Who will play Tom Bombadil?
>>219148436Jim Carrey in a fat suit, the Sonic movies were just a warm up for this.
>>219148436> get him pronto on the phone with the best female non-binary trans man that you can find
For real? Jack O'Connell.
What would be the worst possible choice?Obviously Jack Black
>>219148436a fat black woman
>>219148436Lizzo
Lexington Steele
Jonah Hill
>>219148436Colbert
>did somebody call for some forest magic?
How many musical numbers will there be?
Conservatives are STILL seething about the time Colbert made fun of Dubya to his face, I see
>>219148436Some black guy.
What kind of blackmal colbert has on Jackson to convince to write his show?
>>219151818Jackson's been a hack for over two decades now.
>>219148436I can't wait til Colbert destroys what's left of LOTR. This is going to be SO shit.
>>219148436the guy who played him in The RoPe?
>>219148436Toby Jones
>>219148436Great makeup work on Colbert. Give that coroner a raise.
I hope it'll be Seth RoganJust to see y'all weep.
>>219148436Neil Patrick Harris
>>219152419Anyone who loved LotR has long since given up hope that any of these new adaptations will be good. If they cast Seth Rogan then I'll just laugh, might as well have Idris Elba playing an elf or something, who the fuck cares? This franchise is fucking dead and needs a reboot in twenty years when all the current day nonsense is done.
>>219151026That would be the perfect choice. He is the only iconic jolly fat actor we have now.
Galifinakis or someone on qi or mock the week
>>219152491>This franchise is fucking dead and needs a reboot in twenty years when all the current day nonsense is done.The "current day nonsense" is all coming from the Trump cultists though, everyone else is normal
>>219152550>The "current day nonsense" is all coming from the Trump cultists though, everyone else is normalImagine actually being this dumb
>>219152662But it's trueTrump supporters live in a parallel universe where everyone is out to get them and they're always the victims
>>219152692This is a fact. Chuds are the new woke.
>>219152764They were the old "woke" too, most of you are too young to remember the "Satanic Panic" from the 80's-early 90's
>>219152550Oh thank goodness. Here I was mislead to believe Hollywood is dogshit.
>>219153012>Hollywood made a handful of bad movies, which has NEVER happened before, so it's actually okay to join a neo-nazi pedophile cult just to spite my fellow citizens, you see, I'm the real victim in all of this somehow
I need to do a massive stinking shit.
>>219148436Jaden Smith
>>219152550>>219152692>Trump bullshit out of nowhereSir this is a LOTR thread
>>219152550kek hes still your president :)
>>219153141Its leftist nature to be insufferable all the time and think the world revolves around your political views cause you think youre smarter than everyone else, its why they force their politics into every single conversation
>>219148436Me.
>>219153334And you're a child molester lol
>>219153497proof??? Just a name of someone I or Trump molested, with credible evidence please (this should be easy for you as an internet smart person)
I just hope he listens to based Henry.
>>219153559If you accept that the Epstein files are real, you have to accept that Trump is a pedophile rapist.
>>219153608Oof no name or credible evidence of molestation taking place, just a collage of headlines. Very embarrassing to be you rn
>>219153715why did you post a photo of yourself, chud?
>>219153397>Its leftist nature to be insufferable all the time and think the world revolves around your political views cause you think youre smarter than everyone elseHOLY PROJECTION BATMAN!!!!!
>>219153559You're doing the meme lol
>>219148436Why do all paedos, low T men, and lefty weirdos look like this? I swear it's getting to a point I cannot trust any man who wears glasses now.
>>219153715Why did you post a picture of a Republican?
Who?
>>219153800>>219153749“n-n-n-no you” lmfao this is why trump was elected to be your president, twice
>>219153842>becoming a pedophile to spite your fellow citizensThis is why you're social pariahs IRL and you can only talk like this on the internet
>>219153866LMFAOOO and im the one projecting, go bang a tambourine with grandma at the No Kings protest chuddies. Ill do you guys a favor and post a pic of Trump on Epsteins Island for you
>>219153937Thanks for demonstrating why you're a social pariah and why it's okay to openly mock you to your face in the real world
>>219153866>>219153800>>219153769Thats enough BTFO’ing libcels for one day, Ill see you guys in the next LOTR turned TDS thread
>>219153800>republicans don't even defend trunp being in the epstein finesBecause he's not
>>219154004>Community note: Trump's name appears in the Epstein files more than 38,000 times(more times than God or Jesus are mentioned in the Bible combined)
>>219153979The only Ive ever gotten in public wearing my MAGA shirt is fist bumps, good luck with your terminal TDS
>>219153800Holy shit... absolutely BTFO
>>219154039If I saw you wearing that hat I'd call you a pedophile and you'd try to fight me
>>219154029>This is evidence of rape if youre a mentally ill leftycel
>>219154062>Community note: This user is a brown pedophile who could never repeat these words in person to the person he's quoting in the real world
>>219154062Yes, because any of those mentions are about him raping children.
>>219154053Kek the internet smart guys are internet tough guys too, we both know you look like Thomas Crooks bro its okay to admit lifes been rough to you :)
>>219154098YOU'RE the internet tough guy who could never say this shit to my face though? You're a coward who can only hide behind a computer screen lol
>>219154029Because epstein had TDS and kept mentioning him
>>219152550This fucking retard ruined the thread and turned it into yet another left vs right DRUMPF thread.Fuck you.
>>219154172Freedom of speech, asshole
>>219151818Peter Jackson is the biggest donor to Damian Echols. He spent millions of dollars to get West Memphis 3 off death row.
>>219148436>if Jonah didn't ruin himself he could finslly become a serious actor
>>219148436Hopefully Ólafur Darri Ólafsson sized down to a large hobbit. He could give the right mix of jolly but with the strange intimidating presence that Bombadil should have. Robin Williams probably would have been perfect though.
>>219151026>BARROW JOCKEY
>>219148436>>219151026Will Ferrell
>>219152550forced race swappings and political messages antithetical to the source material is anything but normal
