> Goodbye, Lieutenant Hastings.>You've cheered me up no endHow do you respond without uncontrollably crying?
>>219165836PUNCH HER FACE
Rizzless
>>219165836I commit suicide, immediately
>>219165836>Chad has a bigger cock and more money,sorry but you never had a chance
Throw acid on her faceWho's laughing now bitch?
>>219166459based and muslimpilled
>>219166459Where do you guys get so much acid anyways
Remember when he brought that one bitch into the police station to impress her and she absconded with the murder weapon and when they asked him he realized he didn’t even know her name
>>219167059the hardware store?
>>219167375Muslims have hardware stores? They’re haram?
>>219165836I don't identify with cowards.Never post again.
>>219167446I didn’t ask ?Weird But I’m on k rn anyway so
>>219167393honestly I've got no idea
> It is possible that Hastings himself also takes a second wife: Elizabeth Litchfield. Poirot certainly suggests that he should, in the Postscript to Curtain, but there is no further evidence either way.
Why did Hastings like Argentina so much?
>>219168147You know why
>>219165864Unfathomably based.
be a volcel like Poirot
>>219170526Im always trying to be avuncular with teenage girls
>>219170808hags btfo
>when you see it
He shouldn’t have slept on Ms Lemon
>>219171852I always had a feeling Ms. Lemon had similar interest with Hasting in terms of bed fellows.
>>219167446I'm so sorryplease don't hurt me
>>219171979Why do women with the name Lemon always face these assumptions
>>219172089Lemons are sapphic
Please shitpost and don’t let the poirot thread die
Hastings should have been in more novels there my fave ones
>>219165836Kek. Hastings was after every woman in the show.
>>219174354His butler was the lamest character
bump
>>219167235He married that woman.
I didn't really have a problem with Hastings being kindhearted and brave but still kind of stupid, but he never really grew throughout the series. He learned nothing from Poirot, that whole bus episode that followed him falling for the most obvious scam imaginable was just embarrassing.
>>219176714>wife whom kicked him out of the house so hard he had to leave the country on multiple occasions press F
>>219176797Tbf Hastings is the kind of landed British elite that would not learn anything from an experience once in his whole entire life
>>219167059acids have many industrial and commercial every day usesso chemical suppliers and hardware stores tend to carry them in sufficient stockit takes very little strong acid to maim someone
>>219168147He was helping The Church prepare the Ratlines
>>219177048Don’t know if it’s true but heard some of the strongest acids will go through your skin and fuck up your blood/bones with jus one drop
>>219166459
>>219177242Sounds untrueObviously I could clear this up and be sure with a single search —of course, I won’t
>>219179064I looked it up and it’s true with hydrofluoric acid, but the problem isn’t the acid, it’s the fluoride>If it gets on you, you'll have a very nasty burn that could lead to amputation or even die as the F will strip all the calcium ions out of your blood and your heart won't be able to beat.
>>219181881>Fluoride my old nemesis…we meet again
>>219181961Are there Belgium kino?
Poirot was a draft dodger
>>219166409Why would Hastings say this?
>>219187492Yeah doesn't make much sense, hastings was pretty well off from what i remember
