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When the critics are saying that AI can make movies better than Hollywood, I don’t think this industry is gonna make it, guys.
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BOING
WAHOOO
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>>219176823
i'm waiting for Armond's review first
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>>219176867
>Bing Bang Yeehaw
-Mario, Super Mario 64
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>>219176913
Me too
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>>219176823
This is going to ensure that Disney+ wins the streaming war. HBOchads fought valiantly but we're still going to lose.
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did people just forget that Illumination fucking suck or something
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>muh AI
if it’s good it’s good simple as
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>>219176913
did he review the first one? i don't think he gives a fuck about Mario, he'd rather watch and review some other European gay porno
although he did give a positive review to Minecraft
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>>219176823
>anti-movie
What did Bingtendo do to have them sperg out like that?
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>>219176823
You know what, I'm calling it. This is the movie that's going to be the evolutionary dividing line for critics. You get it and you're still in the game, or you don't and the rest of the future of movies baffles you.
I've seen some pretty experimental movies in my day and have a strong suspicion whatever Mario 2 is it isn't an "anti-movie."
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>>219177180
They genuinely just don't understand the appeal of the IP.
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>>219176823
every review i saw so far said the same thing, that its a glorified ad with no plot, even the positive ones say its nonsensical but at lest its mario

i dont hold high expectations
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>>219176823
It just seems nauseatingly crammed with references. Why is it World, Yoshi's Island, Sunshine, Galaxy, AND Odyssey?
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What is an anti-movie?
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I liked the first movie except for the soundtrack. Hopefully there's not any shitty ACDC in this one and just Mario music. Critics hating it makes sense because I'm guessing it's like the first one and filled to the brim with easter eggs and references they don't understand and won't appreciate. Sadly the movie has to be worse for me and fans for it to ever appeal to the critics.
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>>219177644
even gaming sites says it makes 0 sense even if you know the games
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>>219177612
every scene being made to become a tiktok or youtube short
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>>219177612
A glib facsimile of a movie.
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>>219177763
People really need to just accept that slop is the future and is here to stay.
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>>219177612
A movie that makes no attempt to actually tell a narrative or utilize its medium for anything other than being an hour long montage of cameos and pop culture references.
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>>219177612
It has same mass of a normal movie, but with the opposite electric charge.
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>>219178328
Sounds like kino
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>>219177180
Critics are losing tolerance for slop. Maybe you people should catch up to them.
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>>219178445
I bet you’d love Ready Player One
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>>219177612
a fun movie
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>>219176823
I guess seeing that vomiting color palette is very tiring for almost two hours, I can understand why. Just look at the post pic.



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