I dont get it, how could she possibly pleasure herself without inserting something into her vagina?
what you've never seen a chick flip flap her jim jams?
i was below the surface. both of them
>>219177689the stream of water hits her clit and bingo bango she cooms
>>219177689>today a zoom zoom learns about the clitoris
>>219177689imagination
>>219177689Do women really take baths with their earrings on?
Women cannot feel pleasure or happiness. They are demons created by Allah to test us. That is why when you die you are rewarded with soft spoken virgin women, Allah creates angelic women to treat you fairly after having to suffer amongst demonic she-beasts for years.It is said in heaven, a woman can ride you for more than 30 seconds and does not complain about blowing you.
>>219177870>bingo bango
>>219177689>I dont get itAnd you never will you turbo virgin, here lies anon last of his retarded bloodline, good riddance.
>>219177960I swear, whenever I'm on /gif/ or Reddit looking at women with big tits in the shower, the fact they still have makeup and earrings on always pisses me off.
>>219177973bot post
>>219177973grok is this true?
>>219177689>how could she possibly pleasure herself without inserting something into her vagina?It's a mystery
>about to have sex wtih single mom>her big titty daughter comes home early from a date with her cuck BF>she accidentally walks in on you and doesn't immediately leave>she sees the pile of "used" condoms on the floor>she's clearly impressed about how many times you may have banged her mom in one night>she complains about how it's not fair she's not getting any>next day take her to learn about birth control and safe sexWhat did they mean by this?>>219177960My wife's daughter keeps her earrings in when bathing and showering.
>>219178326He listened to her, and that's what no one did.
>>219177974Yeah, dude. Bingo bango bongo.
>>219178326how do you not know how to use a condom? not like it’s cocket science.
>>219177689Please remove this thread. I walked in on my mom masturbating with the shower gun when I was 7 and my parents explained it to me and it really fucked me up. I would have rather been sexually molested than watch my mom having a gasm with her eyes closed.
>>219178627Wait so she finished while you watched?
>>219178627>and my parents explained it to me and it really fucked me up.Booo fucking hooo. My mother caught me jerking and shamed me in front of my cousins. Now I jerk off at least 3 times a day.
>>219178463It's harder to unroll it onto your dick if you do it upside down. Dude was too excited and anxious to think clearly. I think pearl clutchers made it illegal to print clear pictographic instructions on how to use them correctly. Also never double bag just because you cum too fast, it increases the chances of the condom breaking.
>>219178039Freud would have the time of his life with this pic
>>219177689she was imagining a pajeet being hit by a train
>>219178707he went through like ten. if you can’t figure it out by then you don’t deserve sex.
>>219178684I walked in because she was making noises.
>>219178627That’s not traumatizing you are just a prude.
>>219178687Reminds me when decades ago my mom told me, my siblings, and all my cousins that my sister just got her very first period. We were all about to take off to a water park when it happened, so my mom told everyone out of sheer annoyance at the inconvenience of it. I was thirteen at the time and still feel second hand embarrassment for my sister over twenty years later
>>219177689Banks is a saucy little tart isn't she
>>219178939>iswas
>>219177689Muslims put the shower up their ass
I get it.
nvm I don't get it.
>>219178707If you fuck up a condom, that's probably proof you're too stupid for sex.
>>219178707>using condomsJust tell them youll pull out and they will let you hit raw
>>219177689she's faking. they always fake it.
>>219177689Logically there must be something 9 inches long and 6 around minimum hidden underwater or she would feel nothing right manosphere bros
>>219177689>this scares and terrifies 40 year old virgins for some reason
>>219179326Really?
>>219178627traumatized by the concept of your mother having a sex drive is crazy
>>219180545Don't ask Muslims and Indians about the toilet water bottle.
>>219178326>My wife's daughter
>>219177689
>>219180167>risking itFucking dumb retardThe condom is for you, not for her How many hundreds of cocks do you think shes taken? You think because shes a crazed lefty shes gonna abort it? Not until she drains your wallet, pal. That condom protects YOU. Not her.Jesus dude, what was your father doing? He didnt teach you a fuckin thing
flickin da bean
>>219180798Shut the fuck up retard condoms are gay just pull out
>>219178039This does literally nothing for me. I also don't get any pleasure from vibrations. I genuinely cannot understand how women get pleasure from things like this.
>>219177689I heard she was really masturbating in this scene and everyone cummed on her face after.
>the bubbles feel good mang
>>219180825Still thinkin' 'bout those beans
>>219180903
>>219180852women’s bodies are more sensitive in general. please understand.
>>219178627do Americans really keep a gun in their showers?
>>219177870bish bash borgasm
>>219177870this
When I was a kid I had 2 madcatz ps2 controllers with extra heavy vibration. I used play Army Men 2, select to play vs mode and would hop into a tank and fire the machine gun into the ground to reliably cause continuous max vibration. I would then put my cock head between the handles of the two controllers and have some of the most intense orgasms I've ever experienced, the vibration was so intense my cock would be numb afterwards.I imagine what she is feeling is something akin to this
>>219180990No they aren’t. They just exaggerate more.
>>219181425I dunno, he might have a point, like how much more sensitive their nipples are.
>>219181424prove it
>>219180852Our dickheads’ nerve endings respond more to friction than pressure. Clits respond more to pressure than friction, which makes sense when you really think about it.
>>219181425They are generally more sensitive to tactile touch lol. Obviously not every woman, but in general.
>>219180952You eatin my beans, nigga?!
I was under the impression that she inserted the entire shower head inside her vagina and turned it on? Isn't that what women love about showers? I was pretty sure they just put the entire handle up there and then if it didn't have a handle they would insert the entire faucet spout into their vagina and turn the water on? Then when they get happy enough they pop off like a water balloon when you don't tie the end. Isn't that why women's bathrooms are so moist and damp?
>>219180840>yeah I bet her pussy is free from disea -ACK
>>219180998Only the ones wealthy enough to afford a gun for every occasion, such as myself. Shower gun, bed gun, driving gun, office gun, closet gun, couch gun, kitchen cabinet gun, garden gun, fire pit gun, toilet gun, nursery gun, basement gun, and porch gun. If you don't have a gun within arms reach, you're not truly safe. Niggers could break in at any moment.
>>219177974>>219181322Bongo bongo bongoI don't wanna leave the congoOh no no no no nooooBingo bango bongoI'm so happy in the jungle
>>219185444>"NIGGERS could be here" he thought
>>219180741purple pedophile nigger was pretty nuts in this show
