Sell me this ring
>>219180405>rang
>>219180405No it’s mine
its a cock ring and it makes you cum better
>>219180405No. The ring is mine.
>>219180405This ring is black not
you won't encounter a single black in any of your films
>>219180405This would be a very easy sell because it gives you the ability to sneak into girls locker rooms w/o getting seen
>>219180434THE ONE RANG
>>219180405What ring?
>>219180618Well then I have to ask, why are you selling it?
>>219180618Oh you'll get seen alright
This is the One Ring, you couldn’t afford it.
>>219180635>CHOCOLATE RAAAAAAAANGS
>>219181077>THE CHOCOLATE RANG
>>219180405Prolonged wear will give you a high like you wouldn't believe.
Uh sorry that is a magic ring with huge powers and it buys me a ticket to elf lands where I will live forever, I will keep it :)
>>219180893see>>219180938
>>219180405
>>219181422Elf lands are for closers
>>219180893Just hold the ring for a moment and tell me you don't want it
>The ultimate super magic ring with fantastical godly power that tempts you into thinking it's worth using so that you be influenced to deliver it to Sauron>Literally all it does is turn you invisible except for the one thing you'd want to not see youAll them niggas are stupid
What was Gandalf doing between Isildur writing down a description of the ring and then riding off to read it like 500 years later?Like how fucking stupid are you? There's an instruction manual for the galatic superweapon and you don't bother reading it until fifty years after your friend finds something matching its general description?Why didn't he already know everything there was to know about the ring? It was more or less his entire reason for existing as an eternal magical being and he obviously could have looked it up at any time. Shit, it would have been easier back when the ink was still wet and everything hadn't gone to shit.And it's not like it's a difficult formula, you just throw it in a fire and some writing appears. A five year old child could ID the fucking thing if he had this one scrap of info.So what was this tard up to while he was failing to look important info up? And why did the idea that a random magical ring is an item of concern take like 60 years to crawl from his ass to his brain? What the fuck?
>>219181631>PUT THAT SECOND BREAKFAST DOWN
>>219182243Pipeweed's a hell of a drug
>>219180405No, it will turn you invisible when you wear it and lead you to the dark side of the force.
It's pretty useless
>ignores OP to stare at the ring and listen to Sauron whispering zesty nonsense in my ear
>it starts withOne ringI don’t know whyCan’t escape the gaze of the all-seeing eye
>>219184035A ring is a valuable thingWatch it fly by on the eagles' wings
>>219184628Mr. Frodo, you wouldn't even recognize anymore
>Bring me back that filet o' fish, bring me that fish!>Bring me back that filet o' fish, bring me that fish!What if it was you hanging up on this wall? If it were you in that sandwich you wouldn't be laughing at alllllllll
>>219187687>Bring me back that ring o' mine, bring me that ring!>Bring me back that ring o' mine, bring me that ring!What if it was you stuck inside Barad-dûr? If it were you in this tower you wouldn't be laughing at alllllllll
>>219180405A daring synthesis
>>219184035>>219184628>>219185668It's like in the great songs, Mr. Frodo. Full of darkness and teenage angst, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could it even matter?
>>219187903
>>219180405you can rape with it
>>219189792Now this guy is a closer!
