LazyBake has 2 left edition>it's past 6p TankTime>is it about to RAMP UP in there!?>FTL News-- Alex B is coming...?-- Landon is a cop today and Emma is a criminal-- Bashir is a BIG FAN of Tayleigh!https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774934407684764.mp4-- Bashir is a BIG FAN of Tayleigh!https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774934407684764.mp4-- Bashir is a BIG FAN of Tayleigh!https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774934407684764.mp4-- The wiggers bought a big van and the Fishtank Road Show™ will begin immediately after this season!https://x.com/EnterTheVoid_FT/status/2038715932428910975/>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219177626
landon upset because he had to be a detective in a scene ?
Laura’s talking about her fat fucking ass again? KINO!!!!!!!
i miss head
My Queen
Blane's big juicy 7 incher
I beat death stranding 2 bros, game railroaded me super hard so I didn't manage to 5 star every facility.It was pretty cool though, last few boss fights were stupidly fun
sandy springs mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRE5VzChNsw
Beth thirsting over Bashir is a killshot to all /bant/fags that supported her.
You DID pay, right?
webm's you can hear
Tomodatchi Tuesdays y'all
>>219179154yeah i'm paying for XL to support the show
>>219179164me when im holding down bongo and going balls deep
>>219179154Nah, using the playlist
>>219179128you just know that thing is hella veiny and constantly throbbing
>>219179164>>219179182
Is the bird the first freeloader to die on fishtank?
Remember when Sam brought Josie along for a skit in Extreme Peace?God, that was embarrassing
sam has been hiding in the goo room this whole time btw
>>219179165she looks like an uglier nifty
>check /ftl/>no bongo ass shotswtf are we even doing nigga
when does this faggot show up? would love to see her get hassled by laura
>>219179206That bird was the only non coddled thing in the tank
>>219179212DEE-LISH
>>219179227gross
Why did the cast not know the cameras were live? I was watching season 3 and knew it almost immediately.
how long till the dinner and show?
>>219179226KING OF ROCKIN’ TROLLS
bingo has deep sexual desires for her sister. but at the same time she's jealous bongo got all the nutrients and is less autistic than her. she doesn't want to live in her shadow knows she needs bongo in her heart.
>>219179227She's 26 years old, you sick fuck
>>219179212 any clips of her twerking her big ass? easily the hottest fishtank girl
>>219179189Link? I forgot to save it
>>219179247anon…..
>>219179229we do not care about this person
>>219179227no playlist
>>219179254She clearly doesn't. Kill your self.
>>219179262No but maybe soon she will lean into that more
>>219179268Sent :^)
>>219179268Nice try mints
Is Ben doing a bit with Landon or is the fake nice act damage control for beating the shit out of him?
>>219179206Beans
Landon crashout
AB re-uploaded day 14, removing the REST IN PEACE CIARA HORAN tts because Jet had interacted with her on /r9k/.
She needs Bongo's pussy
>>219179268>>219179188
>>219179229>he STILL hasn’t figured out Laura is a one trick pony and the trick was JD
>tfw they really didn't take the gloves off this season
>>219179229
playing with bingo's ftm boy clitty
season five? more like season fake
Does anyone have an emma folder to share? i've been lazy with saving screencaps of her and now i'm regretting it
>the same jokes over and over, I wish I was original as you guys>there goes your $50 dollar TTS that I'm not listening tolol
13 days left and they're cleaning and doing shitty acting bits still, grim.
>>219179363stop
>>219179363This hurts my brain
>>219179365Who folder?
any clips of her twerking her big ass? easily the hottest fishtank girl
>>219179154Yea and the site barely works on my ipad.
>>219179363i'm scared
>>219179363why does it look comfier
>>219179342It's the slop season
this bitch is not funny
>>219179313KEKAROO
Moses
why is nobody doing late market shift? fail rp
some paypig tell bingo to get rid of that stupid hat please
Alex B status?
>>219179189Playlist?!?!
I'm too broke for pimeyes, but Beth has some more photos online
>that's pretty cool to hear thatlmao
>>219179363Why does this feel like such a better angle than the one we have, even though it's simply flipped?
>>219179383her breasts produce lassi
>>219179313>it's real
Laura is the human equivalent to Poop Spongebob
Anyone have the playlist?
Why is he such a miserable fuck
>>219179436it is his show after all
cool bingo
gotta kneel a little bit to goran for at least trying to gaslight people again
>>219179419>>219179188
SNIPPY
The could’ve easily gotten Alex to stay if Binx agreed to run away with him when the season ended. Stupid bitch should’ve played along
>>219179313pretty sure its because she included jets naked ass taking a piss
Hey guys anyone got the playlist link? I'm not gonna send it to jet or post it on kiwi farms okay?
>>219179313GayBee's recaps are awful and i can't stand that fucking AI voice narration...cucumberfeets are better. What i really want is a good clip channel like react simply used to do
>>219179440you don't understand poop spongebob
I miss computer...>HONK!
>>219179467Not real
>>219179212More Trish type stuff
>>219179479cryokeen and mints are like the same person>fat>same rat like jew face>both like half life
>>219179490
>>219179440what is that supposed to mean
>>219179479they banned his fishtank account
>>219179485The car horn was the only funny SFX to ever exist. Mainly because it was a literal car horn in the ceiling lol.
>>219179471Well, that's the main reason she DID remove the ciara tts as well.
>>219179492Fatty wanted it but King Landon didn’t.
>>219179413i want to protect his smile from the evils of the world
>>219179490>trish and bex together dwerkingbros...post bex
>>219179383This but unironically. When are they gonna fly her out?
>>219179479Im not asking for a playlist, just an anon to make a detailed post of what happened every 5 minutes or so
Somebody that's not Jet could turn this into a funny bit
When does Klaus show up?
like i'm into trish
Guys look! Jet is on screen again!
Sarge touched Tayleigh when she was a child?
>'l'aquarium' is an upcoming psychological horror film produced by A24. Blending surveillance thriller elements with fragmented, multi-perspective storytelling, the film explores the consequences of a near-future society governed by Galaxy Gas™ huffing wiggers.>'l'aquarium' is expected to premiere at major international film festivals, with speculation surrounding a debut at the Cannes Film Festival, followed by a limited theatrical release.>An official release date has not yet been announced.
>>219179516he doesn't care, hes the sexpest guy
>>219179521we the bex music
>>219179539Trish the dish.
>>219179521
>>219179529Whats the bit? You have to be more specific to the folks at home with no playlist
>>219179436the views are fucking grim. these shitty low quality recaps are killing the algorithm potential for the fishtank youtube channel
when is fishtank allstars? >jon>cole>alex b>freddie>JD>letty>vicky>binx
ben hits jet :(
>I like doing improv with my friends in the friendtank!
They should have ben come back up with jet and beg for his forgiveness so he doesnt get fired
>>219179492hes in
Is it worth watching today
When Jet said he was "advancing the culture" was he joking or being serious?
https://www.imagepond.net/i/img-312259ce02866e91219e
>>219179497Cyrokeen has heart
Have had enough of larp tank. I want pee pee poo pop house again.
>>219179546Oh it's true. It's damn true.
>>219179567same its really funny and based because it triggers the peepeepoopoo low iq recent anti semites who got redpilled after covid
>>219179580this gave me a viruse
>DO THE BIT WITH US LANDON
>shutting down Landon shitting on Ben and Jet againWhy? What's the point in shutting him down when he's being entertaining?
>>219179580Thats not a playlist
If you think this dinner is good... wait until you see the show!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ben vs jet boxing match
imagine the make up sex they have in that basement
>>219179577Nigger got lucky with casting and then immediately torpedoes every season at the 2 week mark
BEN AND JET FIGHT WTFFFF
lol ben calling it a dinner and a showthey're too busy reading these threads instead of planning shit
>you have one real meal in the whole week>it's sea insects
jet fighting ben would be a good bit
you people are retarded and need to stop self inserting onto landon.
>>219179577>Kurbick
can't tell if Landon is retarded or really good at selling these "mad at production / production is mad at me" bits
Need that ozone but right about now
ben and jet kising
>>219179618im self inserting as ben and jet
Looking at her leaks, it's astonishing how cute Beth was before the tattoosWTF happened?
in retrospect, was it justified?
>>219179607are you autistic?
>one acting challenge and everyone thinks they are an actor the next day
>>219179615Jew
>>219179580booby
>>219179461Shut up jet
>>219179622He's playing 5d chess
>>219179630yes
>>219179622Both
>>219179577You are illiterate.
ALEX B NOT THERE
>>219179618hi judystroyer
>>219179461HE’S THE CREATOR OF THE SHOW
Do Americans really eat out of garbage bags?
>>219179608they’re the ones who originally called it that
>>219179633It’s called positive reinforcement. These tards were berated by their special ed teachers
>>219179598What was he saying? I wasnt watching because, you know, the pl*ylist issue
>>219179615fuck your gay religion
>>219179630wholly justified and totally fucking awesome
>>219179580Whose lopsided tits are these?
>ben can we talk
>>219179630yeah she swung the hammer at him
only jews hate shellfish
Guarantee Landon isn't eating any of that
that shit looks so good... i wish i had seafood boil money
>>219179661did they? that's somehow more gay
looks like shit
>>219179577>>219179619You need to have the 'artistic vision'
Landon probably hasn’t had shellfish before so there’s a chance he could be allergic and die.
>>219179660yes
It’s seafood again. The last time they had that the psychic came
>>219179662literally>no one likes how you guys are just pretend to be someone else pleaseemma still fails the challenge
>>219179660fuck u talmbout nigga
>>219179622Day 17, if you still can't tell Landon is retarded you might be retarded.
>>219179268playlist?list=PLmExxGHqtLTcZabZodpN2B4Fs025g-5DZ
>>219179468Didn’t this guy die fighting ICE recently?
For a creative position, Jet is very poor at creativity. And he also sucks at acting who remembers his hacker character in blood games
>>219179550lel
>>219179436>Didn't even youtube edit it so it's out of order nowKWARB (kek what a retarded bitch)
>>219179630no
>>219179226this nigga is korean
>>219179630I hate all S2 women so, yes.
>>219179684It’s cheap in Texas during the spring. I want some crawfish
>>219179700based ICE
>>219179670meg bitchell
>>219179198this nigga is ritual replying, which is very rareno one ever replies eitherI kinda respect it
Has Landon ever eaten Lobster?
>>219179694I was thinking this
>>219179630yes. that stupid bitch chose the right spot for the hammer to ricochet at the correct angle knowing jimmy was going to throw it away from her so it would hit her on the head
Are you faggots that broke that you can't pay for a pass?>>219179702I like to see you do better. <3
Ye at the door
>>219179699Why do you have so many of these on hand?
>>219179630The only bad part is he missed her head therefore not saving us from the gay timesink known as fishtank
Just buy some mac and cheese from the store
>>219179630I'm just curious how he turned a fisher price toy and a mallet he attacked a woman with into his whole brand
>>219179630If he didn't then she would've killed him. It was him or her
>>219179665>>219179635???????????????????????you autists had your brains raped by /pol/. sorry for not liking sea food.
>>219179697It’s the same retards who thought burt was a God tier method actor
>>219179732I could mints, I could. Now tell Jet to rip off survivor auction
>>219179725He's never eaten anything other than cheese on dough
>>219179559the thumbnails are also just cluttered and not something I'd want to click on
>>219179725Take a guess.
i would refuse to eat that nigger seafood slop
shrimp is bugs
>>219179732Yes!
the show tonight will be six seven
>>219179732
>>219179755He said he had a burger as a baby. I know this because i saw it when the playlists were still up
sometimes I reply to my own post but use different grammar / writing styles so nobody notices
>>219179630It was self defense
>>219179755based ascetic also thats a complete meal
WTF CHECK FOYERI JUST HEARD ALEX JONES LAUGHING
Their worst meal yet. Seafood doesn’t give me that full satisfied feeling like chicken pork or beef does
crustaceans are scary
>>219179663Just general moaning and bitching at ben and jet but they pulled him into the closet and shut him down saying he should be grateful. They played it off as a bit but Jet has a very fragile ego.
i sleep
the show today is psychic readings
>>219179694Is the psychic you????
>the show is'nt Emmas boyfriendbro
I last asked Jet to rip off survivor auction October 14,2024. He has not listened
>psychic bit again
>>219179694Well done you called it
>>219179694bruh
>psychic readingbye guys
>>219179720forever grateful that she's willing to just show those kazar milkers off despite being an aspiring comedian first and foremostthose things are as godly as you'd imagine them in her meaningless podcast appearances and whatnot
>>219179777Yeah lots of tv losers samefag, thats why bant is superior
>>219179773
>>219179788they live in the water so if you stay on land you will be safe
>People actually thought it'd be Emma's boyfriendYou stupid bastards
Mussels are delicious
ENTER
>>219179694 damn you must be a psychic
when is elimination
goran
>>219179630of course
>>219179622he's the best actor in the house
>>219179750he was retarded but he was also acting extra retarded on top of it
>people bitching about the seafood boilLmao a thread full of Landons.
>Repeating bad S4 bitsGrim.
Daily reminder if you're a picky eater you're subhuman and should rope for the betterment of society. >Jet called the show budget Big Brother Yikes.
>>219179814Klaus?
>>219179694LOL hi bingo bongo
>>219179815Klaus uses vpns to samefag on bant
>>219179694i'm scared
>>219179799Wow thats crazy. I wish i got to see that on a playlist
too many frumpy latinas
>>219179828Reminder jet was scared of these fat Italians and wasn't able to fuck with the old lady
Sex with Midge
they invited a sidekick
>>219179820ok thats good ot know that u
>>219179849
What day was it in S4 when they brought in the psychic hag?
>>219179699>>219179735kek
>>219179862yeah
>>219179694Bashir is going to FREAK. Pussy
>>219179577he was serious, there was a time they actually thought they could grow and sell fishtank to a streaming service
Bashir is scared
why is bashir stressing?
>>219179841the bit in s4 was actually funny because it was a 90 year old jewish witch
wow great idol you have there. you guys
Lol Bashir wants out becuase it's haram.
>>219179699I spent 5 minutes watching this and missed what was happening. Who's the woman?
The fuck is Bashir's problem?
>>219179845>it's an internet reality show>it's a stream>it's a competitive reality show>it's a fucked up trap house>it's a low budget big brotherJet doesn't even know what he wants this show to be.
Explain to the folks at home what bashir is doing.Why are people saying he is stressed?
>>219179887he’s heckin muslim bro she’s using devils to do this
>>219179630She was a mormon, he had no choice
What's the difference between the twins giving Bashir a psychic reading and this lady doing it? Is he saying it's actually real or something
>>219179848No, but I might have to log off for today if my posts start to sound like what I know is an infamous bantfag I only know by name
they should kick bashir right now
too much scary stuff this episode
if it was a christfag opting out you'd be cooking him rn you shitheads
>hitler trump poop spongebob and fousey walk into the tank>enough friendtank… time for things to get a little… messy…>first challenge nazi poop rape olympicsmake it happen jet
>>219179904he's scared of sea food
>>219179899witches are haram
So... it was okay because Bingo and Bongo were just playing... but Bashir believes this psychic is real?
Coddled basneedBox his ass ben
>>219179913yeah, ones a joke and the other is real
>>219179904They brought in a psychic and Bashir started Islamic chanting and calling her a devil
What did Jet do to Ben?
>>219179550>lol i don't care i know i'm a sex pest>JD DID YOU JUST CALL ME A SEX PEST?! FIGHT ME UPSTAIRS YOU FUCKING FAGG- ACK!
oh fun ben and jet kayfabe fighting
I don't understand the whole psychic thing. These people are just grifters right?
Kick loves the kayfabe
>>219179924This but unironically
self doxxing. gonna steal their identities
this psychic is dead serious about this shit lol
>>219179935Is acknowledging it as real not some kind of religious fuck up
Lmao wtf is wrong with ben today
I actually fell asleep
>>219179942intent is important
>>219179942yes it is completely fake, proven to be fake.
bruh antaras stupid feedback echo kills this bit
>>219179920i'm a christian and i would absolutely take a reading from this broad. look at those god damn honkers bro. not even mossad could pull me out
>women are unironically like this
>>219179887Cause he's a Muslim
JD would have been great for this psychic but noooo jet had to kick him
>>219179913They’re obviously not trained and she is using demons or some shit
baby bashir scared of the psychic? he thinks this is real witchcraft or something? poor baby bashir
>>219179942some are some aren't
great more psychic bullshit dude
>>219179947I don't mind it, just could be done much better
>>219179952she's getting paid for it why wouldnt she be you fucking retard
>>219179942yeah my mom fell for this shit
>>219179904Psychic reading and people proclaiming to practice magic is haram and Satanic.
>>219179942They think intuition is magic. Just listen with an open mind, they'll get some hits.
>>219179958Same. I took a siesta after logging out of work.
>>219179956Bashir woke them up at noon because he needed a can opener and the wiggers like to sleep until 3pm
>>219179956he finally got on his tippy toes to look in the mirror and realized hes bald
I'm disappointed they didn't get the old lady and the fat guy from season 4>>219179942Look up cold reading
>>219179956He is sick of bashir
Ben is legit upset at Jet. This sucks, hope this wont ruin the show.
>>219179942It's intuition with some cool props
The next challenge will be the "Emma gets mounted by a Great Dane" challenge
>>219179931bashir, bingo, and bingo all know it's bullshit. the psychic actually believes in it so that's why it's dangerous
>>219179972Jet is bad at it, it's pretty much one-sided
imagine paying for someone to lie and scam you by pretending
>>219179952No shit most girls believe in this shit whole heartedly with no sense of irony. If you're ever in a relationship with a girl like this just play along. Trust me there's no point fighting her, just play along for the sake of peace and quiet and sweet pussy.
>Very smart and intelligentHaha okay, lady
bingo loves seafood :) helps her grow big and tall
What’s kayfabe
I’m scared
>I protect myself under the blood of christhold up, muslims don't have a similar cheat code for these situationsand yes, I can absolutely feel the weight of this shit so I can 100% understand Bashir
>>219179990it's a bit
>>219180002wrestling word for playing pretend i think
bashir getting worked up over a professional bullshitter. this is your guy?
>>219180002acting i thinkits wrestling lingo
>>219179942yes, just like cryptobros and trump tds
the other psychic was better because she was an old gypsy with mafia bodyguards
>>219179956Ben is a walking ball of fury
>it's gonna be 2 hours of hearing generic non-objective "readings" from a craigslist gypsy
>>219180002think pro wrestling
Psychic said Drake is only a quarter through his life. Drake confirmed to live to 144
>>219179956spent all night playing red dead so now he's a grouchy bald faggot
>antara echoing everythingkino..
>>219179953no, muslims believe in black magic and that it should be avoided
>I can finally shut off all fishtank-related tabs and use my computer the way I used to 17 days ago
>mfw she reads james drake like a book
>>219179973The one from S4 clearly didn't believe her own "powers" and was just scamming.This girl genuinely believes she is reading these peoples fortunes right now.
WHERE THE FUCK IS ALEX B
>>219179997k you're giving scorpio rn jsyk
>>219180011not this time.. something is different...
Baseethe. Getting tired of this goof
I assume she watched the show prior.
>>219179962
>you're only a quarter of the way through your lifehe's 37
>>219179996that's what fishtank is though
>>219180028lol
>Religious people get spooked by some lady with crystals
tf how does she know all this?
>>219179942some are, some aren't. no different from other people.
>>219179942If psychics were real you think they would be selling their services in shitty crystal shops instead of mindfucking people and ruling the world?
bash is scared of a woman pretending to know people’s future
>>219180028based
>no, i will not participate in your satanic bit
Ashley is going to cry from this.
Does anyone else have a really bad feeling about this psychic?
>>219180049maybe shes on to something
The Tarot reading chicks tits are fucking amazing. I need a zoom on her tatties for my goon collection.
>>219180036Incredible pic
mad funny they made them all eat boiled sea food just before the palm reader
SOMEONE TURN THAT FUCKING FEEDBACK OFF.Is it Antara???? Turn it off you indian bitch!
>>219180038yeah she's a professional psychic of course she does are you fucking retarded?
>>219180017100% yes
>>219180040About that…
She's telling James Drake to get into manual labor, this bitch is retarded
>>219180068i like how they get mad every time he sticks to his principles
ben is less manly than tayleigh
>james the line is:>"my dick is a magnet for your pussy"
This shit isnt even a cold reading. They gave her info about them.
>>219180075not really i'm only scared of fire and snakes
>psychic lady is going to bring up the twins being molested
>>219180075Yes, this is evil like all psychics and this is a Satanic show larping as muh peepeepoopoo Christ is King show
>>219180058who says they aren't?
>>219179956Kratom withdrawals. Hes basically vicky right now
>>219179924The first time I read “poop spongebob” during season 3 was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in these threadsI’m mindraped
>>219180027>>219180018>>219180016STOP BREAKING KAYFABE
>>219179694>halfway through the season and they're just recycling S4 (the rugpull season) bits
>>219180042You've got it bro I believe in you.
>>219179630Yes but it was for a retarded reason.
getting horrifically satanic vibes tonight
ur sposed to do gay porn in california. ok next.
The fuck is this bitch talking about lmao
Sex with claire
>>219180049He looks like he could live a long life to be honest
>>219180049Base. Drake is going to live to 144I love crystal bitches so much it's unreal
This bitch makes a living by spewing random bullshit at people.
>>219179883did they really think that? or was it part of the wefunder scam?
FEMALE ENERGY
The twins should have a psychic battle with her
Bashit's ridiculous religion has shit like demons in toilets and in flies. This crystal lady is nothing to his cartoon beliefs
>>219180091i mean, he's 36 and has gone nowhere with is "acting" or "music" "career"
>>219180102>as soon as she looks at bingos hand, she starts crying and goes down to the basement
>>219179962>>219180048>62 + 48>110>mossad3spoopy5me
>>219180097No she's just a yapper, you can make up any of this shit and it could apply to anyone.
I prefer the s4 psychic, she was the real deal
>>219180123truuuuu
this bitch already falling apart YAWN
Once you die in the Famous House, you're famous forever.
Wait James has only been divorced for 5 week? Lmao.
>>219180109i'm surprised that poop spongebob has stuck around for this long
>>219180083>professional psychicwhat's her record?
Bring him back
>>219180096>FUCKING BASHIR QUEERS!
>worstest
babayaga was better than this younger psychic reader
>>219180032kek
>>219180146I think he said years but idk
I did one of these in highschool and the bitch said I was going to be a farmer
How are psychics Haram? Why is bashir being such a faggot about this?
she tried the "you had a female die at some point in your life" and it didn't even work kek
666 Hail Satan
as a logical person i would totally not fall for this and would be too busy flirting with the psychic so i could get free readings in the future
>>219180157thats not what professional means.
>>219180022yeah if i want to be grifted, at least make it interesting. like i don't want a fucking fat spic bbl bpd bipolar whore teaching me karate.
>>2191801465 years ago
S4 psychic was funnier since she was some weird cult lady with guido bodyguards.
>>219180171now you farm (You)s
>Not just physical financial success
>>219180175and then she put in "well not recently" kek
>>219180176NOOOOOO
>>219180173What isn't haram for those niggas?
>>219180176edgy
this lady sucks throw poop on her
>>219180140Yeah she had REAL witch vibes and was old as fuck
At least the fortune teller in S4 was a 100+ year old Jew. This bit sucks
>production bickering bit again>psychic reading bit againwhat would be really funny though is if the lady was a plant and they fed her all the info about them
>>219180171You are a farmer. A farmer of (You)s
>james drake is meant to have three kids>his gf already has 2wtf she is psychic
is bashir crying
>>219180176get thee behind me, the power of christ compels you
>>219180173Only Allah can know the future. Any attempt to try to do that is a mockery of God
>>219180171Are you a farmer?
>>219180173its left hand path stuffintrinsically satanic, dont be stupid
>>219180186what does an amateur psychic look like in comparison to a professional psychic?
>>219180191they were her grandsons lol
Should've got a black psychic
>Just yapping and going through the checklist of things that will hit Do normies buy into the shit?
>>219180175If anyone is going to try to tell you what you were "meant to be" you can safely disregard everything that comes out of their mouth
>>219180173consort with demons
>WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING AWARD
>>219180176
"why don't you want kids">"I do want kids""Hmm I think it's fear"
>>219180176Fuck off dude
>>219180173>Yes, psychic readings, tarot cards, palm reading, and fortune-telling are considered haram (forbidden) in Islam. These practices are classified as forms of divination and sorcery, as they claim knowledge of the unseen and the future, which belongs solely to Allah. Consulting a psychic is a grave sin.
lmao what the fuck
>>219180123she hit the wall after bitch tankhaving sex with jet makes you ugly
We are going to need a vibe repair after this bitch
>>219180208Based poop.
>>219180176You can't say that MODS ban this guy
>women who get paid to just yap and gossip
talking to this bitch talk makes bashir talking bullshit religious beliefs almost make sense
>>219180176STOP. DO YOU NEED FURTHER INSTRUCTION?
Playing along with this crap is not something I'm able to do. I'm way too autistic. Part of me wishes I could.
Reminder that the psychic in s4 said that Ellie>would have a good love life>is going to be with someone that works with the universeThis was before she was with Jet Neptune btw
>redditors seething more than the muslim about the powerful crystal mage
>>219180163Bashir Brigade won't fall. Bashir Brigade stand tall.
>>219180233yes.
>>219180176THIS ISN'T THAT KIND OF SHOW NOOOOOO
This psychic bitch's shtick is getting cucked by Big Draco kek
>>219180123
R I S I N GISING
>>219180228it isn't their job. this woman has a business. you're being disingenuous or you're insanely retarded. and you're bad at the Socratic shit
voice is so grating holy shiet
What if Sam comes running up from the basement and dumps an entire bucket of POOP and PEE on her while yelling CHRIST IS KING.
>>219180173what do you want them all to do? sit there like NPCs and not question anything?
She was so much better.
>>219180244WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING AWARD
>YOU HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPINGTo the guy who falls asleep in 0.0001 seconds
>>219180176fuck off beth
>this is your last quiet timestupid bitch doesn't know what kind of show this is
I hope s6 is a house full of thicc latinas. A house full of sexy lower back and arm hair. I NEED it.
>>219180276don't do that i dont want isaac to beat me. up.
>>219180176my e daddy Sam Hyde will hear of this
Bashir's lucky color is...
Autopilot? On Kick? It's naptime, just use the site. Yeah, use the site, this is sleepytime. Just go on the site.
kinda funny how bashir is losing his shit over this early-gen LLM of a psychic
>>219180261truuu
>>219180269What's the qrd of this?
>>219180281she was awesome
>>219180260how many head wrinkles do you have
this is the season for it?
>>219180191she also knocked it out the park, this lady is some facebook marketplace chatgpt reader
This psychic sucks ass. The S4 Jewess psychic ruled.
>>219180191>>219180140The s4 psychic predicted a scary amountThis girl has missed every freebie question
Bashir should just yap to her about why psychic shit is haram
this is the worst dinner and a show ever
>>219180149It was just such a perfect satire of all the anons begging for their random literal who ecelebs to come on the show before morphing into an absurdist commentary on the audience’s simmering desire for poop. Truly neptunian.
>Does the name Marky mean anything to you?HOLY SHIT
>>219180287someone post the coomertank webm
>>219180277HR department woman that thinks she knows everything. the worst
In retrospect, it is really funny that all it took to kill the Initiative Group S2 plotline was someone sending Sam a collage about how satanic it was
>this is the season 4Uhh wrong bitch its season 5.
>>219180260That’s why S4 psychic was funny with Aryeh. He was too autistic to play along with it. Twins actually believe this shit so it won’t be funny.
>>219180273How can you type all of this out and not realize it's a scam lol.
Wait this ain't a show, it's a conversation
>Bashir gets a stomach ache before the Satanist appearsAllah guide him
>>219180176STOP
her voice please make it stop
>>219179580not clicking that, just post the pic here
Bashir hates the psychic but read every single fortune cookie.Make this make sense
I was scared at first but she sucks so I’m not anymore
>>219180302I've counted 4
>>219180318>you now remember
>>219180261>works with the universe>jet NEPTUNE
>>219180325But Jimbo fucked it up
>mfw listening to her get every single thing wrong
>>219180173Because trusting women to tell you about reality is cucked
>>219180269AI change this to the marky picture
The new torta is far more attractive than Laura, and you know she won’t drink vomit or slut herself out. Laura in the background trying to grapple mentally with a new torta being brought on.
>>219180299Crowd went wild at the suggestion of "sex with Claire."
>>219180299Sam’s boxing fight
>>219180176NOOOOO HECKIN SATIN ON MY HOLESOME CHRISTIAN PEE AND POOP SHOW
>>219180149>>219180312it's not that funny
Why is bashir scared of her LMAO, he's acting like this bitch is summoning fucking satan himself in bar
>>219180288Sorry
>>219180281>shethat was jeff wearing a costume dumbo
>>219180281There was a good meme pic where energy was coming off of both from this same angle. As if they were psychically battling.
>your mom, she's close?>she's worried about you>she's proud of youoh my god what a fucking nothingburger this shit is gonna turn out to be
FAT bitch
she's using up all her lines on the first reading
YOU WILL NEVER BELIVE IT WE GOT A FAKE AND GAY PSYCHIC !!!!!!!!
>woah I get the feeling that you like love your momholy crap
>>219180355Damn he is actually mad listening to this vulgsr display of hubris over God's will
Sex with midge
>>219180367its ok
i unironically just wanna see them chuckin some poo and pee. just good old fashioned fishtank stuff
>>219180312i'm not one to brag or take ownership over online stuff but i'm very proud of what it has turned into and that i was able to contribute to the ftl zeitgeist
>can I put down this ball yet?
Samuel raped Marky
>>219180269bicflame is such a faggot
>>219180261I remember people posting that at the time. She was good
>how did she noerr?!
Would it be morally justified for Bashir to decapitate the psychic for using dark magic?
>>219180381Don't call my wife a bitch
>>219180355>>219180365He's a complete faggot
They should tell the psychics to tell them negative shit for the show, you never hear a psychic tell people they're fucked and no ghosts are rooting for them
This is what all that Indian interview shit was building up to btw.
the twins would be better at this
>>219180383no they have a million of these vague bullshit lines
bex nipples visible through her shirtme pulling them out and sucking on them
>>219180328of course its a scam. that's not what's being discussed. they do get paid for it though, if they're professional.
Am I the only one who was preparing for Alex B monologues and monkey throwing shit?
here comes the hail satan 666 TTS, now that bashir finally pissed jet and ben off, and pyschic bitch is failing, here it comes
>>219180176Hail Beth
>>219180344>those pendantsthis woman was 100% legit, unlike this girl we have in the house right now.
>>219180389I need this so bad
>>219180389>fidget spinner buttplugwtf
they already did an hour long psychic bit with the twins today why are we doing this shit again
>>219180109It's not that funny
>>219180383kek
>>219180404he's the only one saving this bit faggot
>>219180404kys
>the anger deep insidebros...
>>219180364you weren’t there…
>>219180233You don't hate them enough
>>219180365because bashir understands that she's annoying nontent
>>219180421i'm fucking scared
This is going to take two fucking hours jesus christ
>>219180173The Bible also says not to consult mediums. King Saul went to a medium in disguise to bring up the ghost of Samuel and Samuel said, "Why did you disturb my rest? Tomorrow you and your sons will be dead."
>>219180406so true, once you've had a bitch give you a tarot card reading you've had a million, they're all the same and ALWAYS positive chinkshit fortune cookie garbage
Feels like they just throw a bunch of crap at the wall, and eventually a few things stick.
>>219180430they did a 2 hour psychic bit with the twins earlier today
What the fuck is this bitch talking about? She talks a lot but says nothing.
>>219180399Miss my aussie turk bitch
when I was in high school my ex gf asked to go to a psychic to do palm reading. I was like ok whatever.When we went there the lady said my ex would break up with me. Find her husband soon and have 2 kidsI got pissed off.I was like "wtf lady do you expect me to pay you after that?"Thing is- that actually ended up happening.
>>219180426Fits Emma though because something like that would only work on an ass as flat as hers
>>219180340You can read the answer to your question with one simple google search.
production should mog this bitch with TTS, she's SUCH A DUD
why did they go the psychic route with the twins instead of the creepy route
>I'm feeling the presence of a woman who moved on>Her name was Horan?>Ciara HoranGuys I'm getting scared
>>219180436>>219180440cry louder, muslim fagsburn the quranpiss on the quranfuck allahfuck mohamadgoat fucking pedophile
>>219180423true she had an actual energy around her and everything she was saying this bitch is an obvious grifter
>>219180449KWAB
I need a psychic to tell me I'm going to die soon
When she reads emmaclaire>I'm going to be honest with you the host of this show wants you shove that nose up his butthole and this could be an AMAZING opportunity for you
FRESH AIR?
>>219180442true I don't watch the show
>any other questions >no, you said 2kek this woman
James so desperate to get out of there lmao
OH NO HERE WE GO HAHA
>>219180411It's fascinating how she can just yaps non stop. Wrong about everything but she just keeps going.
fans saw alex b at ATL, he’ll at the house later today
>>219180495>>219180495>>219180495new bake>>219180495>>219180495>>219180495
>>219180499based
The twins should read her
holy fuck you’re a faggot ben
FOR FUCKS SAKELET BLANE GET READ
fucking niggers blanes would have been funny
>>219180462They say something and wait for you to react and if you dont they move on.
>blane content cuckedDammit Ben wtf we were going to get some wacky ass readings
>>219180171I did one of these with my Asian girlfriend and the psychic reader said we were going to get married and have lots of children.We broke up and she's infertile, I've had a kid with my current girl who is White.
>>219180514lmao might actually happen
Psychic-off!Jump off.
>>219180508No they didn’t
>>219180483Bashir might be on to smth here...
>Jet doing the twins psychic bitkill this potato head faggot
I’m spiritually unattuned to this content
>>219180471How can i do that when i dont even have a playlist?
>>219180508What in the FUCK is he going to do with this group of fish? Say he's tripped out at boingo and be freaked about muslim stuff?
Since we're recycling S4 bits, we're recycling S4 discussion.Psychics use a technique called cold reading, where they just throw out basic info the person can latch onto and then use their answer to continue their lead. It's extremely basic. You throw shit and the human brain forgets the misses because it gets surprised by the hits. Look up James Randi on Larry King with Rosemary Altea if you're ever curious about a more in depth dive.This bitch isn't even cold reading though, she's just retarded.
>>219179942"psychics" are fake. remote viewers are real
Lorekeepers of /bant/:Why was Bam having Landon say jump off? Is there some deeper meaning other than it's ridiculous and sounds like something Ali G would say? Jump off.
>>219179694wtf
>bingo and bongo are meant to be motivational speakers can't wait to see them doing college tours
she sensed they are battered womenthis lady is legit
>>219180576Now imagine if they did that but also were in touch with spirits. It would be spooky.
why is bashir so faggy, this shit quite literally isn't real
>>219180668we all knew they were raped the first time we saw them
>>219179694Seafood (crustaceans) are unclean to eat. They are bottom feeding water bugs.
>>219179818SHE'S GOT A GUN!
>i've heard of itLIAR
>I've heard of homestuckoh so she's just lying lol
>>219179815/bant/ is a place to be on your best behavior
>>219180703It quite literally is real and easily explainable. Ghosts are not real.
>>219180495>>219180495>>219180495>it's a dead thread>>219180495>>219180495>>219180495
>>219180377
>>219180377>>219181026
>>219180377>>219181106
does this psychic bitch even know Landon is a replicant
>>219179707Yeah thats... pure retardation. Low Iq AB confirmed.
Don't fly her out , Jet , Save Antara for season 6
>>219179956He's an evil bad personHe's an animal abuser, a drug addict, a human abuser
need a baker.
>>219182760you do it then
