Happy Birthday Dear Alex Edition>FTL News-- Alex B is high-- Alex B is leaving-- Alex B is drunk-- Alex B new freeloader-- Frank Hassle hasn't heard anything from them, he's at home-- Emma nudes leaked by bf-- Jet spamming porn>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivePrev >>219196393
Sex with Binx
>>219198401>Emma nudes leaked by bfPost em
>>219198460fake
>>219198460Check pornzog
>>219198338>>219198338>>219198338real bake>>219198338>>219198338>>219198338
>>219199035Alright what do I search?
>>219198460They were grim, man.
>>219199035fuck that video with turbo on pornzog was so good I wanna do gicky gackers to her
why is my gf flirting with fucking Alex B???
Why is Alex seething at Drake?
>>219198460fake or real ni ?
>>219199365Because he knows Drake could fuck him up, just like Bash said, he will kill you lol
Emma's backstabbing of James Drake right now seems genuine, and would anyone put it below her?
Bongo is practicing fecal retention hoping Landon will allow her to contribute to the nuke
i need a fucking playlist link maaaaan. watching this faggy zoomer commentate over it is too much for me.
>the show that is impossible to watch is now impossible to discuss as welldead show
>>219199608I can't watch this bitch even with Alex B around, what did she say?
>>219199744She said "He like, he like pushed you didn't he?"Then a few mins later buttered him up with her typical bullshit, "You're like, the most genuine person I've met in this house, I feel like. And like, everyone else in this house is kind of like, a snake"
>>219199763Just general paranoia, I guess. She's at her funniest when she's insisting that Bashir must be lying and when he gets to top 3 he's just going to start throwing people out of the house.
How is this nigga still awake?
>>219199766Wtf happened here?
>>219199954The mighty knight sir James Drake protected King Landon from Alex B’s disrespectful pokes
Frank hassle is 20 minutes away from sucking a cock!
>>219199846how many basement sesh's has he had?
Why is Emma flirting with the monkey king? what about her jewish boyfriend?
>he's still going
I really hope they extend the season past 30 days. I don't want it to end
>>219200061I don’t
They only needed to shave 1 week off. 35 days would be perfect.
bro said hawaii only has 8 islands
it's crazy how good this show could be if production cared literally at all
>>219200088yeah :/
I just made the biggest mistake of my lousy career
Alex got more insane somehow
if you guys don’t stop restreaming the show, jet is threatening to show jupiter’s nudes on screen!
>>219200101lol i read it in his voice
>>219200061I can’t wait for this to end, better to not drag it out even longer
sucks i cant listen to the rest of alex bs rambling as i go to bed on my smart tv because theres no youtube stream
>>219200000alhamdulillah
Airball.
>>219199789The stupidest part is that Bashir seems to be the person LEAST attracting Alex B's ire because he keeps going on about him being genuine
>>219200111fuuuuuck this bitch gets me so hard
I miss Vicky
>>219199954>YOU TALK ABOUT IT- SO BE ABOUT IT!!
>>219200148
>>219200148Vicky was the only one that did shitEveryone else is reactive
>>219200148me 2 :(
>>219200088Fishtank is a series of great ideas which wiggers will halfass every single time.
>>219200131mashallah
Apologize
>>219200175she's only good for sitting on my cock and nothing else
Sucks that JD bullied Vicky out of the show because she was acting like a drunk POS during drunk POS challenge
i have never felt a way about anybody online until the twins. im going to be sad once fishtank ends and they stop being online :(
Why did they attach the nontent to the content
>>219200186it's one of the many reasons I hate JD
>>219200175I am sorry she turned out to be an awful freeloader. Thank you King Bashir.
>>219199990Still wouldI'm the last one standing among those who wouldShadiLet's run it
I know some of you genuinely want frank 2 show up, but who can he even hassle since JD is gone, alex again? freeloader on freeloader sounds boring, Landon and Bashir won't care, and I'm expecting another Josie situation where he just gives up on hassling them because they don't care
tf am i doing awake
>>219198401at least these gay bot spam threads will die down for a day
>>219200200moxley goodson
why do bingo's nipples look like this?
RUT RO!https://filesdotcatbox.moe/bimdcs.mp4
>>219200200moxley boy
>>219200175She was goatedOnly got kicked because of bashir's tard rage
>>219200188
>>219199954James Drake roid raging over nothing when Alex made a harmless joke about gorilla nests.
>>219200190Alex is too much content on his own. They have to water him down.
>>219200211this gave me a virus
>>219199608she's literally always palling around with the enemy
>>219200202season 5 cast has proven to be the most formidable cast against freeloaders, there's literally nothing he could to do them. the only appeal to bringing frank on would be to see him humiliated even worse than he was by the season 3 cast
Alex fucking sucks he's exhausted what little he has to offer already and has been looping for hours
>>219200230it's like she'd rather be a freeloader
i guess laura didn't know the night vision was on
How can one person yap so much
poor Ben Taylor
>>219200236hope she gets wiggered
>>219199954James D activated
>>219200232james drake would probably shatter his jaw which would be cool
>>219200196>>219200223she wants to fuck bashir lmao
landon, james drake, and bashir are the bookhouse boys
>>219200224i really want to smell their rancid morning breath bro and their shit encrusted assholes
>>219200175Our Queen!!!!!1
I hope you're prepared for Alex yapping the rest of the season
>>219200175good ending is where she and bashir do a livestream event together where she lives with him for a few days and tries to learn how to be a holy woman and renounces her evil ways
Haven't watched in a few days, Alex B is actually in the house? The wiggers are getting desperate aren't they
Where are we watching
Friendtank vs. Freeloaders is the angle
>>219200259>Rest of the season He's not lasting more than 2 days
>>219200267the website
>>219200251>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsIWQA2CsPUgood cover of that track
I've had the stream on mute or hours now and if i didnt know any better i'd think it was stuck in a loop
>>219200267ppv
>>219200263Alex B has been goranian kino this time
>>219200202HE HAS TO ENTER WHEN IT'S ALREADY COMPLETELY NUTS. MINTS CAN PLAY THRASH METAL MUSIC FOR THE VIEWERS AND THEN FRANK JUST TURNS THE HOUSE INTO A MOSH PIT AND SLAMS INTO EVERYBODY.
>>219200086It has like a bunch of em there's even a frost one and a fire one
Bashir>Tayleigh you are one of the best fishtank contestants of all time. You showed unimaginable strength and resilience. It means a lot that you would send me a rose. Thank you Tayleigh
Freeloaders carrying the show is the angle
This guy's vague threats are empty when he got bitched so early on sadly
>>219200265bashir v james is the real story of this season, actual real drama and odd brotherhood at times. wiggers obsession with the twins and landon is pathetic
>>219200242>makes them a gorillion dollars in one night>complains about itSuffering from success
Emma flirting with the clearly doped up guy made me realize how grim it really is. and she even has a boyfriend.
>>219200261
>>219200196This entire counterattack gave me the biggest adrenaline rush this season, maybe the only real one. Tonight's conflict with Alex B wasn't even remotely exciting because, like James Drake pointed out, he's full of shit and all talk. When Bashir pursued this retaliation I was amped to see it be a success, and it more than delivered.
I think Emma has lost about 40lbs since her audition video. Every fish has lost at least 10lbs since s5 started. Are they not feeding them or something? I thought they learned from Gritstank during s2.
I went away for five seconds, why is Emma dancing like a hoe?
>>219200223She sucked and got what she deserved.
>>219200202Bashir would quit the show in 10 minutes
>>219200287
>>219200290Based Taytriot
>>219200308No food plus no snacks plus physical activity all day
>>219200316lol, no
I hope frank really doesnt go on because the meme i make out of all the begging messages is going to be straight fire and he'll never live it down
>>219200209>expecting ugly girl>get cute girl with bad haircut>mfw
>>219200308They get like one meal a day and have to pay for their food now
>>219200316you're a retard. he's already contemplated frank and talked about him many times.
>>219200287he legit seems like he's been possessed by an evil spirit that's harvesting his pain and suffering
everytime i tune back in alex b goes>IT TOOK THREE PEOPLE
Which girls do you think enjoy anal
>>219200188They'll keep being online and make shitty collabs that will ruin everything that is good about them, which is even worse + you'll get to see it happen
>>219200202As far as I can tell he's capable of breaking down all of the remaining fish, Emma would walk if he went hard on her, not sure any of the others would but they'd def suffer.
>>219200232LOL
>>219200339Emma
>>219200318goran
>>219200211virus link do not click
>>219200316u don’t understand he literally dumps condiments on u
>>219200287I doubt it, besides the lolcow factor I never liked this faggots presence. Just an annoying fake person who deserves the get his shit beaten out of him
>>219200308Get rid of unlimited snacks and Doordash and this would happen to the entire population.
>>219200300good woman
>>219200302she knows about the inheritance
Emma is loki goated
>>219200339
>>219200287>goranian>kino
>>219200343I completely forgot abt emma, I guess tht wld ok or entertaining
>>219200296them being the final 2 would be absolute kino
>>219200345Emma just does that shit for her jew boyfriend because she's so easy to manipulate.
>>219200339Emma and Bongo
Alex B is already completely destroyed and it's only been a few hours
Hhehehe withdrawals
>>219200265james drake bashir yaoi power couple :3
this show will ruin your life, but sometimes it can save it.
I want them to lock Alex in the house and everyone start poking him with a stick
Basneed would cry over frank let’s be honest
>>219200367It would be like a non retard version of S2 final two
>>219200371All he had to to was calm the fuck down
Emma winning with bare minimum effort is the funniest outcome because it would piss off a lot of chudgang fans
>>219200334I didn't see it myself but I read Bashir regretted wishing for Zyns instead of Frank after winning the portrait challenge.
>>219200343The entire arc of this season is about Friendship conquering Hate.
Alex B knows Fishtank is an intense place, he's also been told since 2024 that his season was tame compared to the others, BUT he had one of the most traumatic experiences ever. So today he entered the house prepared for the worst and it's understandable that he would try to be the aggressor if the only other option is being a humiliated abused victim
>>219200383mostly if he causes irreparable damage to his clothing
>>219200364>he doesn't know
>>219200383if anything he wld just get in a condiment war with him
>>219200394She's team Alex so we want her to win
>>219200373
Laura could sleep through a hurricane
>>219200383You cannot send in Frank on the S5 cast lets be real... they would all walk.
>>219200395Yes, he even tried to recant his wish and summon Frank like some unholy Djinn
EMMA IS DANCING GUYS
>>219200380Based Landlord glow up
>>219200254>>219200224bump
>>219200402that's neptunian my nigga
>>219200380all time glowup
>>219200407>we
>>219200394AB would cry about how she didn't play the made up Big Brother vision she has of the show in her fat head correctly
>>219200296James v any fish in the finals is a good dynamic
Throw rocks at mints fishtoy
Sam needs to come and give spankings with a cricket bat to mints, ben, jet, maejok, new chris lynch, and whoever else is there. Bam can give him high fives for support. Beat that ass. Everyone needs humbling every once in a while. Make Emma a cheerleader and the landlord can say "aw shit, that's fucked" and then the contestants will be in perplexity and be nice.
>>219200411I think Drake would just knock him out.
>>219200300she has the weirdest ass
>>219200402good = neptunian kinobad = goranian chemo
>>219200416You have it backwards. Neptunian is light natured, Goranian is dark. Picrel is an example of Neptunian kino
>>219200380I think its less the show and more that hes actually getting nutrients instead of bread with cheese 24/7
>>219200400I think he expected everyone to worship him.
>>219200363>>219200339no seriously why is he blue
>>219200420I'm speaking for chudgang (Team Jon, Summer, Jimmy, Alex B, Burt, Luke, Freddy)
Emma just got jump scaredcontent
Why do people join fishtank just to quit immediately
>>219200435>chemo>bad
lmao his voice is so gone
>>219200407alex is the heel, we're not rooting for him or his team
>>219200411i hope they send fatboy in just so i can get another kino webm like this
>>219200452he has argyria
>>219200452indigo clothing dye
>>219198442many are saying this
>>219200411no they wouldn't
Goodnight little monkey.
this faggot is ruined
Binx was a terrible contestant
>>219200459that’s just what the terms are man don’t take it up with me
KEK
I really want Alex B. JOI...
Humbly requesting someone to slopgen Alex's face on to this so i can give it item text
>>219200416Neptunian kino is LARP and framing kinoGoranian chemo peepeepoopoo grim and fucked kino
>>219200411you have it completely backwards
>>219200380Landon will 100% get a free gf after this, and I'll be happy for him
>>219200465>10 second clip before and after Simbal kwabed for days
>>219200460kek
>>219200477no it's not, chemo is the opposite of cancer my nigga
Gnomemaxxing letty
>>219200476everybody with a brain is saying this
>>219200422disagree. there is tension between him and bashir, and none between the other fish. i do think this is the season where a normie should win but him going against landon or the twins or, heaven forbid, emma, has zero stakes.
>>219200445this. and not just eating all the time. he must be a really lazy janitor
>>219200457Because they have these fantasies in their heads about being the new based content mogger but the reality hits on their face like a wet rag
>>219200465Fucking glorious.
>>219200484He already has a foid hookup ready she was sending him loveletters with contact details said she would take his virginity too
at this point chad is going to go super aggro on any freeloader that comes in. It'd be funny seeing fatass frank get mogged.
>>219200474>>219200478time to man up and be like your dad, get rest
Binx knew about Fishtank and lied about it
How come Alex gets the girls in his room while the dorm gets the goblin twins?
>>219200492I’m just telling you people use neptunian kino to refer to good stuff and goranian chemo to refer to bad stuff
>>219200478anyone have a screenshot [or webm] of Seth's arrival night? Alex's confidence here is a stark contrast to Seth's nervesthanks
>>219200421shes fat irl
Did Bashir leave or did I dream that
I still don’t understand why Frank didn’t bully Binx at all
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT BINGO AND BONGOS RANCID MORNING BREATH SMELLS LIKE NOW
>>219200465Lmao I remember Simbal always had makeshift weapons to use against Frank. Him using the breaking bad plate shard tech was kino
>>219200506loling at frank doing the whole you raped me in my dream thing on james
spooning with benleaks
i really dont want to leave my computer all night having the stream hooked up to my tv but you leave me no choice.thanks for ruining the youtube playlist you fucking NIGGERS
>>219200261she highkey wants him BAD
>>219200521he was the first person eliminated but he came back
>>219200524definitely feet & bong water
>>219200523she was holding the hassle immunity luggage
>>219200512and she still lost LOL
>>219200498The problem is getting rid of the tards.Honestly, I think the best setup for the final 4 is a team thing where they don't rig it and Bashir is alone, followed by a split/steal game theory thing where Drake snakes both the twins and Landon for the win while Bashir as a freeloader tries to convince them to flip on Drake.
>>219200502sure, frank
>>219200516no they don't, you misinterpreted it
>>219200549
>>219200549best freeloader to ever do it
>>219200188Jet was asking them today what else they want to do other than sell their art and they said do cartoon reviews.
>>219200536Youtube is a bad platform, all it takes is them flashing nudity for one second to take down private channels due to auto-moderation.
>>219200553What will her boyfriend status be after seeing her flirting with alex all night?
>>219200465imagine him falling down all the stairs in the foyer
>>219200549>made bingo and bongo cry and screamgoat freeloader
>Frank egged on Burt to sue the show>What the heckerino, Jet has an obligation to bring Frank on!Honestly, if I'm in Jet's shoes, I'm not going to let somebody who tried to shitbag me on my show.
>>219200565Still jewish probably
>>219200552Oh no, you misunderstand. I love watching this fat faggot eat shit.
>>219200555no you did
>>219200549That's the first ever fishtank bird almost murdered by shock when it heard Bongo's banshee cry at full volume.
>>219200383bashir has been fantasizing about the shit he wants to do to frank since before the season started
>>219200555
>>219200583i know sister tayleigh didn't come up with that opinion on her own but its the right one to have.bitch even drags down alex b in a way.
>>219200583The OG vibe killer would know
>>219200549Rip lil bird nigga, Wrangled by Drake, Karate chopped by Bashir and finally sub come to stress from the twins releasing a banshee scream trying to save the bird.
>>219200583Is Tayleigh really a Bashtard?
>>219200549It's fucked up that James Drake sent that bird to hell
remember when tayleigh attacked xavier cause she tonight he was her /bant/ stalker lol
>>219200592no i didn't, cancer is bad and chemotherapy cures cancer. kill yourself
>>219200549>show up uninvited>get in the house without even an interviewMight be the most brutal mogging the tank has ever seen.
>>219200600
these three laughing at landon gettin pissed off at ben telling him to get up and start up the sauna was really great.could finally see them have a moment together at the absurdity of things
>>219200571fuckin kek
Do you miss JD?
Fell asleep the last three hours. Anything of note happen other than Alex pacing around and yelling at tts and Emma following him around?
>>219200580Frank and Burt was a great duo after the show
>>219200613I know what chemo does you fucking retarded autist, I didn’t create the phrases. stop having your period all over the thread.
BingoBongo
>>219200631I do until I remember how annoying and cringe he was
>>219200524>>219200540BUMP
season so bad i end up forwarding parts of the recap because its so just so badben and jet are on drugs and need to be in prison
>>219200631in some ways yes but the vibes are better without him
>>219200631yes
>>219200638you didn't create the phrases and you also didn't understand them
>>219200606I dunno but its good to see she has not got any more humble with time still a massive cunt. I think everybody but James drake are pro chudgang in the house
it's chemo
Imagining a scenario where Alex gets trapped by jigsaw and he just doesn’t understand anything going on
>>219200631not at all
>>219200613Chemo is a jewish invention its poison
>>219200648yeeehh
I like that Alex B pushed back on Bashir and said he didn't like when people push religion on him
>>219200631nah he sucked. just sucked attention to himself the whole time.people dont realize how fuckin awful he was for the average viewer not zonked out on drugs or drunk.literal narcissitic faggot attention whore.
I was in such a miserable mood but tonight has cheered me up like a school girl fucked silly. Thanks Jet.
>>219200635nah...some funny TTS making Alex shit his pants is all
>>219200655no you didn’t understand them because you have autism
>>219200606she is
>>219200665>>219200667>no satan GETblessed thread
>>219200606>he doesnt know
>>219200631Yeah... no
>emma has a stick on pussygrim
>>219200631He was a good foil towards the end, but he didn't fucking do anything for the first 2 weeks, and even when trying to mess with Bashir he did a piss poor job of it.Bezos would've honestly been better if he didn't get doxxed like a bitch, even if he was just a budget Frank Hassle for Vicky.
Airball
>>219200674your posts are cancer (that's a good thing)
>>219200684what do you mean by this
So when are they sending in Alex's wife? after he kisses Emma or before that?
vicky.....
Alex B looks like the kid in school who shit his pants
rare bongo
>>219200631no, his shitty preacher impression and banging on shit only to get owned by his target was pathetic
>>219200702
*saves another season*kneel
i dont understand why they dont do mario party rules. you just accumulate points(LIKE STOIX) and whoever has the most wins or something.just dont have stoix and just have the points be invisible.because i keep thinkin how much people would be around new people or gettin to know eachother. like if they build friendslop or rivalries
>>219200682Tayleigh is one of bashirs 4 discord wives
>>219200707
>>219200688it’s ok to have autism little guy
JD really stole the "that's fair" meme from Peter. Every time its said now I'm going to think of JD instead.
I was going to make a post about how this season is lacking a "good woman" (trish, direnc, etc), but then I remembered that Antara exists.Would you guys classify Emma as a TLP? I think she's too ugly despite having the right body
>>219200693its bolted on instead of being integrated
So april fools what are they gonna do? or another vibe reset day
ALXB STOX almost as low as MIDG's lmao
>>219200726they both look so much better with long hair
>>219200719because that'd be boring
>>219200719Because wiggers are too stupid to keep track or try and make it fair without sandbagging.
>>219200693Velcro pussy
>>219200702>>219200712>>219200557https://youtu.be/9OZ-yNdKw3o
>>219200719jet spends a whole day doing freeloader apps and rethinking the style only for him to go to sleep and wake up with an empty brainthey cant do anything with him in charge
Did one of Bam's dog die? Emma said "I heard what happened to your dog, that was so sad" and Bam replying "Yeah, I haven't had time to process it"
what did he mean by this?
>>219200745bongo mogs bingo
>>219200723kek
>>219200719people say this every season. eliminations literally kill the show
>>219200753>>219200735so big labias, got it. >i dont have any jd images
>>219200759they said his dog named emma died
>>219200759The dog in the "?" ritualposts died I think /ftl/ manifested it
>>219200738they make you name anime characters to solve the captchai just type "chinese cartoon fukken bullshit" for every one and it seems to work out
humans of planet earth are launching a rocket with 3 people and a girl to the moon tonight and its all gonna be livestreamedthats the real fishtank... no... spacetankjet lost nasa won
>>219200781bashir's 5th wife
alex b wasn't ever going to sleep, was he?what drugs is he even taking at this point?
>>219200733direnc beat angie with freeweights
>>219200775JD tier joke m8
>>219200779literally who cares
hiro sucks at april fools
>>219200772thats what they get for platforming a witch today
I heard Burt was freaking out when Alex first got on and was made the winner of S3, but I was too busy watching Alex. Are there any clips or videos of it? His youtube channel doesn't have anything.
imagining a scenario where a piece of debris falls off the rocketship and slices through jets skull on the way down
>>219200733that whole bottle fits
>>219200631i miss jd a lot ive only been watching a little bit afterwards because i like laura and have a crush on blane
>>219200779no peepeepoopoo no watch
>>219200686When Bezo said "this is not how you play the game" to Vicky I got the ick. Very AB coded.
>>219200794good thing i don't care what u think
>>219200779You shouldn't have leaked that. Mints is going to get them taken down now
this season has been really light on screenshots for me
>>219200779space is fake and gay
>>219200775Thats Sakamoto from Nichijou easy
>>219200302Will Emma be target #1 if jackie shows up ready to kill?
>>219200797i was just about to say this is the worst april fools ever>>219200801
>>219200753what?
>>219200772why do pitublls sit like this anyway?
>>219200775>he posts on an anime website>doesn't watch anime???
>>219200817
>>219200822space is real and cool, actuallynigger
>>219200762alex and binx hooked up at an unknown location
I really did not miss the lil maejok sfx
>>219200831they want to killkillkillthat's all
Getting an electric sit/stand desk has been the best improvement to my fishtank viewing experience. Don't feel like such a piece of shit sitting in a chair for a month. Shit's expensive though.
>>219200745>Wouldtrue for bingo, not for bongo
>>219200772I checked Bam's wife's instagramTheir dog Emma died , 14 hours agoThis dog is actually dead now :(
>>219200842>Big black void with some rocks in itSpace is nontent
>>219200775>actually answered the APRIL FOOL'S DAY captcha chat, is he cooked?
>>219200855this. we can't even live on any of them. we can't even leave low earth orbit thanks to the van allen belts
>>219200831because their bone structure and muscles are made to be sturdy as fuck for fighting and they can't sit properly because of that.
is emma the first fishtank death?
What's with the anime, is 4chan some kind of anime place
they should fly sam out with chris lynch not to be goldstriker but freeload as "sam hyde from pause snack continue" and he just streams skyrim in the computer room
>>219200853bingo looks better in that photo i agree, but her mole really grosses me out
>>219200779Russia launched a dog onto the moon in 1957
>>219200854Emma moved on
>>219200779Wasn't the original crew supposed to be all women to price women are the best? Whatever happened there?
>>219200854nooooooooo
>>219200872ever play Golden Sun?
jets brain is friedfishtank died overnightnobody criedits all right
>>219200854I forget, was this the weak dog that got bitched by the other ones, or was it the older one?
>>219200883>onto the moonlow earth orbit. the dog also overheated to death
>>219200791>resorts to cocksucking position
>>219200856repent, zoomer
what do you even do with the body of your dead dog when you're working in another state. Put it in a cooler of ice or something?
>>219200906I just got this and I was happy that it accepted the ~.
Alex is dying
do women consider ben attractive?
enjoy the official cut of ‘never die living’https://x.com/firesoftruth/status/2039094011500093572?s=46
Can someone post the Vance cocklips Jimmy tts?
>>219200914
>>219200480Where the fuck is redbam poster when you actually need him
What would it be like if JD was still there?
>>219200863Does your belt stop your gunt from spilling over your pants?
>>219200906hey you're that fag from the other thread who tries to "lil bro" everyonedid you listen to any of my music recs?Slim Shady and Brown Trucker stayed in my head after our previous run-inwant more recs?
>>219200924nah
>>219200914uhhh landon....today your janitorial job is to get the shovel and bury bam's dog in the backyard.BUT I READ THE CONTRACT AND...
>>219200817No theme
>>219200733Emma has a much better face than direc.Direnc is nightmarish.Emma also doesn't wear makeup.Both are ugly as fuck though
>>219200923he's like 5'3 and bald
>>219200941cool
>>219200903no, u can still see the holes he dug and paw prints on google earth
>>219200871Didn't their lawyer die during s3 or something?
>>219200924This movie is missing a key element
im the only one with good music recs
>>219200947You're joking, right? Direnc is ugly but at least she has a nice body and she's retard cute. Emma is just hideous with a dogshit stick body.
Emma is one elf nose job from salvation
>>219200924Claire stream watching this when...?
Beans died first
>>219200957that claire stream was art
Day 17 | Fishtank Live Season 5 Recaphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1K-HrzK03g
So many good fish wasted as freeloaders or offseason
>>219200962Not him but Direnc was repulsive. She was on the same level as the twins
>>219200947Direnc is not ugly retard.
>>219200831Are they both actually pitbulls or some mixed breed?
>>219200980Motorboating kalei's tiddies
I would like Alex and Coach to meet. would feel like a G7
>>219200656Has there ever been a fan that got on the show that hated chudgang? I swear every tard they have on is a jimmy or tayfag
does anybody want to play in the ace ventura rhino with me
>>219200962Emma has what's called a spinner body in stripper terms.Very tight.
>>219200745The twins express themselves with their hair
>>219200939i wear suspenders
>>219200988shes hiv positive be careful ok
>>219200984I would paper bag Direnc. I would not paper bag Emma.
>>219200831It's comfy. My pit lab mix sits like this when she gets lazy. Btw Pitbulls are great dogs for boar hunting.
>>219200985She doesn't even look human.Looks like a bad muppet.
>>219200984filtered
>>219200985she has a giant hairy mole and fake retard lips
Claire's sister (top) is really hot. She reminds me of the daughter in Kobra Kai and other italian chicks I went to school with growing up.I'm a fan of the body type. Do girls stay medium-thick like that or do they just get fat in their 20s?
I'm not simping or anything but Emma is the type of girl I'd like to marry someday. Middling in looks so you don't have worry about her cheating or you having to keep up your own appearances, while still being cute. Has a sweet personality. Isn't a full blown autistic freak chud but she knows enough for it to be cool. She's the type of woman you put some babies in and watch wheel of forture with every night until you eventually die of a massive coronary at 62
anyone got any ideas/refs i'm missing here
if you think direnc is ugly you're an r-slur
>>219201012my raccoon would slap the piss outta your pit
>>219201015>>219201022That's because they use shitty security cameras and bad lighting makes everything look 100 times worse.
>>219201036Actually it should be transmutation
The mints hate is only ironic
>>219201038Fuck off Austin
>>219200994they only want retards on the show, anyone who isn’t chudgang would mog the wiggers too hard
>>219200994Jin's the only one
>>219200994Jin is not a chudgang fan but yeah it is weird. Since ab has some sway i dont think it will ever change sadly.
>>219201027depends on how often you make them cum
>>219201048it makes hair sprout outta moles and lips to self inflate? cool
>>219200994Jin :(Which proves >>219201055 's point
>>219201027how does claire look like a basement dwelling gremlin creature who has never seen sunlight and her sister looks like this?
>>219200994Trish is lowkey anti-chudgang
is jupiter a TLP?
>>219198386>>219198386>>219198386
>>219201086>lowkeynigga she went out of her way to fuck tayleigh over in the finals and the entire time during blood games she sat and scowled at her.
>>219201086That doesn't count nigger
>>219201098Nigga stfu
>>219201098not using
>>219201098you’re such a retard
hail Yakub
Emma also wore a die kreuzen shirt, which I'm sure her boyfriend got her into.Emma has better taste in music than anyone has ever had on the show, including production.https://youtu.be/BDdlX80dgYI?si=Eoixjv-76AvOceBPThey were the first punk/thrash/hardcore/death metal hybrid, and they're super super obscure.
>>219201033Weirdo faggot
>>219201102>>219201104>>219201105
>>219200297Ben never recovered from this
>>219201086Just Tayleigh she hates i think she did a thing with Jimmy a while back
DDGenes invented early baking culture because he needs his hecking leddit leaks which in turn has enabled the worst bakes of all time
its obvious trish is jealous of tayleigh because tay is the alpha
>>219201106
trish is the least memorable of any of the final four contestants from any of the seasons. There's only like 2 people who remember her and they only post her because they want to fuck her nasty skunk pussy.
>>219198401> -- Emma nudes leaked by bfzero evidence
>>219201164That's why we shouldn't use this retards bakes but he baked so many he forced us
>>219201161>fucked brian in the closet>got her wig clipped by sam hyde>got punched in the face by tayleigh>the only contestant to be eliminated and stay as a freeloader>voodoo mama jujutrish was pretty memorable imo
You know, as pathetic as they are, I don't really mind Taytriots all that much. She's disgusting, yeah, but she is a woman and they're lonely, dysgenic freaks so it makes sense. It's the Jimmy fans that I truly don't get.
>>219201144idk who that is
>>219201117Read
I'd like to give a quick shout-out to the Ghost community
>>219201117dam this is ass
How can I rewatch Season 3?
whats happening with Laura's pants? also they keep getting closer and closer to each other.
>>219201117wow, they suck
>>219201117nice
>>219201183>I don't really mind TaytriotsThats because there is only one here. With Jimmy it's the entire fanbase that love him apart from ftl.
>>219201211Time machine niggaThere's also a yt playlist of director footage for each day on the fishtank yt channel
>>219200994what's landon?
>>219201117Voivod did it better
What’s it like being Alex B?
>>219201232Landon deez nuts
>>219201117>they're super super obscure.therefore they're good? you're a dumbass
>>219201180>the only contestant to be eliminated and stay as a freeloaderClaire?
>>219201250bitchtank isn't canon
this faggot bakes early and you tell him to fuck off but then you end up posting in those threads later anywaystarve the beast
jet can write a whole series of books just about his failures
>>219201144idk who that is im just tryna consolidate threadsim LazyBake from earlierit isn't tough to follow along, im just saying i mean, most people here are NEETs and brokies, let's admit itno reason to reee all over and lose your shit because someone made an early threadit's a good way to keep up the vibe/flow & helps keep the Catalog neat so we don't have extra threads just sitting there waiting with the wrong Edition numberthis isn't a "not my chair, not my problem" thing because we're all sitting in the same spotnobody's gonna piss in your Cheerios chill
Nigga Heil Nina
>>219201258https://youtu.be/1faGNp9xvNQ
>>219201258You just know
>>219201261He bakes early, puts fake news in the header also fake thread number and an AI edited picture of something that never happend, hes probably Indian because hes usually active around these hours.
>>219201284
still not asleep
>>219200997Where did you find this
>>219201299is this what happens when you sniff too much sharpie?
On July 10, 2025 the Fishtank account on X announced the event with a post which simply said, "Rachel is live". About 30 minutes after Rachel went live for the first time, the crew would display a notification on the website which said "Season 4.5: Magic Stars!", a motif introduced in season 4 with Magic Bucks (Fish Bucks with less rules for usage) and Magic Helpers (freeloaders that can be employed by Fish).
fag is so shook now
>>219201150I love Bongo so much. She strikes me as rare wife material as far as zoomer women go
>>219201042NO!
The kickification of fishtank and its consequences
In the final week of Vampire Bloodgames, during the Tower challenge, a camera feed called "The Cell" was brought online. It displayed an unfurnished room filled with thousands of woodchips. Two fans of the show, Oddbod and Cryokeen, were blindly thrust into the room to compete in a challenge mirroring the Bloodgames contestants in the tower. If they could prove their worth by lasting a single night in the room, they would graduate to the show and meet the other contestants.Tayleigh was forced into the room via an audience poll and immediately clashed with Cryokeen. She interrogated him about his posts regarding her and perverse online behavior. Eventually she shot him with an airsoft gun which caused him to threaten legal action and leave the show early. Oddbod completed the challenge and joined the main cast of Bloodgames for the remaining two days.
keep calm im just plain crazy
>>219201335Season 6 you will see Stake as gambling sponsor with mandatory gambling minigames / ads
i want to fucky blane
Hes tweaking about Drake mogging him earlier
Content!
>>219201261I don't care enough about your faggoty /bant/ thread wars
alex getting JD and James Drake confused
did he fired?
he yelled at Landon, calling him JD
>>219200524literally just tonsil stones. you wont like it
>>219201383Yeah, Ben was seething about him talking to much and his diamond angles
How is he still ranting at TTS
>>219201386what do tonsil stones smell like
>>219201399This is all he has now
>>219201405literal shit. i would know because i get them, despite taking care of my teeth n gums
>I will stab him in his neck, that's a promise
>>219201412what do bongo and bingos shit smell like
>>219201405>>219200540
>>219201405Like a urinal
>>219201421Energy drink shit
>Even Alex B is seething about Bashir...just stop this Jet...
>>219201421i really dont care mate
>>219201421blood
Just woke up. Did Alex B sleep at all last night?
So Alex is always mad because he gets no sleep
>>219200759
Can we get Jet on cam more? That guy's so funny and effortlessly cool.
BEX PATROL
>>219201478No, and he's gone into the dorm twice, once with Bashir waking up at laughing that TTS convinced him James Drake is JD
>>219201487jon mogs the bg
>>219201482>>219200759I bet one of the other pitties mauled it to death because it was the smallest dog
>>219201482:(
Did Emma and Alex fuck
>scripted fights>fake poo>no pee allowed>freeloaders are given scripts>host is given a scriptgrim
>>219201512>Jet walks into frame
>>219201512>fake elvis
>>219201419ft. Laura scooted up close to him. She knows he has a thing for latinas and wants his money
>>219201512>Fake Paid time off.
>3v1>I was their favorite fish>he's a good boy
>>219201482she doesn't even take bam's name?
>you'll have to work for your food>fair competition>no returning facesWhy did they give up on this season?
Miss him yet?
>>219201306chaturbate vod
>>219201567nah
>>219201567not really. bam was awesome today
>>219201560The cast was a dud and the wiggers failed utterly to prepare.
"Take a look at my pussy," Bongo growled, "I don't know if these sores are normal"
>>219201560>>no returning facesthat obviously wasn't true you autistic fuckers, they want you to be surprised and elated when it happens
>>219201567Yeah, Bam just isn't funny
>>219201531>fake elvisL vis
Ideally the cast should be a mix of fans and normies.
Jet's interactions with the fish are charmless and taxing.
>>219201567Yeah it would be so much better if he came in and sat with his laptop. It would have no positive effect on the show but I'm sure everyone except Drake and maybe Bashir would basedface and it would be EPIC
>>219201591This guy knows, this is also why Frank is showing up in chat all the time saying dumb shit like ''im not invited guys''
Ideally the cast should be a mix of ultra violent felons and jet.
>>219201611Frank isn't coming this time for real
>>219200553this ho is literally never not on the mad-as-fuck bus. like it's both funny and troubling that she has absolutely no idea both how delusional and jealous she comes off as with 90% of the shit she posts in the chat lol
its kinda fucking rough that frank aint comingthat fucking sucks
>>219201574half the cast being duds was entirely their faultbozo, charity, emma and anissa were complete miscasts
>>219201628 20 minutes
>>219201622/ftl/ doesn't even want Frank...https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaqE9dg3https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaqE9dg3https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaqE9dg3
the cast should be homeless people from the streets of wherever they happen to be filming
>>219201635I liked the now old faces thing, everyone losing it when they see someone they recognise is cringe as fuck
>>219201604he would come in and film an episode of pause snack continue and I would scream BASED at my monitor
when your list of fails is so long nobody can be bothered to compile it
Cast sucks so much he has to bring in Alex B. Jet is a failure.
>>219201657Binx tomorrow
>>219201659based
the average girl on hinge mogs the prettiest fishtank girl desu
S5 was just a test run, Fish city will have the format down.Imagine this.Warehouse city set.1 year.50 contestants.Production controlled weather.Jobs.Only 10m.
>lunatic meth junkie in the house saying he's going to stab someone>director asleep
>>219201680I'd pay to watch this.
>>219201680mints just be sayin shit
why is the audio pitched down bro
>>219201680>1 year.
>>219201632Charity is not their fault who could predict she would go full manic schizo?
funny how they all united against beth and alex but didnt give a shit about laura pestering JD for days
>>219201708season 3 niggers be like this was kino!
>>219201710this. jet and the wiggers can barely keep things together for four weeks
can this season end already so we can start Jet RV kino
>>219201680>game is fair now>there's a point to winning challenges>high-tensionAll this fell apart like day 2
>>219201723what the hell is fishtank roadshow supposed to be anyway?
Benleaks sleep schedule is fucked!
>word for verbatumgonna start saying this
>>219201729bangbus
>>219201729Ball Brothers USA rape Tour
>>219201729Jet's attempt at IRL streaming
>>219201723This. We need to go full kick streamers
https://kick.com/therealdamiel
jet is going to jail
>>219201729You submit your address and BenJets head over to your place to stream your house to thousands of social malcontents
>>219201729its just going to be a copy of Ice posendons RV trip where they basically hang out in the RV and go to restaurants
>>219201734Benleaks is my boywife desu
>>219201628why would he when almost every freeloader and/or contestant has been able to put up ~95% of his entire bit. The other 5% is one word responses when he's not huffing and puffing from having a fat body
>>219201729Jet and Ben said they don’t have a plan yet
>>219201744oh yeah. he said he wanted to do that for a while to fund fishtank city. do people actually watch IRL streamers? i thought it was just nigger teenagers who enjoyed that shit
>>219201729I assume it's going to be them picking up previous contestants and freeloaders
>>219201762classicnever had never will
Frank only would've been good with JD/Vicky/Beth in the tank. He wouldn't touch the twins or Emma (which is why Jet wants a fat chick to hassle her), Bashir and Drake would mog him harder than Simbal and they wouldn't want to risk losing the paypiggie's self insert Landon
>>219201722more like 10 days
>>219201761No one has done anything close to what frank could do. why do you people keep saying that
>>219201729Jet can't afford a house so he lives in a van now
cut a fishbus brake line
>>219201764What's even funnier is that Jet wants to do this before he's nailed the fishtank formula. So it's destined to crash and burn immediately
>>219201751Lasagna lips made for suckin dick
how much $$$ do freeloaders get per day?
Frank and Burt duo would cause mass walkouts
>>219201710>>219201722
>>219201567I miss Vicky
>>219201792Blane said he’s not getting paid.
>>219201792depends on their contract. usually its per day rate and elims caused by them is a bonus payment
>>219201792Beth let it slip that they get 2k for 3 weeks>>219201804even better
What’s Emma doing
>>219201785Frank's shtick is throwing liquids which is a no no this season and flicking cigarette ash on them which is also a no no.
>>219201808>2k for 3 weeksThat's literally $15/hour lol
>>219201814I know that’s why he’s not coming unfortunately
>>219201821Emma gets more than Beth.
>>219201821Bro Blane is doing it for free
the sprinklers should take liquid from the drainage so if you poopoopeepee on the ground next time it rains you get pee sprayedjet cant even build a simple cabin thoughbeit
>>219201845??? Emma isn't a freeloader
>>219201848Blane's probably on some kind of disability insurance and doesn't need the money
>>219201854She basically is.
>>219201854Jet said he's thinking of turning her into one on his IG live
>>219201870Okay nigger but the question was "how much do freeloaders get" and the person you're talking about isn't a freeloader
Alex has been talking non stop for 12 hours
>bring waterproof immersion suit>nothing can phaze youproblem, freeloaders?
Bexfags, How do you explain this?
>>219201894legend
jet killed the show in such gruesome ways he should be tried for crimes against humanity
>>219201924nahimjustkiddin
>>219201917He's a pudgy unfunny dweeb.
>>219201911bex fucks niggers
>>219201917The sad thing about Jet is that he desperately wants to be seen as funny.
remember when the only paypig option was a 6 month season pass for a 6 week stream?
>>219201938No she doesn’t!
>>219201927shnoogins
remember no director mode no cameraguy no kick stream good tts and fish talking to the cameras? yeah that was fishtank this is kicktank
was that bingo that growled GEEEET OUUUT like a demon?
bashir tardwrangling alex
Why is he frozen
I love how the Kick TV app crashes every 10 minutes
>Jet had to pull the twins aside to tell them to not interact with orbiters and streamstarsit's good advice
nahimjuskiddin
>>219201981NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Does Landon know you're supposed to lie down in a bed?
>>219201981shitbulls go to hell albeit
>>219201981they couldnt afford veterinary costs?
>>219201751lowkey comfy
>>219201987Need a supercut of all the times they said that
>>219201917What did he do?
y blu
Favorite basement cam moment?
>>219202025jet maniac laugh
reminder that freddie claims to have been invited to be a freeloader but doesn't have enough money for a plane ticket
>>219202025jet eating poop
Alex having a little late night milk
>>219202025when jet & ben told everyone>WE DONT CARE IF WE GET 500 VIEWERS
>>219202042bulk
*ends your nontenttank*problem?
>>219200130Cast from your phone to tv
>>219202065All he's done is rant at TTS
>>219202065bashtards be like I want my friend tank!!!
>>219202049he's a retarded 40-year-old complete fuck up idk how he's still alive being that old and poor and fucked
>>219202087it's been tiring
>>219202087Fish engaging with TTS is one of the best parts of the show and something that has sorely been lacking this season
>page 8
>>219202065Crazy how much drugs rape a man
>>219202114here you go dumbass>>219198386
could i get a qrd of what torturetank was?
>>219202107majority of the day is fish sitting around waiting for tts
>>219202127torturechamber*
Someone needs to box Alex since he keeps talking about how he'd ask them to fight him
>>219200308>americans forced to move more than twice a day for the first time in their lives
>>219202160he won't box
>Alex has spent all night trying to hassle and nobody but Landon gives a shit
>>219198386>>219198386>>219198386wake & bake>>219198386>>219198386>>219198386
>>219202160Every single time he says it's bare knuckle no rules only and nobody is sure if he's actually that fucking stupid or he's just giving a retarded proposition that nobody will accept so he doesn't get embarrassed.
>>219202202he won't do anything, if you accepted bare knuckle he'd then demand weapons or something.
>>219202234yeah
