>Denis Villeneuve in talks to adapt itKINO IS BACK ON THE MENU, SOIS
>>219152151lmao ok. the asshole doesnt have the balls or brain to put Leto on screen and he's gonna try with The Shrike? spare me
>>219152151>>219152151I think brit marling is the better choice imho
I don't want it to be made. Ever.
>short story collection pretending to be one storydoomed
>>219152192Leto would be a good choice for the consul
the only part of this book I liked was the weird downie tribe segment.
>>219152256>when the movie is just a series of flashbacks
>>219152256there are enjoyable movies like this that critics like but no one watches
I remember more about what happened in Jane Eyre than I do about what happened in Hyperion
>>219152454It ends with them singing a Wizard of Oz song.
I only liked the Priest Arc of Hyperion
>>219152151I don't want to see this, he would make it look so bland
who will be zendaya?
>>219152608the poet
>>219152608Probably the underworld lady bounty hunter chick who fell in love with Keats (Keats would be played by some femboi like Chalamet fyi).
>>219152192to be honest, a scary spiky AI monster would be easier to adapt on screen than a giant worm-man whos high on heroin
>>219152151Summer of Night was shilled to me as one of the best horror stories ever and it was fucking awful. I can't imagine he's any better at writing sci-fi.
>>219152690that should be Gina Carano
>>219152151Christian bale will endure an IRL Tetsuo transformation to play The Shirke.
>>219152151that falls off even harder than Dune in the sequel books
>>219152608she will be the shrike
>>219152151I thought he was going to adapt Rama
>>219154080SAAAAAAAAAR ADAPT THA RAMA HARE KRISHNA SAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>219152256It worked for Cloud Atlas.
bullshit
>>219154219It's a book by Arthur C. Clarke and has nothing to do with India aside from the name, dumbass grifter.
>>219154080Were the sequels to that any good? I only read Rendezvous
>>219154455more like Saarthur C Clarke lmaooooo
>>219152256>what are chapters
>>219154888I have the sequels but I haven't read them. They're written by a different author so they're basically fanfiction. 2010 is Arthur C. Clarke's only good sequel imo.
>>219152256It could make a good mini series if they try to make a movie its doomed.
>>219154219Its people encountering an alien space craft and wondering how it came and who built it and its full of hard sci-fi. Go pajeet post somewhere else.
>>219152151Michael B Jordan as the Shriek
>>219155374more like encountering a toilet and wondering who built it LMAOOOO
what the F*CK is his issue...?!?
>>219154219You have a mental disorder brought on by too much time obsessing over internet identity politics
>>219152151proofs?
>>219152608One hundred percent Moneta or Aenea.
I'd like to see it but all the normies would just complain about the lack of initial cohesion and that the Shrike is just a rip-off of Megatron with time powers. They'd honestly be best off combining the first two books into one movie and cutting a lot of the unnecessary poetry bullshit out of it completely. You don't want to admit it, but you know I'm right.
>>219153609Hey. Endymion isn't THAT bad. Fuck Rise though. I still get angry feelings about that book.
>>219152151redditbook for a reddit director
Can't wait for Penis Villaneuve to make every single aspect of this film blue and grey. le ebin cinematogepi!!!
I want BLINDSIGHT
>>219156918Reddit hates him though because he doesn’t fawn over the gays or something idk
>>219152192fpbp
>>219152151what is it about?
>>219157048>doesn’t fawn over the gays>LITERALLY the whole book is him homoerotically fawning over Keats
>>219152151Will this be a movie or a limited series with each character’s back story being a separate episode?
I'm reading it and i think it kinda sucks, it sure would not make a good movie.
>>219152151DV will do a great job with The Priest (psychological horror) The Warrior (DUNC Combat porn) and The Detective (Recycle Blade Runner 2049) and completely fuck up every other story because they require characterization and verisimilitude.
>>219152256It worked for The Canterbury Tales.
>>219154219Nah that'd be Lord of Light. Which is hilarious because the (white) astronauts masquerading as Hindoo gods genocide a city of spacejeets when they develop flushing toilets.
>>219157770Lord of Light would actually make for an incredibly based 1 season series, but I do worry that whoever created it would suddenly be assassinated by a random train being controlled by an Indian engineer.
>>219157770>>219157850My favorite part was the cyborg assassin sent to kill Sam who attained true enlightenment and became the real Buddha.
>>219152151Why can't there be more James Camerons and less Nolans/Villeneuves? Seriously - I am SICK and TIRED of soulless, sterile, bland, grey, emotionless, by the numbers sci-fi movies made by these hacks with atrophied sense of cool and style. This trend reflects the nihilism and lack of soul in modern cinephiles. These hacks must be stopped.
>>219160212yeah, the immense SOUL of avatar...
>>219152151He should never direct a movie again after embarrassing himself with his Dune adaptation.
>>219161081>AvatarHas more soul than the whole Villeneuve backlog. Then there are T1, Abyss and Aliens. All better than anything Nolan and Villeneuve have ever directed.
>>219157150Not enough for plebbit apparently
>>219152151Theme park rides, he doesn't do a coherent world with an internal logic so complete and vivid you don't need the eye candy bs.
>>219161419this nigga thought hes adapting the games, not the book apparently
IDEAL/DREAM VILLENEUVE FILM PROJECTS OUTSIDE OF DUNE/BLADE RUNNER?WHO WOULD YOU CAST?> Hyper faithfully adaptation of the original Alien vs Predator comics/novels.> Karen Fukuhara, Pom Klementieff or Mari Yamamoto as Machiko Noguchi who is overtly sexualized.> Batman vs Predator movie hyper faithfully adapting the 1st comic. Use Affleck's Batman.> A more serious toned monsterverse Godzilla film.
>>219162512his suicide livestream
>>219162512>Machiko Noguchi
>>219152151>start to read this when I was 16>drop it >now I'm 31Should I try to read this now?
>>219162560probably, yeahsome of the stories hit differently at different stages of lifethe priest's, the poet, the father, for example
It should be a series, the amount of flashbacks and the ending do not fit in a 2 hour movie
>>219152227Kino if she does it
I hate reading sci fi. The book will talk about some device or machine and i will imagine what it looks like. Then it will add some detail that completely contradicts what it is in my imagination and i will have to change my mental image to something different. Then it does it again, and my immersion is broken yet again as i rebuild my mental image.
>>219162810autism is hell of a disease huh?
>>219162512He directs adaptations of pic related & it's 1st sequel with the writer of Arrival.
>>219152151>adapts like â…“ of dune books>stops before the hardest part>proceeds to adapt a more complex bookjesus christ Denis...
>>219152256what the actual fuck its just short stories? I've been waiting to read it it's been massively hyped up and now I'm not so interested. I was told to read it after Dune and Neuromancer but that doesn't sound very interesting.
>>219163013It's a fix-up like I, Robot. The short stories all tie into the framing narrative.
>>219162810>”…he walks up to the chiral transponder”>imagine some sleek featureless device the size of a table>”…he pulls on its levers”>okay add them on the sides>”…he puts his hands into the liquid c-screen”>what the fuck does that even mean? like a tv screen made out of water?>”…the cross beams of the transponder starts rotating”>the what? like on the top?>”…it extends its wings and he flies away”>its a fucking vehicle?!
>>219152608genderswapped Kassad
>>219163013it's about 6 people and the reasons they've come to the planet
>>219152151hollywood now ruining actual sci fi instead of making gay star wars shit again weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>219152151there's absolutely no way the entire story of all four books would remain meaningfully intact, even accepting necessary omissions or alterations to adapt it into a show
Why not Elric, Book of the New Sun or The Black Company?
>>219164776redditslop
>>219157598Pasolini was an unironic faggot and was murdered by his gay lover.
>>219152151UnfilmableEspecially nowadaysAlso I will never watch anything made by Villememe
> That part of the Poet's story where he can only say shit, piss, cunt, fuckKino incoming.
Villejew is such a fkn loser holy shit, what a heck i hope he never gets to make this
>>219161769Cameron hasn't made anything worth existing since the 90s
>>219163013It was written as a sci-fi version of The Canterbury Tales. A collection of stand alone stories that eventually interlink.
>>219162512no more movies. especially not sci fi
>>219152151reddit director for a reddit book, pottery
>>219152151i read it recently and didnt care for it. Is it really best scifi literature has to offer?
>>219161419But it looks so... so spacious!!
>>219152151i just started reading this. i love scifi
>>219152151Currently reading this, i'm on book 4 right now. The books are kino, but it could be hard to translate into the TV format. The first book is inspired by The Canterbury Tales, with lots of short stories. The 2nd book is a continuation of the main story with an ending. Book 3 and 4 is in the future with some of the old characters and continues the story after the fall, but it could be considered a separate story from the first 2 books.
>>219152151LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>219154219Poojeets kwabing in the replies kek
>>219152151Chalamet will play Fedmahn Kassad and Zendaya will play Moneta. >>219152256
>>219152151why do incels love this book so much?
This guy just wakes up and decides what classic to blanderize next.
>>219163013It's kind of like the Game of Thrones books, except every chapter is a Dany chapter. It sucks and people who love it have never read good science fiction, they're just enamored with the Canterbury Tales homage because they read about it in high school and always wanted to be pseuds when they grew up.
>>219152151So it's going to dull, unimaginative, and devoid of color and fantasy?
>>219165464I expected this reddit comment to be at the very top.
>>219166455and I wouldn't watch just for that
>>219167538Objective truths aren't always evident from the get go
>>219152151Is that the one with the magic carpet? They already wanted to make a movie in 2017, but never started.
>>219152151its unadaptable
>>219167340>why do normal people read non woke books?gee, I wonder
>>219166455>Chalamet will play Fedmahnhe couldve been Keats, maybe 10 yeas ago
>>219167843>non woke booksretardbro, that book is "woke" by every 4chan incel definition
>>219167397>It's like game of thronesNo it isn't
>>219167824Why? Because it's too long? Because the shriek is too complicated to show? They already said that about LOTR all the time, it's meaningless to say. The only issue is putting in so much work for something that won't create any revenue unlike capeshit flicks
>>219167879No it isn'tIt doesn't push diversity It doesn't pause the story to talk about slavery in AmericaIt doesn't talk about the patriarchy >Liberals entire existence is arguing about things they deliberately misunderstand Woke isn't just black people or gays, it's their inclusion for the explicit purpose of lecturing the audience and or pandering to faggots like yourself
>>219167879I'm sure the leftist definition of woke, which is stretched to encompass literally everything all the times, suits it very well.Obviously the leftist definition is stupid and fake, like the people using it
>>219167879
>>219167915It's unadaptable as a movie but could work as a 8 1 hour episodes show, the stories would make no sense if they abridged them to fit a 2:30 hour movie
>>219152151>has no ending in your path
>>219167927you havent read the bookLITERALLY everyone is 'diverse" in the bookthe whole fucking theme of the book is about ecology and climate changeits full of girlbossesand im not a "liberal" or even an amerimutt you direction-brained zoomer mongrel, i love the book, its just hilarious to me that if it was released today and wasnt already considered a classic, retards like (you) with no critical thoughts in their head will start sperging about how woke it is
>>219152151>Dennis VilleneuveI was watching a video the other day the dude kept pronouncing it as Villa-Nueve as if he was Spanish. Really took me out of the video and my autism didn't appreciate it.
>>219168092Nothing of what you said is true.You can go back to being silent, leftist
>>219152151I don't want another sci-fi work ruined by this hack
>>219168296>Nothing of what you said is true.surely, you will disprove me, you've read the book, after all???retarded underage nigger
>>219168333>you've read the book, after all???Yes stupid troon. and everything you said is retardedyou don't know what woke is, and more importantly you don't know what's normal.You are just enraged that people laugh at your silly attempt to claim a normal book for your woke regime.Go lose another election, faggot
>>219168092Same way Star Trek and Xmen and everything ever made was woke, even before it went woke, right?LMAOlololol
>>219168406yeah you are completely mindbroken, you cant even argue without sperging about imaginary "libtard" windmillsand repeating that you've read it wont make it true, you havent disproven anything i said>your woke regimedelusional>Go lose another election, faggotagain, not even am amerimutt thankfuly you are such a braindead NPC without a single original thought in its head, you think every argument is with other similar retards on twitter >>219168446dunno, i fucking hate star wars and never bothered with it, dont care about capeshit eitherbut i didnt say its "woke" anyway, i said the retarded mindbroken retards on 4chan will call it "woke" if it came out today
>>219168092They're diverse because it's a fake sci-fi future. It isn't pushed, the story isn't paused to lecture people Girls being successful isn't a girl boss what the fuck are you talking about Your attempted condemnation of people complaining about woke and this book is just, "there's women doing things and blacks" which I literally already addressed you deluded shit brained nigger The minorities have flaws. They're just characters who happen to not be white men. That's why it's not wokeWhy is a book talking about climate change woke? Does it blame mid west magas for it? Does it pretend anyone critical of are evil Nazis? You need to go back to plebbit, you cant handle it here
>>219168718The scene in end game where all the women pose is wokeBlack widow being in iron man 2 isn't woke You of course know the difference but are desperately trying to claim ownership over any property your detractors likeYou're making a claim that it's wokeProve itProve evidence not just saying girl boss and wokeProve itShow minorities being faultless, show minority right lecturing, show white characters being replaced, show western culture being shame and shown as worse then black culture
>Villenueve>kinoholy LMAO, some of you /tv/irgins are retarded, huh?
>>219152192His movies haven't even made it to the Children of Dune, I doubt we will see an adaptation of God Emperor anytime soon.
>>219168834i made a claim that retards on 4chan will call it woke, thats my whole argumenti dont consider the book wokebut you are a dishonest retard if you tell me, that if this book gets somehow magically perfectly accurately adapted tomorrow, /tv/ wont call it woke when they see brown arab gigachad soldier , the Jewish professor, the "girlboss" Lamia or even the bigger literal empress of humanity girlboss Gladstone, the asian templar, the climate change allegories, or even the ousters being a standin for poor oppressed and used as slaves people initially.
>>219152151reddit LOVES this book
>>219169040The Consuls tale will turn people into nationalists, how is that woke?
>>219152256Pulp Fiction. Ballad of Buster Scruggs. Mystery Train
>>219169040You will continue to completely ignore >>219168734, because it completely btfos youJust a prediction
>>219169709ignore what exactly? your whole post is fucking retarded. you are trying to explain to me that the book is not actually woke, which is something i agree with ?
>>219152151>Denis VilleneuveI want an apology from everyone who shilled this hack
>>219152151Only way this works is as an anthology series.Different setting and tone for each episode. Hell, change out the team a little between episodes.
>>219169772He was good. Prisoners, Sicario and Enemy are gigakinos to this day. Bladerunner too.He just makes soulless corposlop when given lots of money, apparently
>>219169889They are all trash you dumb niggerAPOLOGIZE
>>219169913shantyou got filteredjust move on
>>219169040Why would they call it woke. You haven't provided a single piece of evidence as to what's woke about those characters existing What's woke about a Jewish professor?What's woke about brown people existing in the future? Lamia is not a girl boss. She's a soldier that does solider things at no point does she do anything that would be impossible for a soldier in the future. Ie things that would make her a gilrbossThe Empress is a fucking retard Literally every single example you gave is "minority or women exist" I've already addressed this. That's not what woke is. You dodged giving actually examples of woke things and continue to just say "woke is women Maga hates woke"No amount of cope from you is going to give you, a faggot, ownership over this property It isn't woke. It has non whites and women in it. It's scifi canterbury tales. Canterbury tales has women it isn't wokeQueen Elizabeth existing isn't woke
>>219152151Could only work as a mini-series.
>>219152151I really liked Hyperion and The Fall of Hyperion but didn't feel like reading Endymion or The Rise of Endymion, where they any good?
>>219169749You keep saying people would say it's woke I keep explaining why that's wrong. And then you keep avoiding my explanations for whyThat's why you're being btfo
>>219169929>you dont enjoy eating shit?!???>f-filteredenjoy the next villenjew slop
>>219152151>Denis VilleneuveNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOO
I prefered imagining the Shrike like a kind of metal bird/velociraptor type creature with 4 arms. Just a tall humanoid is kinda gay, it should be more unnatural. Also I could have sworn there's an early description of him having a tail with impaled bodies on it but maybe I just mistook that with the tree.
>>219169947>Endymion or The Rise of Endymion, where they any good?I thought they dragged on, the "payoff" occurs at the end of Rise of Endymion. Maybe last 50 pages or so.
>>219169947People shit on them a lot but I enjoyed seeing more of the universe although some of it did drag on a bit with repeating descriptions, teenage-esque drama and bringing back a few characters that didn't fit the timeline.
i remember reading all those books as a teen like decade and a half ago, but i barely remember anything from themi remember loving the first one and then barely paying attention reading the sequels, just forced myself through themdidnt it all end up being kinda basic >AI bad thingy in the end? and the Shriek basically being the avatar of the ebil AI? I know its like a half a century old work at this point, but in the current climated im so bored with AI alarmism that I dont even wanna bother rereading it to refresh my memory
>>219171410its all AI that travels through time for some reasonoh and also portals
>>219162512He should not be allowed to adapt works at all
>>219171410The shrike is kasad. Moneta is the time travel baby. Moneta travels back through time with the shrike because he's kasad. This is explained in book 4. Past kasad kills future Ai demon kasad. Lions and tigers and bears o my.
>>219154219indian derangement syndrome
>>219152151incelcore
>>219152151I thought space travel literally killing the catholocucks and them resurrecting was pretty dopeI never understood some of the mysteries though. like what was the point of the bodies and the "labyrinthian worlds". What was the AIs master plan
>>219175947The Ai were using People as batteries or computers. It's basically the matrix. That's what the cruciform was.
>>219176208was it? ive read it years ago, barely remember most of it, but wasnt the cruciform an actual ayy lmao organism?
>>219154972kek gottem
>>219168834kek bodied that freak
