Austin Powers was 29 years ago.
specifically made my wife watch this so she'd understand why I kept saying I'm doing austin powers shit anytime I have to do a multipoint turn in a tight shitty parking lotglad I did it's even funnier as an adult than as a kid the first time I saw it
I'll stay
>>219161626The novelization is pretty funny.
>>219161527it's still funny to this day
>>219161527I hired an Austin Powers impersonator for my buddy's bachelor party who has never seen Austin Powers.
>>219161669based
>>219161626>using little instead of a bitvile americanism in a proud british book.
>>219161707>a li'ldo you even bri'ish m8?
does anyone know where i can snag a copy of swedish made penis enlarger pumps and me - that kind of thing is totally my bag baby by austin powers. my bookshelf is looking sparse without it
>>219161707Go back to your bogus asylum seeker hotel, a true Brit would use the word "tad" or "smidgen".
>>219161669>hiredI'd do it for free baby yeah
bloody hell vanessa, there are pictures of you snogging your own son in your knickers!
>>219161773>>219161669I've seen one and he was quite good. Its in YouTube and the guy throws in new stuff while keeping the center of the character.
>>219161626fucking hell that's funny
>>219161626>"Yeah, baby!" said nobody, since this was not good.Fucking kek.
>You gonna cry? Huh? You gonna cry??
Has a film ever had a better opening credits scene than Austin Powers?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWOhXEWk1K0
i do not care for fat bastard. i find him shallow and pedantic. he insists upon himself.
>>219162781you don't like him because your neck looks like a vagina too
>>219161813>bloody hell vanessaI read that in his voice.
Your penis pump, sir
>>219162807his jokes are somehow even weaker than goldmembers.
>>219162852his fart joke in goldmember is great>oooh everyone loves their own brand don't they?
>>219161527NoThat's impossibleI'm only 41
>>219161527best comedy of all time
>>219161527Is there any similar recent movie? Something funny?
>>219164252Not exactly recent, but if you haven't seen them, watch Undercover Brother and Black Dynamite
>>219164339Thanks
>>219161527Even as a kid I could tell the editing was bullshit and that this could never happen.
>>219163091>I'm only 41Your oldest son should be 20.
>>219161527First one is timeless, the other two aren't really up to par
>>219164459I think the second one is a classic also, yes it lacks the pathos and good pacing of the original and there's barely any story to speak of but it's still a riot, Heather Graham is wonderful and the soundtrack is great.Goldmember on the other hand, that one I can do without.
>>219161707You should probably care more about those jeet rape gangs than some inane English grammar
>>219161707bwish cannot say da wurd wid-dole
>>219161527and still unfunny shitnothing funny with myershe never ever was
>>219161626I thought this was going to somehow turn into the meme of the guy gassing up his honda accord while worrying about the potential presence of urban youths.
>>219164446How old should my wife be?
>>219164584six years inshallah
>>219164484I saw milfmode Heather Graham in a random horror movie recently, Succulent Flesh or something like that. She's still so hot. Would.
>>219164790I'd eat a mile of her shit just to sniff where it came fromt. kumar patel
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>219164848audibly chuckled
>>219161527was austin powers the first to make this joke? it's such low hanging fruit that anyone who's ever drive a car before can relate to but i don't recall anything prior doing a bit like this
YEEK YEEK
>>219162504I had this weird Austin Powers obsession as a kid and would watch the opening credits on VHS every day before school. My parents also bought me a SNL best of Mike Myers tape I watched constantly.
at work a guy on a forklift got stuck between 2 lanes while putting a pallet away and had to make a 30 point turn to get out.while he was doing it I just asked him if he'd ever seen Austin powers and we just started laughing.
>>219161626hehe
>>219164339she kinda mid no?
>>219165058Good times.
>>219165125I mean sure if you're gay.
>>219165125no
>>219164339is that a melanoma
>>219165221MOLE
I tried watching The Love Guru and it was fucking horrible. How the fuck did Mike Myers drop off so hard.
>>219165546The show he did on netflix was downright unwatchable, I know >netflix, but still I expected some laughs, I didn't even finish the first episode
>>219165125>homosexual detected
>>219161527this was a great bit
>>219162781Are you by chance, a baby? You kinda look like a baby
>>219161527We are further away from 1950 now than the greatest generation was when they were born.
>>2191657461850 too
>>219165746why are the called the greatest generation for participating in a war for bankers?
Would /tv/ willingly freeze themselves to go 30 years into the future?
>>219166485Since zoomers and millennials are retarded I primarily hang out with older people 50+ and most of them will be dead or close to it in 30 years so, no. Probably not
>>219166485No, cuz im 70% water so if I freeze all the tissues would get fucked up by my fluid expanding and I'd be dead when I got unfrozen.
>>219166510screw u too old fag
>>219166610lol, I’m not old (yet) still mid 30s. I just find people my age to be insufferably retarded to the point I just don’t enjoy hanging out with them. Older people just have more interesting things to talk about
>>219166647arent u a little old to be a rent boy ;)
>>219161747They used to.have ads in every magazine for those.
>>219164790She was snacktackular in the stand remake. They switched up.thevescape out of new york but it was still tense.
>>219161707You're genuinely retarded It's a Canadian book, Mike Myers is Canadian Put a gun in your mouth and blow out those rotten chiclets you call teeth
>>219162781He's the worst part of the trilogy because theres no cleverness to his scenes, its just mike myers doing a funny voice. Most of the other characters are also mike myers doing a funny voice but the writing for dr evil is much more intelligent.
>>219162781He's funny when he first appears, the scene where he's undercover and steals Austin's mojo. I also think the sex scene between him and Felicity is funny. However he's obnoxious and unfunny in his scenes at the volcano base, and definitely overstays his welcome. I can watch Myers play Austin or Dr. Evil all day, but Fat Bastard I can only take in small doses. They honestly utilize him better in Goldmember, but in that movie you have an even worse Myers character (Goldmember) to put up with.
>>219166510>>219166647you are so cool
>>219167727I'm Dutch and Goldmember always pisses me off as his accent is completely wrong. Is this how niggers feel when they see someone in blackface?
>>219168045you aren’t
>>219161527Austin Powers was unfrozen 30 years after his time. If someone from 1997 was frozen and woke up next year, what 90s subculture would make for the funniest satirical fish-out-of-water story ala Austin Powers?
>>219167660When Shrek first came out I had a hard time with it for a while because all I heard was Fat Bastard's voice.
>>219168073Same, It's like Gunther from Friends again. I don't think there is a single Dutchman called Gunther in the entirety of the Netherlands, and that's like 18 million people...
>>219168184cumming for as long as he pissed in the original theatrical release
>>219168312i misunderstood the question but im sticking with my post
>>219165546The last thing I remember seeing him in was the bit part he had in Inglorious Basterds, which of course he nailed. Looking it up on IMDB it looks like he was also in Bohemian Rhapsody since then, but I don't remember a single thing about that snoozefest.
>>219164339muh hecking race mixing
>>219168073>>219168278Ik Sneed je lul eraf, flikkers
>>219161626That Austin Powers impersonator who got trapped in the youtuber's basement should record the audio book of this.
>>219167468looking back, this scene was a little much
>>219168638My fav part was the fart
>>219167468The new Naked Gun movie tried so hard to do this gag, but it fell completely flat, while in Austin Powers it's just effortlessly funny. I think modern Hollywood is just truly incompetent.
>>219168603>Austin Powers impersonator trapped in the basementI'd watch that>It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again>Yeah baby yeah, both sound absolutely shagadelic >does the little arms-from-side-to-side dance in the pit
>>219164339>Undercover BrotherI always thought this was painfully underrated.
>>219168370His main love interest is a black girl. Take a break from the internet and touch some grass
>>219164339>behind every great black man…>is the police!
>>219169263lol. Pic rel
>>219168534Sneed in de tegenwoordige tijd is snijd. Sodemieter op.
>>219169263>probable cause
>>219161527i legitimately thought it was older than that
>1999 was 86 years ago
>>2191733151990 was 1488 years ago….
