>it's a "House injects himself with experimental drugs and then performs surgery on himself to cut out the tumors" episode
>the daughter I had sex with is actually a guy?? That's so gay
I am extremely attractive
>>219201786Just what you want, a plastic surgeon with a low trust face
>>it's a "House injects himself with experimental drugs and then performs surgery on himself to cut out the tumors" episode
>>219201548https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775039553553444.webmIT'S
>>219201548https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775039619817143.webmKINO
>it's a house gets himself infected with small pox to prove a point episode
>>219201943>>219201956
>>219202018It was rickettsia, though, not smallpox
>>219202018>it's a Foreman infects Cameron with his virus in order to motivate her episodeThe first seasons are truly the best
>it's a Wilson appears for 3 minutes, has some inane talk with House leading House to suddenly /get/ it episode
>it's a "the hospital is locked down and while Taub and Foreman get high on House's stash, Wilson plays truth and dare with 13 and Chase fucks Cameron, House is forced to be in a room with a patient he doomed to death by denying his case" episode
>you killed the dictator that I considered killing, and who I actually tried to get murdered by his general previously?!>I can't believe this! Time to cancel this marriage
>>219202521>it's a frozen sperm episode
>>219203033Did she ever get the frozen sperm baby?
>>219202235I like to think they just filmed all of those in one batch.
>foreman gets brain-altering surgery and then goes right back to work
>>219202521Chase feeling intense guilt was equally as normalfaggotcore
>>219202521the best woman moment of the show
All the b&e they did was often justified by the plot but really would probably be pretty much unnecessary most of the time and just enrage the patient when they discovered it. But by the end it was like>my doctors, I assume you broke into my house to find that outas if anyone would ever imagine their doctors not just going home at the end of the day an not thinking about them whatsoever after they step outside the hospital
>>219202210they really fucked foremans character up bad in the later seasons
>>219203370nah nah it was the same character but a few seasons earlier>Chase tells the team the terminal cancer 9 year old asked him to kiss her>Cameron is touched, makes an expression of being emotionally moved>Chase lets it slip that he actually did it>Cameron is disgusted, in disbelief
>it's another episode
>>219201644The jew writers really needed it up this episode. >Hot lady>Oh she's actually a kid>...who had drunk SEX with her DAD>Actually she's a TRANNYI'm so tired of jewish nonsense
>>219203577Jewed it up .... Not *needed* it up
>>219202521Nobody is allowed to be sane or happy on tv it's jew rule#1
>>219203410All hospital shows are like this. The doctor becomes so attached to the patient they go above and beyond to save them. Most doctors treat their patient as one of many, many tasks they’re responsible for during their work day. How could they let themselves become attached to someone they’ll never see again or could possibly die within a week?
>>219203577It’s based on some headline story in the 90s when the use of 13-14 year olds in the modeling industry came under scrutiny. Not sure what specific case it was because I was baby but I’ve seen the same exact basic plot in 3 or 4 different “ripped from the headlines” shows around that time. They just added a CAAS curveball to make it into an irony. Calm yo tits
>>219203577>Who could be the producer of this episode
>>219202521To be desu I don't get how people don't get this. It's a better version of Melfi not asking Tony to kill the puerto rican spic who raped her in that nobody in the audience would object to that happening. Chase and the dictator is different. Chase is a doctor, it's not his job to pass judgement on patients. His only job is to save lives and provide treatment. Under House's influence, Chase made the decision to murder somebody. A dictator is as safe as Fox (or whoever owned House at the time) could possibly go without ruffling feathers, but what about next time? What if Chase decided to kill someone who DUI'd an old lady because "bah he's never gonna change I'm gonna inject some lye in his IV fluids". The show doesn't go that far, but Cameron's point is that Chase wouldn't have murdered anybody had it not been for House's influence. He would just be a regular doctor.
>>219203664Lol I think there was an interracial incest episode in season 3
>>219203710> It's a better version of Melfi not asking Tony to kill the puerto rican spic who raped her in that nobody in the audience would object to that happeningPleb
>>219203711Half-brother and half-sister, yea.
>>219203711That one was based>House tells them to keep sexing each other and not to give a fuck
>>219203721Chase has gone on record to state that Melfi makes a morally correct decision not to ask Tony to kill her rapist, and that he couldn't have audiences rooting for Tony in that way. Again, the problem is nobody would have a problem with Tony killing Melfi's rapist. Melfi's own son in a rage wants to kill him. Richard, later on, confesses that he wants to kill him as well, but that he'd be arrested. The world has no problem killing bona fide rapists, Chase was simply up his own ass.
>>219203710Would cameron have killed that old guy who was going to die anyway, without house's influence? She's a hypocrite but this stuff is make believe, just like the holocaust. Soft piano music and close ups of actors faces to drive the message doesn't mean they're right.
>>219201548Oh neat a house thread. I'm going through the series again, but I don't care for the obligatory ending of episodes with 00s music and the montage of characters being emotional and isolated. I turn the volume off during that gay shit.
>>219203775What old guy? >>219203834Now this guy's a pleb.
>>219203858The old medical researcher dude who had fluid in lungs. He asked Cameron to kill him after the treadmill stress test. House pretends to kill him with morphine, (During of which Cameron says she can't be a part of) because the patient doesn't want to submit to any more tests, but house just intubates after giving the morphine. House figures it out as some terminal cancer and the patient is revived and upset. The next morning Cuddy comes into houses office and says that the old researcher died, after having stable vitals at 2am but then flatlined at 2 30 am. Cuddy asks if House did it, but he says "would you really want to know?" Then house goes to the chapel where Cameron is distraught and House puts his hand on her shoulder and says "I'm proud of you" But again it's just a TV show, it's not meant to be srs
>>219203858Now this guy is a nigger
>>219203410I think after a certain point House's department becomes infamous enough for its patients to be like "oh damn, got the doctor that will break into my apartment this time"
>>219201548>Hugh Bastard Laurie
>>219203775The patient did more covincing in that case than House didHouse just wanted Cameron to stay out of his business if she was going to be soft
>>219203772> The world has no problem killing bona fide rapists it does erm ACHshully. The civilized world still knows a crumb of pussy ain’t worth a human life. Hence the judicial system.Melfi was morally correct not to ask a sociopathic criminal who she gives therapy to to murder someone.For many reasons. The first being professional ethics. But not just that. Say Tony gets pinched for it. She’s abused their therapeutic relationship, and is likely criminally liable as well. If Melfi chose to kill the employee of the month herself however, she may have a moral leg to stand on. But lazy bitches can’t be bothered to buy a handgun I guess
>>219204584people in sopranos died for less. like that spanish waiter who asked for a bigger tip and got killed by chistopher and paulie. David thought he could make more compelling television by making people mad. He's a tryhard who will never be a good movie director
>>219204639Yeah I guess it’s dumb and gay from a meta perspective. But I think her choice was moral in-universe. That being said in her shoes I’d just tell Tony, but a 4chan /tv/ fag like moi wouldn’t be a very ethical talk therapist
>>219204726I'm sure you would be a very good meme ethical talk therapist if you wanted.
Cameron is nice, but Slutier Cameron is better
>>219201956Smart people can be very dumb
>>219202496Real doctors live like that
>>219205736Thirtqueen
>>219205736Don't look her up today
>>219202521chase feeling guilt gave her the ick.
Fellas would you let your woman keep the frozen sperm of her ex on ice "just incase"?
>>219206403The right move would be to swap the ex frozen sperm with your frozen sperm without her knowledge
>>219206494what if she tastes it to check
>>219206403buy some frozen eggs from an attractive successful woman and keep those in order to balance the scales
>>219201943I haven't watched the show. Why is he doing it on his own?
>>219206739Because going to the hospital would be admitting to his ex that he was wrong, something tantamount to ideological suicide for him
>>219206739His upper leg muscles are fucked up from an accident. He stole an experimental drug for muscle regeneration that looked promising in mice, but it turned out the drug caused tumors. Going to the hospital would mean he had to explain where the tumors came from and he also feared the surgeon would remove even more of his upper leg muscles. In the end he does go to the hospital though and everything is fine at the end of the episode. This is one of the later seasons, the writers kept getting crazier and crazier.
>>219206739He injected experimental drugs into his leg to potentially stimulate muscle growth and lessen his pain, instead causing cancers to show upIn this show his leg pain for some reason is primarily tied to his emotional anguish, and he's been spending the past 6 or so episodes pretending he is not completely emotionally distraught over his breakup with Cuddy to everyone involvedGoing to a hospital and getting real surgery would be impossible to hide from his co-workers and ex and he desperately cannot afford to admit his fuckup because the facade of being right is all he has at this point If this all sounds a bit retarded it's because it is, because the show run out of ideas at that point
>>219206403Only if she lets me keep it for herHer ex was this weird Florence nightingale relationship that makes her feel like a good person anyways, not really a chad widow
>>219206739his insurance didn't cover self inflicted tumours.
>>219206739he's a narcissist and a drug addict and a genius, he thinks he can do anything and thus loops around to being retarded
remember when not-obama had aids? what was that about
>>219207636and house "believed in him"
>>219207636he DID NOT! Have aids
>>219207821and then the episode ended basically saying a black man would never be president. good times
>>219201644People always go>lol, he was more distressed about his daughter being a man than about having sex with herWhen disscussing this episode, but if you actually watch it, he WAS INDEED disturbed about having sex with his daughter, the daughter herself said that was the whole point, to get him to sleep with her to guilt trip him into whatever she wanted.
>>219202521she's so attractive
>>219207636>huff huff huff huff huff huff huff-
>>219207636>>219207888Nobody’s got aids!
>>219202521She left him not because he killed him, but because he had no remorse about it, which in her eyes meant Chase was not seeing people as people anymore but at as problem/puzzle/something to be dealt with, just like House does.If you an ACTUALY woman moment in the show: Cuddy breaking up with House.>Oh, you had a relapse because you were so distressed about me, your girlfriend, posibly going into an early death due to cancer? How selfish of you to dare to feel your own pain instead of just focusing on mine, bye bye!
>>219203739It was actually Foreman. oddly enough.
sad
>>219208244Chase was absolutely devastated. What the are you talking about? It’s like 3 episodes of him racking himself over the guilt and agonizing over it.
>>219208360Thats why I wrote "in her eyes". We audience saw Chase was not comfortable with the situation, but the way he played it out in front of her was like he was only concernet about being caught.
>>219203664He's in good company with Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Kevin Spacey. Remember, theres nothing better for Isreali immigration than child rape
>>219208244>>219208360Both of you are somewhat right (as it is in any good woman moment). She left him because if he could go back in time and do it again he would, even though he feels terrible
>>219208400Okay fine but your green text was also retarded. Cuddy has every right to be pissed about house not being there for her. You are a troll my friend, that was not a woman moment, it was a true moment when the man should have been strong and he wasn’t.
>>219203410house really had some HOTTIES on it
>>219201548>it's a "House injects himself with experimental drugs and then performs surgery on himself to cut out the tumors" episodeNah, that's the episode where he bet with Cuddy that he can last a certain amount of time without Vicodin. The experimental drug episode comes much later. It's supposed to work on rats, but when it turns out it creates tumors in them, he operates on himself, after discovering he also has these tumors. WEBM unrelated.
>>219208683I wish his fake wife had more screen time
>>219202521she was extremely attractive when she was high on meth
>>219211175Dominika my beloved
the episode where the guy finds out his girlfriend cheated on him thanks to a life saving treatment and then he leaves her even after the episode guilts him was based
>>219203731Yeah but they didn't know it until house told em
>>219211175That plotline was pozzed by moralfaggotry. It’s perfectly in character for him to actually buy her lock stock and barrel. He didn’t need to cuck himself but the writers wanted us to like her and House buying random thots is a-okay but House buying a real person is le bad.
>that episode where they wiped a guy's memory for no reason
