not watching
I can't make it 10 minutes into a film but I spend hours here every day. Wise Chudda, where did I go wrong?
>>219201468You fried your brain. Detox not possible anymore, only assisted death.
>>219201542You're april foolsing me, right?
>>219201569 If it was April Fools I'd tell you to drink celery juice and delete TikTok.No, anon, you're just cooked. Years of second-screening, 30 sec dopamine hits, and arguing about capeshit pacing have atomized your attention span. Sit through a black-and-white movie without checking your phone and you'll start seeing shadow people.The good news is you're not beyond saving. The bad news is it requires being bored for longer than 8 minutes. That's scarier than assisted death to most of /tv/.
I meditated for two hours today
>>219202242did not
>>219202242How?
>>219202242You must be doing it wrong
>>219202492he clearly is2 hours is slow as fuckI can git r done in like 20 seconds
>>219201449Okay, and? Why should I care?
i marathoned 3 minutes of predator badlands but it looked so awful. i'm glad i can only watch 60s movies now
>>219201468cause you are looking for human communication maybe watch movies with friends
>>2192026001977-2003 movies for me
>>219201449Watched Virgin Punk, Fire and Ash, and Blackberry. They were all good. Modern media is good. Don't care about seething detractors.>>219201468Second screening is pure cancer. Phone scrolling is pure cancer too. Get rid rid of your phone beyond its vital functions.
>>219202242>still using time conceptsyou're doing it wrong
>>219202635Performative cringe.
>>219201449But Chudha!
>>219202600Predator is a shit brand. Alien is where it's at, although Disney is sure to dullify that one as well.
