OH N-
>>219148560kek
is that wesker dude
Joggers could be nearby, he didn't think. The bolito felt bad around his neck. Being slowly decapitated, I can die right here.
I would have ran up and saved him with my handy pocket multitool
>>219148948>accidentally stab him in the neck>get convicted of murder
>>219148978>pick my handcuffs with the multitool
>>219148560Bradnicio Del Pitto
>>219148560Look out, it's Johnny Cage!
>>219149006BASED
>>219148771
>>219149006It's the perfect plan
>>219148560this is how the Avengers should have defeated thanus
>>219148560Could this even work? Do these devices exist?
>>219148771>>219149769>COMPLETE GLOBAL STRANGULATION
>>219149908no, you can't make an electric motor with that much torque
>>219149908Yes it could work.>>219149945>what are gearsBased retard
>>219148560>Involved in a drugsdeal worth $ 20 million dollar>Drugs get stolen and than the drugs get stolen back>Cartel gets their drugs back and complete the transfer of the drugs as originaly planed>Why did the middle man (Brad Pitt) run?He could have easy proof that he was not involved in the theft which he actually was not involved in and knew nothing about>Cameron Diaz stole the $ 20 million dollar worth of drugs but ended up losing the drugs>She's also on the run (Why? No one even knew her or that she was involved, why run?)>She robs Brad Pitt who coincidentally had $ 20 million dollars in his bank account>The counselor had a client in prison who had a son who was also extreme coincidentally involved in the drugdeal>The counselor did not know the son and did not know that the son was part in the drugdealThe amount of coincidence in this movie is stupidWho wrote this piece of shit?This whole movie was terrible (I agree the Brad Pitt beheading was kino) besides that it was unbelievable badYou can't image how bad this movie wasIt's truely stunning to see with everything that they had how they could fuck it up so bad
>>219150000Four digits(repeated)?
>>219149908you don't even need a motor you could do it with co2 cartridge
>>219148842Those people are nto freaking out enought
>guy runs by and puts a wire or something around my neck*blap blap blap*
>>219148560Didn't I hide this thread already?
>>219149006Can anyone stop him?
>>219150036>>Why did the middle man (Brad Pitt) run?>He could have easy proof that he was not involved in the theft which he actually was not involved in and knew nothing aboutlmao criminals don't care especially not cartels.
>comes to the rescue
>>219148948but can it open fast enough to get the job done?
>>219149006based
>>219148560
>>219150565This was not their first dealings with Brad PittHe seemed to enjoy a outstanding reputation of beeing reliable and trustworthyIt would and makes absolute no semse that he would fuck the cartel over and try to steal $ 20 million dollar worth of drugs from themThere is no evidence or motive for Brad Pitt to steal the drugsFrom the cartel's point of view a middle man with such a great reputation as Brad Pitt had is hard to find At the end of the day even they would have known that Brad Pitt had nothing to do with the theftThe fact that he ran makes absolute no sense what so everBrad Pitt even said to the conselor that theres no one that would give up their live for himBrad Pitt should have just called the Cartel and say that the counselor riped them off and srole the drugsThat would be the end of itThe cartel might even had given Brad Pitt a reward a higher percentage of the money that he would have received while brokering the deal
>>219151002I'm not reading all that, but congrats on your transition.
>>219150036>why did Bradu Pittu run??Well, I'm perfectly willing to believe you had nothing to do with this but I'm not the party you have to convince that this is some sort of coincidence. Because they don't really believe in coincidences. They've heard of them. They've just never seen one.
>>219149006Somebody stop this man!
>>219150466GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>219150000Gears aren’t magic. They still need a motor to power them and create the torque.
>>219148560Imagine if that was a naked woman
>>219151002Whether he is trustworthy or not is not the point. They had to act. When some fuckup happens the cartel HAS to act to show force and to exert power and keep people in line. Even if Brad didn't do anything other people might think he had and got away with it so they might try to pull similar shit. So they had to make an example out of him to keep others in line.
>>219151040I like youThats why I'll take my time with you and fuck you till you love me
>>219151803It wasn’t the cartel that had him killed though. Cameron Diaz’s character did.
>>219151803>This is not true not even closeCartels are business men. They know that killing thousands of Mexicans in Mexico won't hurt their business because no one cares about MexicansBut murdering a gringo in the States would prompt all sorts of police fbi dea and counter terrorism investigationsThis would hurt their businessWhen it was made clear that Brad Pitt didn't have anything to do with the rip off the Cartel would not act to make an example out of him because he's a good reliable business partner of them and they would keep doing business with himOthers would know that Brad Pitt had nothing to do with it, because he had nothing to do with it(The reasoning in the movie for Brad Pitt to run makes no sense and is stupid af he could have made one phone call to the cartel and set the counselor up so the cartel could kidnap him and the whole deal was cleared)
why didn't people like the counselor? it was pretty good
>>219148842This could literally happen to each and every one of us.
>>219148948useless way to try and kill them, if you had a pocket knife on you.
>>219148560I too love torque posting
>>219152176Pitt’s character had rigged entirely new and clean identities for himself in hopes of being able to disappear. No one in the city would know him. Investigations into him would reveal he has no real history under the new identity. The people who killed him would have no connections to him or to the cartel. They wouldn’t be local. The van would be stolen and destroyed. The police would know he was a criminal on the run from other criminals, but no idea who or why. Even if they did think it had something to do with the decapitated motorcycle dude, there would be no hard links anywhere.
>>219152212Cormac McCarthy’s writing doesn’t translate to a good screenplay imo.
>>219150424Its NYC, no one cares about anything.
>>219153001He’s somewhere in Europe which explains why no one has a knife or multi-tool on them lol
>>219153001Is that Epstein?
>>219149769
>>219148842The only thing accurate is the uselss NPCs doing nothing but watching.
>>219152888go watch The Sunset Limited
>>219149006They call him... Leather Man.
>>219148771yes
this movie came out 13 years ago, why did this suddenly become a meme
>>219157602the oversized glasses trend needs to stop. Paris Hilton y2k era was peak oversized glasses now they're fucking rosie o donnell karen frames or korean harry potter frames DISGUSTENG
>>219153001>AY I'M WALKIN HERE
>>219153001>BMW drivers dont use turn signals!!!>Average shitbox driver
>>219152216Not really. The method has no benefits and numerous drawbacks. Like yeah, at any point someone could paint what appears to be a hole with a road in it on the side of a cliff and reroute the road to crash into it but who would actually do that?
>>219148842After I saw this I got a metal cowboy hat with a 37 inch brim
>>219148771>>219157562Damn what happened to his hair? T virus effects or something?
>>219148560This genuinely looks like a composite of two different movies
>>219157602we had a thread about itit was moderately successfulso now browns are reposting it every day
