shitnice job booster boi
>>219142142>guard rail randomly disappears for the wide shotyou will never unsee it now
>>219142142>millennials thought this was the coolest thing ever
>>219143659kek
>>219143683it IS the coolest thing ever
>>219143683It is.
>>219142142Dorpheus, Orpheus
>>219143683whole highway scene is best thing in matrix trilogy
>>219143814Orifices
morpheus busting through the wall is one of the coolest things ever
>>219144059aaaaaahhhHHHHHHH
>>219144002I got sent to the principal's orifice several times a naughty kid. It was awesome sauce.
this scene sold MILLIONS of dvd players
>>219144131why did he scream beforehand
>>219144210charging qi
>>219144059for me, it's neo catching morpheus from the chopper>GOTCHA
I only saw the first one, please no spoilers like this.
>>219143683the highway chase is one of the best action scenes ever
>>219144210He is getting amped up. You try going through a wall, bitch!
>>219144457i love this one
>>219143863https://youtu.be/WcQxWH58EzA?si=bwZ7vbDEIwY3GVajI just watched this all the way through, fuck me its cringe, the first 5 mins especially. No wonder i only watched it once
>>219144204This scene sold MILLIONS of Cadillac Escaldes>but they're not katana-proof and easy to flip overDoesn't matter, still buying
>>219142142why didn't they program the car to be immune to bullets and a fuckin sword?
>>219144820This is why your retarded opinion means jack shit. You watch things piece meal, without comprehension, consideration nor thought. You don't immerse yourself in the movie, you don't have context, you don't have any understanding. And you are already determined to hate it. You desire only to half ass pay attention for a few seconds, pausing it to pick it apart, then post on social media how le terrible it is. You're hopeless.
>>219142142
Always think of Morpheus when I chuckle at Stilgar in Dunc. Religous zealot doesn't have to be funny.
>>219144928>Projecting this muchGo outside and touch grass bestie
>>219143302>a sharp 90 degree turn wouldn't flip a caropen literally any rekt thread you dipshit
>>219144210Looks more like he's sneezing.
test
>>219144952I would believe that if I didn't know about the domination angle. Unclear if they ever disputed that claim.
>>219145098It was very, very dusty in that wall. Cypher sneezed and got them caught
>>219144873It needs to obey certain rules or it breaks.
>>219143659it's just another glitch in the matrix
>>219144457would've been 10x funnier if it did it while he was headbutting him kek
>>219144820Where's the cringe? Is it behind all the kino?
>>219144928I saw the whole movie before you were born after I fucked your mom faggot
>>219144457lmao
>>219144131I love the movie, but always felt like this entire sequence is kind of awkward like when Mouse gets killed he busts out the big guns and immediately dies. Like they could've revised the script a little better.https://youtu.be/XfEuxRDYiyc?si=xX0UfC0b92mLpuD_&t=73
>>219144928Holy fucking shit, bent that nigger over a table and raped his ass.
>>219144131I love when Smith launches himself back off the floor by punching it
>>219144820I forgot how hot nierobi was.
>>219144210he's sacrificing himself, going against his instinct
>>219142142Hell yeah
>>219143683meet me somewhere
>>219143683Let's see what you think is cool then. Go on, show us
>>219144457
>>219143683honestly? yeah I did and still doname a better action sequence
>>219144131That's a man ready to give his life for something he believes
>>219145714>>219144928>Replying to your own postSad lmao
>>219147982He's real?!
>>219149037People who watch youtube clips out of context should be banned.
>>219144131this was the best few minutes of the matrix
>>219142142Holy fuck this is bad. I havent watched the sequels since like 2004. didnt realize it was this fucking bad
>>219145815>I love when Smith launches himself back off the floor by punching itYou mean when he gets up like a robot ? I don't think there is floor punching involved, it just makes him look like a machine
>>219149215>Thing you thought was the coolest thing ever as a kid is cringe when you watch it again as an adult
>>219144002Morpheus drinkin' a 40 in a death basketBagh
>>219142142Morpheus is such a bitch after the first movie.>haha you're a fucking loser nobody likes you fucking lunatic lmao
>>219143659Fuck you!
>>219143659Holy shit how did I go 23 years without knowing this?
>>219149091What is real?
>>219143683>Peak 90's pre-bailout GM gas guzzler killed by Based Morpheus and a sword he randomly picked up 15 minutes priorYeah it is the coolest thing ever.
>>219142142>black guy with a switched glockwhat where they thinking?
>>219144457I laugh every time.
>>219149771*mind blown!
>>219143302>she didn't get the Firestone tires joke in scary movie 2
>>219149734>>219143659In movies, the car headrest is removed to see the actors face.
>>219143302He popped the rear tire with the sword, causing the car to flip>>219145689kek
>>219149505No, it's>thing you thought was the coolest thing ever as a kid is cringe when you watch it again in your late 20s>but then it becomes the coolest thing ever again when you're in your late 30s
>>219149415I mean when he punches the floor, retard
>>219142492Absolutely.
>>219143403Lmao
>>219144230*teleports behind you in a chopper*>NO....
>>219150988kek
>>219145815Fuck yeah.
>>219145519This is one of those things that you hate because Mouse didn't get to go out like a badass, but enjoy because narratively a weedy computer hacker named Mouse busting out two incredibly impractical weapons and dying without hitting anyone is pretty spot-on
>>219144457Fucking glorious.
>>219147982Glorious.
>>219143683>zoomers think this is coolest thing ever
>>219148208Have you watched Pantheon yet? You should. It’s got a scene that has this same spirit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epxusxgYCyA
where does the jersey barrier go
>>219145295or if it cut to the choke when he was fly kicking him
It's got to be tiresome to be part of a generation who's single defining feature is that they have nothing going on.
>>219147982>>219149091>>219151366I'm a fucking retard and saved a frame instead of the video
>>219151498I do get tired of the constant nostalgiafagging but I also don't mind seeing Matrix threads. It's cool when I do it, you know
>>219144210He had to get it on.
>>219151498it's tiresome being the generation that could have saved the world if not for every other generation ruining everything, in every way, all the time, and then blaming us for some reason.
>>219152142Fucking A.
>>219147982
>>219144457>webms you can hear
>>219151502It was just as mysterious.
>>219151414The animated series? I heard it was good but never saw past the trailer. Same with scavengers reign.
>>219143302He used the force to flip it, obviously
>>219143403
>>219142142Niggas will see this and try to tell you reloaded was shit.
>>219151930THICC
>>219142142The reboot failed completely by not resurrecting Morpheus.
>>219143659unironically kinoits moments like that which make me appreciate this artformabsolute gigachad visual director approved that
>trannies made a movie that still gets hundreds of responsesI guess Paramount made the right purchase...
>>219143559That's kino
>>219151412I like how the keymaker had to be told to move over like he thought he would be the one to keep driving, or maybe they could at least talk about it.
>>219153781Typical entitled asian drivers
>>219153550>unironically movie
>>219142142>Who told Morpeus and gave him the choice of the red and blue pill?What if the machines pulled a sick twisted mind programe on him and made him believe that he was all thatBut in fact he was like a trojan virus unknowing to himself giving data about the resistanceDid Morpeus and Trinity had interracial sex with each other?If no Why not?
IT'S MORPHING TIME
>>219144457lmao>GULGGH!!
>>219151424thank you for this
>>219144457I did the fingertip poke to the bottom of throat to my wife once when she was screaming at me over something dumb. It stopped her like hitting an off switch. She was so surprised by it she stopped being mad. She's my ex-wife now, obviously.
>>219151930>what work from home zoomers think a regular commute is like
>>219153289>The reboot failed completelySay no more, senpai
>>219153855>What if the machines pulled a sick twisted mind programe on him and made him believe that he was all thatBut in fact he was like a trojan virus unknowing to himself giving data about the resistance....they did. That was literally the point of the Oracle. She was a machine and controlling everything they did and everything they knew about the machines/war was passed on from her
>>219143302Did you miss the part where he cut the leg on the truck, you thought it would just keep running like normal?
>>219154027Works a charm no matter who you do it on. If you just hook your finger into and behind the clavicle you'll always get a response.
>>219151502>Were you paying attention to me Neo? Or were you looking at the zoomer in the red hoodie?
>>219144210go to the gym fatso
>>219143302those trucks flip even if you don't cut half the brake-line and destroy the tire
>>219143302The idea here is that he dodge rolls early enough to provoke a turn but late enough to complete the dodge. The turn ends up flipping the vehicle, which they normally wouldn’t care about if they could score the kill and ghost away. However, he then shoots quickly enough to explode the car before they can ghost away (and even know if he’s dead at all). The slow-mo effect actually detracts from the (admittedly cartoonish) logic of the action.
>>219157784Tiger Woods flipped his with no sword.
>>219143659bravo wachowski sisters!
>>219144457Every Donny Yen fight scene in the Ipman movies mogs this. I can't believe i was ever dumb enough to think the Matrix movies had cool fight scenes.
>>219149505The Speed Racer movie is the opposite- I thought it was cringe as a kid, but now recognize it as the Wachowski trannies greatest kino
>>219151412>spinny kick>twin windmill attacklmao
>>219143373>>219145080>>219150125>>219155999There is zero inertia, the car basically stops and then decides to flip. No wonder you keep falling for AI videos.
>>219160875no one cares chink
>>219161402Have you seen no Chinese traffic cams on gif? The flip for no fucking reason. Go now and be aware how dangerous are.
>>219143403Came here to post this.
>>219143559I really wonder how many times that happened irl back then.
>>219143659It's called movie making you retarded monkey
>>219161402No, that *is* inertia. It goes from fast facing forwards to slow facing sideways at such a rate that its inertia carries on and flips it
>>219144952>don’t people know that their interpretation of this media doesn’t align with how I want them to interpret it? It’s the socially pressured agreed upon thing, and it is current year! Btw, I’m trans if that matters.this kind of person really wants to submit to social authority, and fight against what they believe is the wrong think that goes against their authorities dogma. I remember the original thematic idea presented was that it was all representative of the bible. I think they tacked on the transgender faggotry later after they trooned out, and lefties gobble this shit up, especially because they want to ruin the story for others.
>>219151502>Me own One... a fookin' Agent
I really like this png so I am postin' it in your thread. Have a nice day, Mother Fucker.
>>219142142I meeeaaaaan he could have just shot them?>>219143683SOMEBODY didn't play Max Payne.
>>219143302The steel in that anime blade was folded over a billion times you baka gaijin
>>219144952Margaret's treasonous and misandrist post is ironically homophobic.
>>219162473they don't have empathy so they think everyone thinks the same way they do(the way the TV told them to) and anyone who thinks differently is evil
>>219152760Yes. It’s pretty damned good.
>>219161900zero, beheading victims were ritually shaved specifically so the hair didn't get in the way
>>219151424>ceramic shardkek
>>219142142Cool nig
>>219142142>just removed the railing entirely for this shotdishonest film making
>>219152169>casually approach morpheus
>>219143559Kek
>>219144230Gimme a BAM
why didn't Morpheus just do this?
Kazaa
>>219152169
>>219143559After reading how they used to torture their prisoners back in the day, I wouldn't do this and let the guy cut my head off
>>219142142>first movie gets shit kicked out of him by one agent>second movie can fight even with an upgraded super-agent
>>219165543He's been training with The One.>>219164920You can't hold other men to the standard of BROCK FUCKING SAMSON
>>219150125>He popped the rear tire with the sword, causing the car to flipHow did a flat tire on the driver's side make the truck flip on the passenger's side? Trying to explain it like this just makes it unsalvageable. It's better when the truck flips just because it looks kick-ass. No other reason is needed.
>>219166004It locked up the rear wheel on the left, you fucking retard. That slows down the left side, the right side is still going fast which rotates the vehicle left, the truck is high centered which causes it ro easily roll, which is why you don't turn trucks fast like a sports car. You're fucking ignorant.
>>219157905They don't turn to hit him, he damages and locks the rear tire on one side so the truck spins.
>>219142142I think Morpheus is cooler than Neo. Fight me!
>>219151502Morph... easy on the coxinha's...
>>219167384he is. he doesnt have any special the one powers. he just faces down smith like a badass
i self insert as the keymaker
>>219143659ARGHHH
>>219144059morpheus' daughter busting nuts is a close second
>>219144457this will never not be funny
>>219167384Neo is literally a fucking loser incel dork. Of course Morph is cooler.
>>219160818kek
>>219161924This, it's clearly a deliberate move.
>>219145815probably the most kino part of the entire trilogy
>>219161900If the ISIS head choppers have never screwed up decapatiting their victim, why do you think a white man would?
>>219150877What the fuck?!
nehh neh neh neh neh neh NEHH NEHHH
>>219144210>unc doesn't know about aura farming
>>219165322Lmao i noticed the virgin walk on the agent too
>>219151412The music makes this scene
>>219151412CLIP THEME!!!!!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jqygzuDSCCQ&pp=ygUVTWF0cml4IHR3aW5zIGV4dGVuZGVk
>>219149530he said death basket because he couldn't think of the word "sarcophagus" which sorta rhymes with morpheus
>>219151502Notice that everyone gaze in awe, not in mockery.
>>219174177>sarcophagusit's pronounced sarcoffeous
>>219169834after much deliberation i agree
>>219160875Who? Don't care.
>>219142492>>219142142I just wish the fights in Matrix 2 were more connected to the story the way they were in the originalit felt like they had cool setpiece ideas and worked backwards to fit them into the plot, like the MCU model a decade early
>>219151502Should've had a Neo lookalike to walk with him like he's doing the monologue thing
>>219161402>There is zero inertia, the car basically stops and then decides to flip.It's a 5500 pound top heavy truck going at 50 mph that just had its control arms and brakes cutIt's literally the least realistic part of the scene, I'm pretty sure a 10 year old child would understand the physics behind that sceneRetard
>>219151930Do they reset the simulation after this or what is the cleanup to hide the existence of the matrix here like?
>>219142142Insane how they didn't even ask him back for Matrix 4, he's THE matrix guy, way more so than Reeves or Moss
>>219161402It's SUV.
>>219174444Animateix showcases that they can basically reset entire parts of city.To be fair, it's easiest shit to do even IRL - 'Don't Look Back in Anger' squad deploys and 57 news stations repeat the same shit.
>>219174552I vaguely remember that he strongly refused, there was some behind the scenes fight about it.He instead accepted the role of Morpheus in John Wick 3&4.
>>219174648Every time they change things though, it's never quite right again. Weirdness gets introduced and that's stuff the little kids find where they can float, jump high and such
>>219174552he refused same with smith
>>219174715Of course he'd refuse. Matrix was trying to make a serious movie series. Do something lasting and meaningful. And it succeeded. Four was a cashgrab that they were forced into and no one from the original wanted it. It's why it was turned into a shitpost with a scene literally saying what the fuck happened to Hollywood's creativity to just keep remaking the same shit? John Wick was always just a silly fuck action movie. No one cares if they make a hundred of them.
>>219161805They flip because they're still moving and hit something>>219162135As I said, the car is almost at a standstill before the miracle flip.>>219174432The car brakes, as is clearly seen in the video. It's practically standing still when it starts flipping, as can also be seen in the twins not being affected by the supposed motion all all. The whole flipping sequence looks fake as fuck and completely divorced from reality. Another "trans allegory".>>219174556>posts a cartoon because there is literally no real life footage of a car just flipping after it has pretty much stopped moving
Revolutions was good. I wish Morpheus had more to do in the second half of Revolutions
>>219143659Obviously intentional
