>I didn't say I knew him, I said he sucked me on the cock.
>How dare you show your back to me? NIGGER! You will remove your helmet and tell me your name.
>>219177357that was a cringe moment for unc ngl
>Fire and Blood, Maximus...Fire and Blood
>>219177357>>219177590>>219178517I remember all of these vividly.
>Husband to a murdered son, Father to a murdered wife, and I will have my revenge
>this film has a recent sequel which is so unremarkable none of the board's users have ever bothered making a thread about it
>>219178767Lmao I completely forgot it existed thanks for reminding me
>in Nazi Germany?
>>219178595Owner of a murdered cat, steward to a drowned goldfish....
>Thundering Jupiter, watch over my wife and son with a ready sword.
Do you have a name?>I am a Gladiator(2000).720p.BrRip.x264
>>219177357he didn't say that
>>219178767Denzel was alright in it
>>219177357>The captcha, sometimes it makes the post glitch.
>They tell me your son, squealed like a femboy when they nailed him to the cross. And your wife...moaned like a BBC loving Queen of Spades when they clapped her cheeks, again, and again
>>219179526patron of a tired barber...
>mfw I learned that Marcus Aurelius was a real guy
>>219177357>You would have made a wonderful Cesar>But you're a fucking woman
>>219183465The real life Commodus was alot funnier and more pathetic than movie Commodus
>>219181272vgh... roman femboys...
I tried reading Meditations but it was so fucking boring.
>AM I NOT SIGMA
>>219183718You're supposed to meditate them
>>219183718It’s a much funnier read when you realize that Marcus was completely high off of opium wine the entire time he wrote it
>>219177357Did he out drink those sailors?
>>219183465>We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had 5 good emperors, we had adopted sons, we had everything we needed, and Roman Empire ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, governed, and conquer as many land as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to choose your retard son as successor! If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now!
>*chuckles* YOU knew Sneedus Aurelious?>I did not say I knew him, I said he touched me on the shoulder once!
>>219183718him coping about his cheating whore wife was pretty funny
You will buck break me again, but not yet... not yet
>>219183558Kek he really was an unlikable edgy faggot
>>219183558I dunno man, if I saw a man kill 100 lions in a day I’d make it a point to be polite if I ever met him.
>>219180295Kek
>>219186312What's the passage??
>>219177357>Marcus Aurelius was a great man.
>>219180863Kek
is gladiator the most overrated film of all time?
>I DID NOT SAY I KNEW HIM. I SAID I SHAT NEXT TO HIM ONCE!
>>219195020>tfw it's your first day on vacation in Rome and you think the vinegar sponge is an appetizer
