Enjoyable if you're a manchild or an NPC.
Glad to hear you enjoyed it.
>>219199992This movie sucks.>Captcha: Nagatoro.
>>219199992No homo but I only watch it because of Ryan Gosling (I'm a girl)
>>219200197YWNBW.
>>219200207YFBAI.
>>219200197No homo but I also watched it because of goose (Just pure admiration from a guy)
>>219199992>Enjoyable if you're a manchild or an NPC.not like endlessly pissing and whining about reddit at all then
>>219199992Seethe harder incel faggot.
>>219199992I'll take your word for that.The book is unreadable and the trailer ridiculous
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>>219200437>>219200418>Seething shitliker with the mind of a 8yo is so mad he had to answer twicekek
>>219199992And I thought the hitler/genghis khan bits from dune were bad
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>>219199992>O MY SCIENCEThey actually say this in the movie btw.
>>219200776>>219200798there's probably a more emotionally affecting version of the story in there where you feel the vastness of space and the desperation of humanity a bit more. but it doesn't get realized because Andy Weir can't into tone.
>>219200776>>219200798good lord the shit they adapt into movies
100% sure when the astrophage issue was resolved, humans would immediately weaponize it instead of converting it into free clean energy for all and living happily ever after.At the very least they would create tiny spin drive ray guns.
>>219200776>>219200798This is why scifi is not treated as adult media.
>>219200776>>219200798reminds me of a certain other unfunny science fiction author
>>219200776>>219200798lmao almost as bad as ready player one and armada
>>219200197I will also watch it for goose (I'm not a girl)
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>>219200087GOTEM
>>219201939>>219201978>Yoda KushHoly manchild cringe.
>>219199992It's a good film despite being lightly reddit coded. Funny, touching, doesn't feel as long as it is, etc.>>219200776>>219200798Better than the book if this is representative.
>>219202089>>219200776>>219200798>Better than the book if this is representativeSpecifically, what about it is bad? What would make it good?
>>219200798>>219200776Yes the books are very reddit and cringe at times. Nobody is denying this. PHM dropped most of this though
>>219200087bodied that freak
>>219200798This is from Artemis, not Hail Mary.
One of my local poker dealers at the club I go to frequently said today that he, “Absolutely loved Hail Mary” and that he “loves Ryan Gosling as an actor”. He’s dead to me now.
>>219202257Assume everyone is a hostile seething cunt. People like you should all be put in the same planet together.
>>219202089>doesn't feel as long as it isIt did to me, but I had to fuckin piss so bad in the theater for like 2/3rds of the movie and refused to leave lol
>>219199992>>219200197gf wanted to see this movie
>>219199992>starring Ryan Redditlingshall not be watching
>>219200776>>219200798I never read much fiction. Is most of it this bad? I know a little Shakespeare, and it's obviously 100s of times better. People really read this for fun and think "This is good/cool"? wow. Well most tv is shit too I guess.
>>219202257Based>>219202322Cringe>>219202528No, Andy Weir is a specific kind of awful.
>>219202136It’s Bing Bong Theorem levels of HECKIN EPIC REFERENCE. Very, very Reddit. It reads like an interaction you’d get from Abed from Community, which works in a TV show about a caricature autist nerd, but doesn’t make for compelling narration in a book. It also completely interrupts the flow of the prose and feels like an author trying to interject their pointless geek trivia into a book to show off their epic knowledge. Have you ever noticed that when people talk about movies these days, it often declines into a pissing contest to see who has memorised the most needless trivia and that is then passed off socially as “Film Knowledge”? It’s basically that. People who thought Kevin Smith’s self-insert LotR vs Star Wars scene in Clerks was something to aspire to.
>>219202593You must not get invited to a lot of parties.
>>219200087Bodied that OP freak
>>219200332No homo but I would have gay sex with The Goose
>>219202686And my axe!
>>219202593>Have you ever noticed that when people talk about movies these daysI've never heard much interesting film commentary IRL, not that I'm hanging out with film experts, but I'm talking about reasonably intelligent people, 1-2 of whom are kind of "film nerds," but of course can't make interesting commentary like me :) I wouldn't expect the average person to say anything more than what a caricature on tv does. People rarely have anything interesting to say about any topic really.
>>219202528For all the Sci fi references which drag it down, and the main characters which are reddit personified, Andy Weir is good at making an interesting plot and injecting real engineering and science into it. Project Hail Mary has a cool lore dump of the alien's biology and how it works on a planet with no light and massive gravity.The Martian is basically a novel of science experiments woven into a coherent plot.So he's not totally shit, he's just has to be a cringe nerd.Artemis wasn't so bad for that as the main character is a Muslim girl, but it appears in other characters
>>219199992It's a kids movie, so I'll give it a pass. I was bored to tears through most of it though
>>219202593What did you think abput the part of the book where he works out velocity, acceleration, and time dilation issues for interstellar travel by applying Newtonian physics?
>>219199992Space Fantasy will always mog.
>>219202686>You must not get invited to a lot of parties.
>>219203211Faggot.
>>219202915>Sci fi references which drag it down, and the main characters which are reddit personified, Andy Weir is good at making an interesting plot and injecting real engineering and science into it.I see, makes sense. I read those highlighted passages and thought "I could do this..." It's not rocket science. Good luck getting paid for a script though. I bet a few /tv/tards have written some (maybe painfully bad) scripts.
>>219202528Fiction has gone through a more disastrous decline than hollywood and TV since 2000. It's all feminised and preachy now. Andy Weir is a actually exception as being a newish male sci-fi writer to make it big with a "I freakin' love science" motif rather than some gender/class struggle with a gay romance sub plot.
>>219203354Andy Weir manchild media still has an audience. Look at Ready Player one or the Bobiverse.
>>219203247anon's right -- NPC detected -- upload next response hehe
>>219202686I probably went to more parties in my life than you dilated your axewound and fucked hotter girls than you imagine yourself looking in the mirror while it depicts a male body, and i agree with him.
>>219200087OP BTFO
>>219200776>>219200798Holy cringe
>>219200752Nope, you're wrong. Cope and seethe. :)
>>219203030If I wanted to read a physics textbook, I’d read one. Give me a good story first and faux-big brain sciencey-wiency babble second.
>>219199992>successful movie without woketard shit comes out>the liberals automatically go into attack modeFigures.
>>219203626So it's too detailed for you, scientifically speaking. The opposite of big bang. Nice bait. You never read it.
>>219200776>>219200798Jesus Christ, basedboys are hopeless.
>>219202089>It's a good film despite being lightly reddit coded. Funny, touching, doesn't feel as long as it is, etc.lol
>>219203030The reddit prose and monologuing makes it insufferable
>>219203624>NO U>U MAD>childish emotional outburstlek
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>>219203632>It doesn't need to be good if it's not woke
>>219201910enjoy prison, stalker child
>>219203653Dude misunderstands basic physics and biology. The science isn’t particularly hard.
>>219203653>never read it >read it>re(a)d it >redit>redditThere it is
>>219200798This made me audibly gasp.
