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>WHEN OI WIZ IN BURMAH, OI CAYME ACROSS A ROIGHT PROPAH TWAT OF A BLOKE WHO STOLE ME PASSPORT. ‘E TOLD ME DAT OI COULD ONLEE GET IT BACK IF OI ROGERED ‘IM UP THE ARSE. BUT AS OI STUCK ME WILLIE IN, OI NOTICED ‘IS PROSTATE WAS THE SIZE OF A TANGERINE
What purpose did this serve in the film as a whole?
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Some ladyboys just want to watch the world burn.
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>not soize
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I want ten tangerine-sized rubies forcibly inserted into my ass while I’m dressed up like Batman and strangled with a belt every day for the rest of my life. And three paid sick days please.
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>>219184864
My cocaine the size of a tangerine I was in burma hunting a tangerine the size of a tangerine
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>>219184864
are there any good YTP's that include this scene
>an X the size of an X
one of my favorite poopisms
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>>219185218
https://youtu.be/6SuTLMp6Ytw
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>>219185312
10 seconds in the brief silence followed by "A LONG TIME AGO" absolutely did me in
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>>219185150
>And three paid sick days please.
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>>219184864
SIX SEVENNNNNNNN
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Tangerine references would have done numbers on YTMND back in the day
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>>219185150
>checks the books
>foxes department is off the books
>finds everything
this guy was really good at his job or fox was a retard
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>it’s simple, we uh, grape the joker-man
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But in six months, we never met anyone.
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>MOISTAH WANE
>Did eye ever tell you bout the time I worked a correctional officer at Arkham?
>We had a gent by the name of Arthur Fleck
>Now Fleck wanted to watch the whole wurl burn, but me and the m8s took turns in the biblical sense until his anus looked like a tangerine

>he was a very good friend
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>>219189730
the smart play would have been to angle for some sort of internal affairs job
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>>219189483
I miss that site
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>>219185150
I want zero dollars every day for the rest of my life.
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>>219194775
Kekked
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>>219194775
That's still too much
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I watched Get Carter and literally every woman he comes into contact with has sex with him almost immediately
It's weird and a little funny
Pretty good movie though
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Why did this retard burn Rachel's letter again?
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>>219185312
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>>219196149
It reeked of tangerine
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>>219196149
>Bane is the biggest guy I've ever seen in my life
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>>219184864
do Britishers really speak this way? Do they just do it as a big joke?
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>>219185150
GET HIS RAGS OFF
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>>219184864
>A man the soize of a tangerine
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>>219196626
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>>219185150
>And three paid sick days please.
He overplayed his hand with the last demand, it would have worked otherwise
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>>219184864
>We burned down the forest

WTF? Is this standard special op tactic when dealing with third world thieves?

Mind you, during colonial times, most of Burma was forested, and it contains a rare biodiversity, with about 80 endemic species. Setting aside the danger of setting such a large forested area on fire, which due to the abundant greenery can easily spread to other areas uncontrollably, there's still the likely possibility that Alfred's crew had literally genocided a bunch of rare species to the point of extinction, all in order to catch some thief. Not even tangerine sized rubies justify that.
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>>219197218
>thinking British people have morals
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>>219184961
>not 'the world burma'
fpwp
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>>219184864
>Oi wuz a tangerine the soize o’ BURMA
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>>219194566
Oh God, me too.
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>>219199665
CAPTAIN
JEAN LUC PICARD
OF THE USS
ENTERPRISE
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>>219198499
That is such a stupid pun and puns aren't even funny in the first place. Did you just walk out of a reddit thread from 2014? Genuinely, what excuse do you have for being such a vapid, preprogrammed retard? You should be ashamed of that embarrassing post, fucking pillock.
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MY COCAINE
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So the bandit didn't need money to survive or for his heists? Doesn't make much sense
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>>219184864
no self-respecting family would have a butler of such low class
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>I don't want anything... can I keep my job at my current pay rate? That'd be nice
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>>219201175
Puns are funny. You think puns are unfunny because you've been told to think that. You're the biggest redditor here LOL!!!
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>>219201040
>HE JUST. KEPT.
>TALKING. IN ONE LONG >INCREDIBLYUNBRROKENSENTENCEMOVINGFROMTOPICTOTOPICSOTHATNOONEHADACHANCETOINTERRUPT
>IT WAS REALLY QUITE HYPNOTIC
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>>219196149
Some men just want to see letters burn
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>>219201234
Some men just want to watch Burma burn.
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Classic



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