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Name one person that can beat Frank Dux in a fight
Protip: You can't.
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>>219170991
Ashida Kim could defeat him with his ninja death touch.
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>>219170991
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>>219170991
>56 round knockout tournament
did he realize the amount of participants that would require
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Me.
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>>219170991
Frank dux is what people Seagal thinks he is
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>>219170991
No one has ever come close to matching his record. Even 90 year old Frank Dux could beat the vast majority of the UFC roster.
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>>219170991
In the movie? The Mongolian actually had him on the ropes till he got cocky and threw the fight
In real life? Steven Segal uses Akido to throw him around
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>>219172081
Seagull's knees are gone. He has to film most of his scenes while sitting down now.
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>>219172260
And yet he'd still take Frank Dux in mortal combat
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>>219170991
Chuck Norris
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>>219170991
>Contrary to his claims, Dux's military records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act show that he never served overseas, that he has not been given the Medal of Honor or any other award, and that in January 1978 he was referred for psychiatric evaluation after he expressed "flighty and disconnected ideas"

dux more like faux
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>>219170991
He would barely be average today.
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>>219171424
What, it's only 72 quadrillion contestants
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>>219172705
fabricated lies
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>>219172705
>he thinks the government has declassified Dux's real records
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>>219171424
That’s just 112 competitors dude
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>>219172260
Even old, fat and sitting he keeps making kinofights. What a legend.
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>>219172705
>Frank, where’s the trophy katana you won in the Kumite?
>dude I traded it to save children in a hostage negotiation
Dux’s entire life is a lie. In the 70s and 80s you could literally just tell people you were anything and no one had the resources to disprove it.
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>>219173332
Also if any of that shit were true the triads would have killed him
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>>219170991
Right here, brother.
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Why didn’t Dux compete in MMA?
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>>219173775
he would've killed those nancy boys
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>>219173775
Imagine him in any of the first 3 UFCs when literal mall ninjas were competing.
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>>219174004
wtf is mall ninja?
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>>219174021
Frank Dux
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>>219170991
Only sensei segal stands a chance
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>BloodierSport Frank Twoeux
make it happen hollywood
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>>219170991
>No way, USA!
DUX DEFEATED!
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>>219174309
>chinaman reneges on his disapproval and yells "OK USA"
why was he so based?
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>>219170991
Casey Ryeback from Under Siege
>b-but seagal fat
Seagal is in his prime in the original, beats Tommy lee Jones in a knife fight and takes on a group of mercenaries

Frank dux wins a random tournament while running from the cops
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>>219172260
What's the point of slapping your bicep?
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>>219172926
I miss the Pinkman
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>>219170991
Duh, Frank Dux basically singlehandedly invented fighting
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I just want to know if the people making the movie believed him. Like did they think, “wow this guys very legit life story is amazing, let’s make a documentary about it but make it a blockbuster movie” because that’s what it seems like, it seems pretty sincere. Or, did they meet him and were like “lmao this is amazing, this retard has made up so much shit about his life it would make a great movie” and the whole thing is tongue in cheek making fun of him. Which seems also possible. But then the “records” they display at the end, does that mean it was serious? Or more trolling. I just can’t tell. I need to know
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>>219176593
Have you considered Frank Dux is 100% legit and the virgin Steven Seagal who is now fat hired an army of slanderers to ruin his credibility?
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>>219176742
For a legit guy he sure seems like a fag. I used to argue with him on martial arts forums in the 90s. If he was such an important guy why was he spending time arguing with a 9 year old on the very early internet
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>>219176975
Probably because like all great men he enjoyed shitposting.
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>>219176975
No fight is too small to not be worth a win.
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>>219173775
MMA is fake
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>>219176331
transfers killer chi to your other arm
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>>219170991
Frank Dux's life is basically just an IRL Navy seal copypasta shitpost from before the internet.
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>>219170991
thanos



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