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>"One does not simply walk into Mordor"
>Heroes win by simply walking into Mordor and destroying the ring
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they had a complex walk into Mordor
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>>219169131
They didn't just walk into Mordor. They stealthily snuck into Mordor through the lesser known staff only entrance.
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I love the part when Frodo and Sam finally get to the gate and they suddenly realize they have no plan on how to walk into Mordor
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>>219169131
>One
Three went into Mordor.
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>>219169131
They needed thousands of men to turn up in support of their walk
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>>219169286
Also a lot of those men died
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>>219169131
One did not simply walk into Mordor.

But two best bros did.
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yes, Boromir was a retard and designed as a self insert for cuckolds
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>>219169131
They walked into Mordor but it wasn't simple, and involved one of them almost getting eaten by a giant spider and getting captured by orcs, and other very close brushes with death
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>>219169286
those men also walked
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>>219172944
but they didn't walk into mordor, they stayed outside
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>>219169131
they climbed into Mordor
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>>219169131
>Wan does not simply walk into mordor
Asians don’t have a lot of endurance apparently
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>>219169286
To save millions
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>>219169131
Boromir didn't realize that Frodo and gang had a weapon greater than any Saruman or Sauron could conjure - plot armor
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>>219169131
Famous LOTR quotes not in the books

"One does not simply walk into mordor"
"they're taking the hobbits to eisengard"
"gondor calls for aid"
"A wizard is never late..."
"How about dying side by side with a friend"
"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future"
"you bow to no one"



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