It's over.
finally. thanks for letting me know
Doesn’t the first one have a 50%? Even that one isn’t good
>>219176708>will still make a billion
The games don't even have a story wtf did they make films about? You run left to right and hit gay bowser 3 times and she kisses your cheek.
So does it matter or it does not matter, make up your mind Nigger.
>>219176708It's only an hour and 38 minutes? Look at all the stuff they packed into it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rcl0aiwixwHow are they going to squeeze all this in a movie that's shorter than The Dark Knight?
>>219177010These bad reviews are bought, using reverse psychology to drive ticket sales.>oh it's really bad? we HAVE to go see italso reaction channelbaitITS SO FUCKING TIRESOME
>>219176708stop making threads then
>>219177076go back Ivan we love mario bing bong wahoos
>>219177068holy shit the era of "look confused toward the audience needs to end"i guess it's clearly for ages 3-8
How do we fix the Neo-Zoomer? Set mandatory sloppa curfews?
>>219176708The Super Mario Galaxy Movie isn't actually that good of a movie? Good God, I'm flabbergasted! I shan't be seeing it now
everything she touches turns to shit
>>219176708I mean, it obviously looked like a clusterfuck from the trailers.Will sadly make money from kids and millennials though.
>>219176708>>219177010>>219177085wow i cant wait for the eceleb videos to come out trashing it then 2 months later say it was actually based and redpilled
>>219176708is it a shock? the first one was terrible uninspired slop too. it'll still make a gazillion dollars
>>219176708
>>219176708>Skipping Super Mario World to do GalaxyGay
>>219178825Yea the first one is the Toyota of movies
>>219178898leet reference.
>>219178825Sadly this.
SLOP CONFIRMED
>>219178920Yoshi is considered World dumbass
>>219176708Glad I only watch Sonic movies instead.
>>219178547I'm waiting for The Quartening review
Yeah no shit. The first movie was trash and literally no one wanted a second one. Bet the Fox cameo amounts to fuck all as well. It's just there to dickpull Star Fox fans.
>>219178992The kpop movie was like this too and they liked it
>>219179037You understood me, faggotWO WO YO HO HO
>>219179328K-pop Demon Hunters had cute waifus
>>219178547Bro it’s joever, just shave it off. People are laughing at your combover
>>219176708Oh boy glad i didnt waste my time showing my kids a fun movie. Ill make sure to show them the latest acclaimed LGBT focused therapy session created by a future outed groomer
>>219179771Anon, the Mario movies are woke. Peach is a Mary Sue Girlboss who beats everyone up and saves Mario. Mario and Peach aren’t even dating/in-love because Nintendo mandated it.
these posts have the exact same discourse as the last mario movie. from the sounds of it it’s just the same movie without the origin story
>>219180317OH MY CTHULHU
>>219178741I hate e-celebs so much
>>219176708Eve Jeremy Jahns said it wasn’t good.
>>219179203Nobody that fat has a right to be so smug.
>>219180611How can you tell he's fat? All you see is his head.
>>219177068This trailer isn't edited, this is how the scenes play in real time
>>219180679Do you need to see more than that? Get your lardar fixed Anon.
i'm mentally retarded
>>219181133Then you will like this movie. I also recommend James Gunn Superman for you.
>>219181073Lmao why do you have this image saved
>>219180679Are you serious? His head is fat as shit
>>219182022i'm retarded, not an idiot
>>219178741>Tord
I'm not joking when I say video game fans don't deserve accurate adaptations, the Bob Hoskins Mario movie is so weird and creative that its watchable beyond key dangling baby slop
>>219185232I wonder whatever happened to that norwigger
>>219179328>Mario coasting on its recognizability>a brand new ip is just like thisyou smoking rocks anon?
>>219179203wtf i thought the cynicalbrit died?
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>>219176708How bad are the positive reviews?
>>219177060>/tv/ is two people
>>219182079To show you that I was correct on my fat assessment.
