is indigo dye permanent edition >FTL News-- Alex B new freeloader-- Frank Hassle hasn't heard anything from them, he's at home-- Michael -- Cleej>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivePrevious: >>219186814
I never understood this chaser thing Americans do, can Americans really not handle how alcohol tastes and need something sweet right after?
hi
i thought alex b was a recovering alcoholic in s3 and didnt drink.
>>219187981yeah.true alcoholics use water
>>219187983hi
Turned the stream off once the retard came on to scream at the camera. Anything new?
y does bam seem to like bashir
Is bringing in Alex B and giving him alcohol an admission that they've just given up on S5?
Why doesn't Alex just mix the alcohol and juice together lmao
>>219187970James snake said he feeds off peoples energy. Why is he being so passive when the most energetic man around is in the room with him?
Laura is mogging the tank
Is the season getting better?
>>219187981Most people don't excessively drink spirits in the US. That's more of a euro thing.
tonight is gonna be kino I can feel it
bolho getting hammered tonight
cool bingo
>mfw they're singing kumbaya with no vampire race war going on
>literally singing kumbaya
>>219187981No they can it's just more enjoyable to have a chaser because strong liquor doesn't taste very nice to most people
s5 fish meet REAL mental illness for the firsat time
Kinda sucks when only 3 people drink, why dont they all drink its gay
tonight is gonna be a fucking nightmare
>>219187981not american but drinking only to get hammered instead of doing it for the taste and feel is mega gay
my gf
>>219188016i don't get the joke here
1 shot deep
burt farming Ls tonight!
>Master, may I ask you something? Master?
well they're taking a bunch of shots back to back so...maybe SOMETHING will happen
>I WANNA GO FAST... LIKE RICKY BOBBY
Seriously, I don’t get it… he’s only 20 minutes away… why haven’t they called?
>>219188018heh was about to say
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775007302774664.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775007302774664.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775007302774664.webm
>>219187981Americans use any excuse they can to drink more soda
>>219187996bashir is a real ass nigga
>>219188027Jet, can you make the show good now?
james drake has been awfully quiet since alex b entered the tank
>>219188020kek
>>219187985
>alex already 3 shots deep
Thankful Tank scoreboard mentioned
>>219188007more emma feet --> better season
false hawks
false hawks mentioned
>chris munch mentioned
did anyone clip when alex b hugged bashir when he first came in?
>>219188032>he's still doing his gay s3 catchphrases
>>219188042computer room... whatever happened there
>>219188034
this is nontent what's shadi up to
>>219188042kek
Why is Drake so threatened by AlexB, is it a star power thing?
I should have listened to Alex B and I found my car in downtown Dallas with cumstains on it.
chris lunch mentioned
he's going to be like this for 72+ hours straight, he took meth earlier almost certainly
CHRIS LUNCH MENTIONED
>>219188065rare character mentioned
embarrassing
I forgot how awesome alex is. he was made for this show.him and laura makes this cast look like losers
>>219188024I guess there wasn't a pregnant contestant after all, huh?
>Twins plan for Alex B being around is to do even lessThe S5 winners
any pokeranons?
How do they drink so often and not feel like ass? I only remember Anisa mentioning she's was hungover once. I guess they're all going but I'm an alcoholic and when I drink for days in a row I get so sick and need to stop then go into withdrawals and get chest pain and brain fog and terrifying dreams and stay in bed for days and don't feel normal until 5 days later. I'm probably quitting because my last withdrawl/hangover was so long and bad.
>>219188054drake will box him into the next dimension by night's end
>>219188077he's probably annoyed by the constant screaming
imagine alex b vs him. he'd actually turn into something interesting
its like im really there with the cameraman. i cant stand this nigga
wtf is magic stars?
>shoutout abiclairedidnt know Alex B was like that
Fuck off tayleigh
>>219188084>and laura
>>219188091Alex isn't putting pillows on his hands
so what's the challenge
>>219188096don't worry abt it kitten get in the vc
>>219188088drop a link
Why's this fat retard so tilted about Alex B?
burt dropping hard R because wiggers won't send his love letter to Alex lol
S5 cast has become completely irrelevant
>>219188050>offers bam a shot
>>219188027beautiful
lol emma just staring at him
>>219188025Alex is just going hard, drinking by himself to get drunk on purpose, not cheersing anybody or anything.
Is Alex single or not. If not Jet should give him a mission to cheat on his wife. The binx plot was funny
>>219188094freddy is a better contestant because he's kind've normal when sober
alex said anyone who touches his shit better be ready to put their fists upjames drake is the one who took alex's jacket and hid iti hope they put on gloves
>>219188089Bongo was vomiting this morning because of drinking too much.
Bring Fred in and start DPOS 2 JET let the drunkards be mongs
>>219188094Jet, I know you're in here, make the call
Burt just got mad and said nigger
is that Alex Breezy
My nigga Alex B finna cause an incident
>>219188077is he? I haven't even been paying attention. I would love a James Drake VS Alex B though. that'd actually make either one of them interesting
taymaker
>>219187991nahur probably gonna wanna turn it off for the next few weeks bro
>>219188042reddit
>>219188088all the cool sports/gambling anons left after s4
>>219188109Nasty skin tags on his neck
PPV is just restreaming kick now?is it really over?
>>219188122i haven't been watching much but i saw the bit where jet told james to learn alex's mannerisms. when is drake going alex mode?
>>219188029He's gonna end up raping his muslim convert retard mother
>>219188118Who?
>>219187962HUGE UPDATE: FRANK IS IN BURTS CHAT ON YOUTUBE SAYING PRODUCTION WONT GET BACK TO HIM (FRANK) ABOUT GOING ON THE SHOW.FRANK IS NOT GOING ON THE SHOW.
>>219188026It tastes like shit
>>219188142Send him in
>>219188067delete this
kinda missing cig deliveries desu
>>219188124Alcohol is such poison. I wish there was some replacement (not weed)
push it Landon, mog the cunt
LETS GO SMOKING KING
Alex can’t stay Toto many days, the other contestants will just be overshadowed the rest of the time. You can’t bring an apex contestant to friend tank
>>219188111>>219188129
Say it with me: Christ is King. Faggots burn in Hell.
>>219188122>theyAlex will pussy out just like he did in S3
>>219188122He refuses to box
>>219188121and he's infinitely more interesting when he's not. I love alex b but he's much worse than freddy as far as entertainment goes
their names aren't even bingo and bongo y'all.... they are LYING to you!!
>>219188094try to not go deaf challenge
>>219188094freddy would destroy what's left of alex b's fragile brain
>>219188152kwab
Alex vs Landon starting to boil
>>219188147maybe they're buying him an outfit for it
Second Half of this season redeemed this season
>>2191880963rd season of stream stars
>>219188147tomorrow i believe, they told him to watch him tonight
>>219188109hes 20 minutes away and jet wont throw him a bone lol
>>219187987He drank a lot in s3, all the n-word incidents happened because he was drunk
>>219188152absolutely love that jet is just ghosting him haha. fuck that fat loser
James is stunned by this
>>2191881572C-B
>>219188152Now that Sam is hands off they dont give a fuck about him, which is a good thing.
hey guys i have an epic ideahere me outwhen i mention emmayou reply with "who"
>>219188146Yep. Product so bad nobody even wants to pirate it
>Alex has a discord Do people really hang out in contestant-centered discords? If you do, don't breed.
Frank yelling at Burt on his stream. He’s fuming.
>>219188172I think they would get along, then be mortal enemies, then get along and repeat until one leaves the show
>20 min away
alex pressing landon for no reason lmao
>>219188152Frank shit tested jet on that twitter space he's still not over it
>>219188089they're in their 20s
the monkey king is mogging the tiger bros
Frank is shitting on Burt on his stream right now
Nobody is trying to match his energy, they’re all just boring as usual.
I like how you can tell they're all slightly afraid of alex
Landon is gonna mog this methed up retard so hard.
>still no burt letter@jet
>>219188181didnt frank help convince burt to sue jet/sam??
Looks like Frank isn’t making rent this month
so how many times has bed snatcher been used?
>>219188164It's Christ is my Lord and Savior, anyone who words it as "christ is king" is larping faggot
>>219188120I normally don't get involved in simp shit or "ship" people - but it honestly pisses me off seeing him stay with that abusive hog rather than get with Binx, who he clearly loves lol.
A monkey will always beat a tiger
tigercucks...
>>219188084Blane mogs Laura
>>219188210who cares nigga
s3 won btw
>>219188094I love alex b but yeah this would be the only thing making alex B cool
>>219188186>Adverse Effects: Common side effects include nausea, abdominal pain, trembling, sweating, tachycardia (rapid heart rate), jaw clenching, and dizziness.Nah I'm good
>>219188154Did you stop using kiddy air dry clays you fat faggot?
Is Landon going to just let Alex mog him into oblivion like this?
this is nontent where's the claire podcast
>>219188122alex b is classic loudmouth do-nothinghe can't fight
okay, it's paying off now.
>>219188152jet still mad about that wings incident when frank made him look like a bitch
it only took 2shots
>>219188109because alex is annoying
Alex is angry. Now things will get good
oh nono no noooo tiger getting neutered
>>219188066somebody pls
>>219188109>>219188181honestly should just show up and see them try to do something to get rid of him
>>219188217This. The term is "Christ is Lord"
>>219188185
>>219188211Did he?
Daniel fought back at least
>>219188226S3 always wins
Bongo is convinced that she’s going to win. That nobody else will be able to handle it once they turn up the heat.
>>219188218Him asking her to run away with him the day after his wife came on was really funny
>>219188122that would save the season
>>2191880302 shots deep:You're cool and all, butWATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!
>>219188230He needs to catch up with the drinking.
Alex keeps mentioning something else is coming tonight
Did Frank really attach himself to Burt after S3? That’s pathetic
Drake wants to beat him up
alex b pressing landon hard
got a gifted season pass perfect timing
>>219188244I can accept that too
>>219188229I MOG YOU FAGGOT
Why does Alex B have beef with Burt? They were friends in the house
>>219188241in case you haven't noticed, all landon's moggings are bits
lol okay seeing james drake react to alex b being this aggressive towards landon might make him figure some shit out
>How long will Alex B last in Fishtank Season 5?https://poal.me/f4u8lj
>nicely gut James drake doesn't do anything to help LandonPOS
alex was the heel landon needed
>>219188188Then I reply with, "This anally fuckable TLP"
Jon vs Alex would’ve been great. The 40 boys led Jon astray
>>219188185hes studying
TURN OFF FUCKING FISHTOYS FOR AN HOUR
>>219188152He just said Greg and Burt had sex
>>219188231Thanks for reminding me to filter that name, bro.
>>219188164muslim here. the only reason i believe Christ is King truly is because of the miracle of The Virgin of Guadalupe
>>219188253truth is, we haven't seen even 30% of what Bongo is capable of
Alex is using using Landon as a vessel to yell at TTS
james is ready to beat alex to death at a moments notice.
Landon please do something
>>219188262Frank is showing up tonight.
>James waiting to pounce
MOG ME
>landon is legit scared of alex
Whats he thinking?
>Alex actually brings conflict Thank fucking God.
>>219188217King of kings, emperor of emperors. No earthly power is above Him. It's not complicated and you're completely fucked in the head tranny.
I just think its so funny the sexual predator burt never got any grand prize for his season hahah i thought that was all some joke lol hahahahah
>>219188272Burt fucks with alex constantly on twitter lol
>>219188186>>219188228ya all drugs are gay
>>219188248we are going to see an amazing performance tomorrow
>>219188206fuck you i checked burt stream and binx was talking. i went over a year without hearing her voice.
if anybody in these threads goes out of there way to attack christianity its most likely a jew so just ignore and move on
Drake is disgusted lmao
lanbros this your guy?
>james drake's smile slowly fading as he realizes this isn't a bit
>>219188197sort ofthey'd be buds at firstthen alex b would get completely ruined once freddy starts fuckin with him
Landon is cooked
>>219188287anyways
laura mogs i wont let you fags tell me otherwise
>>219188147>drake going full monkey mode>alex thinking he can beat him cause he doesn't know the guy actually boxes>gets btfo because drake went so into character he can't stop>alex b dies
>>219188290If you believe that why a- you know what nevermind.
This seems like fun. How do I get into fishtank?
LANDON MOGGED TIGER KING
Glad to see Landon punished for blinding following wigger orders
>>219188319lmfaohim and bam are still processing the monkey king. little do they know its all drugs
Landon calmmogging
alex looks like a gremlin
Alex B is scary to look at
>>219188300I'm gonna kill this tweaker if he touches me.
meth defeats autism apparently
>>219188300Nothing because he's a pussy
>>219188312He was when I posted that. I also turned off when I heard her hag voice. Basically said>keep giving them money you bitch>alex won S3
>>219188308Like gay shit? Or malicious?
MOGGED
>>219188315Drake realizing what kind of show he's on is always funny
Alex B is a real life GTA side character
will Drake protect his fellow fish?
Laron mentioned
he has no back teeth
>>219188305I'm not a tranny, you're a larping faggot, and I've been a christian my entire life. You're just a larping cocksucker.
>>219188315He's studying
THIS IS WHAT ANISAS NUKE WAS MEANTSHE ALWAYS WANTED TO PROTECT YOU TIGERDUMP THE NUKE ON HIM LANDON
>>219188329hang out here and post and everything will fall into place
>>219188277Bashir isn't doing anything either. Someone should tell Bashir to go tell Alex B to calm down too lmao
Are there any El Estanque season 2 recaps to watch?
Alex can be entertaining but I'd LOVE to see him get knocked out by someone, anyone reallyHe's long overdue
Wait until James Drake steps up and Alex B will shrink lmao
Shut your bitch ass up, monkey boy, I'll put you through a fucking wall right now. You want to fuck around and find out or are you going to shut your yap-hole like my good little boy?
>>219188329if you're a girl just tweet at jet you want to fuck they will fly you out from anywhere
>>219188300He's ready to help out Landon if anything goes down. Alex B is a meth head lmao.
landon just needs a few drinks and he'll rape alex b
>>219188296Not gonna happen, Freddy maybe but Frank will not appear till the last week at most and only if sam comes too
>>219188337sober* for 10 years and two months :)
>>219188226>Season 3 won>the almost universally agreed upon "best season">basically an entirely millennial season with the exception of Payton, one of the worst nontent fish in history
>>219188272burt goes threw periods of harassing alex through sms and twitter. and alex talks shit about burt every chance he gets
Monkey king radio coming to gta 6
alex b is fucked in the head
What drugs do this?
LANDON IA CALMLY DRINKING HIS DRINKHe's not phased
GOOD BOY
>>219188329you're 3 seasons too late its not worth watching (either live or recaps) anymore. we're all just suffering from sunk cost
crips v. bloods
I’m not physing combat you
I've seen enough. Send in Frank
>Alex 2 hours into fishtank "HIT MEEEEEE"
>>219188280BASED
Fizzy combat.
>>219188392meth
he read the contract
The show feels much better looking at it from the kitchen camera, actually feels like Fishtank
I'm not fissily kombating you
>>219188359You're too retarded to have ever had a thought about any subject in your entire life. Cutting your dick off because the internet told you would be in character.
landon boxing alex would be kinda funny
what the fuck is happening im half watching it
Why don't they invite Frank back just to fuck with him?>>219188263Yes. It was pathetic.
PHYSICALLY COMBAT
>>219188272burt was talking to alex dressed as goldstriker and then alex's wife got mad and then burt made a move to try to fuck alex and alex got grossed out and started calling him weird and burt got sassy
kekkkk
i can't fizzy combat you
>>219188395C O N T R A C TONTRACT
this is exactly how thankful tank went with alex vs daniel, this is about to drag out for like 3 hours
>>219188373him vs freddy would be the perfect thing. but james drake being pushed in that direction would also be awesome
>>219188329stop asking questions and watch the show
>>219188392lol i was just wondering the same. this niggas on some kinda stim
>it took 2 hours for Alex to start yelling "HIT ME"Kek monkeykingbros we are so back
Bex update
Bex mogs
Alex B is demonstrating what its like to deal with Latina women for Landon so he knows in the future
>>219188386but why lol, is it just their TTS' pitting them against each other?
LANDON × ALEX BOXING ROOM NOWWWWW
>>219188329Watch S2 episodes
Alex explaining the be interesting chat Sam usually does is why he should of been host
>>219188347both
>>219188434>>219188437This is someone's mother
I'm honestly surprised Drake's still there. He's ultra normie and the house is full of gross looking freaks and literal junkies now kek
>You want me to enlighten you? Fine>....tigers are not afraid of monkey....
Alex is sweating kek
CONTRACT CHADS WYA?
>>219188392he seems more methed out than normal
>>219188434she can suck my dick again
>>219188430and people were saying this was going to be bad lmao
Big Josie Twins W
the tiger does not fear the monkey
what's a monkey to a tiger
>>219188418because he's still friends with Sam and they don't want to piss off Sam because he's still bankrolling this shit.
enlighten me
>>219188440no no not now, they're building to it don't blow that load
>>219188272Burt's faggotry was already irking him during famous house and he sexually harassed him every time they interacted since
>>219188437>>219188434MOMMY
>>219188434>>219188437based facebook gooners
>>219188442this is the answer
Why do these retards stick so closely to their animal metaphors? It's so odd to me.
>>219188434>>219188437hottest woman in fishtank history
>>2191883922 shots of bacardi
>>219188434>>219188437mommy
I forgot how legitimately retarded Alex B is. I hope she destroys him mentally. I'd love to see Alex get tricked into cheating on his pig wife and monkey kids
what is it with animals and this show? tiger, monkey, lion, we had a fucking bird yesterday
>ENLIGHTEN ME WHAT HAPPENS IF I MESS WITH THE TIGERLandon was not ready for this lol
>>219188440LANDON WOULD UNIRONICALLY HEEM THIS CRACKHEAD LMFAO
>>219188434>has a kid>immediately goes back to whoring
>>219188434>>219188437Bex mind
>>219188329>How do I get into fishtank?Don't. Leave this place and ignore it.
Landon W.
>>219188434>>219188437Are you fucking kidding me kek
IM DYING LAUGHING
>>219188437>>219188434SEX
>>219188434>>219188437o_o goodness gracious...
green lines much
>>219188430That’s his natural disposition
Alex is literally a better Frank
>>219188434>>219188437mommy bex! <3
This reminds me of a time when a random crackhead on the street started fronting on me. They really do all act like this
Landon is a low iq mentally retarded furfaggot
im a small retarded dog, and my dads dead
>huhlmao
immovable tiger
Anyone remember monkey vs lion being the most pussy bitch fight on s3 lmaoPayton vs. Mizzy was more heavy lmao
Alex is gonna get himself kicked tonight does he not know this is coddle tank now
if alex b was talking like this to me i would be frightened and uncomfortable
Heroin makes you beautiful
>alex picks the weakest male to attack
FINALLY
>>219188496landon fans are THE most delusional niggas on here
>>219188484It's an animal show
James Drake needs to step it up for Landon. Beat this crackhead silly.
>>219188300He’s waiting for Alex to pull something
>>219188434Mom Era
Drake realizing Alex is not playing a part is hilarious
>>219188381Alex is a pussy bitch he would never throw the first punch
lmaooo
gotta give credit to Landon for the autistic stoic composure dealing with this fag
How can anyone deny that Landon is the main character of S5? Twins are fucking nontent.
LANDON IS MOGGING
KNEEL TO S3 GODS
>>219188519it's why all of the rockstars did it
HE'S PISSED
Burt is currently spiraling hard to Binx about not winning S3
Alex B pressing Landon like this is going to earn him a 1 hit KO from Dragon; Alex laying a finger on Landon here would be the worst possible move for him
BASHIR FUCK OFFHATE THAT FAGGOT
Step the fuck up Landon!
>>219188542kek, where?
well congrats landon for winning s5can we skip to rvtank already
This is not the same as S3 Alex. I have not any seen any of his other spinoff appearances, but I heard he just kept picking fights over random shit, and this seems the same
FUCK HIM UP LANDON
bashir has taken the vibe nuke mantle
ALEX BCHAMPION OF FAMOUS HOUSEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hl6KNY10ZA
THIS IS TOO MUCH CONTENT AAAAAHHHHHHHH
alex really did take frank's job, just like he told him to his face. kwab
>>219188542who cares
KILL BASHIR. BEHEAD BASHIR.
bashir is the new vibe nuke
>he's never seen Mowgli
why are Landon and Linus Tech Tips fighting?
alex b fatigue
>>219188483this, I want her to drive him to suicide
bashir with the vibe suicide vest
>Can we not do this for 5 minutes a dayLandon says this all day everyday. Doesn't want to do shit ever.
Lmfao Landon might hit him if this continues
Heroin is the superior drug. The Monkey King has spoken.
Get fuck out of here bashid what the fuck lmao
>bashir cucking content yet again
MOGly
mao gli
>shut the fuck up, nigga
LMAO both turning on bashir was great
lmfao
Islam is a religion of peace
fuck off Bashir this isn't the time
Remind me why people call Bashir content?
>>219188434How do we go from a show with Bex... to this?
Real Hakuna Matata shit coming from Bash rn
>>219188549His stream
fuck off bashir
>>219188531I can't wait for Drake B tommorrow
>>219188550>landon>winning anythingNice joke.
>he doesn't listen to mogwai
bashir is such a faggot pushing friendtank all season
FUCK OFF BASHIR
Hit basheer with hammers
god dammit
>camera pans down to show Alex B standing on the brickKeeeeeeeeeeeeek
lol has he been standing on the brick the whole time?
james drake is the only one who could actually mog the fuck out of alex b and it's not happening
>Any time there's ANY conflict time for Bashir to come calm everyone down! EVERY TIMESeethe more, fat faggot Mints
WAAAAHHHHHH WHY CAN'T I JUST FUCK WITH YOUI WAS JUST FOLLOWING THE WIGGERS ORDERSI SHOULD BE ABLE TO INSULT YOU WITH NO CONSEQUENCES
BASHIR ITS NOT THE TIME TO ACT LIKE JD
>>219188434if she started streaming she would easily amass the biggest army of simps, and rightfully so
overdose on fent every time bashir says "fans will hate me for this" "my stox will drop for this"
>oh no did something actually happen in your 24/7 friend simulator
>alex standing on the fireplace to be taller
>bashir is the only one making content, remember when he attacked that plant that one time?
>going johnny cage
>production told me to
>i'm gonna johnny cage uppercut you right now
I should Johnny Cage uppercut you right now for snitching on production.
Bashir could heal the Sunni-Shia divide
Bashir nuke vibing
>Alex hears Arabic>YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CHANGE MY BELIEFSlmao he's so low iq
>bashir and beth"ooomg i cant believe you would give beth a blanket shes a fucking freeloader!!!!! whos fucking side are you on?!?!?">bashir and alex b "hey whats my friend basedpog basedpog basedpog!!"
>i should johnny cage uppercut you right now
having seen alex box I would not be able to resist clocking him here. even landon the flabby janitor could kick his ass with ease
Kill Bashir and kill Laura
PRODUCTION WE HAVE A PROBLEM
shut up laura shut up bashir
>>219188615kek this is why richie is the goat
>I will johnny cage uppercut you right now
ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACE> ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACE> ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACEISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACE> ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACEISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACE> ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACEISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACE> ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACEISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACE> ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF PEACE
>you snitchin on production?kek based alex
>>219188434>>219188437
You've gotta be careful with junkies, man. Their bodies are fragile from the abuse and if you hit them too hard they'll croak and you'll end up in prison lol
>>219188439their fanbases go harass each other too. alex has attempted a few times to have an amicable contact with burt, but burt starts his gay schizo texts within a day
>>219183511fuck u bitch
did anyone else notice the twins went and got Bashir to protect Landon, so wholesome
great camera work on the shot of Alex standing on the brick lmao
alex 100% cums within 60 seconds
Someone please call this faggot's bluff
Kill Laura and Bashir.
love bash but he's really bad about cucking content
I love how they found this guy during a season that was supposed to cast normal people
Laura has ran her course. Get this spic out of here.
>Bingo stressing over the fightMustardgirl...
>they make him janitor every day, it's literally hellhouse, Alex you don't get it!
Bashir needs to go
>>219188627Alex not wearing a cobra kai costume or dressing like a nigger is just wrong
fuck you all alex was built for fishtank
Omg thank fuck a real fish is here to tell the nufish how it goes, omg they made him clean it's too far lmao these faggots will cry if Sam or Frank come in
They should bring up alex and landon to the boxing room, then sub in drake at the last second
>You were cleaning toilets?......lmfao he sounded sad for him
>bex and the other thiel whore missed on being in a production with bam margeradumb whores
>>219188626>we call it something different in arabic
animal metaphor tank
Bringing Bashir back was a mistake
Alex is already boring me. Was he better in s3 or something?
>>219188672>Laura has ran her course. Get this spic out of here.swap her out for wild randy and kino ensues
Bashir fuck him up or go away
>>219183511
What animal metaphor is the best? Elephant?
>>219188668what content? fake scripted alex b sperg out with landon barely responding
>>219188654based and true
SNAKESWOLVES
>>219188665Same
>snakes are also in the jungle
>>219188680>dressing like a niggerHe dresses like a Kingdom Hearts character
>>219188691nope
lmao
Is anybody actually scared of this crackhead?
bashir trying to tard wrangle but he is way out of his league here
I like Bash but he clearly has a very different understand of this show. He's made it clear that he's the only person who's watched the show 24/7 like us, but he thinks it should be something else
>>219188681bash throwing alex straight into a fight with drake hahahahaha
>>219188620
too bad alex started this so soon. if he waited for landon to get drunk this would have escalated already
>>219188646It would be a good fight desu. I hope it happens
lmk when they stop naming animals and someone throws a punch
Drake is shellshocked
Wow something interesting happened thank god sober muslim basheer was there to make sure nothing interesting happened
How tall is Ben?
kek based ben
God I wish I was Blane right now, just chilling getting to watch this shit in person with no stakes.
First good ben bit lmao
>>219188627post his peter pan selfies
They've already mindbroken him again...
>>219188712Bash stocks rising
i don't even know what alex is mad about
>>219188434is she not with the father of her child? what is she thirst trapping for?
>>219188709Bashir the cuck and Landon
>>2191887245'2"
I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM AB!
>>219188702See>>219188706
Bill Ottman mentioned!
Isnt james drake suppose to be acting like alex b
>>219188709vincent gallo vaping.jpeg
THE GOAT
ALEX IS LEAVING
LMAO BASHIR TRYING TO GET ALEX B TO FIGHT DRAKE
>>219188691this was the best thing
>ben trying to calm the situationIt’s like trying to put a leash on a dragon
>>219188705Was anything actually good in s3?
>>219188700not that I would know anything about thatanyways, if you box, I recommend james drake
>>219188709you should always be wary of a crackhead
>>219188593piss*
ALEX B PUSSY AS ALWAYS LMAO CLASSIC "bring somebody back"
nigga talking about ab
Ben KEK!Ben didn't do shit!Ben didn't fuckin do this!
>>219188702>drake the snake in the backgroundthat was pretty smooth from bashir
>>219188665and then immediately gets up and starts pacing around the room making erratic excuses
>>2191887284'11"
chinese astrology tank
>think about Bingo
>>219188749he did the exact opposite lmao he told Alex Landon was lying about production telling him to do it
>james drake mouthing 'i'm gonna fuck him up'kek
DRAKE JUST MOUTHED HE'S GONNA FUCK ALEX UP
>Alex B immediately pussying out of boxing againPOETRY
>i believe anything ben says>this nigga believed ben was gay
>James Drake is willing to beat the fuck out of himBASED
Drake wants to beat Alex's ass TONIGHT
>>219188733Ben told Landon tell him the house rules and he went apeshit
>>219188749no he was relighting the fuse
>drake mouthing>>I'll fuck him upKINODO IT
james drake mouthing "i'm gonna fuck him up" lol
I don't believe people who type in blue, whatever that means.
>>219188724
>>219188741he's studying the character and needs to act like him later i think
James drake mouthing "im gonna fuck him up"
>>219188724He’s said 5’6, but I think he’s shorter
holy fuck james drake sucks. do something you boring bitch
>>219188770lmao someone clip pls
JAMES DRAKE IS GOING TO KNOCK ALEX B OUT
>>219188767who?
>ftw you get scowled at by your parents
James stocks will go parabolic if he fucks up Alex. This is his season moment
qrd on the last hour? i was playing split fiction with my gf. why are people so mad about alex b
>>219188024If blane drinks hes gonna have a heart to heart with James drake and alex about how much he loves kids lol
>>219188747 Bitchmade muzzie, what did you expect
Come on Drake tell Alex B you took the jacket
I was full team Bashir but the last two days of baseding over Tay and then now this. I'm done. God damn it now I have to support the shitty josie sisters.
>>219188691Yes, his exit sequence with his wife and wild randy was 10/10 fishtank
JAMES DRAKE PLEASE BEAT HIS ASS PLEEEEEASE
Alex B is great. He's singlehandedily destroying friendtank.
>>219188770>>219188772alpha af move if he swings on him (he wont)
>>219188767
>>219188711Bashir doesn't even care about streaming after the show. He only cares about winning the 50k and fucking off back to Arabland with a few American skulls
I am fucking ice cold on Bashir this nigga sucks ass
Laura fucking sucks
this is drakes arc rn..hes the protective normie guy and alex is a chaotic crackhead. perfect
>IQ OF 142>HIGHER THAN BURT
>>219188809Alex B was fawning over Tayleigh too
>>219188781lmfao thank you
where was this james drake energy with ben when he beat up landon
this retard just creates contentfantastic
Alex B is a fucking crackhead, what a psycho. Great pick for freeloader Jet.
>>219188783>>219188778>>219188770>>219188772Please god let alex get absolutely rocked tonight
james has probably met so many people in his life like alex and actually hates him
>>219188832smartest fish of all time
landon's gonna be the worst winner ever
>>219188809>im a fan of Alex b butttBiggest onions ever
>>219188821is this actually real? why did this happen?
>>219188814no he isnt, he is acting like a spastic retard and going after the smoothest brain male in the house
>>219188809 Trying to get Alex to box James was such a snake pussy move
james drake please for the love of god knock his block off
>>219188833Yes I've noticed the worst seem to do that.
Alex literally keeps shoving stuff and bumping into James kek
>>219188809The Sword of Damascus is currently wielded by the sisters anyway.
>>219188835he's wanted to box ben since
>>219188825Alex B giving her absolutely zero attention is based.
Hassling this tard would be legendary but the pay pigs would have a meltdown
>>219188836hostile meth head retard fucks up the good vibes finally
When did Alex B become a chudgang cocksucker lol
>one of jimmys modsgrim
>GOON! THAT'S ONE OF JIMMY'S MODS!What does he moderate?
money golem
Bashir really wants to suck Alex B's cock damnit
It’s amazing how quickly this turned from S5 to Alextank
>goon this is one of jimmy's mods
literally where is emma? did she leave?
>>219188844>NOOO the janitor can't win it has to be my normie You're a piece of shit retard
james drake looks ready for action
>>219188804Bashir is an INT build
>>219187972who is this
Drake is looking to unload. There's hate in his eyes.
lol jimmy x alex b holy shit
>>219188866The 5 people who chat in Jimmy's chat duh.
what's happening right now i've been tuned out
Bongo just mouthed something in the dorm closet, but I caught it too late. what was that about?
methhead completely immune to bashir's muslim-talk-jutsu
DELETE ALL FISHTANK ORBITORS
Alex has a good memory
Would a kind soul be willing to point me toward the youtube playlist.
PLEASE JAMES DRAKE DO IT WIGGERS MAKE IT HAPPEN
this feels like shooting meth for the first time in years after only smoking weed since
If Drake beats Alex's veneers out of his head I'll kneel, Jet.
>>219188836>>219188837He's not going to last. He notoriously can't handle any bantz at all. 2 days at the most.
>>219188863Jimmy and Tayleigh ARE “Fishtank”
Drake needs to beat this guy's ass RIGHT NOW
>>219188026As an American, fuck you Im currently chugging the cheapest vodka i could. Im ginna drink a half gallon of it tonight. Fuck you
>Ben walks upstairs and says the physical contact in the contract is voidedpost yfw
Is there a term for a woman like this?
Jimmy? He’s like the George Soros of this thing at this point
Where is Bingo? Is she safe?
>>219188879High INT low WISBasically the opposite of mizzy
>>219188814no hes the next beth. hes making all the fish join forces because hes such a dick
>at some point I'm gonna mess this guy upkekekek
>>219188876hiding in the bathroom
>I'll being you soon budWhat the fuck did Alex mean by this?
>>219188882smella!
the monkey fears the dragon
>>219188799ben told landon to reign in alex and tell him to calm down because landon is the sheriff landon happened to mention the nuke to alexalex took it as a direct threatalex had 2 shots of bacardithen ben told alex he didn't tell landon to do anything
>Alex B prioritizing audience>Alex B shouting out jimmycord>Alex B saying he'll see jimmy soonlotta mixed feelings here
If anyone here is new and wasn't around for season 3, Alex B is a retard manchild with daddy issues who acts like a crackhead because his brain is fried, and is also a battered husband. He is actually not a threat to pretty much anyone in a fight, he can't fight at all.
>>219188866the rape of shadi
>>219188877Lando nis a piece of shit imbecile retard
>at some point im going ot mess this guy uplmfao
>at some point im gonna mess this guy upbased
>at some point imma mess this guy up
Drake gonna heem Alex
>emma's bf has to watch alex b cuck himbrutal
>jimmy i'll be seeing you soon
>At some point, I'm gonna mess this guy upDrake is so mad about alex lmaoo
>>219188908Bet your life is going really well
>at some point i'm gonna mess this guy up
>>219188892The second he was told Bashir was Muslim he immediately ignored everything he had to say
This has proven exactly why I hate Bashir he is so anti content and he should never of came
>>219188863false hawks
>>219188846it's debatable if it's real or not, my working theory is the baby food had hgh in it to stop bingo losing a pound a day
JAMES DRAKE ACTIVATED
>>219188910Torta
production needs to get Drake and Alex to box, what are they doing?
>>219188889"I love anon, from /ftl/"
lip reader chads what did bolho say?
LOL>drake: at some point im going to mess this guy upLETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
>at some point, I'm gonna mess this guy upFUCKING PLEASE JAMES DRAKE IT'D BE SO FUNNY
>>219188926>>219188927>>21918892826 27 28 lol
>emma is all smiles because she found a new attack dog to sic on bashir and landon
imagine the fucking insanity that would ensue if frank showed up now or tomorrowdo it wiggers
hes heated
>>219188910Disgusting
Where are twins? Honestly, get Alex b out. It was funny as a bit but he’s taking too much attention away from the fish. It’s not his season but they’re making this the Alex b show now.
>>219188910Fridgemode
These orbitors need to fucking go
I fucking love how much Alex has everyone in the tank terrified. It’s like a reverse hostage situation
Bashir stalking Alex around the house trying to stop content
>>219188887
Wtf when did Alex B show up?
ALEX × LANDON BOXING MATCH SOON PLS
>>219188910Back in they day they would call them a groupie.
>>219188850lol he did that? he'll take Vance but not Alex B?
>>219188933he got mogged by an alpha meth addict retard
any evidence that this is a legitimate gameshow competition in any way
>>219188847Sorry your wholesome retard chungus got put in his place by Alex B of all people.
>>219188949Alex B refuses to box he was in a seething rage about it in season 3, he only fights with bare hands and teethe according to him
>>219188910torta
Bashir constantly trying to talk to alex is so pathetic
>>219188912she was laughing at alex b earlier, seems like she thinks his crackhead behavior is kinda funnybongo seems more bothered by him surprisingly
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP RUINING MY FRIENDTANK
Binx and Burt both burting off live to Alex, completely in love with him.
>>219188910cumguzzle
James Drake beat his ass tonight or you're a bitch
Bashir moping there is someone who he can't manipulate into being anti content
>>219188963pussy laughed when ben actually beat up landon hes a bitch
>>219188863Chudgang sends him money and acts like they are the "cool kids"
>>219188925Why does that make you so mad?
>lets talk guys come on lets work it out s5 fish have no idea how to wrangle this guy
i love alex b but i really want to see james drake hit him
>basgir realizing it's impossible to have a conversation with alex Lmao
they are going to fucking kill him.
James needs to beat him up he needs a big moment
dont even need frank hassle at this point kek
WHOS LEAVIN NIGGA
We need alex vs. Drake TONIGHT
my son... benji
JAMES DRAKE CHALLENGE HIM NOW
>>219188963The tweaker is spiking his cortisol levels
ALEX B WEPT
>>219188877Landon's not gonna win anyway so i don't know why that fag is whining
>>219188953>>219188954major JD redemption arc if he fights the junkie
For the newfags:https://youtu.be/hLv5H5yW0CE?si=2aivA0j5r4A-5GGeDrake would seriously fuck him up. Alex is a pussy through and through
Landon is a faggot retard and a little pedo bitch
>>219188080It actually gets worse after the first 12 the "high" is the chill part then the comedown turns tou schizo. You could tells hes geeked by the way he was turning and rolling his jaw when he got pissed at Landon
>>219188981its all performative retard
GET THE WINGS!!! DRAGON KING VS MONKEY KING
>getting to experience people's reactions to Alex B again He did this shit for 2 fucking weeks 24/7. It's not a bit. He's really like this and he's like this for 20 people on his instagram lives.
>benleaks was one of alex's monkeys the entire time
>>219188991yo bro say whatever you want BUT GO AFTER MY FRIENDS
>>219188991He wants to beat the shit out of Alex B retard.
his goddamn son... how could they...
didn't he kill benji?
Alex is the immovable object
>>219188982>he only fights with bare hands and teethe according to himoh god I forgot about this cope lmfao
>>219189005let the tension build up. it's too soon.
little bitch tiger back in his cage
to be fair, alex was saying thank you to a letter
>my monkeys are my children
Someone please help me find the youtube playlist
>>219189034and pencils
>I dont believe in evolution
Alex is like 90% to completely bweaking the tank
>>219189016he looks like a human monkey
why is emma acting she's infatuated with alex b. It's so strange
Bingo is drunk
>my fuckin son, how could they
>I don't believe in evolution
>>219189008Alex B is season 5s frank cause there so coddled
>>219188980First season?
>I don't believe in evolution, but they have 98% human DNA>I agree with you, man
>>219189031
Bashir is getting to the limits of his Islam training
>>219188850it was a move of respect, everyone in the house knows drake can probably kill alex with one punch. and the wiggers know this too so they are not going to allow it.
>It might get messy, twiiiins!Drake might actually do it, holy fuck
can somebody help me stay strong and not buy a pass i'm getting sick of director mode
lol you can get angelina to do cameos for 5 dollars https://www.cameo.com/purplemoths?aaQueryId=6b58bc7100b6e25bd252e785637275db
didn't watch s3. does alex ever turn off?
>>219188892Is this your bit or something?
ALEX SAVED THE SEASON
Current energy
>production said so
HONK THAT SHIT LAURA
>>219188949alex got beat by singnal, quit and cried about a knee injury
>>219189050fight ,flight ,freeze or FAWN
>Landon thinks god has sent him to teach Alex B patience and empathy
james drake hovering and not doing shit
could someone share the go file link to s3 eps?
>Production said so
>Alex B making content>All friendtank can do is awkwardly stand next to him and beg him to say>Production says you have to be nice
>>219189051Thank you. Please collect clips.
>yeah i took your jacket, what are you going to do about it?FUCKING DO IT DRAKE
Why is Bashir so desperate to deescalate this
>>219189002Never meet your heroes
>>219189050production told her to wrangle all his fish gifts plus she has befriended every freeloader that has come into the house so they wont fuck with her and it has worked every time
>>219189073burt tried with meds ( and was successful ) outside of that..
The SECOND alex b gets a whif of drake trying to step up to him he's going to pull his tough guy crackhead schtick and drake is not gonna back down like the rest of them
imagine getting to meet alex b and then he fucking hates you because he is retarded
>>219189068your money will pay for dude wipes to clean jet's ass before another teen groupie rims him
It really sucks that the friendtank vibes are going to come together to get him out and we'll get maybe two days max of Alex B. We need freeloader teammates for him, stat.
>>219189073Only time he turned off was when burt gave him some schizo pills
>>219189073Yeah but he's 100% on some type of upper rn. He's in rare form
>>219189091hes too mad to say anything lmao
>>219188089They were all dead for a while day after drunk pos
Landon is gonna break down crying
>>219189091he's monitoring the situation
>>219189091He's in protection mode and will leap into action to save landon
i forgot how easy it is to gaslight this emaciated retard lol
>>219189067uh oh drake's gettind pissed. the red hulk confirmed??
Boingo in the sauna rn
alex, can i ask you a question? alex? alex, man. can i- can i ask you a question?
>>219189099JET MAKE THIS HAPPEN
>i was doing shits and giggles with youLandon is Jimmy coded
>>219188910slattern
>>219189072how much to eat her TLP ass
>>219189100he is friendtank’s strongest soldier
>>219189108why would he clean before
james fucking face please bake
>>219189100religion of peace
>>219189091he's waiting for it to get physical then he's gonna go in for the kill
>>219189090Bashir*
@jet is drake not landon
The Binx TTS tilted him lmao
lil chair kickwhat a bitch
BINX TTS BROKE HIM
>Alex smashes his face on the hanging vapefucking kek
I'm getting nervous bros
I hate this season but I won't lie, alex and landon in combination is gold
Alex B tardrage lmao
>>219189072fuck off angie you beat hoe
KEK why did the binx tts set him off?
>>219189093nooooo not my boy landon
binix sends her regards
>>219189114lmao true
>>219189073no, they had to medicate him to keep him docile during the Famous House gaslight
>>219189150lmao
>one word about binx and he goes apeshit
>>219189100Cause he is the most anti content faggot to ever be on the show
I would have exploded if this methhead touched my chest
>>219189128>GIGGLES??>WATS GIGGLES?!
over a binx tts????
The binx tts was the final straw
don't bake i'm baking
32 btw
>>219189144>32 by the way ehehehe
james drake hasnt said a word to the dude but thinks hes gonna fuck him up
SEND IN THE BINX
UNLOCK THE FUCKING GOO ROOM
>1 binx tts
>>219188832Burt's is 160, which is basically the maximum standard psychometrics will assign to someone
>he's so easy to tilt
>>219189153everybodies been saying the cast is good but needed an Alex B or Freddy
His wife does not like Binx, remember
>>219189177what was it lol
LET THE BINX TTS FLOW
>>219189100Bashir is unironically pro-friendtank
>>219188434>>219188437chat why are the millennial fishgirls so much hotter than the zoomer ones?
lmao wtf
he's gonna quit before the end of tonight lol
>>219189068they intentionally left director (kick) on an empty room last night to force people to buy the pass and insisted it was on autopilot when it wasn't
Alex is so hammered already
>>219189139well, everyone can go to bedit's never going to get physical, Alex B is a coward he doesn't actually get physical lmao
>>219189184gonna cry?
>>219188119Hes there to fuck shit up
kayfabe
what the fuck is even going on lmao
awwwww Landon v Alex moment
binx has stolen so many hearts
what'd he say to landon?
>>219189188burt fucked the psychologist to get into mensa to fuck other old men
Alex isn't even gonna last 12 hours lol
What did Alex whisper to Landon?
Fucking whispertank immediately>>219189195It literally just asked if he fucked binx and he just ran the fuck out of the room
Lol people forget how easily Alex B flips from hostile to being a person's best friend
what did he tell landon to not repeat?
>>219189214a tts mentioning binx really hurt his feelings
>>219189219he still loves binx
>>219189072Will she say "I'd love to suck your juicy cock then take it inside of, anon" or something to that effect?
>>219189219im here to fuck shit up, go with it
>>219189215trying to communicate through layers of kayfabe and retardation
sooo he did fuck binx?
The funniest part is him still not understanding the concept that this is a show.
new >>219189228
alex b went from hating landon’s guts to spilling his deepest secrets to landon
>>219189214Alex b is fucking insane and Landon the autistic is trying to reason with him. An impossible task
>>219189134this particular groupie is a little prettier than the rest
>>219189221it only costs $4000 to get into mensa
>>219189219He asked him what a Monte Cake is
>>219189100 He's an attention whore
>stop being rational!>i hate it when people make it hard to argue withWhat the fuck does he mean by this?
>>219189188he also runs a test cheating company, just food for thought
>>219189219pee is stored in the balls
“Stop being rational” -Alex B
Sheriff McLawdog
>>219189240Prolly cuz he freaked that much
>>219189195Just asked if he tapped that
>>219188176No hes gonna wear his fuckign jacket hes been fuming about losing lmao
>>219189256He literally can't be coherent for 3 seconds.
>>219189219I heard him say production,the TTS was probably from them, code for triggering something for Alex to do
Landon is....fucking winning the deescalation of drunk Alex?
>>219189256he wants Landon to get emotional
>>219188209I think Landon dgaf he just thinks hell get booted if he does smth
>>219189335something about all of this does feel a little fake/artificial
>>219189344autism beats psycho in social rock paper sciccors
>>219188238He weighs like 75lbs thats like his wife finishing off the bottle
Alex B is some how worse about tts than he was on season 3.
>>219188266He probably will ngl just seems like Alex is afraid of him and busy picking on landon
>>219189240not a chance lmao, he probably just wants people to think he did because he's obsessed
god he's such a nigger
>>219188934Actually yeah im doing great and im happy I just cant sleep n I like to get wasted
>>219188980No this is a soap opera
>>219189010Alex is getting ready for a quick exit after he either busts his chin in the counter or gets the shit beat outta him
>>219189395Season 5 is faketank its all scripted
