Rage meter active>FTL News-- Today is a "bottle episode" because plans fell through, fish playing characters-- Plane crash movie cast: Bashir = street thug, Emma = hot valley girl, Landon = biker badass, James Drake = hero doctor, Bingo = Jane Goodall type, Bongo = Bingo's dog, Laura = Michelle Rodriguez type, Blane = Landon's mortally wounded brother-- The wiggers bought a big van and the Fishtank Road Show™ will begin immediately after this season! https://x.com/EnterTheVoid_FT/status/2038715932428910975/-- Jet wants a new GIRL freeloader to fuck with EMMA https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2038741269048873100-- Season 3 episode 4: https://gofile.io/d/mGLrB6-- Bam is back-- Bashir asked for a doctors appointment because he had bug bites and Ben called him a pussy-- Rage Meter in the house>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiThread rules. NO REDDIT LINKSPrev >>219160926
It's over.
claireposting will cease until morale improves
the thread numbers are going backwards...
how gnarly is freddy's package?
>>219162081
>>219162136ask betty
>>219162081https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774943032283827.mp4
mr judge the boss nigga needs some lovin
>>219162133yeah
>>219162125summoning Claire
>>219162125no :(
>>219162136i bet it stinks lowkey
>>219162171yuck
>>219162150drunk landon vs alex seems like a good bet
james just told emma he loves her weird
WHEN DID THEY GET SLEEPING BAGS AND WHY?
>>219162171DELETE THIS
>>219162171why did he do this
>>219162165>>219162174so Jet fucked her? he has good taste desu
I almost wish the season would end sooner so I can watch the captivating Jet Neptune rove America in his sprinter van.
>>219162200claire was taken advantage of
What day is it? How long is left?
>>219162171horsecock tj stays winning
>>219162125My morale is great
>>219162174everyone is being mean to claire but it’s going to be ok
>>219162200yeah but only because he gets off on making girls cheat on their boyfriends
Listening to old amos and andy radio shows at night is comfy
>>219162171
>>219162200she rimmed his asshole too
if you want to break/trigger James Drake, act like a hood praising negro next to him, he despite ghetto nwords
>>219162171kek he and his dick have matching hairstyle
>never have i ever rimmed jet neptune's asshole
>>219162215that sweater is one of the most iconic outfits in fishtank history
>>219162201TRUKEJet Neptune is my role model and I honor His penis
>less posters>less clips>people are checking outAll because Jetson Neptunson couldn't leave few restreams in peace.
they need to start makin them all sleep in the same room
jet and ben do america
>>219162171>>219162230it looks like he shaved his pubes but only the top lmao
>>219162253all in the closet
>>219162211imagine thinking about another guys dick. tjpedos are such faggots.
>>219162171Flacid peen can be very misleading. Not saying he's packing nor do I care but you just can't tell alone from that.
Why do people think Alex is comingThey said theyre not bringing back old fish
>>219162257when the buttplug fits just right
cool mia
>>219162248The glassroom sucks right now anyways they're just talking about religion and not in a funny way
Jannies took down the fredster's package faster than nina's nasty nethers
I think I miss JD....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKUIoS72XTshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKUIoS72XTshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKUIoS72XTsHOLY CRAPS!
>>219162257she ruined her hair
>>219162148ok i will>>219162179isn't that based?
>>219162206day 16it's either 28 days, 30 days, or 31 days or it could end right now who knows
>>219162280everyone is sayign this
>>219162270they say this every season desu
>>219162150please tell me someone has the thankful tank vods and it's not lost media
makin them go night night when nothing happens until about 8pm their time
>>219162285Thanks, it feels like it's been a month already
>>219162211>>219162265bruh
what jet does at 3:30am https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2038881436665557084
>>219162284yeah
>>219162275Prob a good women. At least as good as you can expect one now a days. Mia seems to look like she mogs most fish girls especially her sister.
>>219162222alex b is the funniest looking faggot alive
>>219162283fishtank ruined her
>>219162304Nice
>>219162304I don't know anything about either of these games but the one with the sword and shield guy looks cooler
>>219162320Jet's breaking her down and building her up to take on the road in the van
saving a webm of freddy's penis because i'm sensitive and straight
>>219162291no its lost media, that seems like a kiwinigger thing to do
>>219162304honestly based jet, grummz is a fucking mouthbreather
I need a fishgirl gf
>>219162340that’s fine
>1.2k on kickit's actually over
They should play some royalty free old time radio shows like amos and andy over the speakers at night to help me sleep and feel comfy
>>219162348which half is fish, top or bottom?
>>219162118Did Bam come back up yesterday after being a crazy man in the bedroom?
I need to. Go down. On Bulk. Right. Now.
>>219162355bruh it's 4am with nothing happening
>>219162345how do you let yourself get this fat
shinji radio at the bar
Are people actually going to watch Jet's RV saga? After the S3 trainwreck? I also hope the threads won't be allowed here.
>>219162304>Jet thinks Marathon is goodlmao jesus christ
tfw there won't be a season 6 because jet's tired of fishtank and wants to irl stream to 100 viewers
>>219162379forced date was a good fishtoy
heres your director cam1 station empty the other faggot is on his phone
>>219162304autopilot died for this
>>219162397do not call bill that word
>>219162150did danimal shit his pants from the initial strain?
How the fuck am I supposed to catch up without the playlist? Recaps suck.
>>219162397>billmoses
fishtank, I quit you
>>219162368doordash i think
>you now remember Jimmy making up some shit about breaking into the fishtank house and stealing ben's rolex
>>219162387It is
>>219162420Let the restreams play or we don’t give a fuck Neptune
>>219162397HIS NAME IS BILL OTTMAN
>>219162420see you tomorrow
the ottman empire
>>219162397respect bill
>>219162424jimmy turns into a bat
>>219162425retard I've seen the late/endgame content, it's like watered down Destiny 2 created in Roblox
>>219162397$10 well spent
>>219162448god he's ugly
I miss Vicky.
sometimes I'm gamin' but I have to pause the game to grab a snack and eat the snack and then unpause the game to continue
What is it bros
>>219162446I've never played those games so I wouldn't know and if you didn't like it why did you play so much of it
Why did Laura look so much hotter in her audition?
>>219162468another worthless gimmick room mayhaps
>>219162468Goo room
>dead fishtank hoursWe're over halfway through, what's your favorite moment so far?For me it's those couple of nights when Landon was sleeping in the Glassroom with Anissa to "keep her company". The way he autistically laughed along with her whenever she would in reaction to the TTS was both heartwarming and awkwardly hilarious.
>>219162468jupiter masturbatorium
>>219162468the goo goo room
>>219162468Some cringe april fools joke.
the goo room won't have as much goo as I'm imagining
>>219162397Bill Ottman the type of 39 year old to go clothes shopping and briefly consider swapping his daily wear from a black hoodie to a crisp button down. He gives it a second look over in the mirror and says, "I think this is a little too... what the kids call 'zesty'..." and puts it back. He folds it before putting it back on the self, but does so incorrectly.
>>219162460i'm bam margera and this is poop sauna
>>219162463josie is beautiful
MarkyThompson sent you a message.
>>219162320She looks like the average white foid aka genetic trash with bad personality
>>219162468Bam leaked all the rooms on the first day, last one up is the "goop room"
>>219162480buttplug
>>219162387>DOOD ,JUST LIKE HALOhe's fat retard
since Jet wants to get an iCarly city apartment after S5, what are the chances they try to move to NYC again so Sam is closer and could be more involved again?
>>219162468bashir burger room
>>219162225Fuck you're autistic I don't care about what bake I take a shit in. as long as production pays me for baking at 100 images I'll be happy
>>219162267
>>219162471>I wouldn't knowYeah. I know. You and Jet both lack a lot of information and state appropriately uninformed retard opinions as a consequence.>why did you play so much of itI didn't.
>>219162511cringe
>>219162495WORD. MANE.
>>219162480>We're over halfway through, what's your favorite moment so far?
i used to find the autistic femchud archetype very ugly and offputting. but because of watching the twins, i am now finding ugly autistic girls pretty. this is very avent garde of me
>>219162480An actual bashir fag, nice
>>219162431>>219162442Weak faggots, I haven’t watched since mr naked joined, the show is awful.You’ll probably watch the Jet Neptune in a van show as well.
>>219162468bill ottman room
>>219162520...... WET
Who's dick got posted?
is damon the most tortured figure in media?
Famous House Season 1 should be released on a new Famous House youtube channel with the comments removed.
season 5 has had the least low lows of any season
>>219162480When the entire cast friendtanked together to rebel against Beth and production
>>219162528Mr. Naked's legacy lives on in the form of the bed bugs he unironically infested the house with.>>219162534Freddy The Rapist.
>>219162534Freddy
i saw it, freddy's is perfectly respectable, easily 7 inches when erect. i am a dick expert
>>219162540How is she getting hotter everyday?
>>219162531forgot the (?)
>>219162541They’re at the two week mark. There shouldn’t be any lows
>>219162506they talked about trying to move to new york during the pre season but it fell through
>>219162540cute schizo
now that jd is gone can we get the 360s back
>>219162371I genuinely doubt there will be enough people watching to justify a thread.
>>219162548Her horny hormones are working over time to make her sexually attractive because she has a desperate desire to be fucked.
Season 5 is the first season I haven’t watched. I still check one or two threads at night though.
DASSITMANEYEMOUT
>>219162551a 24/7 livestream is gonna have lows, every season had plenty of lows by this point
>>219162515Sorry but you sound like an angry faggot so your opinion means nothing, enjoy your baby games
>>219162468Panic Roomnot a Panic Room but like the movie Panic Room
>>219162407Nigga what's wrong with the recaps
I missed everything today because I was asleep and I regret nothing.Dead show. Not paying Goran. Humiliation fetish show.>we're gonna do the field trip thing again!Ffs
>>219162540
>>219162506You will get bitchtank 2: on the road and you will be happy
>>219162407the farms thread
VAGINAAAAA
does literally every zoomer vape?
>>219162584>Fishtank Digest is edited by a literally retarded foid who doesn't understand what's going on 75% of the time>Cucumberfeet is a fucking faggot kike production shill who plays defense for Ben the Retard Basher and Jet Nepstein ("the Nepstein files were a big nothing... people were just mad Season 4 ended!")
>>219162599Yes and they will all have throat cancer and permanent lung damage (popcorn lung) within 10 years
>>219162480emma crying while head shits in the toilet vicky crashing outJD calling Beth a wigger cumbunny and jet legit seething and begging JD to fight him Jet seething at the audience JD saying "Landon get the piss"a lot of the funniest moments on this season were because of JD desu
>>219162599Like everyone used to smoke, I don't know why this shocks people
Life is MizzyBecause life is miserableYou know what I mean?
>>219162611>everyone used to smokeFalse nuke
>>219162584Biased cucumber faggotry
>>219162468Joopy roomJoopy will dress like a gypsy fortune teller
How is the pacing of s5 compared to s2 and s3?I feel like only ~6 days have been good so far, but they're really hitting their stride rn.Today is now day 17, which is the s2 Charleston White casino day and immediately following the s3 Cell. We're also deeper than the entirety of s4 atp.
>>219162614it is :/
>>219162480When Jet and Ben came out doing their unfunny muh irony bit completely unaware that Cody was on his knees in the foyer begging Anissa not to leave and then everyone sitting in silence while they individually went and talked to Bam in the closet where he asked them about the elimination even though everyone knew Anissa was going to be picked.
Someone repost the TJ cock pic I missed it
>>219162614Ha ha!!!!! HaaaaaawwwwWow that was a good one!Do you guys think Mizzy is secretly miserable as fuck? XD
>>219162620I would cry
>>219162599vapes and shitty tattoos. ugly and retarded generation.
>>219162630less than Sam
>>219162620this was leaked on bant ages ago
>>219162541week 1 was mostly lows imo
>americans have a room in their house to store all their goo called "the goo room"
>>219162629I got a warning for a link in a paid shill thread so ur not getting it from me
>>219162620holy fuck I love joopy
>>219162609been vaping for well over a decade and my lungs are totally fine :)
>>219162648Where the fuck do you keep your goo then huh
>>219162620
>>219162648>he doesn't have a goo room
>>219162614I never really got it...
>Australian hoursAlways the grimmest of the grim
bill ottman bringing his tech deck to work and now a week later everyone has tech decks but he's already moved on to yo yo'ing
>>219162304nah marathon is straight up broken ass
>>219162621high lows and low highs
>>219162620mmmmmm sexy jet
the moroccan drum in the shop is the key to all this
>>219162655Lucky You, im sure there will be no long term damage when your older :)
why do people send tts when fish are asleep and not reacting
>>219162629I don't think the file size limit is large enough to fit all of it
Life is Rachie!
Has Jet ever even acknowledged Jupiter before?
>>219162540Anyone got a fuller shot of Bongo's shirt? I fw it
>>219162682No. He treats her like a cum dump and it's sad.
>>219162673have a feeling that if anything was going to happen to the millions of people in the same position as me it would've already happened, but two more weeks right? :D
>>219162670So the opposite of s2 then
>>21916259999% of people who take nicotine love nicotine
>>219162081>no reddit linkBASED BAKE
alex b is taller than james drake
>>219162688They used to say Ciggerates we're safe too buddy. I vape occasionally. It's still bad.
>>219162682he did on r9k when talking about fighting one of his mom's black boyfriends and getting knocked the fuck out ("BLACKED" to use his word of choice) and then leaving his mom and abandoning her to living in that horrible environment alone to go live with one of his online friends
>>219162689>Tossed Bingo in the trash
>>219162702Cigarettes are good for you
all i know is fishtank feels a lot better to watch. im so sick of jd's faggot ass wanting to be the center of attention the whole time
The twins are so braindead they can barely talk. It’s a miracle they can walk, open doors, use the bathroom etc.
what's this guys gimmick?
>>219162721we will all be posting send him in during season 6
I’m wasting my life
this is the worst show of all time
>>219162721he posts about wanting to fuck jin on /bant/
>>219162620>wet noises>smacking noises
>>219162719this isn't true at allthey act like whimsical retards a lot but when they actually talk to TTS they show they're deceptively intelligent and self-actualized/self-aware
>/ftl/ during a seasonlol xd
I would treat Joopy like the princess she is
I'm am watching Better Call Saul instead of fishtankI feel better about myself. I'm a better person.
>>219162745Hi jet
>>219162747I fought the law and the law won
>>219162682I want stupid retarded kiwitroon redditarded newfags to leave my threads and I want them gone now!!!!!!
>>219162739Landon's the actual house retard, I'm amazed he knows how to read.
the ghost community
>>219162682other than inviting her to fishtank houses offstream, no
>>219162763
>>219162304few things going on here:1. grummz is a faggot2. marathon is much better than people thought it was going to be34. jet is right to hassle grummz over this4. jet is also a faggot
>>219162397What investment does Bill have in fishtank that requires him to be on-site?
>>219162777Playercount is dropping every week and it won't even last until the end of the year
>>219162387marathon is legitimately not that bad and everyone waaaaay over indexed on it being like that shitty concord thing because it had bright colors and some of the male characters were metro like balenciaga models (probably half the reason jet likes it, he's a fag) but the game is genuinely alright
>>219162787all the light has left her eyes between this photo and now
>>219162787buttplug
>>219162787She looks quite a bit like that one gloryhole chick who asked if she could fuck the guy and asked for condoms
>>219162787
>>219162798
>>219162801hey good lookin watcha got cookin
>>219162787buttplugs gave me the ick ngl
>>219162446>oh cool a new person mentioning why they didnt like marathon lets see what they sa->"roblox nerf lego fortnite nerf roblox lego"
i miss this camera angle
>>219162506why would they?wouldn't everything be instantly more expensive and be more easily shut down again?
>>219162791algo is putting steamchart threads in front of u too much on twitter, its a decent game thats all, im not watchin the things playercount like its a fuckin stock ticker lmao
>>219162783The shitty fishtank twitter clone they use for the ad boards is built off minds
>>219162828
WHERE CAN I FIND ARCHIVES FOR SEASON 3 NIGGAS? FUCK RECAPS
cuddling with joopy while secretly making posts in /ftl/ talking shit about jet
>>219162756based /bcs/ knower
>>219162468mkultra room
Remember when fishbucks were $500?
>>219162849she would understand i think
>>219162843jet is so gay and im not saying this in an endearing way
>>219162626That pre-interview was painful, felt bad for Bam there, especially because he had already asked them this first thing in the morning as well. I think James Drake even said something along the lines of "Again, it's still Anissa."
>>219162843>I need a cool loft to impress art hoes so they'll sleep with meThis nigger is beyond gay, I can't believe he exists. The product of living your entire life online and never having any normal relationships
weird uncle with a vacation apartment he never uses
>>219162843he watched icarly lmfao
>>219162843jet's imaginary rich uncle never delivers
>>219162787Good woman who will NOT cheat on her boyfriend for a week with jet Neptune
>>219162828because neither of them want to live in georgia. ben has chris lynch to work with and jet needs sam. also yeah the new york apartment after s5 is something he's looking for
wtf is icarly, wasnt that shit for little girls?
>>219162883When you sell your reputation to sammy hyde what else is there left to do.
>>219162843ellie was born the year icarly premiered btw
>>219162843So this is the last season?
>tfw you take a shower after one of the fishgirls you groomed just rimmed you
>>219162902yeah but I guess jet was in that generation even though that's how I think of that show too
>>219162902icarly was for the whole world i think
>>219162902ikr, lowkey predatory vibes from jet
need the apartment from Frasier to stream out of type beat vibe
wn2b manifesting TJoop
I watched Lizzie McGuire as a kid
having nobody around to keep Jet's ego in check will be his downfall
>Jet actually thinks people want to watch his fat retarded ass go on road trips with his faggot friendsOh it's grim y'all
>>219162702>Ciggerateskek
>>219162902FUCK NO
>>219162938The paypigs are ultimately who keep it in check, they vote with their wallets
>>219162931>tj postingJust let it go.
dude I'm an alien bro now I'm a dragon bro haha you are so retarded you actually believe me that is so funny bro
>>219162081HOLY CRAPS
goop for joop
>>219162947>yeah uhhh we need money so we can pick up girls i mean freeloaders across the country itll be so swagged out guys
>>219162506NYC is 3.5 hours from Providence, it's literally faster to fly to Atlanta
>>219162919iCarly was AGP brainwashing slop
>>219162970stop eating cum you fucking retard
>>219162938wdymhe got put back in his place a few times alreadythis season's prod vs fish
>>219162927kek
Anyone really doesnt watch fishtank anymore because jet is a massive fat faggoti dont want to support some hypocrite sexpet fattyatleast sam was a sexpet tht lifted
I cannot in good conscience give a single cent to jet Neptune
>jesus tap dancing christ
>>219162902man how do i describe this there is a gay soundcloud-esque "pretty boy" pink swag association with it like tomogachis and icarly and softboi rap its very difficult to explain and jet may be channeling some of thissome of the music to come out of it is kinda cool if you're rippin tha yart nah mean? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRO8R2XrwXggayboyclique is probably the best stuff to come out of this era/genre, most of it is TRASH like if you dont even like what i linked you do not want to see the worst of it
>>219162993Jet is on ozempic & you can barely string a sentence together.
Jet Neptune is a good man.
>>219162985opposite is true the episode where sam kissed freddy inspired me to get my first kiss it was epic
>>219162993ellie is the sexpet
desu I don't mind Jet on camera because he makes a bigger clown of himself than any sperg and autistic fish on cam 24/7it's like I'm watching a galaxy gas fried-brain wigger fuck up anytime he's on rather than a big brother knockoff
>>219163008>Jet Neptune is a good man.
>>219162993>>219162995fax
ellie groomed jet but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation
>>219163004tj is such a based fucking retard i want a truman show style show with him as the star
>>219163040the peggy pill
>>219163017Zoomers are so mindraped it’s unreal.
if anyone has a relative who owns the suite from Suite Life of Zach and Cody hmu maybe we can like collab on something together and make crazy content like no one's ever done before just need an artist hang out spot for us to meld ideas
>>219162906It's pretty crazy that Jet himself was a markyposter. How many times did Jet go down on Sam to make up for it?
>>219162982easier to commit to though
>>219162901>because neither of them want to live in georgiauntil they get tired of big city bullshit, then they'd cry about wanting to move back
Kantbot won.
>>219163064quit posting about yourself
so we really have people so contrarian theyll defend jetgrim
Benjamin RowdyBush
bashir praying while thugged out was peak
>>219163064what kantbot did in that video was really horrifying
>>219163059What?
>>219163064>>219163088who's kantbot
>>219162265imagine
>>219162993i just don't like it without Sam, doesn't feel the same at all. Sure, Sam is a faggot, marky rapist, and his christcuck larp is cringe, but i enjoyed him on the show and he was actually funny. i haven't laughed at anything jet has done intentionally on this season desu. I only laugh at his seething.
what's a jam boy
>>219163089setting up in new york for a month, which can also be driven to, is easier to commit to then bumfuck atlanta where no one you work with will go
>>219163049fishtank season 6 live from the tipton hotel
>>219163108old rw twitter eceleb
>>219163121yeah there's no point to watch without Sam terrorizing the fishI need him to break TJ's ribs and use Cole's head as a punching bag again
>>219163124Not really
>>219163133what did he do that was so horrible
>>219163090>when you say ok to a bj for 5 dollars to the local crack whore by 7/11
>>219162448Does she work for valve?
>>219162265baited hard
GAYDIOACTIVEGAYDIOACTIVE
Gumby-lookin ahhh
>>219162448
>>219163123An Indian child used by British men as they played sports back when India was a colony. The boy would be covered in jam to attract bugs away from the gentlemen playing. The jam was also the boys payment as he got to keep the leftovers a valued commodity to lower class individuals of the time.
>>219163121he would have a lot better chemistry with this cast than s4
>>219163149nothing its just an old meme
I almost gave in and bought a season pass but from the stream I had on I was reminded of how dreadful the audio is. this is not a project that should be supported.
They need to get JD back
>>219163162
>>219162843>this an "anime boob game" according to jetniggerfied fat mind
>>219162265No I don't want to imagine that anon. Don't let me stop you though.
>>219163149https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOdgbhbuAhg&pp=ygUHa2FudGJvdA%3D%3Dsome people at the time thought he was a nazi for this bc they're retarded
>>219163169>>219163177TFW no gf 2020
>>219163183It's not supported. They're losing money, hence going after re-streamers so hard.
I don't get the point of the van thing you can fit like 3 people in the back comfortably and there isn't room to do anything remotely entertaining
angie angel
>>219162880I felt bad for him but it was hilarious, just watching him fiddling in the closet and breathing heavily between fish while the rest of the house was just silent. One anon said it was like watching the final moments of a suicide cult lol.
>>219163204they aren't losing money, they're just greedy
>>219163121>and he was actually funnyhe wasn't
>>219163209you aint ever fucked in a van?
>>219163199Is that Don Jolly?
>>219163209Jet can't afford a house so he has to live in a van and is struggling to make it seem less pathetic
now get the fuck outta my ear brah
>>219163222it’s who don jolly thought he was i think
>>219163221I don't think they will be fucking on stream
>>219163225that's cool
>>219163204it's still making millions
>>219163204I'm very curious to see if they do actually give out 50k.
>>219163232next offseason is bait bus
>>219162950Gonna be some real easy ammunition when Quinton gets outed
icarly is for sensitive and straight men
Together we can combine our power to telepathically move Bingos blanket off of her
Wait this is actually the last fishtank season before it just becomes some IRL streaming thing Jet is doing?
Did anything happen after the movie? Who won the challenge?
>>219163212This was around the time while she was asking Seth for $800 and secretly going on gooncations to fuck Ben
>>219163290noLandon
>watching less and less everydayYeah I'm thinking I might be free
who the fuck is Claire
>>219163287no I think there’s going to be a 30 day season once a year now. but also yes jet irl streams on the site.
>>219163315A figment of our imagination
>>219163315The most influential fish on /ftl/ culture.
jetvan will get less viewers than streamstars
Who the fuck is Simmons
>>219163287seems so, they will inevitably announce another season in a years time to milk their paypigs some more
>>219163315some dogfaced hoe
Jet is more influential than Ice Poseidon
>>219163348a foot masseur
>>219163315
>>219163315dude
>>219163315The star of bitchtank, powtank and /ftl/ much to the chagrin of certain fish and their fans
Who the fuck is Jezza?
>>219163315next level
>>219163388some twink chicken lady sent nudes
who's jet neptune?
>boring irl streams for a week after S5>radio silence from jet for another 8 months>occasional low effort season to milk paypigs when it's starting to look drythe 2024 S2/Bloodgames/Cell-BT/S3 run will never be replicated
Who the fuck is NIGGER?
markus thompson
poop spongebob
have a good post for next thread
shoutout Nigger Thompson
>>219163315fat woman from bedroom 3 who digs through her luggage and yells
>>219163388the man the myth the legend
They should just give them the Xbox back.
I think I'm more of a bingo kind of guy
>>219163408good time to move on
shadi justice flopped obstreperously. it seems like jet's popularity is in an all-time high
>yeah it takes a year to prepare a low effort season and uh we need a van
>>219163470what does that word mean
>>219163315the og cumbunny
https://youtu.be/CmoPdc19Ijc?t=626>we're gonna give you the best season of fishtank you have ever seendid they hold true
>>219163485it's not exactly a high bar
>>219163466
>>219163485Kek, S5 is even worse
>>219163502She looks scary.
>>219163478nigga think he's a book, ignore him
>>219163485They lucked the fuck out finding the twins and landon. Anyone could make a good show with them on cast
>>219163485there is nothing creative or engaging about this season at all. I don't even hate the cast or think its terrible, it's just whatever to me
>>219163445skuggfakta
sex with antara
>>219163506it is impossible to be worse than season 4
>>219163531getting this going would be a good bit i think
>>219163482>josie erasuresacrilege
>>219163470>obstreperouslyThat doesn’t work here.
angie and freddy were the only good parts of season 4
>>219163556*direnc and freddy
>>219163485i'm not feeling it. maybe if sam were there i'd like it more.
>>219163482letty is the og wigger cumrag, claire and abi are the second generation kind of like pokemon gold vs pokemon blue
season 4 should be forgotten forever and does not even belong in the same conversation with the other seasons
>>219163553i think it looks pretty cool there
>>219163565I think that freddie or bashir should really joining the show as production next time. The problem with the show as it is now is that non of production knows what it's like to be a fish.
>>219163568Be real, it’s Josie
bric a brac
Are they even gonna make season 6 or are they gonna go full irl streamers and abandon the house concept
>streamer bootcampinsane era
>You're on my "get famous" show for freeMost outrageous thing Jet ever said
Just checking in, have we got a shot of Bongo's bare tummy yet? I'm fiending for it ong fr fr
did we ever find out who alex is?
>>219163619jd's boyfriend
>>219163594Shut the fuck up and be real faggot. Letty has probably fucked every wigger on the Fishtank roster. She is THEE human fleshlight
>>219163619and did laura leave?
>>219163597How the fuck should we know, faggot?
>>219163609>Yeah the "get called faggot" for free showJD is a faggot but that was a pretty funny comeback
Jet should be murdered if the twins don’t win
>>219163592>non of production knows what it's like to be a fishThere's better fish than freddie or bashir to pick though. TJ, Brian, binx would all be better fish to become prod.
>>219163626Idk maybe they said smth about it that I missed. No need to be rude
The ban was a false alarm, didnt even realize it. had to appeal, and won.Can't keep me down.
I miss anything here? Not following very closely
>>219163638they'll be set up with simps and paypigs they'll be fine without the 50k
>>219163625laura was sleeping on the couch on bar cam last i saw
>>219163639>the guy known for being a tts bot would be great production because im gay for himgive it a rest
>>219163638landon should win thoughbeit
>>219163651Marky post happened. tts did cause chimpout depending on your definition of chimpout.Bam and that wrestler dude so celeb appearance
>>219163651JD gave Marky a shout out for her birthday
>>219163651marky postinghttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774320155112270.mp4
>>219162425>>219162471>>219162577>>219162816>>219162793>>219162777>>219162837>average fishtank fan is a marathon apologistgrim
>>219163624No one cares about Letty being a slut as expected. Josie cheating on her simps to eat Jets ass in summer 2023 is the cause of everything here.
>>219163669Why? What has he done other than being a retarded infantile janitor?
>>219163651>celebrity appearancebam
>>219163661This. Completely unrelated but how could I transition from paypig to dating?
>>219163683he’s been the most consistently entertaining fish, you’re just simping for the twins
>>219163675he knew
>>219163690you need a twin of your own
the only person that doesn't seem like a potential winner is emma, it's a very close season
>>219163663It would be smart for them to pick up at least one former contestant to get them to help with the show, ideally someone from a season with good challenges like 2. It would help them with perspective.
>>219163707did we forget vance exists?
>>219163722yeah
I truly believe most fishtank fans aren't sentient
>>219163638some freak will probably literally buy them a house after this no matter what then they can make it with their art + mom's sweater business. so I think Landon should win because he's been hilarious. or James Drake because Landon already won enough money from challenges to buy plenty of cheese fries. Bashir is on a mission from God and doesn't need the money and probably deep down wants to happily starve and dehydrate in a cave in the desert while fasting and seeing visions of angels. Emma is cool but she's barely done shit and her man should take care of her. the freeloaders can't even win so yeah.
I want old fishtank back.
>>219163722Tbf season 1 was hardly a real season
sam lost lol
>>219163748who is sam?
>>219163609Stay InsideGet Famous
>>219163489buttplug
so jd has no social media?
>>219163750a grifter comedian with a failed show I think
Is it worth watching never die living?
emma won
Nothing against the twins but simping for them is fucking insane to me.
>"get famous" show
gamer, snacker, funnyman
>>219163485somehow they made it even worsepantshitting retard landon and josie twins gonna be coddled to the end with the twins winningshow is pointless
>>219163779honestly shocking it’s even that many
>>219163485this season has been complete corny garbage. I've had to turn it off several times now.Viewer count slowly dwindling to nothing.
>>219163779I think you also have to be likable too
BINGO BONG BINGO BONG SING ALONG BITCH YOU KNOW HOW THE SONG GO
>>219163772Please reply
>>219163772No
season 5 is better than 4 by a lot lol
>>219163779Cockbuddy stuff was the nail in the coffin for this one
>>219163800That's fair
>>219163779The fact that more than 3 people watch this is proof that Jet wasn’t lying.
>>219163796if you liked bloodgames yeah
>>219163800Correct
>>219163800It is but trade a few fish over and s5 would be goatedcharity = swap with rachelanissa = swap with direnc emma = swap with ellie
>>219163800this was not hard to do
>>219163651>tts caused vicky to chimp out>marky posting happened with JD on the xbox>celebrity appearance happened with the wrestler dude tar-and-feathering Head>challenge ends with no resolution happened countless times
>>219163823> trade classic fish for jet groupiesyeah no
>>219163772yes
>>219163823Holy fuck no just look for new people if you're gonna swap them. The only one who I'd want to bring over from 4 is Aryeh.
the most successful fishtank contestant of all time is a schizo gay guy who is basically a glorified clown for hire
>>219163823forgotbezo = swap with fredster
Why do they still do scenes?
reminder that the season is almost over and there have still been zero (0) non-voluntary eliminations
where can I watch? ppv only has director cam.
>>219163838it’s Letty!
>>219163847Well there was bashir but that got "corrected" immediately
>>219163823are you fully insane?
>>219163847and that’s a good thing
>>219163847anissa was officially non-voluntary, but suspicious were that she was preparing to leave
>>219163845It makes people seethe
>>219163838The s1 contestants mostly turned out alright too, besides Mauro and Simmons.
stay insideno sam
Bloodgames2 with cast from bitchtank, s3, s4 and s5 would be pretty good
>>219163823It's such a shame Rachel was wasted on S4. Golden goose
>>219163779she went on multiple months-long vacations to do meth with a younger guy she met online who bought her plushies. she shouldn't even have 1 viewer
>>219163866Because they were mde fans not fishtank fans
ok fishies this is the cry over charlie kirk challenge
>>219163837aryeh and bashir on the same season would be a death sentence. just yapping at each other about shit nobody cares about 24/7 for a month
>>219163871jet said bg2 is never happening
>>219163874she was great but she wasn't gonna last long on any season.
>>219163885I know but if it did it would be funny. Lot of classic characters
>>219163885why not?
>>219163866vance lost his long-time girlfriend because of the showsylvia is now in new zealand and had a baby with some fat guy she will never love more than she loves frank hasslejosie is age regressing for pedos on youtubeletty is a sugarbabymauro is a fat mexican who caresjon is a retarded andrew tate wannabesimmons unironically won
>>219162938same thing with Sam in WP2
>>219163874>>219163823Rachel is the only fish who's been so annoying that she made me turn Fishtank off and she's the only person in that whole sphere who I don't follow on any social media accounts. I hate the fact that she is alive
The world is a dark dark place.
>>219163897he thinks it will get shut down
new>>219163900>>219163900>>219163900new>>219163900>>219163900>>219163900
>>219163838weirdly enough the most successful fishtank person from any cast is taylor
>>219163866mauro is thriving
>>219163862They begged her to stay because they told Bashir and the twins to kick her.
>>219163898Simmons only accomplishment outside of Fishtank is losing on "Prank Panel"
>>219163911cease and desist posting
>>219163911kill yourself
Landon is genuinely a great actor, is this a common superpower for severely autistic people?
>>219163911fat pedophile
>>219163898>sylvia is now in new zealand and had a baby with some fat guy she will never love more than she loves frank hassleThis is me and Bongo
>>219163911mental retard
>>219163838how is he successful?do people unironically watch his shit?i clicked on his stream once only and he immediately couldn't hold in a fart and had to go shit
>>219163897They had it all built and xavier had the story completed with sodaman but they couldn’t use the s3 land anymore. They probably could do it in Atlanta if they had the land
>>219163932 (me)I posted this
What are the odds of finding a girl like Bongo?
what if a whale decided to make bloodgames 2 themselves and it didn't suck
the music added a lot to never die living
>>219163950what did he mean by this
>>219163927No he isn't
>>219163950love this lil nigga
>>219163966it was right after his character died
Link me the bloodgames soundtrack
https://youtu.be/0V_TfCgxcWEJosie does standup
>>219162689What was this about?
brian from family guy died
>>219163941He’s gets decent views and collabs with other youtubers frequently.
>>2191639570She’s a one in a million special girl.
>>219163996I think they just like to beat each other up for fun sometimes
>>219163957Just go to any homestuck convention
>>219162371Jet and Ben haven't convinced me this season that they're funny to watch for extended periods of time, their ironic half-smile constant sarcasm is just annoying at this point
>>219162371No bloodgames no watch
>>219164019I still don't know what that is and I'll kill myself if I ever do
>>219162371just like streamstars, only ab and friends will watch that shit
>>219164037You could also try Bronycon
Leaked final ranking that someone just grabbed from the telegram chat. From first to last >Landon>Bashir>Twins>James>Emma
the only thing you can do….is blow him
What’s happening over on /bant/
They should keep putting Landon in costumes. Even while he was moping while cleaning it was funny seeing him in the Japanese outfit.
>>219163677you wont believe me but im that marathon defender and i actually hate this shit lol i think fishtank has produced like 3 funny moments total
fuk this imma go jerk off to trannies
I wonder what crazy ideas Jet has cooked up for today
>>219164080How could it leak when it's decided in fair competition?
>>219164115Super keyboard is coming back to repair the vibes
>>219164123Fair competition?
>>219163999
>>219163177>>219163193>>219163133>>219163088>>219163064What's Kantbot doing these days? I used to check his old patreon, but he stopped uploading years ago.
sam raimi adaptation of never die living when
>>219163779some people will naturally get famous given some exposurebut exposure wont help over the fact that you are an uninteresting person
Twins or Landon would be just remakes of Josie and TJ. Bashir winning would be way too unfair even for Fishtank. Drake is a very boring option. This season's theme is "we hate the fans" so Emma will take it home. Screencap this.
>>219164155it's entirely possiblei think drake will take it though
>>219164155>This season's theme is "we hate the fans"that was S4's theme
>>219164155>This season's theme is "we hate the fans"that's every season
>>219164155landon bashir final 2 calling it now
Landon is peaking too early. I can see Drake gain momentum if they up the physicality and gross factor in late game and tone down the quirkiness
>>219164155she should win because it would be funny
>>219164155I'm thinking Bashir will win and then they'll go "dude, you already got eliminated, you can't win, guess we're keeping the money".
>>219164176only way to make that work would be with a 100% luck based challenge. that or a physical/mental challenge that bashir would obviously win but then pull the very predictable >actually bashir you've been a freeloader all along...
Bashir in that challenge last night was so funny, whole thing reminded me of a trailer park boys episode
I know they've said there's no daily rate (which I already find lame as hell, at least give them 50 bucks a day) but are they also not obligated to buy you a plane ticket home? Why would anyone accept that?
>>219163779Wasn't she legitimately high IQ, that's depressing as hell
>>219164196and that would be kino. Twins don't need the 50k, and neither does Bashir.
i'm going to miss this season
>>219164155James vs Bashir is obviously the best plotline of the season but le wholesome quirky chungus alway has to take the spotlight
What ever happened to Shinji
>>219162320She really would be so much hotter if she was a little bit chubby.
>>219164155Emma winning would be the best option because it would make AB mad for the next few years
did anything happen in the past 24 hours besides the play jet made them do for 5 hours
>>219164287JD left and that's about it
>>219164287jd quit
>>219164287Suck my pennis.
>>219164243this scene was pure kino, i was seething when james froze at first but the change to blane being in hell was funny as fuck
>>219164287Bongo showed her pubes
this is monkey spit, the girl who keeps sending landon love letters
>>219164287this happened https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774934407684764.mp4
I’ve seen enough, send in Nifty and save the show.
>>219163408bloodgames was the best fishtank production of all time take me back to autism summer camp bros
>>219164243I didn't cry during Titanic but I cried when Krillin died in Dragon Ball
If u still think Bingo is better than Bongo 17 days in, then we aren't watching the same show
>>219164341Grok, remove septum piercing.
>>219164345massive bashir aura loss
>>219164374kek it do be like that
>>219164358Agreed. It was nice to see the s1 fish + simon together again too. Everyone was fairly relaxed and in their element, having fun and goofing off. Gormedeus was my favorite sam character.
>>219164389
>>219164374She's definitely the more extroverted twin.>>219164389Bro looks like ManlyTears.
>>219164322can anyone confirm this
i dont even care anymore
>>219164345he is rightshe wouldve won, if the wiggers werent incompetent
>>219164374She's a failed party girl, streamer bootcamp will be her end
>>219164374Wigger cumbunny
>>219164345this is ai
>>219164345HOLY DROPPED
>>219163907The light will shine through though.
>>219163927Yes they're good at pretend when engaged
>>219163983Audience:"Oh no!, Holy shit"
Landon is the next Michael Cera
Day 16 | Fishtank Live Season 5 Recaphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hAnXJPJsBM
>>219164345yeah, I'm just gonna ignore this
I feel empty
Really cool to ruin a guy's life because he made a "cumbunny" joke.
Vibe status?
>>219164522How is his life ruined? He was on Jet Neptune’s get famous for free show.
>>219164523sleepy
OH no he's hot!
>>219164532*get called a faggot for free show
are we back to its over status?
>"You good?"Bashir is talking in his sleep.
>>219164540This nigga is too powerful.
>>219164540stop spamming pictures of yourself on the board thanks
Who the FUCK is gonna get into Jet's rape van? It's gonna mostly be people we already know doing lamer shit than usual with short appearances from lame hitchhikers.
>>219164522His life is ruined because Discord users are managing to troll him? Grim.
>>219164522>grope and kiss a chick when you have a girlfriend>OH NO THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS
>>219164561
>>219164572would it kill you people to content aware out the ai watermark in the bottom right? it takes literally 10 seconds
Migrate >>219163900>>219163900>>219163900>>219163900
>>219164374
>>219164563i'd go on jet's rape van but i wouldn't go on fishtank because im absolutely not down to live in a house with a bunch of retards for a month, but would be down to appear on stream with a bunch of retards for a few hours. i think a lot of people think this way, especially people who don't have a month to burn.
I'll rather have the threads die than to post in a thread made by skull hyde, the pedophile who was eternally mindraped by MDE and Sam Hyde.
>>219164621I am king of /ftl/ the way Jesus Christ is king of Ben and his tribe.
>>219164621Mind raped so hard by Sam he tried and failed to bang his old asf ex girlfriend kwab
>>219164540oh no he's bald and fat
>>219164654Channing is beautiful and Sam fumbled her harder than he fumbled Harland Highway.
>>219164563I think it's incredibly grim that the "rape van" is a literal rape van. The perfectly obvious intention is that it's going to be used as a casting couch. Pretty wild.
>>219164345I’ve needed this ammunition
it's been a whilesince i couldwatch this shitshow live
>>219164610she's so beautiful
>>219164696It also has Bongo's first reaction to seeing the clip of JD kissing Laura
whole house mad XD
I can't do that!It's Haram.
How many season passes did they sell with their little autopilot ruse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjqjZLZPdTw
>>219164758Enough where chargebacks would hurt them. Too bad everyone says "oh who cares it's $10." Yeah that's the point, that's why they reduced the price.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGW9qOSO00ALet's all watch this
>>219164841No one is going to give cuckumber views. Sucks Jet's dick too much. Sweeps shit under the rug. Huge faggot.
>>219164483>>219164841embarassing
>>219164900>>219164900>>219164900>>219164900new thread
>>219164906Go fuck yourself
>>219164841We’re ab fans here
https://gofile.io/d/hAHI3V
>>219162772Peak cheese fries eating physique
Holy dead thread
I heard Alex B is coming in later as a freeloader, is it true?
its actually over lmaono one bake
we're in here>>219163900>>219163900>>219163900
>>219164971Is this what 100 bucks a month gets you?
