Jet edition >FTL News -- Emma is now Alex B's fishtoy assistant -- Alex B new freeloader -- Bashir soifaced at Alex B -- Frank Hassle hasn't heard anything from them, he's at home >Links: https://fishtank.rip/ https://www.fishtank.live https://kick.com/fishtank https://fishtank.observer/ https://classic.fishtank.live https://x.com/fishtankislive https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/ https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/ https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive Previous: >>219185549
WHERE IS THE POO AND PEE?
>>219186814cute jet :)
he is really bad with the other fish
Blanebros, how we feelin?
Alex B killed the season. We need Friendtank back.
LANDONGODS IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR OUR BOY
>biggest ENTERs of each season>s1 Frank>s2 Greg>s3 Wild Randy>s4 Bam>s5 Alex B
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775007302774664.webmI made this for you.
burt: @jet -- BURT here. May I have some fishbucks to send Alex B a love letter?burt: @ben -- BURT here. May I have some fishbucks to send Alex B a love letter?
emma sat outside doing literally nothing for 20 minutes during that landon and alex scene
>Day 17>Mints (sexybigfoot) is still sending anti-Muslim TTSG R I M
And people said Laura was annoying
Surprise elimination challenge: who can act like alex b betterOnly emma and james snake are not immune
This alex fella seems a little wired.
>>219186830ella for ants
Is he the whole plan for today?
Post Sylvia flashing her tits in S1
Bam needs to fuck off so they can get alcohol
GET FREDDY IN NOOOOOWWWW JET
Ghost Politics will shank this guy for messing with their representative
this needs to lead to alex vs landon in a boxing match
When does Binky show up?
the wild rose of neberska
>>219186850thanks
*LOUD NOISE*
>>219186846 I can't believe people like you exist
prettiest fish to ever do it
20 min until we're stuck watching a kick restream. i hate you, jet. fat wigger fuck should be glad we even still give a fuck and let ppv be
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775007679956097.webm
>>219186862if mandem don't shut the fuck up...
Alex B iis maybe my favorite fish, but he's inevitably gonna be nontent in this house. He was fun because of TTS shit. His strength was never the dynamic with the other fish, because all he did was whisper to them constantly and move from room to room to do the same. He barely contributed to the dynamic of the other fish, and the same will happen here.meanwhile, freddy would do the complete opposite - add a constantly shifting dynamic, and also be a wildcard approachIdeally, we'd have both of them. but of course, the wiggers only think one bit ahead and think "oh alex b will make us some money now that our cow JD left!"
>>219186859Hassling an 80+ year old Granpa was unfunny, and distatefull.
Bongo finna get her throat ripped out by that dog one of these days
>>219186837You may have her twin sister, so long as you treat her well, but I've been over this, time and time again: Bingo has already secured my heart, and I have secured her hand for a first date, and to go between that to undermine my efforts, would not be the deeds of a good person. Bingo can tell who and who isn't a good person. Perhaps you should rethink your choices, anon.
yo what's good
>>219186886yes her and burt are confirmed
They should get a toddler on the show for the dog to play with
>>219186895JET W
>>219186892it being jet
>>219186872what goes through your mind when you take this photo? the super serious expression while wearing rubber tits
I hope that's a Budweiser Landon has.
show needs westcoastcapitalist as the next freeloader
>>219186868He's the plan for the rest of the season.... Until they hit the nuclear button and bring in the Fredster
>>219186911yo whats good
>>219186895Teej lives rent free in this wigger's head
>>219186894Frankly I might pay
>bring back eliminated fish>farm TTS off them>goad a fish to go against them>humiliate them>get them to walkThis is just S2's bringing back Jimmy bit. They're recycling AGAIN
>>219186872
>>219186859s4 was putrid and evil and needs to be completely forgotten
>>219186892jet neptune's anus cleanser
Holy shit Alex’s brain is like 10 times more scrambled since season 3
>>219186919It's a Dr. Pepper
>>219186895>don't go to college come work for me
Indigo dye
>>219186859lol why did your slop machine turn angie and ellie into 30yo gooks
>>219186886Fucking never hopefully
>>219186892“It” meaning dropping out of high school to rim Jets dirty asshole
>>219186901Alex is a freeloader. All he needs to do is bring some energy, and nobody does that better than him.
>>219186911Hi
>>219186927>This is just S2's bringing back Jimmy bit. They're recycling AGAINS1 jon bit with the bible
He's been here for more than an hour and has barely interacted with the fish lmao
Checked Jon’s twitter accountEvery third post he is shitting on Jet but no news on ADL 2
dr pepper shucks
would she approve of alex b's energy?
>>219186940
>>219186889SEND HIM IN
>>219186851
Dog tank
>>219186892
>Bam still processing Alex B's entire character
Twins remain the only good content this season.
So Frank is coming in next right?
>>219186892You can buy a dozen of her for the night in Phuket for less than 200 dollars
Bam is probably pissed that Alex B is scaring his dog.
show needs a nigga with a beretta to fire off two (2) rounds into Alex b’s chest as the next freeloader
>>219186936He’s been streaming to 20-30 people on kick and not giving up haha
What if Sam shows up? Would you Mark(y) out?
>>219186954>ADL 2isn't that supposed to start tomorrow? LOL
bam and james drake sitting there in awe of alex b is cracking me up
>>219186895lol wow jet desperate to retain his so called talent
Alex b and Connor were RAPED.
Where are the emma nudes?
>>219186931 Friendtank bitches need to be hanged from a lampost
durag vance is back
>>219186895Rare good Jet advice to tell them to ignore all the freaks but I don't know if he has good intentions
>>219186977Freddy, Angelina then Frank
WHAT DA DOG DOIN
>>219186954>it's April 1st already so much for ADL2
orbs going crazy in dorm
>>219186977NO RETURNING FACES!
Alex is a gay retard meth skeleton.
>>219186977Binx.Frank isn't invited because he hangs out with Burt and BUrt's blacklisted.
>>219186949Freeloaders are supposed to shake the dynamic up, like I said. I just don't see him doing that. He's just gonna walk around, get TTS, and that's it. He was never anything other than that when he was a fish, and I don't think he's gonna be anything other than that as a freeloader
Alex has the face of an emaciated man, it's so fucking wierd
>>219186844
>>219186892No, you just have yellow fever.
I feel that Emma is genuinely afraid of Alex B
>>21918697no returning faces i think
>>219186960She has him as her pfp
Alex wearing his watch on the right hand is funny af
>>219186978people who think arr rook same will never undersand how different and pretty ellie is compared to thai pros
>"No returning faces">Theres a returning faceAryeh status?
james hid alexs jacket somewhere
>>219187006he looks scary to me
the dog pissed on the floor
>>219187012nah, she's just allergic to content
>>219186892"it" being rimming Jet
Bam is good when he's there hanging out and not in a rush to leave
>monkey fucker quitter enters the tank>show and threads IMMEDIATELY insufferablethanks jet
Bam just ruined the 90k floor
>>219187019I'm left handed and do that.
how do I get a skill
the only way to make Alex B remotely interesting is to fuck with him. I hope the wiggers get that. Make James Drake destroy his stuff or something
>>219187006He looks like a walker
Binky is soaked right now, you can just tell
James and Alex are gonna fight
>>219187021>Aryeh statusCurrently DP’d by BBCs
>>219187012Dont worry, in 12 hours he will be kneeling infront of her
>>219187021
>>219186940Dude looking like young Cobes at a glance
i'm so scared right now
>>219187021Roping
Twins are making their bed.
So bam hates Alex right ?
>>219187039practice
>>219187039basically you have to practice i think
>my ancestor
how does he do it
>>219187012Everyone is
I hate shitbulls but that dog is cute.
>>219187012she is being nice so he wont fuck with her like she did with all the previous freeloaders and it worked
skimming back 30 seconds on Kick is fucking impossible
>>219187003luke read him really well
>>219187021This guy isn't even entertaining. He's just very unpleasant.
>>219187025wait really?? that's just about the only thing that could make him do something interesting. I will kneel to james drake if that's what happened
Summer was pretty
>>219186977I kept up with Alex B socials and discord. This was the first time he never hinted at any appearance. Franks been saying they haven’t hit him up and sounding like a bitch on chat, so I 100% expect him to show up too. Wiggers want fans off the scent until they show up
it was NEPTUNIAN FORESHADOWINGquick start analyzing the other AI art pieces
>>219187035agreed, took a min but he's starting to mesh with the tank
imagine clotheslining alex b hahahaha
Goo room status?
TWIN BOX
Apparently Landon said his screenname earlier, did someone catch it? Very urgent, I might have found something bad about him>Apparently Landon said his screenname earlier, did someone catch it? Very urgent, I might have found something bad about himApparently Landon said his screenname earlier, did someone catch it? Very urgent, I might have found something bad about him>Apparently Landon said his screenname earlier, did someone catch it? Very urgent, I might have found something bad about him
>>219186954
Richie getting a kino shot
>>219186886I'm manifesting another nipple slip
Twins are boxing in the arena
>>219187057best fishette
>>219187060He entered the tank, mentioned his dead best friend immediately, then offered him a shot
>>219187090berry blackberry, we've known this since day one
>>219187081i wonder what baby with a gun is
>>219187005He's 100% going to clash with Landon, and Bashir. James might be able to diffuse him, but those two are going to be subject to whatever mood he's in. He's bringing conflict, and the fish will attempt to weaponize him against each other.
He's so effortlessly kino.
>>219187069 i feel like there are two kinds of pitbulls, the nice looking ones like bam's and the mean scary drooly ones with small heads
Alex B personally got Sam (G) removed from the Fishtank project.
>>219187078
you ever notice people who wear those nog style nikes like alex walk like ducks because they're scared of creasing the fake leather garbage? wiggers are truly subhuman
>>219187060Alex B is special on FishtankAlex B is not special to Bam
>>219186814Landon has a facebook. It's as sad as you'd expect.
>>219187071it's fucked dude, it skips like a minute back, freezes, or just does nothing, the yt playlist being down killed clipping
KETCHUP VS MUSTARD
computer loom
When will the dog eat someone's face off ? That would be content (and whoever got mauled would get some of that sweet sweet Margera money)
>>219187091He's not wrong
>>219187021Being comforted by BurtYes, this pic is real and it actually happened
>>219187087hopefully it’s opened at midnight
>>219187087Gonna be a few more days of jerking off before enough good is ready
Goo room went from unlocking tomorrow to unlocking in 3 days.
I HAD TO LEAVE WHEN ALEX B CAME. WHAT DID I MISS???
>>219187111Is it the same jacket from s3?
>>219186939do police lose their qualified immunity if they morph and teleport inside of your body?
>>219187043alex is just like a fun guy, you knownever a dull moment
>>219187091>jet became pedKek
Ketchup mogs
MUS-TARD
i dont think bringing in a freeloader that mogs your main contestants by this much was a good idea honestly
>>219187126 Never post this again
>>219187133Oh nothin’
>>219187090what
>>219187131goo bros...
anyone found a way to fix this 4chanx bullshit where you can't post because captcha isn't required and are forced to use [original form]?
>>219187133i had to leave for a bit too but probably a lot of yelling
>>219187104I just don't think it's gonna happen like that, unfortunately. He's too passive. I think having James Drake be outwardly aggressive towards him is the only way to make him actually interesting
>musTARDkek
>>219187133he's even more insane
>>219187133lots of screaming
bongo always beating the shit out of bingo
>>219186814>S3 seethersi fucking kneel jet, way of making these retards seethe
>>219187126The fuck is this?
>>219187116because bam doesn't know shit about fishtank and basically a freeloader
>>219187081Rubber duck goo = goo roomSpilled milk = peepee poopooVaginal Apple Snake = ???
bongo's irresistible urge to beat up her sister
i low key think bongo hits bingo
I just love my monkeys man
give this nigga something to actually do instead of just following him around
>>219186973I love her
why can we use this door to go to the bar but the fish don't?
>>219187150I'm starting to think Bongo does have a brain.
10 minutes, non playlist bros...
>>219187133production tried to get landon to mog him but it failed
>>219187111fuck yesss please make them clash
>>219187154The weak should fear the strong
>>219187147are you using an old version?
>>219187126okay I saw this earlier and was wondering if it was real, when and why the fuck I remember when they were streaming together thinking some fag shit would happen and it did lmao
mustard wants to drink
>>219186846gay
>>219186814>-- Frank Hassle hasn't heard anything from them, he's at homelol really?
Anyone else miss Jet finding excuses to make Ellie crawl around so he can get her on the PTZ?
>>219187165bongo hits bingo but bingo bites and scratches bongo i think
I low key think bongo rapes bingo
>meth high already wearing offpoor alex b
>>219187158There are thousands of Alex Bs out there and Bam has met them all
>>219187165She's her sister, not her kid so it's fine
>>219187091
Someone TTS Landon to explain the "Monte Cake" He'll know what it means.
>>219187021his body makes me uncomfortable
>>219187126spoiler this please this image makes me nauseous
>>219187181yeah, he’s 20 minutes away
Bashir desperate to get Alex on his side
he wasn't this fucked in season 3, this is what ego does
heil yakub
>>219187106>>219187107
>>219187133he yelled at tts for 2 hoursthen ben told landon to tell him to take it down a notch and alex took it as a threat
>>219187184This was confirmed like on day 3 dude
>>219187104bashir is an alex b fanboy he's not going to clash with him. they're setting up the conflict to be with james drake
>>219187091>Christ Lynch
>>219187126the FUCK is happening there
alex b is really just gonna walk around reminiscing about his season instead of adding anything huh
HAIL YAKUB o/
>>219187154She trying to finish what she started in the womb
>>219187037based
HAIL YAKUB
>>219187143>>219187157>>219187178>>219187196https://x.com/SeanDSarcasm_/status/1990013105720422638
the tiger is licking his wounds
Ngl Bam's gotta bounce so the fish can drink
why is ghostpolitics so popular with actual retards
you just know
>>219187186He is naturally like this bro no drugs needed
>>219187171Frank will be getting pushed over that balcony don't worry
>>219187091>this guy had Roger Stone on his podcastkek
the shitbull eating bingo alive
HEIL YAKUB
>>219187229its like anime
>stuff happening >Vance still following the nontent twinsLegit hate this nigga this season
>>219187229what is that
>alex b gets to hang out with bam and freddy doesn'thow mad is he right now
>frank won’t appear on the season where he lives 20 minutes awayKWAB
Bitches clothes are load-bearing
has Frank shown any interest on showing up this season? He should reach out. I wonder how close he is!
>>219187222more like licking his pussy clean for the monkey to fuck in it!
>>219187177possibly..
The thread is so slow. Everybody has tuned out.
Man laura really is full on goblina bros
Alex is already freaking out about his jacket
>>219187192mauro always wins
>>219187247extremely, rightfully. I like them both but freddy would've been an infinitely better freeloader
>>219187229cuz anyone with a braincell can see that he's playing along and not actually getting trolled
>>219187091why did Jon start alogging Jet? last I checked they were on good terms after bloodgames
Its hilarious how bad Laura fell off.
bashir is such a faggot
>>219187250neptunian
Is this actually real???????
>>219187255i fucking hate jet
>>219187253>>219187177thank you I'm retarded
>>219187256He's way too much of a orbiter
NEW GUY AT FOYER
>>219187250He can't because he's associated with Burt and Burt sued Jet and Ben so Franks' been blacklisted but keep sucking that dick I guess
bam will knockout alex b
>>219187229I looked him up and its just some tuber boomer who says woke lebad with 10k views...
>>2191872565 minutes until fishtank shuts off for me (no playlist)
goddammit man. alex b is cool but this really just sucks, anybody with a brain would've realized he'd be a neutral freeloader compared to somebody like freddy
>>219187281i'm scared
>>219187215I don’t think he’s capable of having and maintaining a conversation with another person
https://x.com/FredericAnthon6/status/2038165981789315508Freddy and Alex B have BEEF and we need a dog to drop in
>>219187249shes wearing a body suit
>>219187250who?
I've cum to ellie more than any other fish. bex second. taylor third.
holy fuck shes perfect
>>219187249im glad i never have to be around this bitch in real life because if i ever fucked her I would doom myself for all eternity i dont give a shit about the loose skin
>>219187288More dick sucking incoming
>>219186892pretty but boring bitchwould rather not see her again
>>219187305Like a plastic bag full of oatmeal.
>>219187271JD was the content, she was just leeching off the king
>>219187271The le random girl crumbles in the face of a true schizo man
I masturbate to angie
>>219187298We need the dog to drop in IMMEDIATELYalex b is a volatile substance but he needs a catalyst
Bongo hit Bingo in the head so hard she has a headache.
So did James Drake actually fuck with Alex B's jacket? I'd kneel if he did that
>>219187278glad i could help
They're saying James Drake put Alex's jacket in a bathroom but without a playlist I can't confirm that.
I can't believe he's not a character
odds that Alex will do anything interesting as a freeloader and not just act like he's on his own livestream the whole time?
>>219187316lmao
Bashir is such a back seat floater faggot pussy.
>alex b has bashir talking like a wiggerLol
>Bongo threatening to slap Bingo's ass>Follows up with a threat of slapping her titsi love the way they love
Book his debut.
>>219187021areyeh when you read this, kill yourself
>>219187220this is just unsettling my brain doesn't feel good seeing this. why did he have to hold his head so tenderly
>Alex if you need me to do tricks on it - at any time - I will be the one to do it
does anyone have the m3u8 playlist? i'm tired of being stuck on director
>HUH?>WHUUH?
bashir losing aura like crazy.
I just got gifted a season pass, are this month season passes or they last a day like last season?
>>219187305vacuum sealed ham
they say bongo touch on bingo that's why she quiet
>>219186884Alex trying to mimic kung fu stances with boxing gloves was great
bros...
>uhhh, what they think taqia is is not what it actually isLmaoooooo
>>219187298they'd be so fucking retarded for not bringing freddy back, especially with alex b here. The only way to activate alex b is to bring freddy
Beth OWES me sex
Bashir should be become Alex's shaman
>>219187317Because she wanted to fuck JD lol. Look how she reacts whenever he smacks her ass or kissed her neck. She was down bad for him
>alex’s reaction to bash
>>2191873453 days
>>219187345marking as (YOU) cause i'd like to see the answers
>Jimmy is the only fish that reached out to Cole>Laura knows Jimmy and is recommended by him>She's Cole's GFABSOLUTE KWABBING YET AGAIN JFC.
>>219187342buy a pass
>>2191873453 days.
no one knows how to react to anything
>>219187356many people are saying this
Will Alex B revert to Islam?
>>219187337book his assassination!
>>219187269There's literally nothing wrong with dating 18 year olds in your mid 20s. Moralfags are getting our of hand.
>Boingo carrying on as usual>Rest of the house trying to figure out the new dynamic now Alex is hereBoingo is unstoppable.
freddy would have been 100 times better than alex b
Alex didn't understand a word KEK
>>219187345Luckkkky
>>219187362what the fuck
>You're muslim?Alex B is gonna kill him
Emma is giving content you faggot
>>219187321fucking THIS
>>219187352if you knew what you were talking about you'd know it's taqiyya
>>219187270He started shit-talking Jet to hype up the first ADL and then did a whole series of streams called “The Nepstein Files” about Jet being a groomer in preparation for ADL 2
Laura and Alex have chemistry
>>219187362Laura's cole gf? no way
>>219187326>>219187111
>>219187362Cole Dennis? That Cole? what is going on
>>219187305If this doesnt turn you on then you are just very gay
James drake got a tts telling him to hide his jacket somewhere disgusting and he took it and hid it somewhere in the bathroom lol.
>>219187380They're just glad someone with energy is around
Laura wants to be the next ogre
No wonder you bashfags are glazing Alex so much
>>219187362?
Someone just asked Binx when she was coming and she got all Sus
>>219187298We need to see bricks being dropped on Freddy's head.
>>219187362I fully believe.
chances that alex b whispers to laura all night like with binx?
tense
Calm down, fags. Alex has only been there for like 2 hours
This season is missing candid nudity (female) and women kissing
>>219186895Actually been hoping he'd say something like this to them, since they're definitely gonna get preyed on by all of these Fishtank fagsThere were at least 3 TTSs last night asking the twins if they'd want to hang out after the show. Fucking freaks
>>219187362Me when I make stuff up
my nigga alex b got furon dna
>>219187394okay but... why??
>>219187362SHOT STATUS??
>Bongo hits Bingo in private
>>219187362bullshit, i do get jimmy reaching out to cole, but if cole wanted anything to do with this circle he would've appeared already in at least one strea,
>>219187364no
Post cute Gorangs.
>>219187381Freddy has the brainpower to press this mostly functional retard cast. Alex B is going to burn himself out by midnight.
>>219187362>its real
alex will feed laura and get her back to her old size
1 min...
prime sleepover challenge night
>>219187392Taqiya is muslims lyingIt's that simple
>Cole getting keked by Jet Neptunelmao Cole thought he would ever escape fishtank.
>>219187362LIES!
>i grew up in syriaclassic
JAMES DRAKE THE ONLY BASED ONE TODAY.
>>219187392um ackchully it's some random desert squiggles and however you want to transliterate it is equally valid as long as it reads correctly
>I grew up in Syria SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER.
Twin JET posting
I don't care that Laura is a typical former fat latina, i want her to suffocate me with her rolls
>>219187433Summy cute
>Sharpfart telling the twins not to listen to Jet's advice about ignoring orbiterslollmao
>>219187404I've heard this and I hope it's true. Alex B vs James Drake would actually make them both interesting for once
>>219187436
luggage wars is nontent
>>219187362cole lost his virginity?
>>219187429
>>219186895Sharpfart already seething about this and sending a love letter to the twins saying Jet is jealous of him.
>>219187362>cole having a latina gf>obviously its fake retards
Please lara hassle this faggot out
>Alex already getting mad at nobody for no reason I missed this
>>219187431>but if cole wanted anything to do with this circle he would've appeared already in at least one strea,He did, Jimmy and Cole had a twitter space where Cole told Q to play a guitar or something.
>>219187452Are you retarded?
>>219187433
Drowning meth kang in the fish tank.
JET you fucking idiot I KNOW YOU ARE READING THE THREADSget freddy in NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
wtf is Vance doing
PLEASE make James Drake and Alex box.
>EMMA IS DOING NOTHING>EMMA DOES NOTHING>SHES NONETENT>SHES BORINGFaggots all of you
James should admit to touching the jacket and watch as alex backed down like a beta bitch
Where did James hid his jacket?
>>219187412I will close the window (for the third time this season)
Okay Bashir and Alex B inability to communicate with each other is funny.Bashir is like a whole deviation higher in IQ than Alex B so they basically talk past each other
>>219187362
>>219187449
laura and landon having to raise their hands to talk to alex made me laugh ngl
>>219187487a bathroom
>>219187477Man I can't wait to hear him yell FUCK AROUND all day
>>219187478this perspective is fucking with me
>>219187478yeah
>>219187479Has drake boxed anyone yet?
>>219187362Cole doesn't like latinas
>>219187443>you now remember shinji exists and he only made it to the final two because he's japanese and animefags are the gayest thing on earth
the tension between Alex and Landon
>>219187362colebros...
Bashit is a cuck
>>219187455wiggers have already started on Landon vs Alexthey'll probably start pushing for him to use his nuke on Alex by the end of it
>>219187482kys jet
>>219187362Some random schizo here is theorizing Laura must be Cole's girlfriend because Jimmy was in contact with Cole... and everyone is buying it for some reason
>>219187428To promote ADL
>>219187475<3
>>219187451She’ll suffocate you with her stinky honduran rolls while she takes it from her bull (Jet). Maybe she’ll offer you some of his vomit.
>>219187513We're bored
>>219187505 I loved Shinji and I've never seen anime in my life.
>>219187469fucking please how do they not have her raping him right now?
>>219187482who?
>>219187502Jet said he was waiting for Wes to show up to box him.
alex needs to see this
>Alex B mildly annoyed of BashirI want to see him beat the shit out of him
>>219187515
TTS: need bex huge ass dwerking throughout the house , dwerk 4 us bitch dwerkkkkkkk
>>219187482correctcorrectcorrectcorrectcorrect
>>219187529The love of his life
>>219187362Bullshit, Cole doesn't know how to get a gf
>Cole dont like latinasERM?
Twins are saying they brought Alex B in because the S5 cast is boring.
>>219187430and in her privates>>219187335
>>219187482She literally just sat next to Alex and did nothing. Pure nontent.
We need more "FAAAAH!", and "MUUUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!" sfx.
>The face of the kekd
Stay strong monkey king, cobra king kong wukong bitches rich as fuck crack mde cobra clan stay mogging on haters wiggers and frank alex
>>219187477fucking seriously he's the perfect guy to get in to make alex b way more interesting
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775007302774664.webm
>>219187519canelo
the beautiful bongo
>fishtank after darkWelp, bedtime for me
>>219187493>he was in my ex's dms tryna fuck the moment we splitis that the girl he was fighting on streamstars or someone else?
emma does anal, has sucked cock and is a former pothead
>>219187531
>>219187543Trvke
>Emma smoked weed everyday for 2 yearsExplains a lot
KEK
Quit blaming Jet and blame yourselves for being insufferable and demanding
>>219187362I believe Cole's standards aren't that low
Binky is going to have to change her panties
never meet your heroes
>>219187558KEK
again this is why you don't cast fans. the fish are gonna ride his dick and onions out for 2 weeks
>>219187543And again, they are correct
sixty seven
>>219187576>I believe Cole's standards aren't that low20 something virgin will fuck anything.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775007474038292.mp4
Man alex can barely read
>>219187567what does this have to do with her performance on the show?
remember when cole got caught blackedposting on /pol/?
>>219187580and also why you don't bring returning fish back
>>219187562i love this sweetheart like you wouldn't believe
my two favorite fish are farting in the confessionalalex burger and jamiroquai
>>219187534Bex was unbelievably pretty
>>219187567I could've told you that the first second I saw her walk in the house
>Alex B jerks away from Bashir KEK
sharpfart is going to kidnap and ted bundy these girls
>christ is king Kek
>>219187543everyone is saying this
>>219187580you can see her gross chug nose through her chinese temu makeup
>>219187591mints seething
Whats landon doing there?
Landon is seething
Tether emma to alex b
>>219187591bashir don't look!
>>219187580does Josie talk about fishtank anymore? thoughts on this season?
Bashir and Drake should start kissing already and elope to Japan
Alex B is annoyed by Bashir and dislikes Landon so far
>>219187298Bring Freddy in and give him the nuke. Simple as
>>219187577Why didn't alex divorce his hogwife for binx??
alex christ wuz kang posting at bashy
>>219187600cool temu drum kit, cole
>>219187590The reason a lot of men are virgins is because they won't fuck anythingIf they would fuck anything they could just fuck one of those desperate fat chicks
>alex b alex b alex b can i ask you a question alex b
niggers are saying this
ENTER
>>219187617Thinking about how much he misses monte cake
>>219186895you can see the consequence of this in alex b
>>219187623josie did a hella corny standup set
Drake should be studying Alex more for his challenge
>fish are meta-watching that hurt my brain
>>219187558lmfao
>>219187493Serious question: If Jet hates these streamstars fags so much and doesn't want the fish to associate with them, why doesn't he just ban them from the site?
>>219187505No, Shinji was just a cool guy who was also very good at challenges.
>>219187611He must be stopped
>>219187617he's a cob
>>219187635What a little faggot.
We were proud of the names we earned.
>>219187623No
>>219187635fucking faggot lmao
>Make the call now Jet
>i was almost eliminatedNigger you WERE eliminated
ill forgive alex b for everything if he manages to make bashir quit
>>219187642pops me
>>219187652paypigs
>>219187362>Laura your boyfriend cole is watching you and packing his shit up at your house and leaving youCole lives with his parents and was focused on gardening on his story this weekend but nice larp
I should've known alex b was just gonna reminisce about his season
please please PLEASE make alex and drake fight.
bashir being a really pathetic nut hugger right now
>>219187528is wes fit or something? never seem the dude.
>alex b thinks wukong is from league of legends>>219187635All s5 fish except james snake lost so much aura tonight
Bashir a dota chadjust when i thought i couldnt love this guy anymore
Give Landon alcohol now!
Landon is pissed he's not the most popular anymore kek
>landon already sick of him
>>219187652>Serious question: If Jet hates these streamstars fags so much and doesn't want the fish to associate with them, why doesn't he just ban them from the site?Jet hates them because they're autonomous now, Gregtanks, Estanque and Aperture's little things. He wants exclusivity over the fish even though he isn't paying them so they wont be devalued when they show up on a Bloodgames 2.
>>219187604literal TLP
>>219186930Imagine how chubbed Frank was
>>219187664quit what?
this nigga is too much
they could take alex b's luggage and just throw it out the door right now.
Production needs to onions tax Bashir NOW.
>>219187626I think Alex B is annoyed by anyone that doesn't let him monologue nonstop
can someone post the clip of alex b hugging bashir when he first walked in please
CS1.6 with Alex BJET MAKE IT HAPPEN
where the fuck is james drake? I'm seriously considering sending him a tts making him fuck with alex b to make him be interesting
there's a high chance we're gonna learn the twins fucked jet after this and things are gonna be really grim and evil
>>219187685citation needed
>heaton>best cs player of all time
>>219187673Yep, Rip all my support for him. Guess I have to hope for twins to win now.
I thought after season 3, Alex would never come back on the show; today is a good day
>>219187680Damn she downs it like water. Poor woman.
>>219187677he's gonna seethe when he sees the doom buffs
Put a paula on
bring in MEG
James Drake and Bashir rubbing their tits together and making milk
>>219187694Jet would bring it right back up, there's no point
>>219186965Fucking funniest cap alongside Drake SNEED
>burt's TTS goes off while Alex isnt in the room
>>219187705I dont know much about cs but isnt it s1mple?
Where the FUCK is tobuscus??
put a piper on
>>219187702the bant threads are guaranteed to be better than this season
dumb wiggers really thought alex b showing up would be anything but this
>thread up for over half an hourit's over isnt it
The twins want alcohol NOW NOW NOW
>>219187690I don't know what that means
>>219187635What a good little cuck
>>219187700Jet and Ben told James Drake to get all of Alex Bs mannerisms down for an impression
>d-did someone steal it?
james drake coming in to suck some dick
>>219187673that's what happens when you cast fansnothing can be genuine when everyone is in on every bit and they already know the fishtank shtick
>>219187723What did it say
james drake trying to eat a popsicle as straightly as possible
>>219187704imagine being worth less than people who are no longer in the tank
Did Burt really get paid for season 3?
drake playing dumb lmao
>>219187730not even alex b could save this dogshit season
>>219187362>Cole>gfEven more unbelievable than TJ losing his virginity I think
>>219187731tell bam to go home
>>219187735of course they made it a stupid bit instead of something actually interesting
Bashir is such a massive content cuck
>>219187723kek
>>219187724no its either cypher or rapha
>>219187746He got $15k
>>219187723KWAB
what exactly did alex b mean by "toast"?
>>219187702its already confirmed after his advice to them earlier
why do they call him "Alex B" and not just Alex?
>>219187730nigga fishtank been dead
Bongo has a funny way of speaking a lot of the time, but she sometimes speaks in this calmer, softer tone and its so soothing
>>219187754Mizzy seethers called this a fat hog but simp for laura
>they're giving alex booze welp
>>219187723yet another monkey king WOOH OOH AHH AHH
>>219187746they avoided paying him for months then payed him 15k
need alex b and landon to get drunk
>>219187759anon can i ask you a question?
>>219187709Vicky said in her audition she used to drink every day for 8 years
I think the top middle shelf liquor was a good call this season as opposed to middle shelf stuff
>>219187737 He's not a faggot you homosexual. He's anti-lgbt like all of us
>>219187602she's a sweet genuine lady the autism makes her a lifelong friend too for the guy who gets her :)
>>219187754The only reason to watch s3 where the constant pussy shots
>what did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you
if laura did exactly what she did to jd, to alex b, it'd be actual kino. but she won't
>>219187705>>219187724It's NEO as far as CS 1.6 goes
>>219187740.ALEX B, baby bro, this is BURT: Black Urban Raw Top. Whatever youve been told is wrong. You are NOT the winner of FishTank Season 3, I am. You quit like a bitch after 3 weeks and forfeited your shot at the prize.
>>219187117Why did you post this venom
>>219187775tahts not mizzy genius
Baline is cool
>>219187725Post yfw Freddy, Angelina, Binx and Burt get added and the next day Tobuscus, Jimmy and Tayleigh turn up with shotguns to wipe them all out
>>219187787>all of usthis website has an lgbt board
Taking this as an excuse to drink tonight too
>>219187759Yeah, he rules. Fuck the wiggers and their plans. Heil Bashir
>>219187802He is poop
>>219187776He might say the n word again
>>219187768Because Alex B mogging.
warming up on the twins https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775009452821580.mp4
The Twins say psychology ain't real
>burt sent alex a love letter that he didnt read>burt sent a tts and it played as soon as alex left the roomKWAB
>>219187806same. going to crack me open a nice coke zero
>>219187768he was always called that in season 3. just like james drake is "james drake"
>>219187806But it's holy week anon
>>219187768the b stands for bitch
for me its pubmasters and & hard clan
the drake is threatened by the monkeyproduction should play in to everyone having a fursona this season
>>219187774The beautiful Bongo
>>219187759Corners Alex to manipulate him but Alex is too high power level for him
We've got a good mix of freeloaders now since the fish are mostly nontent. Production needs to keep telling them to do stuff and giving them secret missions.
>>219187282Did he actually file a lawsuit. Is it still going or dropped
>>219187819but the people in the house just called him alex
>>219187815you do realise this is jet saying he's gonna fuck them right?
>>219187816bashir taught them well
Im gonna get high tonight
https://x.com/hearttank64/status/2039138412146671847Alex B meeting Bam
>>219187825nah he hid is jacket
finally these wiggers giving him something to drink. I still doubt it'll lead to much, but it's gonna help for sure
Ooooo ahh ahh ahhhAlex B winner of season 3 and 5 MONKEY GANG
>You can now hear Alex screaming in the background in every room
Alex B talking to TTS and knowing all their usernames is kind of ssd
Quick reminder that alex b knelt to every woman and minority in famous house
>>219187795neo and f0rest
>>219187779Why hasn’t there been a lawsuit? The prize was stated 50k the entire show and I’m sure that was in the contract. Game shows can’t just not pay the prize.
How devastated is Alex that Laura is no longer 350lbs?
>>219187789I hope she lives a good life. She deserves a good man who treats her well.She especially needs to stay away from any Fishtank fans or people in the community in general.
>>219187827He's going to try to mentally rape drunk Alex by boring him to death
>>219187816it's not
DRUNK POS 2?
family house mentioned
>this is friendtankbashir L
>>219187831and the fish still call james drake "james" or "drake" sometimes. it's obviously gonna be different from what the audience and production calls them
>>219187817poor chungus pedophile! I guess he didnt asked back on the show AHAHAHHA
>you want me to say that!?
>>219187774she's perfect there's the silly side and the comforting motherly side, she would be a good wife
>>219187852>it was in da contwact
>>219187864but it is
>>219187834incel
fuck nigga bashir being allowed to mog production again
>>219187834weird cuck mentality. Typical for the people who constantly post about wanting to see fishtank girls get fucked by BBC
I hope the Easter Bunny comes on Sunday.
I am scared of Alex’s gaunt face
Alex b is competition posting.Jet, do a competition
>>219187852You can easily put a fine print loophole that says they can pay a minimum amount, which is exactly what they did
>>219187857I’ll give her a good life. I don’t associate with Fishtank other than the main seasons.
>>219187864bashir is the director of the show and decided its friend tank, sorry.
Alex is mogging everyone
>>219187872too bad she'll nuke your offspring's IQ
need laura the spunky chunky latina to burp on my throbbing member if you know what i mean
Family House
>>219187875>he doesn't know
>>219187875retards like you are why this word means nothing anymore
alex b looks like a scary dark souls monster
notice how the twins aren't involved in the content again
retard charisma'd the house to do kumbaya
>>219187729If he keeps farming TTS as JD's replacement he's doing his job as far as the wiggers are concerned
they should bring in alex G
>>219187877people posted this exact cope about ellie last season btw
>>219187834Jet is fucking an 18yo TLP, anon... Why would he want the twins?
>>219187852The 50k was gambled away on roulette in vegas. He got 15k more than he was owed
alex looks really bad. hes legit anorexic or on meth
>baker
>>219187858Him proudly saying it's FRIENDTANK is exactly why I don't like him on the show, he is actively anti content because he wants fishtank to be his version where they sit about and do nothing all day and only try for the 20 mins of challenges every couple days
Need to see the twins getting pierced by BBC
don't bake im baking
not having the liquor be their piss is a failure
alex b drinking tonight is gonna be a nightmare
>>219187834idc because I never got that interested in the twins because I knew there whole thing was being Josie but two of them so I knew there was a good chance Jet would fuck them so if you fall for that shit especially after the Ellie shit, then you deserve it
>>219187902that would be sick
imagine how much shit would be happening already if it was freddy instead
>>219187897there's no 'content' happening right now
show so shit the bakers quit
>>219187905He gets off on stockholming retards and fucking them while simps give him money
>>219187904that wasn't even a question about whether that would happen or notHe hasn't been telling the twins to come work for him, or making them roll around on the ground like a dog in front of him (the play last night does not count)Also Jet has massive yellow fever
>snitch tts was ignoredbtfo
i just noticed that bashir wears the al-qaeda watch
remember when alex b faught simbal in a boxing match and spent hours delaying it and making up excuses hahahahahahaha
>>219187841>I BOW TO NO ONE>I WAS HUMILIATEDlol bam is so confused
3 people drinking, 1 of them is Emma
>>219187942yeah, he's cool
>>219187943the sleepover challenge after that was gold
>>219187908his pupils are fucked, he took something earlier for sure
Laura fucking sucks.
>>219187852The contract most definitely says "Any cash prizes will be rewarded solely at the discretion of the producers of the show."
>>219187875>>219187877>>219187905>>219187925>>219187877josie, abi, claire, elliesomeone this season is gonna meet the end of his shroom, and bongo seems down for whatever
>>219187941what was it?
Bongo vomited from drinking too much earlier. Will she be dumb enough to drink a bunch again tonight?
This is what a contestant is. Pure aura farming
the drake is not comfortable with the monkey king
james wants to kill him.
new >>219187962
>>219187884>>219187906Wow, Burt really is the most raped fish of all time. Now he doesn’t even have the symbolic title of season 3 winner. KWAB
>>219187966that drake hid his jacket, not laura, and not to trust him
Emma has only one dance unlocked, when is she getting new ones?
still think friendtank sucks?
>>219187943he even brought that up earlier lmao what a clown
>>219187967I read this, and then heard her just now say, "No no I drank way too much last night, no shots"sounds like she just wants beer or something
>>219187963Jet can't help himself. That's why you gotta stop caring about the women on this show lol
>>219187977Wigger excellence
>>219187895Looks like something you might find in the catacombs before the tomb of giants
>>219187984With only 1.5 weeks left I'd prefer the heat to be turned up higher than it currently is
https://link.chess.com/play/nFxKFR
>every show I'm on after fishtank, everyone hates metake that detractors
>>219188034i dont know how to play chest sorry
>>219188031this isn't turning the heat up, the show has just been derailed and is now an Alex B crashout stream until further notice
>>219187200Hes constantly touching him its so weird lol
>>219187890God doesn't care about IQ
https://www.pokernow.com/games/pglgsAM_ocFYF765o0JKSV2nO Join up, haven't seen any this season
>>219188090just right click it, you can now move items between the chest and your inventory
>>219187258Scripted bit w only the freeloaders. >OH BOY I HOPE NOBODY MESSES WITH MY JACKET(WINK WINK)>OH NOOO SOMEONE MESSED WITH MY JACKET
>>219187705>not f0restmy true king
>>219187799It's special to landon. That Venom specifically.