ACTUALLY Gondor NEED Orcs, Chud! Open the borders now!
how is this show still getting new seasons???? Who watches this shit?
>>219202230Money laundering?Political tool to sow division?Ego project?Blackmail and bribery?Mean blowjob?There are too many plausible explanations.
>>219202230That doesn't matterThey're just using the Prime cash cow to pay for a load of entitled media graduates to live comfortably off expenses Every second of this show requires a hundred people to fly out to 5 different locations, take photos, get dinner, stay in hotels, have meetings about it, get lunch, go back to site, setup a media village, catering vans, trailers, food and drink, waste money on various costumes and props, have more meetings with lunch provided, fly back out for reshoots, and so onIt's all a grift
Who else is going to pick your cherry tomatoes?
>>219202008>le orcs can become companions tooThey confused the original material with the post modern revision of D&D and Warcraft where orcs were just tribal warriors allegory for native americans who are actually le hekking wholesome and honorable
>>219202230Amazon paid too much of the rights, so they need to pump it out to justify it. They can also say it's more content for the platform and point on additonal revenue when they finally other platforms to show it. Man In the High Castle, for example, is in Netflix at the moment.
>>219202375Remember when orcs were just enemy creatures and everyone understood that? It's like trying to play as a dragon, that's cool I guess but game breaking. Making the unholy murder rape monster actually just like you and me kinda ruins the vibes
>>219202230Because amazon payed 1 BILLION for rights, sets, costumes, etc.With those upfront costs they have to make like 10 seasons.
>>219202674Orcs rule dude. If you don’t want to play as a hyper masculine, super strong barbarian, or you don’t see the appeal of that in some way, then you might be gay. Let me guess, your problem is they’re not pretty enough? Orcs are the based race, like it or not.
>>219202008It's not going to be a fun Orc companion like Ratbag. Shadow of Mordor/War orcs can be fun characters, but they're still power hungry, back stabbing, evil creatures. They're just going to make this version and say "well, Orcs are actually just like humans except they look different. Don't you feel bad for judging them?"https://youtu.be/Z9ccdmJoBqQ?si=wmyBGrzTwiYMgKAn
>>219202008People act like orcs are just evil cannon fodder but Tolkien himself kept going back and forth on it. Later writings (see his letters + Morgoth’s Ring) show that he was not happy with the idea of a sentient race being irredeemably evil by design. So what are orcs? Twisted elves? Men? Either way, that implies a fallen origin, not an inherently damned one. Now take Galadriel: literally one of the wisest beings in Middle Earth. You think someone like that wouldn’t at least recognize the difference between inherent evil and corruption? And if an orc showed even a crack of independence or rejection of Sauron, she would be one of the few capable of seeing that nuance. Would she trust one? Probably not easily. Would she USE one as an ally if it served a higher purpose, especially against Sauron? That’s way more plausible than people want to admit.
>>219202674Onlu Nazis and zombies are remaining unreedeemable evil enemies in games and soon only nazis remain because only leftists make games
>>219202230they spent billion to get the IP, they will run it into the ground until they cant anymore
The orcs are immigrants and the blonde white lady falls in love with one as an allegory to accept mass immigration and the multi racial society? Imagine me shock.
>>219204447Niggerlover.
>>219202008>darkie goes rogue, meets white womanWait, I've seen that somewhere...
>>219202230They rented this property for five seasons and by golly, they aren't gonna stop before they made their five seasons.
>>219202008>Galadriel will probably fuck with an orc Im sure they won't do this...
>>219202230because they have a deal to make five seasons, so they're making five seasons.
>>219202230It's less about people watching it and more about these companies NEEDING to put slop on their streaming services to justify the billions of dollars they've spent on them.They don't really care about the quality of these shows; they're banking on the "star power" of the IPs themselves.
>>219202230they announced the 5 season thing and their whole grand project is about forcing cultural supremacy. to back out would make them look weak, even though the show is a failure. they'll burn billions to own the chuds because jews know it's all monopoly money anyways.
>mfw elmblefron the elf teams up with the grunglesmubs instead of the gringledwarfs like tolkein intended
>>219204214I can accomplish the same thing with a human barbarian you racetroon. Orcs are to retarded to be barbarians anyways
>>219206096>Orcs are to retardedSmartest Tolkeincel
>>219204447>Now take Galadriel: literally one of the wisest beings in Middle Earth.In the books maybe. Show Galadriel is a pissy toddler throwing one continuous temper tantrum.
>>219202008Wait are people actually complaining that lord of the rings show is putting together an unlikely alliance of travelers to complete a shared goal that takes them through dangerous territory?What is this timeline tho?
>>219202008
>>219206397
>>219202008>getting mad over something a jeet made up and posted AI slop of on twitter
>>219203927>payed
>>219202008Now that blackrock has admitted it was all a grift that failed how many more seasons will the shart out?
>>219206461Bro explain to me how what I said is off the mark. If anything them using an Orc in this regard is rings playing catch up to the last 40 years of fantasy storytelling. I call this argument poppycock.
>>219206587He shouldnt because you are legit playing dumb like you fags always are.
>>219204447Soulless animals with allegiance to evil was one of the Tolkien's origins for the Orcs written in 1959.
>>219206573>SHE IS NEVER IN ANY DANGER>well maybe a little?>NOPE NEVER IN ANY DANGER AT ALL>doesnt sound super exciting>YES COMPLETLY SAFE NO DANGER AT ALL
>>219206068This is how I look AND act AND I'm right about it
>>219203927They probably should have made a good show then
>>219204214Ask me how I know you are brown
>>219206612Playing dumb how? Say the words. Why is Rings doing this bad? This is OLD fantasy shit at this point. Use words. Make it make sense.
>Playing dumb how?
>>219206915No.If you are here there are 2 reasons for why youd need someone to spell this out for you:1. you were in a coma2. you are lying piece of shitFuck you.
>>219206068Its so dumb that this show doesn't have cars, like why shouldn't it have cars? Hello?
>>219206963Rude. Also your inability to articulate the issue makes me think you are also being dishonest.
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>>219207005Your inability to understand the issue without a fact checked, peer reviewed, expert-approved academic essay makes me think you are either retarded or pretending to be retarded.
>>219207323What is the issue?
can't you wait a little longer than just over a minute
>>219206397>>219206915>>219207005>>219207358Hello, I would like to remind leftards working for Amazon megacorporation that Orcs nailed Galadriel's niece to a tree trunk.
>>219202008Just make it stop... please...
>>219202037The hat should be green.
>>219207436Was that this guy? Was this guy even alive at that time? What are you even saying here? Nobody is saying these two are getting married they're going on a DnD quest.
>>219202037Stop watching hentai.
>>219202008This could be fine because if you remember, these are both orcs in RoP.There are OG orcs who are just corrupted elves, and there are unga bunga orcs that are manufactured cannon fodder
>>219207867in LOTR you can go from good to evil but not the other way.and yes you have kinda grey characters like boromir or gollum but they are exceptions.
>>219207726Uh-oh, mr. Leftie Amazon Marketer got blown the fuck out and now he enters the negotiation stage.
>>219207726>not all orcs are like that!This kind of shit is why you'll get stabbed to death on a sidewalk by some future astronaut
>>219207940>Boromir>greyYou need a skull cave.
>>219207726Doesnt matter, orc colonialist crimes must be punished forever.
>>219207988No I'm saying we don't know anything about this guy or why they are working together. You're assuming you know but the truth is you don't. We saw this same shit happen in season 1 with Sauron and now with this guy. You'd think people would learn to wait and see at some point but noooooo.
>>219207988>you'll get stabbed
>>219208215if you are not a lorelet you know,you cant get anyhting good out of orcs,unless you mix them wih humans and the darkness starts to dillute with every generation.
>>219202230>all these responses saying they spent 1 billion on it and need to justify their purchaseI understand that aspect but why are they not attempting to put forward quality writing/actors? I read >>219202348 and my thought is that it's such a shit show trying to actually produce they don't care. Like how modern housing in the USA is essentially cardboard and twigs that will have problems in 5 years max.
>>219208215>just wait and see if the guy who shit on a plate last time and is currently squatting over a plate and straining does it again
>>219208281Again you're making assumptions about the nature of this alliance. Maybe he's a hostage? Maybe he's being compelled by magic? Maybe he's using them to kill some rival to his master. This is not some grand unexplored territory guys. Use your imagination.
>>219202230They already paid for five seasons for this shitshow, how are you faggots this retarded?
>>219206461This quote illustrates quite beautifully the way rightists just assume their bullshit makes sense to anyone who hasn't gone through years worth of indoctrination.
>>219208460nah,the people doing this stuff are not that subtle,we are going to have an orc redemption story
>>219208514here's a quote for you, fag.
>>219202674Remember when people could still understand metaphor and understood orcs represent men twisted by war to the acts of total barbarism Tolkien witnessed by actually fighting in a world war? Or when Peter Jackson spelled it out for the people who were still too stupid to get it?Now those people who still didn't get it even then are the screenwriters.
>>219208514>muh indoctrinationRemind me which direction every online space inevitably tilts towards without strict moderation and censorship to prevent it: right or left?
>>219207436So? Muslims raped or impaled all my family at some point hundreds of years ago, doesn't mean I shouldn't welcome them in my country and give them free food, lodging and allowance now.
>>219208645Depends on the community.
>>219208694That's exactly what it means to everyone who isn't terrified of being called racist and doesn't spend their entire life flagellating themselves for being white.
>>219208815Ok then they're racist sorry mate.
>>219202230This is where the fantasy crowd is at since ~2010 or so. Dnd has taken several steps to rehabilitate “evil” races and add tons of queer identities to make the game more inclusive. The entire concept of having evil races like Orks or Dark Elves goes against progressive bioleninist doctrine.
>>219208738you're right, some communities have heavy moderation banning some points of view, and others do not.
>>219206397People who come up with clever, bullshit justifications for obvious political propaganda are the absolute worst
>>219202008lol, I thought this was just a meme
