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did he befriend this freak?

Did he do his homework or some shit?
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>>219167401
He's literally me.
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>>219167401
I think it was just the four boys of Gryffindor that year. It would have been weird to leave just that guy alone.
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Potter was a bully but he only bullied Slytherins especially Snape since he was a soft target. If he started bullying Pettigrew the other Gryffindors would be resentful I guess.
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Every friend group needs that 5th wheel guy who walks behind them when the sidealk gets too narrow and who can become the victim in an instant when tempers run high to moderate the inner group dynamics.
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>>219167401
men don't make friends based on physical attractiveness, you'd know this if you had even one friend irl, which you don't because you're a spastic terminally online weirdo shitposting about harry potter in your mid 30's
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>Peter spent twelve years living in his Animagus form as the Weasley family's pet rat, Scabbers
lol
what
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>>219167401
You need to have a token freak in your group so you comparatively look better standing next to him. I'm sorry to break it to you, OP, but if you don't know this you're the freak in your group.
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>>219167680
Incredibly creepy subtext
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>>219167680
He looked better as a rat than as a human
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>>219167677
absolutely based
potter trannies BTFO
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>>219167401
You can be ugly and a bully
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>>219167602
>guy who walks behind them when the sidealk gets too narrow
couldn't be me haha
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>>219167680
>twelve years living
>a rat
Weasley's are really some dumb fuckers. Rats don't live to be twelve
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>>219167680
>twelve years living in a cage
>i wanted pussy? i compromised. i got weasley bussy
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>>219167401
Snape would do shit to them back and wasnt bullied but just out numbered. He was a bitch simp loser obsessed with a girl he couldnt get because this was all written by a woman. There is no actual justification for snapes behavior. Just girl fantasy
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>>219167401
He wasn't a bully, he was just bantering with the lads but Snape was a freak who took himself too seriously and got butthurt over it.
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>>219168087
magic rat
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>>219167602
projection
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>>219167401
iirc peter just started following james & co around one day and they just tolerated him
i guess it go to the point to where he was a familiar presence and they mistakenly believed that also made him a trustworthy one due to how long he'd been around
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>>219167401
Bullies tend to be freaks themselves. They're projecting their insecurities outward.
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He bullied snape because he was a heckin racist Nazi™
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>>219167401
So he could bully the freak when Snape wasn't around.
Which is exactly what he does in the books.
But one day Pettigrew got his revenge.
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Why was peritigrew in gryffandor when that was supposed to be the courage house shouldn’t he be slytherin
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>>219170880
Magic always wears off and starts glitching out over time. The hat is clearly malfunctioning, but nobody is willing to do anything about it because it's tradition.
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James was really only a bully according to Snape. Whom he presumably felt it was morally justified to bully because he was a Slytherin, dabbling on the Dark Arts and presumably already sympathetic to pure blood ideology.

According to basically everyone else, James was a pretty chill guy, otherwise.
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>>219170061
Yeah I don't think they explain this in the films, but pets in the wizard world usually have some level of magic powers. They're not ordinary animals.
That's why Owls can find people anywhere in the world.
It would be natural to assume that a magic rat could live longer than normal.
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>>219171054
False
Lily scolds James for cursing anyone who annoys him just because he can. James even threatens to curse her. He was clearly attacking more than just Snape. He was a bully.
His friends admitted to it, but claimed he grew out of it. Lupin even felt ashamed that he didn't do more to stop them when they were kids.
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>>219167401
In the past in england a character being ugly meant they were a bully or bad in some other way
t. britbong
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>>219171286
it was just banter, it was a different time.
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>>219167602
Yep, thats me. I walked with the bullies, but under normal circumstances Id be the one being picked on. Thanks friends.
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>>219167544
Why was Pettigrew a gryffindor?
It’s silly enough that Hermione isn’t Ravenclaw, but why is the guy whose only defining characteristic is being a cowardly, spineless, little weasel in the COURAGE house?
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>>219170738
Why would Snape have an african american accent
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so what's the whole deal with "keeping the wizarding world secret" when the magic ministers are confirmed to be communicating with muggle ministers of the UK and that apparently magic children can be born to completely normal muggle parents? even if we go by the book timeline, which is the 1990s, it's still hard to believe that the wizarding world could be kept secret for long when the first world parents would have widespread access to digital video and could document magic on home video, let alone during the timeline of the movies in the 2000s when the internet was in full swing by that point
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>>219167401
because he kept him as a clown henchman to keep himself entertained
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>>219171658
Youre telling me the mediocre children's series doesn't live up to your 30+ manchild tranny standards?
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>>219171784
the earlier books aimed at literal school children were better and much more consistent with their world-building than the later books and films which were clearly aimed at teenagers and young adults
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>>219171658
Anyone who finds out stays quiet about it so they won't be treated like crackpots.
Parents of muggleborns kinda get grandfathered into the wizarding world.
If they blab then the ministry catches wind of it, erases everyone's minds, and charges them with violating the statute of secrecy.
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>>219167781
in book 3 it is explained that Scabbers all of a sudden started looking sickly, probably the stress once he heard Sirius was out of Azkaban
>>219168087
this is the shit that never got explained in-universe, if wizards can live longer (Dumbledore was like 150) can their pets as well?
>>219169796
>>twelve years living in a cage
nah, in the books it is said they spoiled Scabbers, he was a fat rat cause they constantly fed him and he spent all days taking a nap, guess it was meant to be for Pettigrew to be more unlikable that while Sirius spent 12 years in Azkaban starving and tormented, Pettigrew spent that time eating and sleeping peacefully as a family's pet
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>>219171784
>IT WAS ALWAYS SHIT YOU FUCK8NG CHUD

WB damage control pantifa squad is already deployed I see.
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>>219171471
That is a very important question. Much more important than why is snape even black in the first place?
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>>219167401
Four people to a dorm and it was the four of them
IIRC it was Lupin who was the who tried to calm all three down when they're rape Snape
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>>219171836
well, Rowling was an English teach originally and she started writing it as children's fantasy
I start to believe making it into YA fantasy past GoF wasn't even her idea but her managers and/or the publishers
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>>219172083
chud? it says manchild tranny
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>>219172024
>Dumbledore was like 150
Wizards have much better medicine, and he was personal friends with Nicholas Flammel.
He was also in incredible shape. They don't show it in the films, but when he brings Harry to the horcrux in the seaside cave he swims into the cave with his wand in his teeth like a fucking badass.
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>>219167401
Didn’t James go hard on Snape because he knew Snape was into Lily? Is there any reason to think he bullied anyone else?
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>>219171443
Puberty?
Isn't it kinda retarded to seperate kids based on personality right before puberty hits.
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>>219171471
South London black people talk like that as well.
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>>219172502
In the third book they have a small little bit of dialogue in which Hermione or something explains that the more powerful a wizard is the longer he lives.
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>>219167677
Facts.
My closest friends are all good looking and have always pulled the hottest chicks, and they even take the ugly ones sometimes. Meanwhile I unironically look like a rat and didn't lose my virginity until I was almost 30.
But we've still had an incredibly strong friendship for over 20 years, it's kind of crazy.
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>>219172024
>this is the shit that never got explained in-universe, if wizards can live longer (Dumbledore was like 150) can their pets as well?
It is explained actually, and the answer is yes. When Ron brings Scabbers to the pet shop for medicine, the witch working at the shop starts by asking what magical powers or properties Scabbers has. When Ron explains that he's just a normal rat, she answers that non-magical rats only live a couple of years and he's probably just dying of old age, implying that magical rats live longer. So Scabbers living 12 years or whatever is a minor mystery, but easily explained if he does have magic powers that he never showed. So that's also probably why the Weasleys never questioned it too much.
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>>219172857
>Tommy dies at 71
OH NO NO NO
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>>219167401
I think he is just a racist, he only bullied the black kid...
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>>219172857
wrong
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>>219171471
He doesn't, all negroes say axe.
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>>219171784
thank you tohsaka rin, the sexual emergency relief porta potty
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>>219172502
Why would he use a slow style like breaststroke? Granted, it's the white man's swimming style, but it's a dire situation.
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>>219173142
Well all we know about him is that he's really clever and ambitious. I don't think it was ever addressed how powerful he actually is
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>character is a petty loser who grew fat
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Was snape a potential incel (wizard) school (wand) shooter? Couldnt he have done damage just walking down the halls shooting fireballs at wizard chads and stacies?
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>>219174968
Doesn't really help when the wizards and stacies also all have guns. And your headmaster is basically the equivalent of an entire army coming to take out a single gunman
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>>219174968
no, the death eaters were a rising movement when he was at school, he was more like a Hitler youth
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>>219174968
Yes, he even invented his own Assault Spell to kill people without the difficulties of using Abra Kadabra.
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>>219175187
Couldnt he have waited when dumbledoore was off campus blowing some dude in the gringotts parking lot or something
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>>219173142
>tom needs the most powerful wand to be effectively gifted to him
>relies on horcrutches to not get btfo by any wizard passing by
>spends the majority of his time in hiding, his sycophants do most of the work building his reputation
voldy was always a little bitch
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>>219167401
can't believe that rat looking student, who's animagus was a rat, turned into a rat. mind boggling
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>>219170880
he should have been in jewfflepewf with the other rodents
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>>219174968
Snape was a chud but he was also a bit of a psycho. It was him who stopped giving a fuck about Lilly because hanging with the people from slytherin was too much fun for him. Then he realized he actually never cared about anyone but Lilly but it was too late already.
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>>219167677
>men don't make friends based on physical attractiveness
Goodness correlates with physical attractiveness. Ugly people are evil. So I stay away from them.
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>>219171471
>oi arry wagwan bruv d gyal dem peng innit
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>>219167491
This, you gotta spend the next seven years with him anyway, as long as he's not a weirdo, might as well be friends.
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>>219173142
Dumbledore is much more powerful and could have killed him at any time (just read through their duel in the 5th book if you don’t believe me.) He refrained from killing Voldy because he didn’t want Voldy to know that he knew about the horcruxes.
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I still think it's funny that there's a wizard house for Evil Students. "Yeah this little homo is gonna grow up to be a Nazi put him in Nazi House"
It's even funnier that the new vidya tried to rehabilitate the house by making them all libertarians. "Competition is good acktually :) " type friendly faces. "Is a wizard not entitled to the sparks from his own wand?" That's still a hilarious house to sort people into. "This kid is going to bitch about his taxes really hard".
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>>219167401
Tim Dillon as Wormtongue would be nice
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>>219167401
Am I the only person who imagined him as speaking with a Jew-t Woody Allen-like voice?
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>>219167401
Snape was just a creepy racist stalker who wouldn’t leave Lilly alone even though she wanted nothing to do with him after he hurt her sister.

He constantly provoked shit too and got shit thrown back at him.
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>>219167401
Its the Mutt and Jeff syndrome.
Just because you're a bully doesn't mean you don't have a goofy looking sycophant underfoot.
Also they were just kids, and kids are shitheads. He was picking on snape because he was a poor weirdo in the school-shooter house. Snape didn't have many friends besides Lily until he joined the death eaters.
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>>219179291
Nice headcanon. In reality they were often seen hanging out together
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>>219167401
wait so Pettigrew was Ron's brother's rat, originally, no?
so Pettigrew transformed into a rat and then what? got picked up by some kid (at the pet shop?) who happened to pass him on to his younger brother who in turn happened to befriend Harry?
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Peter was a weak kiss-ass
Snape didn't adore James Potter (who was a douchebag jock) and Sirius (who had generational resentment towars Slytherins)
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>>219170738
I don't get it.
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>>219167680
he saw so much ginger pussy
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Scabbers definitely saw the Weaselys jack off at some point. If you're jacking off, you know, and your rat is sitting in a cage on the other side of the room, you wouldn't care. He saw.
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>>219179481
Anon, there was no one but molly and ginny at the weasely house
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>>219171443
I mean Pettigrew spent most of his time living under the same roof as his old schoolmates as well as Albus motherfucking Dumbledore
that takes more than rat-sized balls
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>>219179444
>who happened to pass him on to his younger brother who in turn happened to befriend Harry?
Yes.
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>>219179530
>that time fred and george put scabbers in a bucket and had a contest to see who could bullseye him first
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>>219167401
Snape was the kid they outwardly bullied. Peter was the kid they tricked into thinking was their friend so they could manipulate. I think they call it the packmule of the group. The kid who's given all the unpleasant tasks and is laughed at behind his back. Snape was the kid who existed outside the group and was bullied whenever James wanted to flex his power as top dog.
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>>219171471
It's not the Harry Potter adults complaining about this. Nor was it the Lord of the Rings adults complaining about a black hobbit in The Rings of Power, nor Doctor Who adults complaining about Ncuti Gatwa, nor Disney adults complaining about Black Ariel/Black Tinkerbell/Latina Snow White. Nor was it West End Shakespeare aficionados whining about a black actress starring in Romeo and Juliet against Tom Holland; nor The Last of Us fans complaining about the Bill/Frank episode of the TV show; nor legitimately concerned parents complaining about "queer themes" in Elio or Lightyear or Turning Red; nor Harry Potter adults (again) complaining about the tranny character in Hogwarts: Legacy.

It's its own antiwoke brownoid ecosystem. Its own community. They don't have any passions beyond The Critical Drinker, Nerdrotic, and perhaps some fetishized notion of the good ol' days when media was "non-political". Picture very related
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>During his Sorting Ceremony, the Sorting Hat wavered between placing him in Slytherin or Gryffindor. After a deliberation of more than five minutes (making Pettigrew a Hatstall), the Hat decided to sort him into Gryffindor
Retarded fucking hat
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It's crazy to think that in this magic wizarding world the most evil wizard decided to flee to Albania to lie low. Albania, of all places.
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>>219179787
The hat had tenure and intel on Dumbledore's grooming scandals so they couldn't feed it a bludgeon and throw it into the lake.
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>>219179791
>He's even worse than a mudblood. He is - may Allah forgive me for uttering this word...
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>>219179791
I was so disappointed to learn that the Albania she is talking about is some place in Scotland instead of the Eastern European country.
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>>219167602
This. Our "the gang" was 5 boys. I was the back up leader who only made decisions when the leader wasn't around. Our 6th wheel was Liam... he may have been gay.
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>>219179444
for all we know he killed someone's actual pet rat and then took its place. And the weaselys were a family that handed everything down.
Still the longest lived rat ever known was only 7 years.
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>>219180147
but did he infiltrate the Weasleys' deliberately? and if so to what purpose?
would be pretty fucking stupid for him to end up in Harry's dorm by sheer fucking happenstance
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>>219167401
Is that eric trump
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>>219181125
No, one has to assume it was just the first place he could find.
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>>219180055
Liam was secretly sniffing your training sneakers in the changing room uwu
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>>219172502
>with a perfect breaststroke
>toward the dark slit
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>>219167677
>men don't make friends based on physical attractiveness
There's been a study which shows that people choose friends that look more like them. So they absolutely do.
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>>219172906
You're supposed to ask your attractive friends for help getting laid and if they're truly your friend, they'll oblige. Most attractive women have at least ONE unattractive single woman friend who is desperate enough as long as you're not a fucking sperg. You ask your friend to speak to his hot chick and arrange a date between you and the aforementioned single friend. I'm not bullshitting you, this is how I got to mating press a woman for the first time in college.
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>>219174292
>breaststroke
>slow
You're thinking of butterfly.
Breast stroke and dolphin kick is the best most efficient way to swim under water.
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Yeah people are way too harsh on James and try to whitewash Snape's past. I get why Harry the speccy weirdo orphan half blood who grew up poor wearing his cousin's hand me downs might identify more with Snape than his own rich pureblood dad but that doesn't make Snape a good person
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>>219180147
>Still the longest lived rat ever known was only 7 years.
What about Mr. Jingles?
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>>219167680
12 years watching multiple weasley brothers jerk off.
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>>219186449
old enough to have seen two of them get conceived



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