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didnt a super mario movie just come out a few years ago? this a new one?
>>219178314make ten more threads about it
Sega WON
Bing bing wahoo bros...
>>219178314Did you rike it?
>>219178314I always knew The Guardian were women-hating chuds, or something. Probably racist too, somehow.
>>219178359Yeah anon this is illumination. These mfk print their shit under budget over schedule. If anyone ever is going to use AI for animation it's going to be them.
>>219178314Fuck British people, you can't just throw that insult around, that should be like the worst insult. This movie is supposed to just be fun to look at and kind of a disposable ride for you and your kids. Its art doesn't look bad as AI would imply and while its story is low effort calling it AI is really unfair because its got heart to it its just very shallow.
I have yet to see anything AI produced that is worse than the mountains of slop people have been making by hand for my entire life.
SONIC BOTTOM JEANSBOOTS WITH THE FUR
>>219178314That's what you get for inviting Brie Larson.
>>219179425British people have always hated bright colors and childlike aesthetics
>>219179425>This movie is supposed to just be fun to look at and kind of a disposable ride for you and your kidsFuck you, this is exactly why kids today are retarded. Don't reproduce.
>>219178314Yoshi will rap in this
>>219178314
>>219179874Yeah if only it had SOVL and depth like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
>>219180062Based
>>219178314What's so shit about it? Can't be as brainrot as Minecraft movie
Reminder: Peter Bradshaw's opinion on Ghostbusters 2016
>>219179757And they are absolutely right about it nintentroon
>>219180062I wish to encourage such behavior in film reviewers.
>>219182007Keep your console war bullshit on /v/ you brown retard lmao. Imagine thinking that flies here
>>219180080>implying
What will he think of it?
>>219182283He will praise it as the visual feast that it is. Only plebs care about plot
>>219178359That was 3 years ago
>>219179561I recall Sonic fans back in 2023 celebrating when the first Mario movie had poor reviews, then the movie's box office was bigger than all Sonic movies combined.
>>219179425I want my kids to have better than disposable rides, those sonic movies aren't exactly great but at least there's some substance to them
>>219180062me while browsing /tv/
Unfortunately the Variety review was really bad too, and written by a critic who liked the first movie.
what makes this one different from the first one? I haven't seen it yet, but from what I imagined, it was going to be the same stuff but with new levels and extra characters. that's the Mario formula, so what's so bad about it this time?
>>219182656Rainbow Road and Fox McCloud
>>219182656Trying to juggle way too many characters at once.
>>219182656The first one got bad reviews, too. Adult Fans of Nintendo are expecting too much depth from their Bing Bing Wahoo cartoons.
>>219181903>the ectoplasm force is female
>>219182283why did you post a picture of Jolee Bindo
>critics give Mario terrible reviews for not having a dense plot and focusing on visuals>give positive reviews to films like 2001, The Holy Mountain, Koyaanisqatsi, Drive, etcMake it make sense
>>219182656critics were probably expecting a correction of the first movie, in a way to turn these movies into a character driven story, rather than a parade of references, now they know it won't change, so they're being more harsh with their reviews.trying to be fair, a whole movie could have been made just about yoshi and how he met the brothers, but instead, he's really just there, same as rosalina, birdo and every other cameo, like fox mccloud, so it feels like a waste of potential.
>>219183227>Make it make senseShrimple.You are a retard, making a retarded comparison and strawmanning the reviewers' issues with Illumination slop. Hope that helps.
>caring about reviews for BING BANG WAHOO MAN 2
>>219183419>ad hom I accept your concession
>>219179425>Fuck British peopleDon't mind if I do!
>>219183522Ew, they all look gross and inbred though
>>219178314FAAAAAH
>>219183609but all my waifus are British.
>>219183483>why isn't a non-narrative doc blasted in the same way as an Illumination animated movie that has a plot but just an appalling one?>why are you calling me a retard?!Make it make sense.
>>219183684Who are your British waifus
>>219182656At the end of the day these movies are made by Illumination and Illumination movies are always hot garbage Minions included
>>219183736I watch their soap operas, you'll probably laugh and say they're all ugly.I don't think I've ever seen a 9.5 out of 10 movie.https://lylesmoviefiles.com/2026/03/31/super-mario-galaxy-movie-2026/
>>219179561SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDONT
>>219183862If they are truly your waifus, anything negative I or anyone else could say about them should mean nothing to you.
>>219183483he made fun of you because you said something excruciatingly stupid. There are obviously varying levels of plot and story that can be minimized in favor of visual flair, acknowledging that fact and giving a film a positive rating is not an endorsement for any and all empty, vapid narratives. Stop being a retard and continuing the degradation of this shithole.
