Why didn't they just bring some lava from Mt Doom and destroy the ring in Rivendell?
>>219200989Because no other emcee's as sick as he,other emcees get fricassee'd when he steps into the building.
Dude imagine if lotr is twice as long cuz gandalf had a dumb idea but everyone agreed anyway
Why didn’t the nazgul just fly the fell beasts to the shire?
>>219200989how are they supposed to grab lava from a volcano?
>>219200989Why didn’t they just grab a rock from mount doom and then superheat it to magma temperature and then drop the ring in?
>>219200989They couldn’t make buckets because Sauronman hoarded all the iron.
>>219200989They should have just put the ring on Tom Bombadil's cock. There, done deal, safe forever.
>>219201123mithril bucket, carried on a chain between two Eagles.
>>219201169>Goldberry becomes Sauron after next fellatio session
>>219201190Would cool in minutes.Also, why wouldn't this super duper ring destroying lava eat through a mithril bucket?
>>219201215Was the lava powerful lava? I thought it was just ring-specific destroying lava
>Sauron puts all his power into the ring>somehow has more power now when he puts the ring on
>>219201240It's the only place hot enough to destroy the ring, other than the belly of a dragon
>>219201240The lava isn't special, but the ring was made there and it makes for a better story if it can only be unmade in the place of its creation
>>219200989The lava would lose its magic as soon as it got past the front door to the mountain that sauron built for some reason
>>219201123You can collect lava with an iron bucket, im not memeing theres some interaction that prevents it from instantly melting the bucket. Google it
>>219201245He put PART of his power into the ring, which makes him weaker without it, but amplifies his strength with it (due in part to the control it excerts over the other ringbearers).Fucking plebs.
Why didn't they just create a mold of the ring and cast a batch of a few hundred identical copies of the ring and put them all in a cart and push the cart into the volcano?
>>219201288It would still cool off and harden long before they got anywhere close to Rivendell.
>>219201298Why
Why didn’t Gandalf just teleport the ring into mt doom?
>>219201310Not if a giant eagle flew over with a big iron bucket
Why didn't Gandalf make Tom Bombadil put on the ring and then catapult him from the old forest straight into mt doom?
>>219201325To destroy the ring
>>219200989So glad these all white movies are gone now. It makes the rest of us uncomfortable.
>>219201398Must suck being brown and scared
Why didn't they have a monk in the party with all feats into fleet and also impossible speed? he could move at like mach 2 while carrying Frodo. He wouldn't even be affected by the ring in that short span of time
If only the magma could melt the One Ring im pretty sure it could melt any ofher metal you’d be able to fasten as a cauldron
>>219201526It's not magma, retard
>>219201097They'd run out of naz-gas. Mordor has no military bases west of the misty mountains.
>>219201576mordors allies should have military basis, why wouldn't they help mordor out in this endeavour? whatever military operation mordor is doing is only for the good of the world
>>219200989Why didn't sauronman create a lava resistant protective barrier around the ring?
>>219201661those ungrateful hill trolls and mountain goblins were pissed about the tariffs Sauron put on pickled dwarf flesh imports from the west and did not offer support
