IT'S UPZOOMER KINO ON THE MENUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HjdiohVOik
>>219169016I fucking hate zoomers so much.
>>219169016A24 is the HIV of cinema.
>>219169016Sounds similar to the infinite train station one.
Millennials got their scripts rejected for this garbage. Enjoy watching the ugly negro in an empty room for 2 hours kek.
this will be the first zoomerkino, and millennials and boomers will go insane
>>219169167True
>>219169016Looks like severance but yellow.
>>219169016HECK YEAH, and a nice brotha in the lead, i'm getting the gang and watch this fr fr
I really hope more than half the film is in first-person or else its gonna be sad.
Pepperidge Farm remembers when vampires and werewolves were scary, then twilight completely neutered them
inb4 the backrooms are a metaphor for trauma and they get out only when they figure out how to heal
>>219169016Looks pozzed, perfect for Gen Z cucks
>>219169493nah you just randomly noclip in, run around a bit (or a lot) then noclip back out, usually 10,000 feet in the air and fall to your death
>>219169016How is this not infringing the copyright of the original 4chins post? Was there any effort to track that guy down and give him a cut?
>>219169493It won't be a metaphor the characters will simply trauma dump on each other
zoomers are going to lose their mind when they realize "level 921 - poppys wittle baby slide" isn't in the movie
>>219169518This movie's gonna end with the therapist running from the Still Life and falling through a null zone directly above an active volcano.
what if rooms were big but also sometimes they are small? HOLY SHIT
>>219169685why didn't chris watts think of this?
looks kino
>>219169016>ZOOMER KINOAn actual example of millennial writing gets co-opted by zoomers, and then they acuse gen-x writing of being millennial writing. You don't hate them enough. Their entire creative output is making soijak edits.
>>219169016Looks similar in quality to his youtube series, which was pretty good. Not sure why everyone is dooming so hard.
>>219169016The initial trailer had a lot of promise, this actual theatrical trailer shows its just more hollywood slop. Real shame. There was a chance this could've been really interesting. Guess I shouldn't be surprised it ended up just being a basic bitch horrorslop film.The RLM "review" is going to be insufferable.
>>219169833jaks are a definitive millenial invention anonthe backrooms "pasta" was likely a late millenial invention too (but it could've been easily an early 1997-2000 zoomer too) but the pasta is very short and it was properly expanded upon by various zoomersthere are three ways it went, one is SCP autism with a wiki that had an ARG-like fanfic about two gay entities (lol) sprinkled across various pages, other is zoomers who don't find the concept of liminal spaces scary but rather nostalgic and comforting and third is the shit in OP where it's like a mix between two but more grounded, the film in question is directed by Kane Parsons (a zoomer) who did YouTube shorts which are the most popular backrooms related content
>>219169912Because this trailer is the exact opposite of the youtube series. >We got a heckin mystery and gotta do a proof to the psychologist so lets get the gang together to do some investigatin!It is like if you asked me 5 years ago to do a parody of what a hollywood backrooms movie would be.
>>219169776skill issue obviously
>IS THAT A STORAGE ROOM THAT CUSTOMERS USUALLY DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO!?!?!?!? IM LITERALLY GOING INSANE NOOOOOOOOOdo zoomers really?
>>219170007>We got a heckin mystery and gotta do a proof to the psychologist so lets get the gang together to do some investigatin!Did you even watch his series? It was literally about a "scientist" who found the backrooms and had to prove to his science group that this place was real - and then they slowly began exploring it together.
>>219169016It actually looks... good?Hmm. I'm still not convinced the film won't be 90 minutes of wondering through empty hallways and breathing really heavily to show how startled they are but I guess I'm a little more optimistic
>>219170059Holy shit you may actually be retarded. That is impressive.
>>219170080You said it was the "exact opposite", when really it's more of a Star Wars Sequels situation.It's the same story told by a different group of people.
>Chiwetel is in itok I'll fucking go see it, jesus.
>>219170098This isn't even me being rude you are actually retarded.
it's an idea that works well in the imagination, any execution would be underwhelming. It's like making a real video game out of Vermis
cast him
This was filmed in Vancouver. The place they used for the exterior (and presumably interior) of the furniture store is where I bought my couch a few years ago.I find that interesting even if you don't.
>>219170147role made for her
>>219170129>and also Renate RenisveI'm sure a sucker lol
>>219170141Without the monsters the concept just seems more comfy than anything
>>219170130yeah, you definitely didn't actually watch his youtube series lol.this movie is literally just the Async storyline told from the perspective of normal people
>>219170159was it a decent store before they closed?
>that one black guythis movie is either going to be mediocre or complete shit
>>219170147>implying that thing isn't also wandering into the backrooms of a store on its home planetGRRM's The Stone City here we go
>>219170147This guy
>>219170141it's chances of it not sucking depend on it doing what otherwise only Alex Garland knows how to do, and integrating the concept and characters around some kind of metaphor
>>219170176It is actually impressive you quadrupling down like this. To be so devoid of actual intelligence or understanding of any kind but to continue to press onward as if this time you will suddenly be crowned "right" by some council of peers that exists only in your mind.
The plot looks like Coraline except if it was a group of adults who found the other realm instead of a little girl.
looks good. hate the whispering in trailers tho
buckrooms
The second it became "nigger has to prove to therapist that the backrooms exists so he's going to suicide his friends" it lost the plot completely.Anyone joking about this being acceptable in any way is doing some bad trolling.
>>219170224What the fuck are you talking about lmao.Are you going to actually debate what I'm saying?Or can I accept your concession.
>>219170184Ya. Family-run place. Got a good deal on a real leather sectional. Delivery guys were good and even refused a tip.
>Roastie must escape the scary endless liminal space and find BBCholy kino
>>219170259>therapist doesn't believe the main characterIs this seriously the trope that is filtering you lmao?
>>219170259"Guy who thinks he's not crazy drags his loved ones into his craziness" is a pretty fine plot for what Kane's Backrooms videos entail. FF2 and 3 are literally about randos finding glitches and ending up in the Backrooms so the idea of exploration leading to their doom is pretty expected.
>>219170225other stories with similar concepts include House of Leaves, Hellraiser, and a specific GRRM story. it doesn't have to be original, just do something worthwhile with the concept. the fact that they got 2 oscar-nominated actors suggests they figured out something.
>>219169016More like blackrooms, amirite?
>>219170265Man those were good days. Now all the jeet drivers expect 20% of the furniture price as tip even after scratching my walls.
>Or can I accept your concession.ahahahahahaha holy fucking shit these jamboys
the gates of creepypasta is opening to the movie industryif this movie is successful they might send hollywood executives to lurk /x/ for new ideas
>>219170343>not replying to mefaggot is completely mindbroken lol
>>219170316Did they ever hint at what happened to thr ASYNC Corporation, whether they simply abandoned exploration/research of the dimension or got swallowed up in some disaster/incident?
>>219170298>>219170316It is what makes it the exact opposite of what this movie should be. This is generic horrorslop plot, especially the part of bringing other people into this other dimension you have 0 clue about.
>>219170386You see them for a split second in this trailer
>>219170386That dude wouldn't know, he's seething and quoting reddit threads. He thinks the series is about a "scientist" exploring for fucks sake. Meanwhile a company controls and operates multiple gateways to the backrooms and it is a corporate owned "entity."
Looks good but I wonder how it will end.Kane's YouTube series doesn't have an ending yet
an asian horror director from 2000 would nail this lets see how an american zoomer will do
>>219170392movies need to have an act 2 and 3. you can't construct a film entirely out of mystery boxes. I'm not expecting this to go anywhere but at least he knows how to do the Kubrick thing.
>>219170411Async is literally a science research company you retard lol. It is quite literally about Async scientists exploring the backrooms that one of their employees discovered.Just because their company """own""" it (lmao) doesn't change that.
>>219170437The nigger falls out the backrooms into another backrooms and realizes the real backrooms were the backrooms he made along the way (this is not a joke)and retards like the guy above who's concession I accept will clap like seals.
>>219169529>Was there any effort to track that guy down and give him a cut?LMAO. It's not other people's job to get you to protect your intellectual property. If you come up with something and don't patent or copyright it, it kinda implies you don't care who profits from your idea.
>>219170437I'm pretty sure this will be a whole new plot, perhaps with some nods to the youtube seriesthis movie has a whole new audience so they gotta make it digestable for normies who are not terminally online
>>219170452oh is it literally that literally but literal? Wow heckin amazing that is so literally literal.
>>219170468>I was wrong so I'm sperging outYou might literally be retarded.
>>219170459It seems like they're abandoning the "noclip" gimmick, instead having a mysterious door appear. So it does seem likely that they are reworking the entire concept.
>>219169016Kane is a hack and a fraud.
>>219170456kek pretty much what I expected.are the second backrooms different in any way, like with a lightning change?
Buckrooms
Do you think they'll have a spooky SCP thing in there or will they leave it purely about the inherent spookiness of the endless rooms?
I'm not gonna lie, this looks like shit
>>219170495>"I keep hearing a whip cracking sound in the distance and someone yellin BOY"
>The Backrooms are a fictional location originating from a 2019 4chan thread. One of the best known examples of the liminal space aesthetic, the Backrooms are usually portrayed as an impossibly large extradimensional expanse of empty rooms, accessed by exiting ("no-clipping out of") reality.>Internet users have expanded on the concept of the Backrooms, introducing concepts such as "levels", layers of the Backrooms that are interconnected; and "entities", hostile creatures that inhabit the space. In early 2022, American YouTuber Kane Parsons published the first installment of a series of Backrooms short films on YouTube. The viral videos have been credited with igniting a surge in Backrooms content and taking the concept into the mainstream. Parsons directed a film adaptation of his series produced by A24.[1]hol' up, you guys made this movie?!?! And does this prove grrls actually post here?
>>219170482so far this is the only nod I've seen to the youtube series so far
>>219170459>digestable for normies who are not terminally onlineI hope they make it digestible for people who want to have something to actually digest instead of recursive edging. all Alex Garland does is write 1-3 actual characters per movie and make the story about something and he effortlessly shits on most regular heckin' atmospheric horror.
Zoomers are scared of empty spaces because they fear silence
>>2191705334chan has made many movies4chan even directed two porn movies when a director showed up on /tv/ asking us to write his script
>>219170522 the shadow really needs a cowboy hat
>>219170533>And does this prove grrls actually post here?nevermind, read it as Kate not Kane
truly the next level of horror from a24
>>219170482noclip was just a way to not have to spend money on special effects to do transitions between the exterior shots and the set.
>>219170642Async has actual doors with alarms and shit over at least 1 of the breaches. From what they showed in that fucking garbage trailer it looks like you still just fall through but there is a bit of a trace of where the entrance is. May be something to do with the structure itself trying to expand or "bumping into reality"?
>>219170482No, it's not a door, it's a literal noclip, the characters are passing through a solid wall. There are also several shots with objects stuck in the floor and such.
>>2191705334chan controls the narrative
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>>219170534amogus
when will SCP ever get a high budget movie?
>>219170700I don't care about any of the DERPEST LORE anon I just hope the story isn't a buildup to fucking nothing.
Looks like severance
>>219170771I used to but after that trailer? Yeah I'm good. Hope Kane makes money but this is going to be fucking slop trash. Generic horrorslop.
Is that turquoise tape square supposed to be a Caretaker reference? They're really checking all the zoomer boxes
So how did Kane Parsons get to direct a movie before he was old enough to legally drink at the wrap party? I'm going to presume he or one of his family shopped his videos around Hollywood although was he really pushing to make a feature film right off the bat?
>>219169016I'm pretty curious how the hell you're gonna make someone walking in empty rooms for 2 hours entertaining
>>219170533The original pasta was just some anon. All the lore on the SCP-style wiki was made by a bunch of trannies and it's garbage.
>>219170813nigger is marking entrances and exits with painter's tape in the trailer.I think that is going to be the "big reveal" from this is that there are layers to the backrooms and you can "go deeper."
>>219169016test
>>219170816Backrooms started as a youtube series and has hundreds of millions of total views anon. he could probably self-finance the film himself.
>>219170837The only "lore" that "matters" is the kane series stuff. It is the only with any effort or quality put into it. Sadly it was instantly all undone by this movie but... there you go.
>>219170831Is it confirmed to be 2 hours? For all we know the total runtime could be just around 1h30-40 minutes
>>219169016>black and woman leadNo thanks
>be me>find Backrooms>realise infinity rooms>start waste disposal company>dump tonnes of shit in there including nuclear waste>profitThis is literally why you need your character to randomly no clip, fall, and be stuck in there or it loses something. Not liking the easy two-way door shit at all.Always loved the Backrooms so I'll take a look, but expecting the worst. Basically KP to have designed some cool freaky liminal shit but also having some Hollywood 'le actors' soi-facing and herp-durring their feels over it and totally ruining the effect. Literally people talking about their feelings in hallways - the movie.Probably going to fuck the open-ended lore too by trying to do too much at once and explain too much because they think normies will need that.>eg. We discover old Professor Giovanni who recently went missing owned this location and had an evil company called 'Ombrello Corp' that primarily constructed office buildings. He had odd 'modern art' type tastes, and his constructions had strange and ominous designs. He was doing weird and careless experiments with time, space, and dimensions, because he wanted to reduce construction costs and make money. He unlocked the 'le 4th fucking dimension' that also has creepy monsters in it, and didn't care about experimenting with his employees or sending in random people. The protagonist meets some of them along the way in various states of breakdown and sees their 'cake is a lie' handprints and scrawled messages on the wall, giving them clues and information, until they find Giovanni who is not dead and is the final boss of the Backrooms. He has been watching them the whole time on CCTV and he's impressed they got this far. He needs to sacrifice them to the interdimensional monsters to complete his plans, but they outsmart him and no-clip escape though his 'back door' at the last second, leaving him to a nasty but deserved fate.
>>219170831the movie is 1h45ma positive sign, neither too long nor suspiciously short.
>>219169016House of Sneeds
>>219170882Yeah but this has the backing of A24 plus Shawn Levy and James Wan as producers and advisors.
>>219169016>Hollywood made an adaptation of a 4chan post and filled it with Niggers
>>219170896The whole reason he brought people into the backrooms is to prove his therapist wrong. He's suiciding his friends to prove a bitch wrong.Yeah this movie has no fucking chance.I can only imagine Kane's "discussions" with a24 on this one.
>>219170533I'm a girl, and I post here, but probably not for much longer. This place has gone way downhill and most of the people here are profoundly stupid.
>>219170896>Not liking the easy two-way door shit at all.that's because you're a retard and thinks characters having any agency at all makes horror not scary. in grown-up movies, characters having agency is what makes drama possible.
This lady's gonna get maimed and torn apart by a Still Life before anyone else.>>219170859That's already been confirmed in the YT series.
>>219170059>had to prove to his science group that this place was realJust invite them there? Not sure how it worked in the series, but in this movie, there's a wall anyone can phase through and get to the backrooms, so just tell them, "Hey, come to my store, I need to show you something."How is filming it and showing it to them even proof when you could easily fake this shit with visual effects and editing?
>>219169118Sorry they never made a Longcat movie gramps your memes are old and gay>ICANHASCHEZBURGER XD
>>219169912i just hate black protag, comes off as dishonest nowadays
>>219170920that's my point. when your youtube series has hundreds of millions of views you don't NEED to self-finance. nepotism is definitely not required to explain the situation.
>>219170933TITS OR GTFO
>>219169016The real horror of backrooms was interracial relationships
>>219169016>500k views in an houreeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>219169016>Chiwetel Ejiofor
Why didn't they show the monster?
>>219170816>howThe videos were extremely popular and there are people in Hollywood who decided it can be profitable. He was 17 like two years ago, the movie went into production probably while he was turning 18. Plus I don't see how being younger than 18 prevents you from making a movie, there are child actors why can't there be super young directors?
>>219170988Found Footage 3s protag had dark skin. Why do you care so much?
>>219170147Keanu Reeves>yeah... I'm thinking you're back
>>219170159is that background is fake? especially that mountain, is it really necessary?
>>219170961And? I'm saying that will be the final moment of the film to tease the next entry.He's going to think he's going "back" but instead will go "deeper."
>>219170886>Sadly it was instantly all undone by this movie but... there you go.What parts were undone? You see ASYNC in the trailer so it's at least runs parralel to the youtube storyline. >>219170924>He's suiciding his friends to prove a bitch wrong.>Yeah this movie has no fucking chance.You're surprised that a character in a horror film made a questionable decision?As the old saying goes, if every horror movie character were smart - horror films wouldn't exist.
>>219171016it's Hunter Schafer
>>219171029>is it really necessary?I can tell you've never been to Vancouver or else you'd already know the answer.
>>219171032The furniture store owner's likely going to die before he does any more exploring.
>>219171044If you watch that trailer and don't realize how this horrorslop generic garbage storyline is the opposite of what a backrooms movie should be you may just be an a24 exec.
>>219169016Looks shit. hollywood has no restraint. whole appeal of backroom is that it's empty and eerie. every shot they showed theres a bunch of random shit scattered around. they are trying to change the appeal to "woah this place is really big"
>>219171053No she's playing Miquella in the Elden Ring film
>>219170981But 'le skeptics' don't work that way. You could burst into a room and say that Bigfoot is outside the window riding on a hovering flying saucer that has the Loch Ness Monster in its tractor beam and implore them to look, and they'd sit there and plebbit up the place telling you why it couldn't be real rather than turn their heads to look out the window.
>>219171061>he thinks the nigger owns the storekek come on now A24 aren't making some revolutionary story here we have to keep it SOMEWHAT grounded and believable.
>>219169016>the real horror in the Backrooms was racism
>>219170533I'm an indie director and I post here. Made a couple of features but haven't gotten near enough attention yet though to call myself a success story
>>219170947This
>>219170933Nice dubs, but you know the rules and so do I
>>219171062I'm rewatching the YouTube series as we speak and this trailer seems to fit in line with it to me. The only real difference I see is that there are a lot more live action shots in the trailer compared to the series.
>>219171062>what a backrooms movie should bewhat's that? summarize at least 90 minutes worth of content.
>>219171164Gravity was basically a liminal space movie
You just wouldn't understand...
>>219171164Not generic horrorslop.Not a guy proving his therapist wrong.Not a guy throwing his friends to their death in a place he has no idea about.The series that exists is a great framework in fact. Weird.
>>219170933this place was much worse in 2018 - 2020just endless basedjaks
>>219171155Now that you say it yeah, wtf did they really have to make it a therapy thing movie? i bet people will be willing to defend this movie no matter what for that black protag
>>219171155ASYNC is still in the movie lol.I really don't understand the problem with introducing new characters to this universe.In fact, I would RATHER Kane keep them separate so that he can continue the original series from where it currently is - rather than having the movie be some weird middle episode.
>>219171070that's not "Hollywood" meddling, it was that way in the Kane Parson's YouTube shorts
>>219169016I just feel like they are going to rip off house of leaves, so that it becomes a love story about how the girl brings the guy back from his insane explorations of the labyrinth. The whole 'get a group of people to test this' is lifted from there too.I agree with the anon that creating a permanent 2 way door detracts from the backrooms concept. But the Zampano story is a good story at the end of the day, so I think the movie will do well comercially and critically.
>>219171220Whoever that is is probably a hollywood worshipper so yeah
>>219171131>>219171155I'm watching the youtube series for the first time and you have to realize that a bunch of short 2-3 min videos indirectly conveying events is a garbage way to tell a "story". it doesn't really matter what its "about" when the methodology is so fragmented. having an actual main character with goals was always going to be necessary to hold the attention of non-autists.
>>219170147Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
>>219171155The corporation is still in the movie, there's a shot with them in those costumes.
>>219171188Smells like indian
>>219171016They know it's controversial so they're playing it safe
>>219171209If seeing therapy in /tv/ triggers you, you might unironically have repressed mental illness lol.For example, I've never seen someone turn on The Sopranos and be like>What the fuck is this therapy bullshit?!
>>219171229I feel like it's going to be oppositeit'll be the psychiatrist who starts out being the "sane, ridgid" character, then she slwoly loses it and embraces her past trauma throughout the moviein act 3 the black guy is going to save her
>>219171238It's the guy who made the YouTube videos that are in fact the most popular Backrooms related media anon. And he is directing the movie.
>>219171059>visiting, let alone living, in cucklandnah I'm good
>>219171186Gravity was about a MILF coming to terms with her daughter dying
>>219169118Your time is over, unc
>>219171229>I agree with the anon that creating a permanent 2 way door detracts from the backrooms conceptKane already established the existence of a 2-way entrance with the first ASYNC video.I'm going to guess that the entrance stops working or something will change within the Backrooms where the entrance room is replaced given they likely change and update over time. or they fall into a hole and can't get out of the layer
>>219170186oh sure because there's never been a single good black actor in the history of film
>>219171275No its not the therapy thing that thriggers me, I like therapists, but making a movie from a company exploring it to this kinda character exploration movie is just ergh.
>>219171209It just screams a misunderstanding of what makes the anomaly interesting. It feels like A24 needed a "grounded plot" for normies. >>219171217Never said they weren't. They attached a horrorslop friend is magic bullshit plot to a movie that didn't remotely need it. New Characters are fine and are going to happen since there really are no characters besides the corp and the backrooms itself.The problem is making something that has a chance to be interesting into another generic horrorslop for 14 year olds to watch while texting on their phones.This one had a chance to be good, instead you could replace the backrooms with the woods and make the same movie from what they've shown so far.>>219171254Obviously you're going to have characters. But the guy is suiciding his friends into the void instantly. Makes no fucking sense beyond "this is a basic horror plot that we need in the movie so people can look up from their phones every few minutes.">>219171257Never said otherwise.
>>219169016Too much explaining. Kind of loses the mystery.
>>219171254The episodes get longer and more serious as it goes on. The first handful of videos were just him playing around with blender using an idea he found interesting.
>>219170288more like the BBC is trying to find her
>>219170947>characters having agency is what makes drama possibleNTA. I agree, but I feel like doing the 2 way door concept basically just makes this a variation of The Navidson Record.
>>219170457You don't have to formally copyright something. Your intellectual property is yours automatically.
>>219171313but then the movie is not out yet so hopefully they do not go that way>>219171319> "grounded plot" for normies. yeah its what i'm afraid of
>>219171164skinamarink but in an office
>>219171193>The series that exists is a great framework in fact. Weird.it's just mysteryboxes relying on the first short film as a hookyou like it because you projected a story onto it
>>219171300Entrance probably stops working like that when Async puts a door on it to control it.That has been my guess in general that they have to lock down and "take over" these locations and put portals/doors on them for security reasons.
>>219171319>horrorslop friend is magic bullshit plotBecause there is more than one person in their exploration group? Or where exactly are you drawing this conclusion from lmao.
>>219170859this tbqh. Gotta set up the sequel and future franchise
>>219170947I assume this is bait but modern characters have no agency
>>219169016Never seen a single second of the youtube series because it's zoomer blender slop and I think le liminal spaces bullshit is retarded
>>219169016How would you make money off the back rooms? I would start a storage company
>We found some sort of rooms in the back
>>219171319>REEEEEEE I'M ANNOYED BECAUSE OF A SET OF ELABORATE ASSUMPTIONS NO ACTUAL HUMAN WOULD MAKEjust say you're marketing the film lol it's fine, no one believes this place is organic any more
>>219171371nice blogpost queer
>>219171339stinkamarink is the worst movie i have ever seen, psuedo intellectual slop
>>219171377There were some pretty cool posts on /v/ about this the other day.
>>219171319>>219171062>le normies!!!Ummm, you're the normie here, you autistic zoomer tranny
>>219171300Yeah, and while I enjoyed A-Sync at the time, I felt like it devolved into a cliched mess at the end. The Kane Found Footage vids are the best of the backrooms.Oldest View & PSLH are my preferred Kane outings tbqh.
>>219171394>no one believes this place is organic any moreso what, we're not suppossed to discuss anything newyou're sperging out at ghosts
>>219171321>The episodes get longer and more serious as it goes ongood because currently I'm getting bored having actual actors with facial expressions made the trailer already more interesting than what I've watched so far.
>>219171336I mean I get it from a24's position. I just don't see it as a good choice and it detracted from the TRAILER so I doubt it will do much for the final movie.>>219171340I liked the tiny bit of story kane has "projected" onto it, actually. I just wanted more of that. Not black man kills his friends in another dimension for an hour.>>219171348The plot as shown is his therapist says "no lol you lyin" so he BRINGS HIS FRIENDS ALONG TO PROVE HER WRONG. If you can't understand that is some stupid nonsense I am not sure even what to tell you at this point.>>219171359The tv series exclusively on paramount will show the backrooms were trans all along>>219171394>>219171439kek you jamboys are seething so hard you lost the plot completely.
>>219171422you do realize it has to have a pretense of being intellectual to be "pseudo intellectual"that flick isn't trying to be anything else but an aesthetic exercise, it's not attempting to be about anything
>>219171279I could see that... but the throughline would be the therapist actually succeeding at her job in the end. We will see.
It unironically looks good
>a meme from /x/ turned into a movielel
>>219171368correct as far as most modern horror is concerned. it's one of the things that makes most horror shit, mostly started with the Saw and Final Destination series.
>>219171439being autistic and a tranny is the opposite of being a normalfaggot
>>219171445no bro I'm 100% marketing this film by shitting on it god you're so stupid that anon had it right he just had to clean the jam off his keyboard first.kekI wish I could get paid for my shitty /tv/ opinions but they don't like you saying nigger and kike every other word for some reason. Fuckin bigots.
test
>>219171502Being a zoomer tranny freak is common these days, so no
>>219169016>Somehow, the rooms backed up.>We some kinda backroom squad?great script
>>219171466>mass replying to everyone in the thread>you jamboys are seething so hardironic lol
Arent the backrooms just a corporate House of Leaves? Why isnt Daniel Zippidypoopidy suing?
>>219171428colonizing them is what Async was trying to do, and trying to get the rooms to generate more rooms built for purpose. It is already part of the story.That is the stuff I like about it as a concept. The idea that this is some sort of entity and it isn't even malicious or anything it just is expanding and doing its thing in its own dimension.
>>219171507>he lost his mind completelyyou must've reached the final autismosphererest piece anon
>>219169353>>219170778I said this was going to happen kek
>>219171466>Not black man kills his friends in another dimension for an hour.please get better ragebait.a lot of people's first instinct on finding another dimension would be to try to explore it so Chiwetel's behavior is actually more relateable than Passive Scared Protagonist #37 wandering the hallways going "hello?" as the POV camera very slowly approaches corners.
>>219170343>>219171466You have been seething in this thread for an hour. Get a grip dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMeB-D9N-NI
Imagine being 25+ years old and consooming content made by people younger than you for people younger than youFucking embarrassing
>>219171524Source?
>>219171535I'm replying to people that replied to me, more replied as I was replying, should I not reply to them because it hurts your jamboy feelings?>>219171555no u>>219171572Yes, explore it, not bring your friends and cameras because a therapist said you were lying. Which why the fuck would he even bring that up in the first place kek>>219171584I accept your concession
>>219169698>what if rooms were big but also sometimes they are small? HOLY SHITWELL, IT'S A WONDER ZOOMERS CAN BREATHE AT ALL, WITH ROOMS ARE BIG THAT SHOULD BE SMALL
>>219169016unc slopill wait for skibidi kino
>>219171609I don't care what you do, but please stop mass replying to everyone. It is very reddit behavior.
>>219171612If this song doesn't get used at one point in the movie what is the point of even making it?
>>219171589there is no fucking way i am watching a 38 minute video of this shit. the author of the original post is literally impossible to verify so it is completely pointless to even discuss.
>>219171609>dude I found another dimension >okay prove it>okay I willcomplaining about basic storytelling is silly
>>219169016Blackrooms
>>219171553I don't like the idea that the backrooms is alive, I think that kind of kills some of the mystery of it and trivializes it. I just like the idea that the backrooms are a massive dimension far bigger than the earth itself with hundreds to thousands of varying levels. I think it'd work great as a concept for many video games mostly, but alas, most backrooms video games or content has nothing to do with wiki lore, and is either horrible puzzle games, or goofy tiktok videos.
>>219170933You are a tranny
"oh my god its an empty room, im going insaneeeeeee"do zoomers really?
>>219171524you only see so many tranny zoomers because you post on a site where every non-normalfag accumulatesactual average zoomer is a moralfaggot, not in a sense that they're "conservative" tho, like all normalfags they have no beliefs and just go with whatever their surrounding tells themthey're all connected by seething and moralfagging about shit like anime characters in porn not being canonically 18 and cosplayers showing skin
>>219171654oh yeah, also, of course it's some fag from SA trying to take credit.
>>219171654Urban Legends don't have known authors, this is kind of like that, some schmuck comes up with a concept and other people expand on it until some zoomer takes those concepts and makes a youtube series on blender and now gets to make a movie for hollywood
thoughts on the last part of the yt series he posted before the moviehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acdYs9tPLkoto me it was the greatest, really dug the exploration vibes, felt like a dream
>>219171439
>>219171663It is basic retard storytelling. If he had told a friend hey I'm going in this place, or even the therapist, didn't show up THEN they came... that makes sense.If I find some rogue dimension I have no idea if I will just die in or whatever my first response isn't to bring friends and family. Maybe I care more about people in my life than most I guess?>>219171678It has always been a "living" thing though unless I'm mistaken? It is expanding and growing. I don't mean like its name is steve and he wants to make 7-11s this week, more that it isn't some static thing. It is changing. New exits are being created.
>>219171750didn't show up meaning for like a therapy session or a date or something*like nigger goes up missing for awhile, THEN his friends or the therapist looks for him at the store.
>>219171678refusing to explain or elaborate on things forever is really just a mysterybox gimmick. once you've encountered stories that do it more than twice you should realize how shallow it is. same reason why most procedurally generated videogames just feel boring and empty while a game with an actual story like BG3 is about interacting with characters including trying to fuck them.
>>219171739i disagree that the backrooms is an urban legend, it's more like a meme.
>>219171812It's a creepypasta which is kind of the same as an urban legendIt became a retarded meme later on because zoomers turned it into one but the initial concept was genuine
>>219171750I'm going to go out on a limb and assume there's probably more context in the full movie.
>>219171748Imagine posting this unironically
>>219169016Oh my god it’s a it’s a room
>>219171801It's litreally explained in the yt series.It was a failed experiment used for expanding space, that eventually mutated and got out of hand.Space kept growing recursively and endlessly.
>>219171801>while a game with an actual story like BG3kek >>219171843You'd sure hope, because right now it looks like the most generic of horrorslop plotlines tacked on top to make sure people "watching" it on streaming get their attention drawn to the screen once in awhile.
>>219171889>failed experimentI thought it existed outside of async their experiments were trying to get it to generate the way they wanted for purpose, not that async made it?
>>219171889That sounds horrible, I prefer the two major wiki canon's.
>>219171840urban legends to me seem more like a long game of telephone where a story is told by word of mouth and details get changed or introduced to give it more "life". for the backrooms, we have the origin image and then we have the main original story that, while we can't verify the author, we know the exact original source of (the website, not the writer) and its true text.
>>219171897every seethe comment in the thread is coming from this one anon btw
>>219171897>it looks like the most generic of horrorslopyeah and it did before too, just the spooky atmospheric kind instead of the 80s "characters encounter weird environment but have actual goals and personalities" kind.
>>219171700LoLThis. No cell phone or computer would be like a torturous living hell for them. Old boomers like me would consider it a nice vacation and enjoy staying awhile.
>>219171925It's been a while since I watched the videoshang on lemme find the right videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvmEc7JhR0E
>>219171965>Old boomers like me would consider it a nice vacation and enjoy staying awhile.>le heckin quirky boomer would actually consider the haunted cabin a nice vacation away from the wife and enjoy staying awhile.
>>219169303Millennial came up with the idea
>>219171944The actual series on YT I found quite interesting from a technical perspective. And I really liked the early stuff. The later is a bit weaker but I still think the corp is fascinating.>>219171966Yeah unless I'm somehow not understanding something which is totally possible, they lucked into finding out about this dimension and are trying to use it for purpose, not that they created it. That door is them "locking down" an entrance and exit point. Like the one in the house. You're not going to tell the government you're trying to get funding from that though. >Yeah so we opened a portal to "somewhere" and are going to use it to store chairs.
fuck this I'm going to finish the Jenny Nichols video instead. hope the movie is better than the shit webseries.
>>219172046>Evil Dead 1 is now a happy weekend gettaway.
>>219172099Did she show butthole yet?
>IS THAT A BEND IN A HALLWAY???>WHAT IS AROUND THE CORNER OH GOD I'M GOING INSANE!!original & compelling stuff
>>219172074>I'm somehow not understanding something which is totally possible, they lucked into finding out about this dimension and are trying to use it for purpose, not that they created it.That interpertation fits too. I guess it's sort of left to the viewer about whether it is an experiment screwing up physics, or if they found some hole in reality leading to another dimension.I kinda like your interpertation more desu, makes it feel more uncanny
let me know when they make a poolrooms movie, those are kino
>A 20 year old zoomer is directing something from our culture I feel so represented as a fellow zoomer myself
>>219169016This is genuinely so embarrassing.
unironic feedback for any marketers reading: dipping into the webseries has LITERALLY made me less interested in watching the film. just FYI. maybe DON'T mention it's not a purely original film in the marketing. I have a feeling the audience for slowly approaching corners in hallways will be presold on the concept already.
>>219172216they better not make it an horror movie in that case, if you catch my drift
You're telling me that I could've made some shitty animation on blender based on some stupid /x/ post and I could've become a hollywood director?
>>219172217Awesome.Will he add some comments on how boomers bought houses for $24K in 1989 while working at Walmart stacking bags of dogfood?
ahahah as soon as he makes the jump to an actual studio it becomes DEInice stolen Blair Witch Project shot at the end
>CNTRL F>zoomer>26 results Just delete this website already.
>>219172329this but unironically.Keir was meant to block it already but he hasn't.
>>219172329But this is objectively zoomer slop, what do you want?
At this point there have been more bmwf couples in TV shows and movies than there have been in total irlIt's nice the jew's most disgusting fantasy never really caught on no matter how much they tried to force it
>>219171025>haha I'm pretending not to understand what you mean. haha I am le chess master
>>219172329We are the future old man
>>219169016I was watching Revenge of the Sith on summer vacation after first grade when this punk-ass zoomer was born and here he is thinking he knows anything.
>>219172239bro, you're losing it, there are no marketeersthe webseries was made by one guy, and it's obviously not going to be how the same as the movie they release to the theatresit's going to have a plot that boomer brains like yours can attach itself to
>>219172285Highest IQ post ITT
>>219172358>objectively>zoomer>slopuse more buzzwords
>>219172285Add a sense of atmosphere and enough original ideas (A-SYNC, location variance, etc.) to make it your own, and maybe
>>219172398yes yes, run alongfortunately good actors are in it or I'd have already put it on the wait for camrip list.
>>219172270turning fetishes into horror is typical shit tho
lol did they literally make this with mid-00s windows movie-maker?
>>219172494good boy :3
>>219172391>look up when revenge of the sith was released>2005>the year i graduated hs
I will possibly go to the cinema to watch this debacle. Although personally I find the whole thing quite boring, never really understood the scariness of empty office blocks. I guess I'm just too old for it to find it creepy. Shame really because I could do with a good creepy horror film.
>>219169016>House of Leaves for Zoomerskinda based considering House of Leaves is never going to be adapted.
>>219172367why do you immediately think about sex when seeing a black man and a white woman in the same shot
>>219170985>Sorry they never made a Longcat movie gramps your memes are old and gayAnon, I...
>>219169016The main actor is black
>>219172358>>219172378>boomer zoomer oomer millennial zillennialKill yourself
>>219172526That's his fetish, don't judge him for it.
>>219172523House of Leaves was infinitely more interesting though. Maybe it's the medium, but nothing about backrooms unsettles me. Reading House of Leaves late at night, alone, in my old ass house was pretty unsettling, but doing the same thing staring at Backrooms shit just fills me with a feeling of confusion, like I don't fucking get it and probably never will
I-is that a poorly lit hallway? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GOING INSANE
>>219172548There's a conspiracy theory that all black people are Avril Lavigne.
>>219171331Sure, but if you release your work anonymously and stay quiet for years while others create derivative works, it creates implied permission, and makes it reasonable for others to assume you have no intention of enforcing ownership.
Backrooms trend got oversaturated and died over a year ago why the fuck are they doing this now?
>>219171302He specified "that one" black guyYour reading comprehension is cringe
>>219172367You obviously haven't left your house in decades
>>219172582well, it's for zoomers (i.e. retards)
>>219169118We hate you too buddyman >t. 37 year old zoomie
>>219172526It's disgusting interracial kikeslop like 90% of media. Anyone who watches this is a faggot
>>219172391So you're like a whole 7 years older than him? lmao fucking zoomers
>>219172609How long does it take to make a film?
>>219170633kek
>>219172613Look at statistics, going outside is an insignificant slice of the overall picture. Non black women are rightly almost all disgusted by filthy apes. It's single digit rabbi, you failed.
>>219170141Closest thing to a backrooms adaptation of any sort would be the original shin megami tensei games
>trailer starts out like a live action house of leaves>oh shit this aint bad, this-->suddenly dudes in hazmat suits>"creepy" hallways filled with mannequins in the floor and various mundane objects>guy screaming and running from SOMETHING™ ... Almost had me interested but nah, I'm too old for this shit.
Imagine being 19 years old literally a cinematic rockstar already...I don't think I will be able to watch it out of spite, bitterness and jellymad butthurt.
>>219172619Nigger male and White female.So predictable.Should also be a good looking White male as the main villain somewhere.
Where is the skinny robot/noodle shadow chasing them??
It looks like slop cash grab.
>>219172596I hope they don't find a pool or I'll shit myself. pools are so liminal and psychologically creeping in a slow burn sort of way
>>219172740>cinematic rockstar Don’t get ahead of yourself, Kane.
>>219172765
>>219172740>cinematic rockstarNot that I'm wishing him failure or anything, but this strikes me like another Shelby Oaks, flash in the pan. In and out without anyone really remembering it.
>>219172696I'm not sure how "what if endless maze of beige office walls" turned into "mannequins noclipping into ceiling and stupid area 51 sci-fi shit. Perfect example of something simple and cool getting overexplained and filled with stupid rules and gimmicks that neuter the mystery.
I'm too old to care about this
>>219172740This zoomer freak has only made Backrooms tiktok slop his whole life, it's also not written by himHarmony Korine was like 18 or 19 when he WROTE Kids and then made Gummo, also completely his original idea and film unlike this fag
>>219169016>zoomers are so used to overcrowded hellscape cities and their tiny paper houses that the concept of a open empty quiet space without palestinians and troons to worship terrifies themLOL
>>219172934>it can't be because an infinite office space is an unnatural environment>NO, it must be [bullshit I invented a minute ago to explain something I don't like]!
>>219172878Shelby Oaks was a mediocre horror move that only had the gimmicks of being made by a YouTuber. Chris stuckman has nowhere near the fanbase that the Backrooms has. This movie will probably do well financially but I doubt that Kane will be able to find success outside of the Backrooms.
>>219172934This anon is right>>219173001This anon is a troon and a zoomer (therefore wrong)
>>219173028>without palestinians and troons to worshipSee also: bullshit
>>219173022>mediocre horror move that only had the gimmicks of being made by a YouTuber>Kane Pixels>YouTuber>No clipping into the backroomsI will go see it, but I'm not holding my breath.>I doubt that Kane will be able to find success outside of the Backrooms.I would probably have to agree, hopefully his movie is good and he gets opportunities to make more, I just hope he doesn't follow the trend that seems to be happening now in which people are churning out shitty horror films based on le spoopy internet memeys
>>219173071i call generation z generation zyklonpalestinian and troon worship is more of a millenial thing I think
>>219172901>Harmony Korine>originalwatching sad, weird be sad and weird goes back to like the late 1800s (vaudeville, freak shows)
>is that...... an...... ABANDONED HALLWAY.... oh my god.... I'M GOING INSANE!
>>219172934
>>219173071>if you don't worship Israel you're gayisn't it about time for you to die of ass cancer or something, childless millennial
>>219173129i was looking for this to post when i read that but i couldn't find it. thank you anon.
>>219173099*sad, weird people
>>219173086Being a horror "unique" director doesn't mean shit anymore, all the "filmmaker darlings" came and wentJordan Peele, Ari Aster, Panos Cosmatos, and many many more, they're just flavor of the month and then people forget about themI'd say the first one was M Night Shyamalan
>>219173129>>219173155Same
>>219173130>more bullshitWho are you quoting?
>>219172795>>219172901Once you get in the Blumhouse/A24 situation you are in for life. It doesn't matter if your movies are below 6/10 all the time.Somehow producers keep staying with you.
>>219169016based zoomGODs we own this box office season, they also making Odeyssey for us (nobody's reading the yapology ass book tho)>>219169118cope balding idiot
Kane has already started working on his second film, leaked script: >John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.John was a space marine for fourteen years. >When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy.">Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.>"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!">So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.>"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons>"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.>"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted>The radio said "No, John. You are the demons">And then John was a zombie.
>>219173353>baldingI've seen zoomer hairlinesNot sure what's in the food now, but millennials look 25-35 and your generation looks 35-45
maybe the real backrooms was the DEI hires we made along the way
>>219173431>projecting about an entire generation based off one 4chan webm awardand yet zoomers smoke less and drink less and are obsessed with gyms and looksmaxxingyou lost keklennials, keep seething this is a gen z board now
>>219173129Being comfortable (even thriving) outside of urban environments is almost an exclusively non-mentally ill ethnically white trait
>>219173617correctself-sufficiency is a White man trait.as people will soon find out.get out of the cities now if you want a head start.
>>219169016Already looks like hot garbage. I'm not even against the concept but you just know they're going to find some way to fuck it up.
I hope they include more of the scientists and organization like Kane did.Although I feel like that's how this movie will end to set up the sequel.This first one is mostly the mystery stumbled upon by the black guy and friendsand then the government/corp tries to cover it up as the 'back rooms' aren't controlled like they thought they had it.I do like the webseries but ymmv
>>219170259Just by the fact that he easily left to go and bring more into in kinda ruins it. Isn't it supposed to be an unescapable maze purgatory?
>can enter and leave as they please>presumably agents of some sort in hazmat suitsSo is this going to be a Welcome To Derry scenario, where a government agency is trying to harness the power of something in the backrooms, and it becomes less a story about feeling hopelessly trapped, and more about fighting the evil trapped within?>who built this place? Why? Was it meant... to trap someone? Some... thing? >cue monster
>>219174100Yeah, a lot of the initial idea is clearly rooted in the mindset of people who grew up playing videogames, the feeling of accidentally (or intentionally) noclipping outside of the bounds of the level and getting stuck there.
>Chiwetel EjioforHe will carry the whole movie
>>219169280Nothing wrong with that if they dont zoom way close up into his face
>>219174411Async research already does this (a Kane Pixels alternative IIRC). Async intends to use the backrooms as unlimited storage space for companies / people to rent.I presume Kane is going to go in that direction, which is a little cheeky considering that's yet another idea he will have adopted.
>>219169167Reddit of cinema, if you will.
