>FTL News-- Bashir is a BIG FAN of Tayleigh! https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774934407684764.mp4-- Alex B is possibly coming today-- Bongo said she keeps her pussy hair "trimmed"-- The fish made a "movie," Landon won $750 for acting and Drake and Bashir won 500-- The wiggers bought a big van and the Fishtank Road Show™ will begin immediately after this season! https://x.com/EnterTheVoid_FT/status/2038715932428910975/-- Jet wants a new GIRL freeloader to fuck with EMMA https://x.com/jetneptune_/status/2038741269048873100-- Season 3 episode 4: https://gofile.io/d/mGLrB6>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219167061
Why are you still on 4cuck? All of the good anons moved to kf
VAGINA
Skull Hyde is sexy and muscular.Klaus is gay and a pedophile
>>219169132i'm a very good bad anon
test
So s1 had Josie lick Jet's assholeS2 had AbiS3 had no one so he settled for claire in bloodgamesS4 had EllieWho will suck this asshole in S5? Emma? Or Laura?
>>219169157fail
yoooo why is ppv all fucked up all the time?
>>219169132Nobody buts jews and troons uses kikefarms.
feel like pure shitjust want jet to unban claire
>>219169166Beth.
>>219169132>anon>on a site you sign up forchoose one
>>219169127I never realized that. I was wondering why there would be two seperate bathrooms connected to the same bedroom
redpill me on what job everyones got
Based Tayleigh (best season 2 fish) is a Fan of Bashir
wait till it comes out that Bingo and Bongo (Ash and Hale) aren't twins and are actually 3 years apartcan't believe know one has found that out yet
>>219169179lol vancecord nuked that shit a week ago
>>219169201
>>219169186why?
>emma, confessional. now
When will JD start markyposting?
>>219169219thanks anon. whats a doppelganger though?
>>219169219any caps of beth bathtub streaming?
>>219169243Twins have to imitate someone's looks/behavior until they get mad
>>219169219Why is Laura so ugly and cute at the same time?
why is nobody throwing pee around?
>>219169234whats his socials?
>>219169114If season 5 had Drag Queen Ben as the host with 40+ year old main fish mixed with 20 year olds having to compete for a larger prize like $80k I would give them money.
>>219169180Ah yes the website that bans troons is pro-troons.
>>219169264cuz she used to be yuge
>>219169269because the show sucks now apparently. no poop either.
What the fuck is Blane talking about
>>219169114>bashir is a tayfagAbsolutely over
4chan mention!!!!
>>219169281Josh Moon fucks troons and the jannies are troons.
All you niggas operate in a hivemind supporting whoever is the most popular at the time. Have you ever actually rooted for an underdog fish?
blane reading off his /ftl/ posts while on the show is entertaining
>>219169274what a minor stipulationi imagine if they did meet your criteria you'd up it slightly again
>>219169253she left before
The beautiful Ashley
Bingo should grow her hair out again.
Seasons always need 20+ people because there'll always be a walkout, so they could afford to lose people during the first week
so are they going to do a Ball Brothers tour through the country? or what?what's the plan?
>>219169294Explaining the grooming accusation TTS'
>>219169311but everyone here supports no one and wants the show to fail
>more than half of cucumber's 1 hour and 15 minutes recap is the acting bitslow day yesterday huh?
PPV had all cams for 5 minutes and now it's director only, what the fuck
>>219169338most people with a brain have been saying things similar to this
>>219169340mobile rape van
>>219169311My literal only concern is that the fish is anti-Jet and / or anti-production. James Drake will become that soon since they're trying to fuck with him more. Bashir does it but in a kind of gay way. Landon used to do it, but not anymore. Maybe if he gets real drunk again.
>>219169338Wiggers are too cheap to fly out 20 people, and fly them back.
>>219169349JD leaving took the wind out of everyones sails
The beautiful Hale
Is TTS on?
>>219169349Blane's death was the only good part, watching Landon scream WHHY and then Blane's monologue
lol>blane: you know JD had bad breath>emma: i didnt notice cause im short>blane: he had shorts in his mouth??
>>219169349Cucumber is a faggot. Sucks Jet's dick in hopes for a job. So basically, no recapper is good and you might as well leave director up on PPV and do anything else on your second monitor.
>>219169311we all support blane get on the blane train or feel the pain
>>219169311Always do and always have. I live for the shit posting and arguments on this board and supporting hated fish.Only plushie I ever bought was for Simbal and he treasured it. Compare that to the useless virgins who buy a girl their 800th plushie that just gets lost in their pile.
The sexy Midge
they havent even bought a cop outfit for landon? lazy
>>219169311I like Blane and Laura, don't know how popular they are
>>219169311As a fellow normalfag, I'm rooting for James Drake. I do have to admit, Landon mogged him during the acting challenge.
>>219169387kek
>>219169166Any one of the local girls jet has been having come to the house to be interviewed to be freeloaders
Landon seems like he’s in a good mood since he’s not a janny.
>Dont test me today
Cucumberfeet is afraid of the wiggers copyright striking his channel. Jet and Mints have already taken down multiple restreams on YouTube.
hardcore bengali
>>219169418They have been stoking his ego for the past two days.
yo whats good
>>219169200Rape
>>219169166Your mom haaaa gotteem
>>219169437
Midge owes me sex
>>219169425Hate5six? I think he is a jeet.
what is landon up to?
its a dead show
>>219169311I wanted Letty, Jimmy, Simbal and Jin to win their respective seasons.
Landon is a whiny micropenis bitch, ruin his day again.
>>219169457cop things
Landon moves like he's 80 years old
>>219169401built for swallowed.com
>>219169321Gay Ben in season 3 was great and the famous house was great because there was content every day it wasn’t just stand in this room and talk funny.
>>219169390Hi ab
>>219169264High estrogen from when she was obese hyperfeminized her sexual energy.
>>219169401Black chick with white skin
jet owes all of us an apology for constantly lying and being a crackbaby loser retard wigger piece of shit who can't even do the most bitch basic things to make a somewhat watchable show
You thought the Jimmycord won after their girl managed to make JD leave? Heh, I will say this... NEVER underestimate the Freddycord...
I can't even watch director cam without a message forcing me to sign up. If Jet made his site more advertiser friendly I might actually sign up. I just don't trust the wiggers with my email.
>>219169132I’m gay and I’m told kiwifarms doesn’t allow homosexuals
u kno booly built the tooly u kno booly built the tooly
>>219169264Laura is 100% ugly and 0% cute wtf you smoking?
I don't know if I'm so attracted to Laura because I want to fuck her or because I want her to take care of me.
>>219169487Famous House had a ton of "social gaming" days. It was just interesting because it felt like we were in on a joke.
Landon is for self inserting fags. Twins is for predators who like mentally challenged women. Drake will win.
>>219169311fishtank is the opposite of real life. the real life underdog is the fishtank popular and vice versa
Bashir is so fucking annoying, thank god they got him an indian to prattle about nothing with>>219169530who is Emma/Midge for?
I have list of bucket
Does anyone know why I can't post from my desktop due to my IP range being temp blocked, but posting from my laptop on the same network (albeit wifi as opposed to ethernet) works just fine?
>>219169435The next Landon ego rugpull will be glorious
blane is for the boyslaura is for the girls type niggas
>>219169546chat, wiggers, ftl, and even kiwifags unironically love the guy kek
Taycord is watching you
>>219169530Drake and Midge final two
>>219169526get a grip
>>219169554if laura didn't speak at all she'd be better
>>219169334bongo looking a bit like meg
niggas b suicidal ova a bitch they cheatin on XD
midge is for the hardcore porn coomers
>>219169568One of them is going next, everyone else has immunity
S1 ruined everything btwforced josie vs letty finale because LE EVIL VS GOODglazing josie for doing NOTHING all day because LE QUIRKY EGIRL ACT THAT GETS US MONEYtelling damiel to stop bullying letty because she was breakinggiving damiel xanax and turning him into a zombie that did nothing all daykicking simmons over AI-generated copy pasted shit and not having the jon x simmons romance forcing vance to take third place in exchange for a job in s2jon freaking out and getting kicked because of the simmons thingEverything wrong with fishtank
>>219169551A negrojeet creature manages this site don't try to make sense of how it's operated
>>219169569I want my penis to get a grip from Laura's pussy unknowhatimsayin?
>>219169491AB would encourage watching PPV and not giving the wiggers a cent?
>>219169546>who is Emma/Midge for?Me
>>219169592If season 1 ruined everything why the fuck did you stick around to season 5
>>219169132This. 4chan supports that disgusting pedophile Blane and defends loli. So we should all stop using this site and go back to kf.
>>219169435They dressed him silly, made him janny, and made him build a sauna yesterday. Is that ego stroking?
>>219169580I'd show Midge Pakopa cause and tell her that I'm going to do everything in it to her
the only thing wrong with fishtank is jet being in the top spot
>>219169585Rules don't matter
>>219169602fun fact that shirt says anal slut in japanese
>>219169604S3 was good, I dropped S2 halfway through and didn't watch Bloodgames, Bitchtank or S4
>>219169530>Drake will winWho could they bring on to actually mog him? Luke? Weck? Kevin? Will Sam actually appear?
>>219169132Kiwifarms unironically think Emma is a good fish
>>219169132i post on both sites LOL
>>219169456Speaking of whom, he filmed the exact moment post-covid hardcore peaked. Thinking back on it, 2023 was such a GOATed year.https://youtu.be/c2N1dnbVsfI
>>219169637LukeWeck would get along with him.
>>219169616>those coversdo animetroons really?
>>219169132>go to kf's fishtank/sam thread>it is 99% glazers>somehow worse than paypig chat
Drawn lolis are all actresses who are 18, like Ellie, but simply appear to have younger body types, and play roles where they are younger than 18.
Is the map just inaccurate or are there rooms above the dining room and dorm?
>>219169614>they made him the main character>is that ego stoking?yes
hehe butt plug
>>219169530
>>219169607>>219169132Why are (You) so desperate for people to talk to? Rope nigger
that meme screen ad is almost the emma buttplug thing
>>219169521Stsy out degenerate.>>219169638She's strategic. Does that not make someone a good fish?
>>219169132>good>Anonspick one dipass
blane needs to show us how to gape that midge hole
>>219169656It's grim, but somehow, they still consider themselves to be a cohort of intellectuals when compared to the rest of the internet. KF users need to read up on the Dunning-Kruger effect.
>>219169628it says sunshine, bashir made sure to translate it proudly
Reminder that for some reason Jet thought that Emma and Bezo would be better for the show than Laura and BlaneJust think about that
>>219169688it says Sunshine Girl actually
Why is there some guy advertising KF every thread, does he do it for free?
jet needs to be punished for his sins inshallah
>>219169657
>>219169628H-h-h-hot but wrong
>>219169702he banks on hateable contestants to farm TTS
When does Bam come in?
>>219169132kf = 4chan = reddityou all suck
>>219169702trannies and obese hags get all their ebin lolcow updates from there
>Bezo>Charity>Emma>Indian chick over the twins>JD
Bingo's hunger status?
Landon is the main character but the house still thinks the twins are the main characters.
woke and boke
>>219169656Kiwifarms somehow likes Jet and Production so that automatically makes them fucking retarded. I'm appreciate of their anti-tranny work, but liking Jet is too far.
>>219169678Because it's boring for content. It's not smart, everyone knows she's playing the quiet game and she needs to go or be replaced. At least Bashir is willing be the heel while Emma shit talks him behind his back.
>>219169658its missing the arena which should be between the jungle and confessional
>>219169719ToT huang cunny
The way Bongo always loses things is really attractive. I think I’m attracted to her since she has a sort of hopeless charm to her where she needs someone to help her but she’s still an intelligent capable woman.
>>219169753I don't typically smoke during the work week, and definitely not during the work day. I have off Friday though, so I'll probably blaze up Thursday night
goran
jet is actually the main character and thats a big problem
>>219169762wait nm i suck dicks by choice
>>219169747>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BIRBS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>219169774careful, they are the type to divorce rape you
>>219169762The arena is there. It's in the east wing.
You ever think about how Ellie was a literal 18 year old high schooler but the twins feel more child coded?
>>219169777HEAVENLY DIGITS
>>219169756>liking Jet is too farJet figured out how to become rich off of making fun of retarded people.Is it really surprising that a website dedicated to making fun of retards would love him?
What do kf think of my nigga james drake?
>>219169793>18 year oldthat's an adult anon, you can have sex with that
>>219169750blane is the main character.
its $10
>>219169750Landon is a more retarded TJ, self-insert for the average autistic anon.
>>219169650I think him and Luke would too, like how they brought on whats his face to mog Brian but they just became buds
>>219169785>RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
rab lat
>>219169793They're both friendless autistic women with developmental issues and Ellie is a wigger groupie that fucks around with her male friendsNo shit
>>219169793Ellie isn’t autistic
>>219169656I'm baffled by it. There's a Jet Neptune detailing his grooming and degenerate behaviour, but many of them bought the season pass and melts down when people criticize the wiggers for being lazy faggots. The wiggers hate their audience, don't give them money.
Does Emma deserve love and happniess?
>>219169785>>219169819
>>219169824neither are the twins. they learned years ago that acting like a child gets them attention and they lean into it
>>219169812I'm not paying Jet, sorry bro.
Maejok took the fish food since people kept over feeding the fish.
>>219169839yes, she also deserves my cum
>>219169774>intelligent
>>219169816you are now remembering nontent octavius
>>219169848Developmental issues from being raped by their dad, though
>>219169820
Jet is an idiot, most of people who cannot access PPV or secret playlists will just drop Fishtank completely. You can tell people just left.
>>219169538holy trvth
>>219169839She deserves that, my BWC, and a plug in her butt.
WE WERE BABIES TOGETHER
TLP
>>219169880They were fucking babies together.
>>219169839who tf is emma
>>219169870I just watch the fishtank.live site for freeI just close out of the popup when it comes up
>>219169741cool
>>219169848they are both retarded
Anissa owes Landon domme sex
>>219169870Honestly what kept me from buying the season pass this season is how aggressively they've paywalled it. I can't watch on the site at all after 9pm and before 9am? Fuck you wiggers.
>>219169880>We grew up as babies!
>>219169890
>>219169870yep, people who arent going to pay arent going to pay no matter what. they dont get that these people help engagement more than they hurt it.what they need to do is periodically make TTS like $1 and spam the shit out of it to get new retards to come to the site and pay. thats the only way
AAAAAHHHHH I NEED TO SKIP BACK I NEED A DANG FREAKIN' PLAYLIST
>>219169909Ikr. Wiggers sure act like God's chosen people.
>>219169311I only pick fish based on how much I like them personally. If 0 or 10000 other people do the same is irrelevant to me.
>>219169848Bingo gets pissed off when ppl call her cute but sure whatever you say
>>219169924Mints we won't send you the playlist, retard.
>twins you need to target Emma she will cryThat's all she does retard. Total Paypig Death.
>>219169692Laura was only good when she was trying to rape a gay guy, I don't think she'd work as a contestant. We'd have to sit through weeks of shitty Jimmy-tier gags like her stupid drywall schtick.
race to world first is starting week 2 reset day US 12h advantage final 2 bosses unlocked
>>219169908SHE'S MARRIED GODDAMNIT. MARRIED!
>>219169924The kick rewind seriously sucks
>>219169943>NOOOO YOU CANT TALK ABOUT MY WHOLESOME MAKE BELIEVE GF
>>219169924>he doesn't know
They don't want or need new viewers, as long as the paypigs are happy they will make enough money to cover expenses, pay for flights and get enough cash to buy more drugs and alcohol.
Some kiwi farmers said this season was the best, you know it's their first season.
>>219169215>vancecordDoes that shit actually exist or is it something losers made up to make other losers mad
>>219169943She also gets pissed when she’s called gay.
>>219169166you're out of your element
>>219169949The drywall was a mission the production gave her, anon...
>>219169958You sound upset
Me?Oh I just pay 10 dollars to access all the cameras.I mean its just 10 dollars. that cant even by lunch anymore.
>>219169968As far as I know only the Jimmycord, Binxcord and Mizzcord are real.
>>219169924This but unironically.
>>219169961right they dont need view counts or season passes. they should be leaning all into the paypigs buying TTS and garbage. thats the real money maker
>>219169958i dont think that's the conversation you were having
on some real shit you mormon fucks put a tay on like goddamn
bingo bongo updatethey're looking at the fish
I was raped my whole life
what's the show gonna be today?
>>219169956It works fine but need to skip back on cams other than director. You can't do this even if you buy the season pass.
Bingo becomes a lot more intelligible when she’s not around Bongo. It’s like she puts more effort into enunciating since she knows she doesn’t need to around her sister.
>>219169848they aren't actually twins either, they are a little over a year apart
>>219169961If that was true, they wouldn't give a shit about restreamers since paypigs can only use their money on the actual site.But they're going after restreams more than ever so money must be low.
I understand why they're coddling Boingo (they're girls AND retarded) but why are they coddling Bashir?
>>219169981lol you are the one who got all hot because i dared to question the authenticity of your precious waifu>>219169996i said shes fake and that other anon got bothered. try to keep up
>>219170016coddled content
>>219169956>miss something that just happened>click the left arrow once>skips 30 seconds>the moment you get to the part you missed the video buffers then go back go live>...
>>219170004Bongo used to be very similar to Bingo as a teenager but somehow they split further
post earworms to jam for Midday Chilltank https://youtu.be/96PSlYptcFohttps://youtu.be/Ndn0ktPrtbIhttps://youtu.be/OjgZHjugG50
Bongo is going to become a HUGE slut after the show so just prepare yourself now.
>>219169981the entire fanbase is constantly upset, including me
>>219170016Boingo are coddled nontentBashir is coddled content
>>219170016because a bunch of anons would unironically kys if their based muzzie got hassled
>>219169961yeah this is why they keep begging for people to buy stuff and try to tone it down every season, remember how tame week 1 was? after a week of not increasing viewers they gave up and went back to the old fans.
>>219170036She already is a huge slut
>>219170036I think everyone but that one guy has already accepted this
>>219170026Bingo was held back a year and they pretended to be twins
>>219170026twins start to look different as they age
>>219170009On the live viewer it just doesnt fucking work right and is janky for me, and you have to click on the video to get the UI to show up and it dissapears so quick. Its OK on the vod viewer, but still slow and clunky. RIP playlist
If I was given Robo Helper by jet for a second time, I would just be like, nah, I'm not doing that nigga, fine me
>>219170057they both areshould see what they've done for drugs wewlad
hes only ever managed to bum off of landon
>>219170025And if you try to click the -30 seconds thing twice it just goes back to live
>>219170036she'll make an onlytards
would this show be better if Ben was chinese?
>>219170036>26 years old>claims to have not been dicked down or sucked cocksure
>>219170076You can just ignore it and sleep like Bongo did and still get paid.
>>219169148shut up austin
>>219170034https://youtu.be/K1VAOahK8II
>>219169984You can't keep shitcords secret so I'm betting the latter
>omg nontent nontentYou retards watched and enjoyed S1 that was ZERO content>omg she put a toy inside a washing machine>omg the adult threw mustard on the wall>omg they threw makeup in the toilet and then production paid for it>omg the grown adults are playing with nerf guns>omg the grown adults are roleplaying>haha frank threw plastic toys around! hell house!
>>219170001They should've been in a Lynch film
>>219170025you should open another tab to scrub through to avoid this, but yeah kick wanted to push the feature out the door to have something twitch didnt so its a shitty rushjob
>>219169527It had more skits and planned out content it felt professional compared to this
>>219170047He is the only person in the cast who has been hassled and not left
jet ruins everything
>>219170034>>219170097https://youtu.be/PgcozaPLarE
>>219169592I think you might actually be too low IQ for this shitty 3/10 internet stream.
>you'll be putting the fish into financial fraud....Landon has no idea what price fixing is does he?
>>219170124
>>219169527Also because normal people are more interesting than terminally online sam hyde discorders
>>2191699983 pm central
S5 is just Famous House but there’s no joke to be in on.
>>219170103the majority of people posting during every season didn't watch before the previous one, anont. dedicated season 1 day 1 poster
>>219170016bam really likes him for some reason
>>219170014If they cared about attracting new viewers they would put more effort into their show. They flat out admitted to Bash that they know the viewers only want two things: poopoo and peepee. This was the last season where they even pretended to try to improve the formula.
>>219170097nigga is listening to corpse husband
>>219169527Im still upset they dropped the act before the house revolted against the harpy den. It was going to happen then woops no its fishtank fuck it
>>219170004>>219169864how is the weather in tel aviv?
>>219169863It was funny when he did a somersault and then yelled "Fuck You, Peter!" at Brian one morning.
What are the jobs for today? Why's Landon wearing a blazer?
i want laura to give me a tummyjob and wrap my hotdog with all of her loose skin while she spits and talks to me like a baby
>dude nigga lmao>dude 67 lmaoRemove Laura and put some more freeloaders in
>>219169659They give everyone aain character day at least once. It's good and lets everyone have a bit of character, spices up the show. Usually it's coddling but not always, especially if the fish makes bad decisions.
>>219170016because the wiggers are anti-jew to the extent that they're willing to embrace muzzies
>>219170174adding to this, is kinda funny watching bam interact with blane, landon and the twins, it's so awkward, he has 0 idea how to deal with the type of autistic terminally online fishtank fans that make up for 90% of the fanbase
>>219170183that's dnrhe's in the Haunted House collective, or was?he does a lot of nerd raphave you heard of Altered Carbon?
yeah this sucks, toddlertank
>>219170157That TRVKE will upset (you).
Sex with midge
>>219170103s1 cast was able to carry uninteresting challenges thothe baby challenge was one of the best challenges in fishtank history
>>219170179Them trying to "impove" the formula was fucking retarded. They think in all or nothings and don't understand that you can try other things besides full social game or full peepee poopoo
i'm leaving
somehow worse then a space station 13 investigation
>>219170214I would like to participate in the Midge Bukkake
>>219170122he's also the only one targeted by prod (faggot mints)
I just hope they don't immediately fly out to the first deranged paypig that give them attention
>>219170230
>>219170034https://vocaroo.com/1kyg0VryCQwc
>>219170232Blane needs to get a toolbox and robust the shit out of everyone desu
>>219169761When has Bashir ever been the heel and not the righteous main character?
what is a smell scientist
>>219170230No, don't go. Please just wait until the elimination challenge!
>>219170240they already made plans with Mr Naked and said he seemed cool even after he was kicked
>>219170026Bongo became obese when living their dad and bingo became anorexic living apart from her with their mom. She even weighed less then she does now. When they went back to living with each other bongo lost the weight but bingo didn't gain much.
>>219170240bet your ass the will, that one fat bastard is already setting everything up
the movie was a lot of fun last night, i heard they drank after anything happen?
>>219170122When was that?
>>219170218When i realized they just did a twitter poll to decide the winners and didnt use the built in data the babies hold my expectations for the show plumetted
>>219170103S1 was great. It was nontent/slow at times but it never dipped below a certain point. >t. s1day1 watcher
>>219170162Good assessment. The friend tank of Famous House made sense only because Sam was still fucking with them and we were all in on the joke. Fantank AND Friend tank kind of sucks.
>>219170240It's happening and you know it
>>219170114They made a worse Twitch that's impressive.
There was a hot blonde girl who put in a freeloader application but jet was spaced out and just skipped over her.
>>219169909>he doesn't know how to get around that on the actual siteI'm not gonna say how because I don't want the wiggers knowing my trick...
>>219170240why not? what would they be doing instead? they deserve retard cock.
SOMEONE STOLE THE DRUM OUT OF THE SHOP ITS OVER
>>219170034https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8czsbhQP4tvDJCw0G6Fgl2D_WCO8T3V9Specifically https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBMy-y2wb4I
>>219170261daddy likes his girl nice n thicc
>>219170240Bongo has already been making plans with some guy named Daytona Dangler and Sharpfart.
This shit is dead
>>219170281Has there been a hot girl on this show before that was any good?>inb4 LettyLetty is a goddamn goblin
>>219170202Based?
Why is no one throwing boiling oil on each other?
>>219170036I kind of doubt it. Shes literally never had sex. If she was a natural slut tard she would have become one years ago. Shes just a virgin 26 year old ready to start dating for real.
>no jd signs of life...Jdbros not like thus...
>>219170314Payton
I'm gonna fucking say it - I feel sorry for Emma for all the shit she gets about being boring.
>>219170314Payton, Abi, Claire, Angie
>>219170314Abi (because of Jimmy)
>>219170330so valid.
>>219170334>claire>abi>hotI can understand Angie's TLP appeal, but LMAO
>mints (sexybigfoot) back on anti-Bashir TTS duty
why are bingo and emma so skinny? I know everyone is eating less but those have dropped more weight than anyone i've seen on the show except maybe tayleigh.
Bongo will be my wife
>>219170314Kalei
>>219170321almost as if going incognito works
>>219170091Sister cockblock has kept her vagina impenetrable
>>219170349pre-letty-rape abi was really pretty man.
claire has extreme xcx aura and thats hot
>>219170353
if your watching now the content begins at 1 in the morning so you have to wait another 12 hours before they start doing something
>>219170356>TURKEY TAHM
>bugs?!>bugs could be contrabandI love retards.
>>219170269Landon actingmogged James Drake
>>219170314Bex>>219170349Claire is a ball of sunshine
Found out my friend is a beth simp (he's a mod and subbed to her kick)
What are today's jobs?
>>219170162It just had a single famous house tier contestant to reveal what fishtank was
If Laura put even a tenth of the effort she put into hassling JD into hassling Bashir, he would leave immidiately.
>>219170383Is this him?
What's stopping someone from "accidentaly" puking on someone else's face?
wn2b praying for the twins wellbeing for after the show
>>219170357I need the BVRT ir letty interview >>219170361Letty is an angel!
if my child was a fuck up retard like jet neptune i'd abandon him too desu
>>219170388theres a pic ITT
>>219170391bashir would get physical like he did with beth
>>219170391He's the main character and he's not gay. Laura accomplished her mission.
Any advice on how to make friends in the fishtank discord? People seem to just ignore me
>>219170290>See this coat nigga>Bye bye to my old self>Wake up to the new me>I used to be on Worldstaaaar>Now I'm makin Newsweek
>>219170391Of course they needed Jimmycord orders to do one bit and is now floundering to think on their own. I think Jimmycord SUCKS
>>219170405Johnny is proud of Jet
>>219170401they'll be fine, they are adults and shut ins
dont care what's happening post red bams
>>219170412post your tits
>>219170412Post pics of your cock and mog them like cryokeen
>>219170412start calling yourself mister naked
playlist is back uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOyLDAcvTBU&list=PL0inIXZtYBXgq54DsrAujnti9neiQDjpxgrab it quick deleting in 5
>>219170422Bongo has two jobs. Bingo is the shut in who smokes weed and eats bugs all day.
>>2191703912 outcomes:1. Bashir beats her ass like he has every other woman other than anissa2. The show cash cow dies
Heard from a good source that Tay is coming on
>>219170438yeah but after work she just goes home and drinks
>>219170443JD was the cash cowBashir is a calf at best
>>219170435>[Embed]You tried.
>>219170438she said she quit both of them to be on fishtank last night.
>>219170420Johnny is a bad person and was a bad father
this is just like amogus xD
jet is a bad human and a bad fishtank creative director
>>219170409>>219170410 >>219170443Meet potential fish:>he would totally fight back physically>he wouldn't leave if actually hassled for once!"give me coddling, stox go higher! don't hassle me or I retire!"0 times hassled0 times fought back7 complained about pee and puke
>>219169977she was talking about drywall before she got the mission
they need to make something really cool like a really big pizza or some theatre play
HALEY GANG WOOOO
Blane is underrated kino.
>>219170503
>>219170361I had this shit hung up on my wall
>>219170423based
>>219170485you'd do way better, right?
>>219170391What's with all these retards saying the dumbest shit about Bashir. Like why would a woman poking him or throwing shit at him get him to leave? He's been through three of those and the only reason Emma is still alive is because production made him stop retaliating. Everyone in chat also shouts cut his hair. Like first that's retarded because production will not let anyone charge at Bashir with scissors, that 100% going to end with someone stabbed, but also he'd bitch but get over it cause he's already talked about eventually cutting his hair.People seem to get off to the idea of doing petty shit to him and imagine him just breaking down and crying while they get patted on the back like some bullied middle schooler dreaming of getting over on their bully. It's pathetic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo2M_G0g8go
Bashir is so fucking annoying when he talks to the camera and production
>>219170391Nah retard. Theres a reason she won’t mess with him nor JamesShe would also just feel to bad to do anything with Landon, so she’s useless
>>219170361That's kinda true, I forgot that she used to look nice before Letty raped her
>>219170356probably the hottest one, those legs man ooomphhh. then there's payton, literal 10/10 face but body was mid, although hot for ftl standards. Carolina doesn't count.
>>219170510/ftl/ only ones that recognizes his greatness
What happened and why is Bashir crying
THERE'S METAL IN THE WOOD
they can only make the show entertaining by forcefulling changing everyones personality
The 10th anniversary of Bitchtank is this year btw
>>219170525shut up mints
I'm getting chinese food for lunch
>>219170543He bit into a chunk of metal because they have to open cans with knives.
Antara you're a fireworkCome on, show 'em what you're worthMake 'em go, "Awe, awe, awe"As you shoot across the sky
>he launches a vampire race war>he builds hyper capitalist empires that use orphans for food, power and entertainment>does it all in your minecraft server while you literally singing your kumbaya's like a faggotWho am I?
>we need an EMT! we need a can opener!
>>219170543second this
>>219170525This. So much this.It's fucking disrespectful. Jet is putting on an amazing show and he should appreciate that and not waste their time with this stupid shit.Mints post this in the thread - jet
>the guy who cant tie his own shoes says the can opener doesnt work and you just accept it without ever verifying
bitchtank and famous house 1+2 laid the foundationbloodgames 2, s4 and s5 nuked it all into dust
>>219170543A piece of metal finally showed up in the food from them opening canned goods with a knife. Bashir almost ate the piece of metal.
how does a zagnut taste like?
>>219170272Watch the show nigger, I'm not spoonfeeding you
>>219170518With the recent revelations that all Bashir hate comes from Redditors just ignore them. They probably screenshot their own posts for upvotes. Let them get filtered
bitchtank fucking sucked. only the biggest loser simps still dwell on it
>>219169359Landon did it in a really funny way until Jet and Ben had to get all salty and sent Ben to beat the shit out of Landon now he's too afraid to shit talk them. I fucking hate Jet and Ben for that.
Why can't people use can openers anymore? I could use one when I was 6.
Bongo is napping again.
>>219170567The best to ever do it, J "JD" D
>>219170525Am I the only one who enjoys when fishtank contestants talk to the camera lol?It's what separates it from "normie" reality TV where they're forced to act like they're on a film set.
>>219170585/bant/fags are in an endless loop of babbling about TJ and BitchtankThey are The Raped
less letty and claire type of stuffproduction should be 80% less on camera
>>219170591a lost art
>>219170568The stoic sufi japanese man who's entire world melts down when inconvenienced in the slightest
>>21917058560% of bitchtank enjoyers are unironic cucks
>>219170591i remember begging my mom to let me use the can opener when i was like 5 or 6 cuz it looked cool to use
>>219170122landon was beaten and raped
>>219170539He upstaged Drake yesterday in the movie.
>>219170591Production hasn't given them one. If you mean in general idk, boomers are just retarded.
>>219170582>With the recent revelations that all Bashir hate comes from Redditorsqrd??
>>219170518>the only reason Emma is still alive is because production made him stop retaliating.oh except for the part where he had ample time and opportunity to toss her out the door by grabbing her around the waist instead of waiting till ben and jet came up and then grab her by the arm and try to toss her. he failed
Jet Neptune’s Sleep Your Way to $50k Friend House
>>219170589Right? Your ego is so high that you can't handle being called shit by a guy who can't tie his own shoes?
>>219170585s h a d i
>>219170591zoomers don't know how
guy who didnt watch bitchtank and is mad he missed out on peak fishtank kino
>>219170560Alright it is very retarded that they have knives and no can opener
>>219170564If they don't fly out antara for week 4 I will be deeply disappointed.
>>219170585I can't take /ftl/ opinions seriously because of there being actual bitchtank fans in here
If I got on the show you all would love me because Im slow burn, acquired taste kino
>>219170628They have one
>>219170627truuuuuhaley gang 4 ever
>>219170619There is one, but none of them could figure out how to use it and Bashir assumed it was broken because all the retards said it was. Plus you have James Drake opening every can with a knife
so there's people in this thread unironically just watching director?
Bitchtank was cool in a meta way because we all knew it was just jet trying to groom bitches and we could watch a master groom them in real time
>>219170643it’s balanced out by famous house alex B patricians albeit
>>219170628they have a can opener but Landon said "it doesn't work" and everyone just believed him even though he probably had no idea how to use it
they should fly Antara in from india
>PLEASE SCHEDULE ME A DOCTORS APPOINTMENT I HAVE A BUG BITE>BENADRYL PLEEEEASE I NEED BENADRYL I HAVE A BUG BITE >PRODUCTION PRODUCTION PRODUCTION>PRODUCTION WHY AREN'T YOU GIVING ME BENADRYL >UMMM CAN YOU MAKE SURE IT'S THIS TYPE OF BENADRYL??>OMG I ALMOST DIED BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO OPEN A CAN>PRODUUUUUUUCTION PLEASE
jerked off to bingo last night, shamefullyIt was actually just my imagination cus I was in bed trying to sleep
There is actually a saying in the koran which says when finding metal in your food whine to the nearest authority figure
>>219170622I meant he would have kept trying till he actually killed her, not thrown her out because Bashir just keeps escalating till stopped.
what are they thinking about
>>219170652It's all there is unless you're a paypig.
>>219170605yes but your take is dumb af. talking to the camera is about as normie as it gets.
hehehe is GOATed
>>219169114>Bashir is a BIG FAN of Tayleigh!makes sense for this fag
>>219170664They said flights from India cost $2k and the bit probably wouldn't be that funny.They may do it for the finale though.
>>219170591only boomers use traditional can openers that cut the top of the can open and are very dangerous. most people who arent retarded use a can opener that applies pressure to the side of the can to break the glue seal and not leave a sharp edge. if you havnt used one or the other it could be confusing if you are presented with the other type
>>219170595she's sick
>>219170489>0 times fought backthats his whole thing
Mints getting knockout gamed by black teenagers in Atlanta groyper
What’s Landon’s job today
>>219170643bitchtank was kino and had an infinite amount more hot girls than season 5
>>219170652>watching fishtank instead of just shitposting
>>219170652sadly yes, I dont want to pay
>>219170684they made like 10k from the fortune cookie challenge at least
>>219170685>traditional can openers are dangerousHoly sissy
>>219170692cop
>>219170675whatever. he should have just picked her up and tossed her out immediately instead of going for her bags
>>219170668
>>219170673that's really fucked up anon the twins are psychic beings, she definitely would have sensed it.you pretty much just raped Bingo through the astral plane.
>>219170668I actually like that he keeps bothering production. I hope every time he knocks on the basement door the wiggers get woken up from their drug induced slumber.
>>219170692Hall monitor
>>219170691It's called the knockout game and eventually white people are gonna get tired of playing it
>>219170676cheese fries and cartoons
>>219170685you're defending your self insert by saying hurr it not him it him age and the can opener!!
>>219170591zoomers don't know how to use anything besides an iPhone or iPad I think
>>219170679>talking to the camera is about as normie as it getsThere isn't a single reality tv show outside of Fishtank that allows you to talk to the camera. It's as anti-normie as it gets.Unless you're literally still mindbroken by The Office 20 years later.
>>219170676mike v
>>219170673is anorexic pussy any good?
>>219170716Wouldn’t be the first time she’s been raped and certainly won’t be the last.
we need a 21 year old college drop out ghost hunter from kansas with a spectrometer and 135 iq puzzle gamer whos single but looking for someone cool
>>219170732you just know that shit stinks
I don't believe Alex is actually coming cus he'd be talking about it rn like a retard
>>219170725ok? why are you assmad
>>219170731Mike V should come on fishtank
The only man to have ever touched Bingo sexually was her dad and James Drake
Next season should be 14 days
what kind of can opener do they have?this?
>>219170725im not defending anything. that kid is straight up retarded but that doesnt negate anything i said. its fascinating how whenever anyone makes a comment ITTs you guys make it all about defending a fish you like or dont like
>>219170739next level
>>219170730this nigga here thinks ftl is the only semi-reality-tv streaming content out there lmao. nigga if you want to defend a contestant just say so, no need to elaborate on idiotic ideas like this. there's a reason everyone hated tayleigh for this
>>219170742the picture was ai
>west wing is down on the site but the director can pull it upi don't understand
>>219170711Yes. He has a habit of being dexterous and smooth when it matters the least and an uncoordinated unthinking retard when it matters the most. Must be the autism.
el estanque would be bigger if it was an english speaking show desuit is much more entertaining and chaotic than fishtank
Austin also posts YouTube links to shitty music, if you're wondering why that shit suddenly appeared in this thread and had nothing to do with the current season of fishtank
>>219170752I hate the pictures, they absolutely disgust me, but I do find your love for this hyper specific ritual post funny.
>>219170742He didn’t talk about BG2 until Burt leaked it.
>>219170744have you ever read something so dumb you have to tell that person how retarded they are? pretty much that.
>>219170769reload the site retard
>>219170764>niggayou have to go back.you're also 100% talking about shitty kick streams, which don't count as reality tv by any stretch of the imagination.
>>219170776
>Production, do your job>brooo you're like the most annoying nigga i ever fw bruh fr yall aint gettin shit nigga deal with bed bugs and malnutrition and eating metal bitch nigga *huffs gas*Bashir did nothing wrong
>>219170787what a bad website
Production/wiggers are the biggest pussies. They want to force themselves way too much into scenes, and then also cry like faggots when the Fish, who in this season have mogged them one time after another, start making demands. Why did Ben, Vance, and Jet not box James Drake?
>>219170772They only spoke English last season
when is the next elimination
>>219170776wtf will they look like in 2 weeks from now lol
the ai slop posters are the worst
>>219170739Claire or Summer?
>>219170752>HE AIN EVER TRIED ADRENACHROME AND ATE ORPHAN LEGS BEFORE
>>219170652I'm never giving them money again after I bought a Season pass for season one, and then bought one for season two and they 'lost' all the season passes, said to go to support to ask for a refund, I did that never got a refund and then they upped the price for a season pass for the rest of the season wanting me to pay again but more. Fuck that, I'll watch or free or not at all.
>>219170767nah man, might be bait tho
>>219170810JD walked so it got canceled.
Bring him back to make Drake seethe
tying jet up and dragging him across endless miles of broken glass with emmas jeep
Oh no he's praising Tayleigh again with some insane bullshit.
yknow, with the playlist down where I could fastforward through all the filler, Im starting to realize this show fricking sucks!
>>219170680
Maybe mints is right about Bashir if he's a tayfag
>>219170830yeah half this season has been like this. the fucked up part is that it was this boring even with the house full.
>>219170830Honestly, this. S2 was horrible post-Cole/Jimmy, but at least it had soul between the house, cigarette bar, and 70s outfits. This season is bland as shit.
this show freaking blows and its 100% because of jet being a stupid fuck up loser idiot
Where’s Bongo?
God, this cast sucks
guys, look at it this way. imagine how much worse it could be if bezo's stayed and was still there
>bashir acted like a dumbass with a knifelmao, even landon is smarter than bashir
>>219170732It has to be insanely tight. I was imagining taking that virginity and to kiss her
>>219170756dawg you think it's a normal thing a grown ass man doesn't know how to use a can opener
hehe look at his cute little feeties ^_^
>>219170870that's fair
>>219170858dorm bathroom, i saw her taking off her socks going in
>>219170830>I liked in s2 whenopinion disregarded
vicky left so long ago they have been working on freeloaders for weeksmuh traphouse where the fuck are they you gas huffing inbred
Has Emma done any career criminal activities?
@jet @mints @maejokI know at least one of you is here.I’m watching Director on Kick which is fine, but I can’t understate how hard you’ve fucked clippers by nuking restreamers that were broadcasting to <50 people. Notice the decline in webms, clips on X and so on. Very bad for business! These people were never going to pay for XL anyway. Sad!
>>219170884Screencaps?
>>219170852>muh sovlstfu faggot
Have or will sam, chris, frank, or xavier show up?
i just noticed how crooked bingo walksfeet completely pointed inwards
The music choices have been pretty good
I found the twin's mom's youtube and amazon e-book page but I checked my browser history and both are gone.
>>219170870true
JD successfully pulling off a gay op on production is based as hell
What is this gay roleplaying shit
Now that I think about it, I haven't seen any of them smoke. Are they all non-smokers/vapers or is this about not destroying the house?
>>219170900definitely chain up material
I'm assuming Emma took the hat? I didn't actually see
Watching the audition streams made me realize how retarded jet isHe rejects freaksHe rejects people with accents (which can be peak kino, like Tai)He rejects people who are "too normal"It's so fucking gay
>>219170891>@jet @mints @maejok>I know at least one of you is here.they're not>>219170898yep, they all showed up the other day and left already. it was really lowk so doubt there are any clips. sorry you missed it!
>>219170810>fishtank>eliminations
Bingo should use the $50k for her scalp issues.
>>219170826At the bare minimum they should turn him into a TTS voice because that alone would cause rage. Freeloader JD could be good though, I would appreciate his bullshit more knowing he can’t actively sneak his way into the final (undeserved)
>>219170894she was doing it halfway in the bathroom and the playlist is dead so capping is tuff, here's the og one though
season 2 without question has the worst fans, they're all insane
>>219170824where was it posted?
>>219170919she was doing something in there earlier but I didn't catch it. Probably.
>let me reinvent the wheel>wait why doesnt it work
>>219170518> He's been through three of those Except he isn't. He's been coddled by production and past week 1 he never had to endure shit and the plant kamikaze was the only time he actually made a play. The credit is used up, it's time he does something or that production gives him an ACTUAL obstacle for once.
>>219170917>non-smokers/vapersI thought vaping was smoking wtf
this season has barely any ritualpostsSAD!
>>219170922>can be peak kino, like taidid you actually just say that
>>219170917Not allowed to smoke in a rental.
>>219170810what's that
>>219170917its about not destroying the house and they all either vape or zyni know emma, bashir, and bongo are nic addictedjd and vicky were too
>>219170923yea they are
>>219170917the gum james drake is always chewing is nicotine gum.
>>219170917they smoked a hookah early on
>>219170802>Why did Ben, Vance, and Jet not box James Drake?To give them a shred of credit they did at least publicly and to his face say that he would absolutely destroy them all. Less honorable is that they’re flying Jeet Wes out from Finland so he can do the job for them.
>>219170870he almost managed to push vicky day 1. he would've destroyed everyone or destroyed himself in the process first, but either way it would've been funnier than whatever happened there.
>>219170917ben was smoking a cig in the doorway of the cell challenge
Why does Sam coddle Jeet Ineptitroon so much? Put someone competent in charge.
Alex Stein has been making the same content since like 2022https://x.com/i/status/2038350455651147893
>>219170935famous house is the only season with good fans desu (except binxsimps and paytroons)
>>219170950Tai was peak
>>219170917they have a hookah but every smoker is using a vape, no idea if some of them actually smoke rather than vape in their normal lives.
>>219170870Bezo would undoubtedly get his shit pushed in by someone else by week 2 and that would have been great to watch
>>219170970based
>>219170922>spend hours on it for a trap house redesign>go to sleep and do nothing for days
>>219170941Shut up retard. He was a lightning rod for every chaotic force on the first week and then anytime Emma, JD or Drake felt worried about their position in the house.He was not coddled, I'm sorry no one likes whatever retard you are going to tell me is actually the super awesome one saving the season.
>>219170797HES THE CREATOR OF THE SHOW LEAVE HIM ALONE
>>219170958nah i can't stress enough how much they are not and never will be in any ftl threads
>>219170970i think alex stein is a faggot and dont like his contentbut hes good on the fishtank
>>219170969True Jet is secretly angry Jet makes an incredibly succesful show that makes millions that he has to do nothing to profit on. Jet is such a failure like us
Will people really pay money to watch Jet and Ben drive around?
everybody hates jethe needs to get fired or set on fire
>>219170935>>219170971why do people feel the need to split themselves up into tribes and not just accept the positives and negatives of each season without freaking out over which one was "objectively better" than the last
>>219170898>samRoided subhuman busy recording PSC and his political crap, no>chrisDysgenic creature got old two seasons ago, no>frankOne trick pony obese washed up Burt cocksleeve liability, no>xavierBald and unfunny attention whore, no
>>219170942It's probably just as bad as smoking for your health but the difference in lung capacity and smell is gigantic. t. smoked for 10 years, been vaping for 9
>>219170917Its like a $1.5m house they're probably going to resell. Not gonna fuck it with smoke
>>219170797Ben is a manlet faggot bitch
>>219170950/ftl/ is a Tai board faggot.
They're playing the Art Bell playlist.
kek Bash benadryl posting again
>>219171010>True Jet is secretly angry Jet makes an incredibly succesful show
>>219171039i thought it was stuff he only knew because he played vice city
You kids are too spoiled. Back in my day Jon telling his obviously fake firefighter stories and getting kicked in the head was peak content.
>>219171010Who's Jet? Which show makes millions? I was talking about Jeet Ineptitroon, the failson producer of Fishtank, this is /ftl/, are you lost?
artist guys, what are we memorizing this season?
in japan
>>219171045Facts though
>>219171020because famous house fans are aristocratic patricians surrounded by pond-scum
>>219171007this is the right opinion
Someone needs to be FBI so they can pull rank on Landon and play the twin peaks soundtrack instead.
>>219170999sure man whatevernot like i've seen it with my own eyes or anything
>>219170830theres not a lot of dynamics going on this season.
>>219171035They are renting.
One thing that sticks out about season 5 is that the fish are rarely alone. It's always either everyone in the dorm or everyone in the bar or everyone in the cell or something. There are advantages to that and you need to do that sometimes, but something is noticeably missing. I remember watching season 1 and Letty would be alone in her room and I'm watching her in her room talking shit about everyone else and I'm sitting there agreeing with her and TTS is joining in and they're telling her to throw a piece of shit into Sylvia's room and then she actually does it. That doesn't happen if everyone is in the room with her.Have you ever known someone who you would only see in the presence of another friend? And then finally you find yourself alone with that person and realize you don't know them and you don't like them and you just happen to have a friend in common who you hang out with at the same time? If Fishtank is a parasocial experience then the same principles will apply to it.We're over halfway into season 5 and I don't really know who I want to win. It seems like something I'm watching rather than a real thing that's happening in real time like previous seasons did.
did you guys know bashir went to japan?that's so quirky!
>>219171022>It's probably just as bad as smoking for your health please stop hurting urself anon
>bongo doesn't have any clothes to check shes in the shower>bongo is NAKED in the shower, she doesn't have anything to searchwe get it bitch, damn, you don't need to keep coombaiting your sister, shit is odd as fuck
another smell acquiredgood job drake
>>219171022Interesting. Always curious what everyone's smoking, as it seems like a constant thing for people. Is it just nicotine vape? Basically smoking, but with concentrate in an electronic package? Legit curious, as this stuff is everywhere. Guess it provides a super weak buzz?
>>219171056and we loved it!fucking take me back bro….
is the UserScript still working?// ==UserScript==// @name pooptank
>>219171020unevolved subhuman monkeys
>>219171021(you)
first pulls on heroic are happening now
Are they playing so much copyrighted music just to make sure any yt stream gets nuked?
in japan they have mizu and you can drink it
>>219171055either way, it's 3 in a row for old C2C bumper music
>>219171020S3 is objectively superior and the people that dislike it are subhumans
>>219171007Not really. He sucked on S1 and S2, but I guess was okayish on S3. I don't really mind him being on the show, but it's not like he's fantastic or anything.
>>219171071you being a gullible retard doesn't change anything
>>219171067true
Bongo has been in the bathroom for 30 minutes.
>>219171105You're 20 minutes away bro, just hop over there uninvited
>>219171020are you retarded? the whole point is that season 2 fans are completely different to the rest
>>219171137Trying to figure out how to flush a toilet
>>219171132seeing threads open on someone's phone irl makes me gullible? ok
>Crockett’s Theme starts playingkino
>>219171096i would guess its a stronger buzz since you can control the concentrations?im not sure tho>t. nic pouch user in the process of quitting
>>219171035>>219171083Why do they rent when they know Fishtank, they always fuck the house up. Just buy a shithole somewhere, a couple of trailers and weld them together so they can fuck them up and it's fine. It was complete fucking gay that Beth was kicked because of 'water wars' with Bashir. None of them want to do anything even remotely edgy because they're scared of being kicked out if they fuck the house up.
Alex Stein was very funny in S3. He won’t be funny in this season.
>>219170995>he was not coddledHe was brought back from being eliminated and production never fucked with him once.Laura never fucked with him once.Emma throwing his gay shit out was the only time he faced any true adversity and as soon as James teams up with anyone else he goes>bro where is the trust?>I thought we were le friends! >I... I just don't like peepeepuke! :/IDK why you're gay for this blender but if you actually look at the facts, he has yet to face proper hassling.
I actually dont remember Alex Stein being in S3 at all, when did it happen?
>>219171171Famous House 2. He showed up in Vegas for a little bit too.
>>219171171Famous House 2
>>219171158Hopefully Jet got the drive it off a cliff insurance for the extra $5 a day.
>>219170935All the real niggers left when Cole was kicked. The only people who remained were hardcore Sam Hyde dickriders who went full mondo discord looney troon. They overhyped the season so much after Cole got kicked that they now believe it was the best season ever because all their discord trans friends said so.
>>219171171Fh2 portion. He was alex diamond or something
>>219171171FH 2.0
Does Jet kick up money to Sam like he's Paulie in the Goodfellas?
>>219171171during famous house 2, he was recognized by kawan who called him alex primestein, he was playing the part of an executive who was gonna cancel famous house or something
>>219171018Even at the most dead times during the last offseason, the site would still show at least 200 people online and there would always be chatters. Niggas was paying for monthly season passes when there was nothing on the site! Even more will pay for jet's mcdonalds roadtrips.
SHOW'S STARTIN, BOYS
yfw Drake gets to do a pit check on Emma, and you don't
>>219171086I think some of the faults of this season can be attributed to the dorm having all the beds instead of actually using all of the bedrooms. the unlocking rooms are cool but separate bedrooms do a lot for causing natural conflict and groups forming
>>219171171he checked burt's teeth
>>219171153>guys trust me i'm friends with productionlying to win an argument is seriously gay
>>219171163>face proper hasslinghe got totally bitched out by Anissa in the cell
>>219170391>effort she put into hassling JDjd himself put like 90% of the performance leading to his crashout, any man would say>fuck off -> whateverand ignore her, jd was for some reason the side of escalation, it was his performance, not her
>>219171007I kind of hate him on fishtank. He's just yelling really daily wire tier right wing jokes. t's no different from yelling movie lines or references. Really don't get the appeal. He's been laughed at in all 3 seasons, with Season 3 specifically being kind of sad as the second he walked in the house everyone knew he was trying to do a bit and he got no respect/authority despite having to host for a few days.
>>219171171During Famous House 2. All I remember is making Burt his pet and making him MAGA larp, which was pretty funny, and then giving reality show advice to the FH2 cast which didn't even matter because they all ended up getting kicked out after he left lol
>>219171163Ok I already called you retarded, you didn't have to provide evidence of it. You can stop talking now, we understand you don't know what your talking about. Maybe go sit quietly in the corner and draw a picture like the twins.
>>219171171he was the head of the networkalex platinum or something
>>219171086I noticed every winner of fishtank would go off alone sometimes and connect to the audience by talking directly to tts.
>>219171161Alex Stein is good when he's interacting with norms not autistic retards
>>219171222i'm not their friend and i'm not lying either
Do you guys think the twins would be willing to move out to live with me? I can support the two of them but I can’t support their mom too.
>>219171196Bongo getting me bricked up. She's going to look so hot by the end of this because she'd lose a lot of weight while still having fat in all the right places.
>>219170525stfu Mints
>>219171234>this is what emmafags are simping forgrim
in your opinion, who had the best monologue last night?
>>219169148Skull is almost 40 and lives with his parents and stalks a random ethot named chanchan that is repulsed by him
>>219171200sam is gonna buy all his shares for pennies and replace him after these clusterfucks
>>219171194https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqCrGIyGxCorelevant Bam content
>>219169132>all of the good anons moved to a feminist gossip gangstalking forumi'll pass
>wanna try one of these new tic-tacs? they're all the ragegotta love uncle bam
>>219171253I simp for Midge, I don't know what you're talking about
>>219170755Knives.
Is this going to be the first season without frank, fatty, and alex stein in the second half?
>>219170489>0 times fought backWhat?>>219170391probably not
>HE NEVER TRIED THE NEW TIC-TACS BEFORE
>>219171245>trust me guys I'm not lying because... I'm just not okay!i stand by my statement. production is not and will not ever be in these threads. end of discussion, bye bye faggot
>>219171200Jet pays tribute to the head rabbi Shmuel Hydenberg like the good little goy he is
>>219171234A fucking lepper gnome
great bam is here, time for everyone to fanboy
>>219171163Production has been against him the whole time, they even sent vance to fight him on mints behalf but he got beat up instead kek
Bashir is a Taytriot? Sold all my LAND for BASH
>>219169132I use both, I'm civilized man.
>>219170950Yes?
>>219171096I have one of the pen-like vapes, I was always addicted to nicotine so I use a cigarette flavor liquid with 20mg of nicotine which is the maximum you can get here. There are liquids with no nicotine though which always seemed retarded to me, but who am I to judge? The bad thing about vaping is ironically related to one of the strong points (the lack of smell on your hair and clothes), as I know vape constantly but when I smoked cigarettes I never did it in the car or inside my house.
Jeet ineptitroon will never be a good actor or funny. He will always be an obnoxious wigger chud who will never heal from being MOGGED by Frank.
>>219170844He's just being nice, nobody actually liked Tayleigh.
the bam-bashir kinship is so cute
>>219169983*buy
The opener. The can opener.
Bongo is dying! She needs immediate medical attention! Please Bongo, put your health above your desire to win!
I like how Bam thinks any non-Christian religion is some mystical epic religion that holds the mystery of the universe or somethingSuch a new age boomer
Laura (aka greatest freeloader of all time) is killing it today. Total female Frank Hassle vibes. She’s mogging the tank like no other. I’m so glad she was brought on. Also she’s definitely not fucking disgusting to look at so that makes it even better
>>219171288Jeet ineptitroon can't stand Frank or anyone else with genuine talent.
What's the word on the new Dr Pepper tic-tacs
Bam doing bumps in the basement again, I see
>>219171318I thought that but for no reason he brought Tay up again unprompted and went on a rant about how she's a female warrior and something about the female fighter archetype. Idk but it was very gay.
>>219171318i liked tayleigh from like week2 onwards
>Bashir x Drake>Bashir x Bamfujos eating good this season
>>219169311Been a fan of the twins since day 1. Landon took me a few days to start liking.
>>219171296im not gonna expose myself lol why are you so mad about me knowing a fact?
>>219171356Its the bee's knees
FREEZE
>>219171314yeah, the convenience + "always there" aspects made me way more addicted than I ever was to cigarettesI did use the non-nic juice to quit though, maybe a personal thing but it helped tbqh
how am i going to tell mother about this?
What will be in jet and ben's van adventures
If Emma's face is that greasy then her feet must smell really bad
>>219171318Tayleigh was only likeable in her first week on S2, but we soon learned it was all an act and she revealed her true paranoid crybully self
Just me or kind of a boring day so far? I've been watching cucumberfeet videos to catch up on stuff I missed but it seems like he skips or misses or overtrims interesting stuff in favor of boring conversations, and is constantly spamming his retard feelings as the viewer this season
>>219171366just cut the bullshit and say you want to fuck bashir
>>219171372Jet here, this guy is telling the truth
>>219171234drawing has microcephaly for a reasonshe survives only as parasite, not as human being on her own, when she has no host to suck energy from, she is in coma, waiting for another prey, not even actively hunting, just waiting
jfc how hard is it to operate a PTZ? these wiggers are fucking retarded
>>219169778urbanspook being a fishtank fag is so funny to me
DR. PEPPER TICTACS
>>219171395>constantly basedfacing to the camera and glazing sam every time she could>likeable
>>219171402>>219170034
>>219171376DOUBLE FREEZE
Indian police
Someone make one for s5
Eating some cheese fries rn
>>219171355Hi Frank. Spitting on the floor and being a disgusting person isn't a talent by the way.
bam cheers me up
>>219171402there is literally nothing to recap because nothing is happeninglook at the stream now it's been on for 6 7 hours of nothing
>>219169311i liked james drake from the starti liked landon when he started shit testing productioni liked bashir as he slowly revealed his personality which im a fan ofi liked jd once i realized how much the vibe nuke factor is great for the show
The busy work jobs are a good addition. But the wiggers use them as the main attraction so they can be lazy rather than a background theme like they should.
>Danny Duncan mentionedunironically would be sick to see him on the show.
>>219171402>Just me or kind of a boring day so far?dude they are literally just existing. nothing has happened
I know his name is on the basement board, but why have the fish been talking about Alex? Also expect the wiggers to just write random bullshit on there in the future if it's true that he's coming. This is the second time that Bam has leaked shit by posting photos of that board.
>>219171086Very gay retarded way of wording it.What is missing is people treating TTS as a character and forming a relationship (good or bad) with the TTS.In season 1 Josie, Letty and Vance would all interact with TTS like its own character.In season 5 the only one who does this is Bashir but he is too much of a fan so he knows exactly how TTS works and how the audience acts.A big reason why people don't interact with TTS as another person in the room is because the wiggers have become more retarded and TTS is badly moderated. Too much snitching. Drake no longer talks to TTS because they all snitch.The twins only interact with the letters with names. They know certain names and interact with those people.Older contestants had a better sense of not being alone. You are not alone in a room. You have a thousand people watching you. Season 5 contestants are very dismissive of TTS, the TTS is just something to laugh at.
>>219171430tay-tay-what-a-bae took a LOT of shit during her stay in fishtank
>>219170034>>219171437BRAIN FREEZE!https://youtu.be/KdEPYjo8jhg
>>219171430They all were. You could argue Trish was even worse with how obvious she was trying to let Sam know she wants to fuck him
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>>219171389Hate and death of course!
The GOO room unlocks tommorow But what even is the goo room? We need to discuss this.
>>219171298>goyJews would never give hundreds of thousands of bucks for free to a goy. In this analogy jeet would be a jew too.
>>219171463Blane has made everything very meta. Ever since he showed up they’ve been talking about previous seasons and previous contestants more.
Bashir likes tayleigh?More proof he's the smartest fish wve3 in the show
5 more hours until something forced will happen btw
frank showing up wouldn't work because james drake could probably throw him out the house
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>>219171490it stands for Go Outside Operation and they will cut cams for a few hours before bringing it back up to show all the fish travelling in the RV to Vegas so they can bet it all on black!
>>219171490i wonder if there will be a lot of goo in the goo room
>>219171506Frank weighs 300 pounds. Drake is strong, but I don't think he'd be able to manhandle Frank
>>219171463It's no surprise that legendary contestants can come up in random conversation
>>219169812>I ALREADY PAID JET>LEAVE ME ALONE
>>219171490based off the floorplan it is smaller than all the other rooms
>>219171490it's full of sybians and vibrators. emma, laura and the twins will be locked in there and forced to squirt everywhere
>>219171402It's pretty much S1We wait for 8 hours until production stops getting high and can give them some gay roleplay challenge
>>219171454>>219171460Landon is being a cop and I guess there's a fake sauna now? And Drake is talking about his fake task while failing at it and already missed a hug opportunity
>>219169812$10 too much Should be paying me to watch this sloppa
>>219171537I was just wondering if the wiggers dropped a hint to them that he's the next freeloader.
>>219171545How did you become that way? Molested? Porn?
>>219171515Nigger
I got a gifted season pass!!
>>219171576>"Dude that's fucked up! How could you post that on the shit cum nigger faggot gore porn website!?"
>>219171571Oh, nothing happened since last night. They were up til' 5 AM playing RDR2. There weren't any hints about upcoming freeloaders in the past 2 days either.
>>219171576over the top edginess to get attention or to cope with lack of personality
>>219171545Punished pisstankkings...we finally clawed it back
>>219171628lol that's so fucking stupidit was Halo 3, faggot
>>219171450Hi Jeet. Being a pussyless wigger surrogate son of a crypto millionaire doesn't entitle you to insert yourself into every other scene. Nothing you have ever done on screen has ever made anyone laugh. Even when Sam wrote your lines.
retard mints can't even be bothered to move the Bar PTZ on Bam
Gentlemen code yellow begin the subliminal messages the ones that go into my favor
>>219170489Retard
>>219171576>>219171633Why do kf retard whores come here to pretend to think ultra mainstream mild safe horny bdsm stuff is "extreme"?Like at least wait until some footfag posts or someone tortureposts, this is normalfag tier stuff you're reacting to.
>>219171687Dude it's 2pm Jet is asleep for at least another 3 hours. Get help.
>>219169597>AB would encourage watching PPV and not giving the wiggers a cent?Yeah, its how AB used to consume the show like any other KF poster.
>>219171710didn't you get the memo? we're all based Christian heckin pure moralfags now who scoff at naughty language and cover our eyes when grody stuff is on screen!
>>219171710i never thought it was extremeyou can find stupid shit like that all over reddit and discordmy point still stands in those cases as well
>>219171545>>219171625>>219171710>>219171687(You) seriously need help.
>>219171472The endless spam and stupid shit has devolved the TTS a lot too. If I was in the tank I would just be ignoring it by default by now too. Like you can only take so many of the same repeated insults before not bothering to even listen anymore. Good luck getting Bashir to even acknowledge a TTS about being a Muslim, let alone respond to it now.
>>219169144They did him so fucking dirty here.
>>219170852>S2 was horrible post-Cole/JimmyActually if you ask anyone they'll always identify the period post Summer until Nifty/Taylor/Dumbgay's arrival as the weakest period of season 2. You know, the period Cole was main character and did nothing but whine and cry before kwabbing out the door.
>>219171936yeah Cole leaving in S2 was the equivalent of Bezo leaving S5
what personality disorder does James Drake have?he lies and gaslightstries to be "friends" with everyonecleans the house and then expects everyone to just surrender at his feetno remorsefake tears"yo dude I didn't mean to do that, I didn't want to steal your immunity it was for fun"
>>219172007He's a sociopath.
>>219171067i was gonna reply something else but this is pretty much true and there really isn't that much to discuss
>handing cookies at the airportthat was funny as shit. also ICE in Airports is FUCKING BASED. The vids of triggered purple haired freaks recording themselves calling ICE nazis or whatever and the guys just bursting out laughing are kino.
>>219171576you're watching a puke and pee themed humiliation livestream created by two pedophile sociopaths
>GTAIII
>>219172007He thought this was an actual reality show.
