>incredibly long and boring >brown and black people everywhere>inundated with cringy netflix dialogue and constant corny ass jokes>full of just complete junk science>this bumbling idiot is somehow the best hope humanity has and just happens to stumble upon the solution to saving humanity and manages to figure everything out when he can barely even dress himself>no one can take themselves seriously, everything just has to be the setup for yet another corny joke>action scenes that are just a whole lot of smoke and mirrors flashing lights bullshit>meandering, aimless plot where nothing has weight or sincerity>major plot details just rushed through and handwaved away without a care>rocky dies then magically comes back to life, we're stranded then five seconds later we're not, the alien ship is going to destroy itself but then five seconds later it's saved, the astrophage can't survive in nitrogen but I put it in a test tube and boom now it's magically resistant to nitrogen, gosling was forced to go on a suicide mission but has no harsh feelings whatsoever to the ones who forced it upon him, fast forward to the alien's planet at the end and poof we built this massive dome and this classroom and now he's teaching a bunch of aliens and we're all singing kumbaya around the campfireIt's all just so incredibly corny and shallow. I rarely go to the theaters anymore, but is this really what passes for a good film in 2026???If I was into conspiracies, I might even say this film is just literal propaganda to encourage zoomers to die for israel in WW3.
I only watch anime because it's guaranteed to not have browns in them and that's just the bare minimum.
>>219181274You should watch Durarara.
>>219181208you are just autistic, Anon.
>>219181208>incredibly long and boring2:30 and very well paced >brown and black people everywhere70% of the movie is one white man on screen >inundated with cringy netflix dialogue and constant corny ass jokesIt was funny. You’re autistic >full of just complete junk scienceName one example you stupid unloved faggot >this bumbling idiot is somehow the best hope humanity has and just happens to stumble upon the solution to saving humanity and manages to figure everything out when he can barely even dress himselfHe’s a brilliant scientist >no one can take themselves seriously, everything just has to be the setup for yet another corny jokeSorry you don’t understand humor. No wonder no one loves you >action scenes that are just a whole lot of smoke and mirrors flashing lights bullshitYeah anon, that was cheaper than filming in space >meandering, aimless plot where nothing has weight or sincerityMeaningless /tv/ platitude you can’t defend >major plot details just rushed through and handwaved away without a careDidn’t happen >rocky dies then magically comes back to life, we're stranded then five seconds later we're not, the alien ship is going to destroy itself but then five seconds later it's saved, the astrophage can't survive in nitrogen but I put it in a test tube and boom now it's magically resistant to nitrogen, gosling was forced to go on a suicide mission but has no harsh feelings whatsoever to the ones who forced it upon him, fast forward to the alien's planet at the end and poof we built this massive dome and this classroom and now he's teaching a bunch of aliens and we're all singing kumbaya around the campfireYou’re the same autistic retard who has complained in every thread that he was forced to save the world instead of being comfy at home while everyone and everything dies. Touch grass kiddo. This site is harming your mental health worse than you know.
it's ironic how this reddit movie is 4chan approved because it has no black charactersalso it's reddit afredditeddit
This had to be some kind of humiliation ritual for Gosling. They saw the 4chan crowd was taking too much of a liking to him.
>>219181680>2:30 and very well pacedI was actually enjoying the movie, but I found myself looking at my watch still with 45 minutes left to go. If this is what passes for well paced these days we're fucked.
>>219181680I laughed at like two jokes the entire movie. The thing is the movie completely destroys all immersion, sincerity, credibility, and characterization all for the sake of a few cheap laughs
>>219182087>still using /tv/ NPC talking points Just call it reddit and get it over with
>>219182642No fucking shit it's reddit, it's about the most reddit a movie can possibly be
>>219181208A lot of the problems you have would have been explained if you'd paid attention to the film rather than staring at your phone.
>>219181208>>brown and black people everywhereWasn't this supposed to be a White movie? Should I skip? Why did people say that?
Okay. I liked it.
>>219181208nice blog but next time you can just say “reddit: the movie” and get the recognition you’re seeking from other retards
>>219181208Don't forget to mention>he has two different size eyes.
