gm retards Edition>FTL News>Alex B is tweaking>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219198386
>>219202902My trans grandson just had his first abortion. It was beautiful.
Baker did you just bake when the other thread was at 277 replies and 70 images!?
>>219202968the other thread is leftover retardslop from last nitesaar
is this autosaging
post rare monkey kings
Jet Neptune going to sleep at 730am
>>219202990you retarded newfag piece of shit, learn when new threads are created instead of splitting the thread and shitting up the catalog. fucking immigrant cunt this is why everyone hates fishtrannies
>still no cucumberfeetdid that much happen last night?
>>219203312let him cook
>>219203307yeah, guy?okie
>>219203312Jet told him he’s going to copyright strike him if he doesn’t release after AB releases hers
>>219202902Why is this botspam allowed? How much do you pay the modsGo build your nest
>>219203312>>219203322He posted about an hour and a half ago. It was taken down for sexual content.
Alex B says when the TTS lies he doesn't care but when it's the truth it really pisses him off.Alex B fucked Binx.
>>219203360not a botyou're a fag
>>219203360fucking retard kys
>>219203360>Go build your nestSam isn't even on this season. Update your bants.
>>219203312Cucumber is a massive faggot who glazes Jet and runs interference. Refused to use the Ellie puppy play clip and pretended to be ignorant as to why Jin was kicked.
>>219203393>>219203392>>219203380Literally bots
>I was hung from the gallows.>I burn in hell for my crimes. My sin, my eternal punishment.>The sin may have been innocent, but still I burn. I look up from the hellish depths.>And I see my family. I see Damon. But also,>even though I shall suffer eternal damnation for all eternity, I see hope for these survivors.>For although I may have rot and be burning in hell, they will live on.>And this guilt, this burden is mine to bear.>It kind of hurts being in hell.
>>219203404>Ellie puppy play clipdoing some research on this, got the clip?
>>219203471puppy play is keyed
>>219203404Also brushed over the Nepstein shit and pinned it on “People being mad at Season 4 ending early” so he’s definitely stepping on eggshells. But it is also worth noting that he is a genuine fucking spastic, you can watch something on a stream then see him cover it and he quite often fundamentally misunderstands what’s actually happening on screen. He’s also a shoot incel with the greasiest hair I’ve ever seen, which is a side note but I can’t not mention it. Shame really because his older videos were much more thorough and he clearly cared more, I guess he’s just using Twitter as his resource and phoning it in this time for easier money.
>>219203447literally gaydo me a favorfind a toothpick, yeah?actually, grab sevenshove em in your eyes, ears, & throat, then stick three under your big toe's nailkick a threshold as HARD as you fucking can while drinking bleach and ammonia is that "bot" enough for you?or do i have to plebbit-space? maybe an - em - dash to confuse you?you took the time to read it so you might as well do itrope, fag
supple
>>219203471
>>219203495Lazy skinny fat with poor habits means she's going to blow up in a couple years.
The twins thoughts on the James Drake/Alex B fight???
>alex kneels and treats ben and jet like kingsultra cringe
ah.... that explains the thread quality. hope they eliminate Antara soon.
>>219203516Probably why she wears all the weird poorly fitting clothing.
>>219203492damn these bots are pretty good at being sassy
>>219203525cringe is a ft staple
219203533no (you) this time fag
>>219203531She's relying heavily on the "face card," but that's not going to last to the end of her 20s even. She'll look like any skinny fat southern woman by age 30, except with a fuck ton of cringe tattoos.
>>219203516fat people will go extinct due to ozempicsorry but it's egirls forever from now on, I don't make the rules
>>219203595You won't believe me, but I'm a doctor and I've seen plenty of my colleagues patients "beat" ozempic / Wegovy. Hell, one of my colleagues beat wegovy herself and she's still fucking fat.
>>219203492In 10 years, Palantir data collection AIs will use this exact post to refute itself being a bot right before it sends a headsplosion drone directly to your house.
>>21920349523 and 50. at 50 she'll be 2300.
Don't do drugs kids
>>219203712Those denim green caps really are a nostalgia trip
What time have the fish generally been getting up this season?
What did Alex do to set off Drake that much? I couldn't watch.
>>219203643I believe you, people are fucking retarded
>saves you're nontent seasonkneel
>>219203761drake didn't watch s3
>>219203191
>>219203761It was a challenge, Drake was told to observe and then copy Alex. Same with Emma she was told to accompany and be Alex's servant/ groupie. Landon too was told to be a Sheriff and accuse Alex of being a thief. It's all kayfabe
Im sad there is no playlist or vods. I really want to go back and see Bar Alt angle of the psychic readings and Alex B being awarded season 3 win to see Bashir's reactions.
>>21920375412-3pm depending on how noisy the house is and how fucked their sleep was.
>>219203735Man I miss that time period. Things were so simple. You could walk to a girl's house in your neighborhood without texting ahead of time, watch a horror movie, and make out. The constant buzzing of phones wasn't around yet, girls were attentive. Things suck.
>>219203307oh no some fucking bot post got pushed off the board 20 minutes early, boohoo
>>219202902Just woke up what are Alex B and the Nontent Niggers up to?
>>219203801Ben and Jet were extremely pissy about the restreamers despite possibly making more money last night than the majority of other days this season.
>>219203693Stop spamming this gay boy
>>219203665good i cannot wait get me the fuck off this stupid fake and gay Earth
>>219203809Everybody in the house is comatose until 5pm because Alex just went to bed like an hour ago
>>219203307
>>219203831bashirseether detected
A TOASTTO FAMOUS HOUSE!
>>219203307and you're a seetheing tranny
>>219203778Wonder if this dame had a similar life path to Alex
>>219203844
I hope blane sticks around till the end
>season finally has content >threads deader than deadJet you fucking imbecile.
>>219203880Blaine is my favorite in the cast and he probably would've had some kinda romance with Laura if he didn't have his porn history exposed. They have some good natural chemistry.
Fishtank live sex trafficking. I would never hurt anybody. I'm not suicidal or homicidal I have a clean record. Fishtank live brought to you by Sam Hyde and Jet Neptune did this to me. Brian Maloney. Abuse, pain, suffering
>>219203595>>219203643>>219203643>>219203767People will just evolve stronger hunger impulse to counteract ozempic.
>>219203867>damegot news for you buddy
Bash the fash
Bashir>Tayleigh you are one of the best fishtank contestants of all time. You showed unimaginable strength and resilience. It means a lot that you would send me a rose. Thank you Tayleigh
Biplane Pluto really outdid himself today
>>219203922Laura is into his porn habits.
>>219203929its a mane?
>>219203821The picture of tits Jet kept holding up were really fucking nice too
He sleeps like he's straight up dead
>>219203922I keep forgetting not to spell it like the pokemon gym leader.
rate this season out of 10 so far
>>219203922he'd reject her
>>219203821I would consider the pass if they had vods.The whole point of watching specific cams is to catch stuff not on the director stream, but if you miss something in another room there is no way to go back and catch it. So whats the point. Feels like you are gambling what cam to watch to catch content, and director is like a hedge bet.
>>219203948aircraft saturn needs to die
>>2192039667 with 8 or even 9 potential
>>219203966still watching past 2 weeks /10
>>219203940>Tayleigh man you are one of the best fishtank contestants of all time man. You showed unimaginable strength and resilience man. It means a lot man that you would send me a rose man. Thank you Tayleigh man
>>219203964maybe he is dead
>>219203966next level
I dreamt about an expedition to a huge ancient Greek fort in the arctic on a ship full of animals. It turned into a Top Gear episode starring an Alex B like character. An over the top gay guy tried to troll him by acting gay but instead it calmed him down.
>>219203922>>219203880Last night he talked Alex down asking him about FF14. The dude is like a terminally online /ftl/ poster but not cringe at all. I love Blane.
>>219203966It hasn't collapsed yet/10
>>219203975I promise that I will buy every single season pass from now until my death, if Sam buys Jet's shares of fishtank and puts literally anyone else in charge. I'll buy the season pass XL if it's Jan.
>>2192039665/10, I'll watch more now that Alex is there
>>219203990>dying after putting on one of the best Fishtank nights right beside a former fatty LatinaNeptunian
>>219203754Kody has to wake most of them up they usually are gonna wake up 2-4 hours from now if they following the same ish sleep schedule
My ass is exploding with farts right now
Cockbuddy...
>>219204030pleeeeeaaaaaase be trish
>>219203907Ever since alex B came on the view count has actually dropped a bit because he was screaming max volume for 6+ hours
Why are you still on 4chan?
>>219204055it’s funny
>>219204055I hate myself
did anything happen after drake, landon, and bashir went to sleep?
>>219204055fast paced discussion, fun to read, lots of OC images/videos
Has Bashir disavowed Hamas yet? Will Alex B confront him about it or has he already forgotten?
>>219204055it feels like the only place where not everyone is 14-20 years old.
>it's 9AM>James is still sleepingoh no Dracobros
>>219204003
>>219204053It's from the attacks on restreamers. No one other than paypigs want to use their shitty site, and most don't want to give them a single view or penny. So if they attack restreamers, these threads die down to a crawl. When Alex B came on last night, that's the fastest these threads have went since S3.
>>219204085>NOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO TURN INTO A PIZZA
AB the troon sends the most retarded TTS.
>>219204055I came back for this. I’ve barely browsed it for the past year and a bit.
>>219204082Dude Alex B stayed up and kept everybody up until like an hour and a half ago.
I'm not an actor, so I'm probably doing that midwit thing where I greatly am overestimating my ability in something I have no knowledge of, but I swear I could have done a way better impression of Alex B than James. I'm not even talking about the accent. James didn't capture the ADHD rambling or physical mannerisms very well. He was just loud and crazy.
>>219204085
Jet and Ben have done a pretty good job with this season, which makes their crash out after Vicky left even weirder Did they panic and give up for a few days?
>>2192039666/10I still dislike it more than I like it overall but the good nights are really good while the bad days are really bad. Alex B showing up made me think about how necessary a high energy person is for this show. He really helps bring everyone else up a level.
>>219204116Landon actormogged him again in the confessional with a better impression.
Guys I felt a weird dried strand of hair in my belly button and pulled at it for a bit and it came out but now there’s blood and puss coming out of my belly button from a weird little lump and if I squeeze it more comes out
>>219204116That's probably all he picked up from his one day of knowing Alex B exists
>>219204124yes, but so did we
When did all the supposed CK abuse happen?
Tayleigh is long overdue for cockbuddy 2.0
>>219204116James was channeling shitty wrestler instead of meth junkie, he said as much.
>>219204129You need to go to a hospital right now. You've damaged a nerve cluster and it can lead to permanent paralysis
>>219204124>jet and ben have done a pretty good jobIs there a different show they are running right now where they have done a competent job?
>>219203498It's only cringe cuz it's not me doing this with Ellie
>>219204055I don't want a digital footprint talking about the nazi poop torture show
I’m fucking tired of Binx
>>219204128is there a clip of that?
Does the green reddit still cry about the most taped/ trafficked gender in these threads or are they busy sucking off the Tallahasee mini?
>>219204139Thats old new, you're mad late broseph
>>219204055Despite it being mostly just shit quality threads now, it used to be the only place you'd see honesty from humanity in social media. Reddit is currently a longhouse chink psyop, X is a combination of zionist and hypercapitalist gaslighting along with a massive honeypot to sell the data of everyone right of jeff bezos to palantir, facebook is facebook, and nowhere else do you actually get serious discussion among peers
we’re due for a fake season ending early bit
>>219204169
>>219204163It's not cringe, it's more like the most truly evil thing that has been done on Fishtank. The clip lacks context, but it was a compliance testing PUA thing. Jet groomed a high schooler to drop out of high school and just live with him. It's quite morbid.
>>219204175The anonymity helps so much
Will there be april fool's jokes and pranks in the tank today?
Can't wait for the wigger bus getting pulled over at every single county they cross
>>219204169i immediately had laura-fatigue the second she opened her yapper
>>219204172Jake said no, but then it's the way of it.
>>219204055As opposed to a site that uses profiles and usernames? Anonymity is a good thing.
>>219204169everybody with a brain dislikes that boring hag
>>219204175There's KF
Day 17 | Fishtank Live Season 5 Recaphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JRHj-pE128
>>219204196more than likely
>binxsimps: yeah i simp for a haggard jaundiced abuela but its okay because she's content. unlike the other simps who are pathetic because they simp girls for their looks, i simp but because she's content. visit kiwifarms to read all my opinions on how to make fishtank more content friendly, okay you fucking chudcel? look! binxie update she just gave herpes to yet another contestant!!!!>Donald Trump: We are going to blow your head off with a shotgun nigger
>>219203712those pictures were taken 20 years apart you absolute retard
>>219204189>she was only 18 you sick fuck
>>219204189He was doing some weird puppy play stuff with the twins as well the other night I think he unironically gets off on this shit
>>219204116he just met him an hour ago
>>219204055checkedgrew up herelurked thru Titor, Chanology & Occupy 37 in August
>>219204189she was like almost 19 when she met jet
>>219204219yeah thats how drug photos work fren
>>219204226I mean shit bro did you see Bongo acting like a dog the other night? That's my new fetish puppy girls
>>219204218Obsessed kiwifarms mention
I am not tired of Binx
I am tired of Binx
It was 3 against 1He's a good boyThey said I was their favorite fishI'm gonna stab him in the neck
>>219204236closer to 17 than 19
>>219204252hello tranny
Binx and Beth having simps is horrifying
>>219204220>>219204236She's still 18, as she was talking to Jet when she was 17 initially. And sure, yeah, at midnight on their 18th birthday, girls can voluntarily join a facial abuse gangbang. But do you not see how ripping away a girl's future, successfully encouraging her to not go to a free college education, and just stay living with wiggers is absolutely grim?
>>219204268Air ball
>>219203966next level....>>219203994S1: Patriot S2: PatriotS3: NationalistS4: TraitorBitch tank: RetardPow tank: RetardS5: Next levelBlood games: moses
I am Binx
>>219204055I've been here for 19 years, why leave now?
>>219204274true
>>219204055Amarna forum is dead and I don't feel like going to xitter.
>>219204278This is 4chan, don't expect people to have morals here.
I really hope Landon requests to Box Alex B.He really needs to do it.
>>219204290show your tits thx
>>219204278You're actually pathetic, she was already trying to become a larping grifter and was ready to fuck her way to the top .She's not a child she's an adult woman whoring out to get a career, many such cases.She even went on the slut podcast the second she left the show.
>>219204274At least Beth is attractive.
How many hours of sleep does AlexB need?
>>219204278You're retarded
>>219204282s2: mental retardbloodgames: vampirepowtank: eugenicist
>>219204309What tits? I'm flat
woke and boke
I do not have strong feelings one way or the other about Binx and think it's funny that people do.
In a hypothetical threesome with Binx and Beth, would you rather have the former lick your ass while the other sucks your cock or the latter?
>>219204308>nothing happens because they can't punch>audience decides who wins based on popularityWe've had this episode before
>>219204309she doesn’t have any
>>219204282agree with this
>>219204329Beth would suck more enthusiastically I think
>>219204326if you don’t have a visceral hatred for binxsimps you aren’t human
>>219204329Beth on cock as her face is prettier. Neither are great though, and I don't really want to look at either's body.
>>21920432020 second power-blinks, cigs and over 9000 methpipes keep the Monkey King going
did emma and alex really kiss?
Laura farted
>>219204320I have ADHD as well (it's more of an in your head kind) and I've had friends with his type of ADHD.Without medication he can go with just 3 hours of sleep.For him to be in his best condition for the day he needs like 7-8 hours.
>>219204352Yes
>>219204352it was barely a kiss. a peck.
idek if poop is needed anymore alex b seems like a much more inhumane form of torture
>>219203940chudgang
>>219204355ass
Am I the only one that wants to absolutely sperm Beth and Binx and Emma at the same time?
>>219204352Emma got really horny for him last night because he's the only guy in the house who's given her attention.I'm pretty sure her gay Jew Boyfriend is gonna kill himself.
>>219204381>
>>219204367Methgang
>>219204354How cute was it?
>>219204381I'm afraid not
>>219204391is that real? is the ozempic just not working on him?
>>219204381Mostly just beth for me, she has a very qt nose
>>2192043673spoopy5me https://youtu.be/sVjk5nrb_lI
>>219204395i could almost smell it/10
>>219204401ozempic takes months. That's why people disappear for a while and then reappear skinny.
>>219204401To be fair, he started it on the first week of S5, receiving instructions on how to use it in the Dorm closet. But I think he will easily beat it with his 3am hotdog eating.
>>219204355It's like a superpower. No one can outlast him.
>>219204409that nose is islamic property
I miss Vicky
>>219204368
>>219204361>>219204362>>219204390you guys wouldnt lie to me, would you?
>>219204399fuckkkk bro. God damn.
>>219204381emma analbeth deepthroatbinx titjob
>>219204434
Why are the twins using a sleeping bag as a blanket?
>>219204391[___] Neptunianor[___] gotanianhelp me out
>>219204438who would go on the internet and lie?
erm i love beth
>>219204455>Head said it'd be fun to fuck the twinsI miss him so much
Whats everyone in the house doing? I have no playlist
>>219204458Neptunian chemography
>>219204455I miss week 1 twins. They were so soulful and content.
>>219204471Alex went to sleep an hour ago
>>219204458gahhhDAMMITgoranian*
>>219204471Sleeping
>>219204471sleep
How do I rizz girls like Emma and Beth?
When did you realize this is Landon's house?
>>219204481>>219204476Where are they sleeping? What positions?I dont have a playlist, you see. I cant see them
>>219204391Is this real?
>>219204345This is a funny post. You're a funny guy.
posting this in every thread until its added to the gay little tv in the dining room
>>219204494When they started cuddling him.
>>219204500You aren't going to bitch a playlist into existence
>>219204492Cocaine and percocet
>>219204494Drunk piece of shit
>>219204438>three posters all tell you something happened>nooo twas le liewhatever homo
jumpoff
nigga i demand bloodgames 2
Frank was scared of meI had to get out or go to jailOnly got some chocolate bars for second place at hide and seekWatch the Simbal fight in slow motion I didn't get hit once
>>219204517I dont want a playlist, just an anon that gives me an update on what each fish is doing and saying every 5 minutes or so. Its not a big ask.
>>219204500
>>219204055Anonymity
>>219204533>Watch the Simbal fight in slow motionalready did live
>>219204505you probably need to pay an unreasonable amount of money to get stuff shown on the tv.
>>219204522im a bashtard through and through but even i know this is landons house and he will win the season
>>219204539and Laura's taking a shit in the dorm bathroom
>>219204533All of these are true btw
happy april fools day y'allwhy does alex b look like a zombie now
>>219204557I’m going to be so pissed if Landon never uses the nuke. Especially after we saw what a tiny bit of it did against Bulk.
>>219204573I love the bulk
>>219204579i'm retarded what's the nuke
>>219204455We will never get Head + Alex B kino
>>219204391
>>219204579I want him to nuke Alex so bad
>>219204211>Kiwifarms
>>219204589that black mug Landon is holding here >>219204557Cup of Anisa's piss and shit
lmfao get a job nigga
>>219204555some paypig should get them to add the "hey whats good" guy
what did i miss chat? are we still pretending this season is worth watching or nah?
>>219204596fucking kek
unpopular opinion but Landon was kind of an annoying faggot last night, muh contract and all that. Bashir was also a bit of a faggot trying so hard to cuck content and make it friend house. This isn't to say Alex isn't a retarded meth head faggot either.
>>219204611he's gonna chug it like the king he is
>>219204589mommy anisas piss and shit in a flask
>>219204589Anissa and Landon's shit and piss mixed together in a Stanley Cup. It has been fermenting ever since Anissa left, possibly even before that.
>>219204558>>219204539Amazing. Keep me updated as i do not have a playlist
>>219204621we're watching gossip girl
>>219204621the past 3-4 days have been better than any season so far imo, Idk though S3 and Blood games are hard to beat. It's definitely next level.
>>219204626Landon's an annoying faggot most of the time
>>219204621ALEX B SAVED SEASON 5>ALEX B SAVED SEASON 5ALEX B SAVED SEASON 5>ALEX B SAVED SEASON 5ALEX B SAVED SEASON 5>ALEX B SAVED SEASON 5ALEX B SAVED SEASON 5>ALEX B SAVED SEASON 5ALEX B SAVED SEASON 5>ALEX B SAVED SEASON 5ALEX B SAVED SEASON 5>ALEX B SAVED SEASON 5ALEX B SAVED SEASON 5>ALEX B SAVED SEASON 5ALEX B SAVED SEASON 5>ALEX B SAVED SEASON 5ALEX B SAVED SEASON 5>ALEX B SAVED SEASON 5
i can't believe alex b is a real person
>>219204650He will leave today, if Ben and Jet don't let him use his ''toothbrush'' in the basement
>>219204531niggas love bloodgames more then they own family
hometown hero
>>219204431He's basically a bioweapon from Resident Evil that Ben and Jet have deployed.They genuinely won't be able to control him because his brain is wired to be in a kind of refresh state that cycles every 5-15 seconds or so.He can hold one thought for maybe up to ten seconds before something else pops in his head.He has the super hyperactive ADHD.People think it's like coke or meth. No.His brain is literally wired to be in that kind of state naturally.
head on his way
>>219204684>basically a bioweapon from Resident Evil that Ben and Jet have deployed.>They genuinely won't be able to control him because his brain is wired to be in a kind of refresh state that cycles every 5-15 seconds or so.>He can hold one thought for maybe up to ten seconds before something else pops in his head.>He has the super hyperactive ADHD.lmao
>>219204652>Bam: I'm still trying to download this dude>Bam: He's like a tweaked out homeless dude yelling at a trash can "WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING MARRY ME BITCH?">Bam: The only way to chill him out is to out crazy him. You gotta go up to that trash can and say "NO BITCH YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MARRYING ME? WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE?">Bam: Then he'll be like "Woah, this fucker is crazier than me, and I'm the crazy homeless dude!"
>>219204621I know emiru pushes them up like crazy, but damn her tits look massive sometimes.
Anyone who thinks Alex B has suffered any aura loss from this return is crazy. This is how he’s always been. This is Alex B vs. Simbal and Alex B vs. Connor. He’s always been a loud mouthed retard who can’t stop talking for 5 seconds and is always starting fights for reasons nobody (pretty sure not even Alex B himself) can understand.
>>219204684umbrella corp shoes confirm
>stay up too late>annoyed getting up for work>almost call coworker a niggerThe fishtank effect.
Bam Margera.Johnny Knoxville, Ryan Dunn…You want a drink?
Bingonian vs Bongonysian
>>219204621Her stupid long hair ruins the kino
the zipper on my shark suit broke at the bottom so I can jerk it while wearing them
>>219204714the aura loss comes from knowing paypigs by name and kneeling at ben’s feet
how many minutes away is frank?
I ran into a guy who I knew in high school a while back. He was the kid who fucked with computers, did coding and bought drugs off the deep web. Smart guy. Anyway when I ran into him he told me he'd had a psychotic episode after becoming a hardcore crystal meth addict. Point being Alex kinda reminds me of him except he's low IQ.
>aura>W! W! W!>moggedzoomzoom
>>219204621>be 40>post emiru
I just try to think cre-a-tiv-ely
>>219204759they're both 20 minutes away
This nigga is dead
Emiru, Emma, Beth, Binx, I hate Binx but would gladly let her destroy me. Fucking Beth's open mouth and spitting all over me. Emma making that face. FUGGGG.
Landon is my favorite fish ever
>>219204759Immunity
I went to bed when alex came back upstairs. Anything good happen after that or just more rambling nonsense?
>>219204776this guy saved season 5
What type of April fools pranks might we see being played on the fish today?
freddy updatehe's begging for money on his ig stories and started an onlyfans!https://onlyfans.com/u19643683
>>219204799Super Sour Pizza
>>219204803woof
>>219204803awesome
>>219204803this nigga buggin
>>219204803reminded him and his African friends beat the fuck out of Betty and she was wet from it
What fucking vegtable?>>219204803Freddy gay
>>219204777>>219203878
>>219204830pizza obviously?
Landon is my least favorite fish ever
>>219204803FreddyGPT and aibi should do an OF collab
>>219204830the green thing on the cheesy fries
>>219204833yunc is too post 2000s to get the reference
>>219204833Thats a cheese frie
>>219204830pizza has basil
>>219204830
>>219204573garbage
>>219204573based
>>219204843Schrodinger from the hit manga/anime/OVA Hellsing
James Drake up rather late this morning.
Jimmy's on his go-freeks
>>219204828context?
>>219204803we really getting a freddy bbc sex tape before gta 6
>>219204803April fools?
>she's on her way>she's on her way>she's on her way>she's on her way>she's on her way>she's on her way
>ppv down>playlists down>simpcity downwhen will the torment end
>>219204843the return of the why boner
>>219204843this is what I imagine benleaks looks like
>>219204881It'd be a great way to send Alex B off. He'd run out if he saw her (they still love each other). It'd be good once Jew Neptroon has squeezed all the Juice Alex gives.
Fishtank is now the a make-a-wish foundation for socially retarded theater kids.
>>219204917>is nowalways was
>>219204579Someone will use it, whether it's Landon or someone else. Chekhov's gun.
>>219204922Many are saying this
>>219204876Freddy is a shameless bum so doubt it
>>219204885you WILL use the broken, ugly, annoying website
>>219204871Betty hung out with Freddy and him and his black friends literally beat her ass. She was SOAKED.
>>219204922lmfao
>>219204803he should collab with betty
>>219204856why?
>>219204931Always is bold. It's interesting how the fans/audience are acclimating to the change.
>>219204941She is just like me fr fr
>>219204727This show is making my life harder I wish all the good shit didn't happen after midnight
>>219204941i miss this sewer rat
>>219204941I miss her. I hope she updates her socials
>he hasn't already deduced that Landon will be the season 5 winner
If we're just crowning people based on vibes, Direnc should be declared the official winner of S4Freddy was not lasting the full duration and Direnc would have wiped the floor with the autism squad. Ellie would have been Trish'd and kept as a freeloader for (((reasons)))
>>219204980Probably but Emma would be funnier
>>219204972us euros have a tough time.
>>219204969how was season 1 not a "make-a-wish foundation for socially retarded theater kids" Vance literally made his dream of working with le sam hyde true. S2 was worse on that sin.
Say what you want about Sam's impact on the show, I am greatly enjoying the lack of Sam Dickriding this season.
>>219204996>making simmons the winner of season 1this would be kino though
>>219204996This nigger is the worst thing to happen to this million dolar company.
>>219204988Direnc had the highest I.Q of the s4house and absolutely mogs every other FemFishi love Lady Viper
>>219204996I think he is taking this way too seriously
>>219204980I don't think they'll let Landon win if Landon doesn't start stepping up.It was pretty obvious that production tasked Alex B with getting Landon to Box him last night and when Ben came up to ask Landon if he's like to Box Landon said no. After an hour of bickering and abuse from Alex B, Landon didn't step up to the plate.He's probably not winning now.
>>219204922All this pedophile and sexual predator can think about is rape. I am so sick of this guy. I am glad he is crashing out and hopefully he never gets invited back on the show ever. Enjoy that 50k yet? Oh thats right…. HAHAHAHAH
>>219204996Of course both of them are dumb enough to fall for it
>>219204980Would be kek worthy but I think Ben hates him too much
>>219204922I laughed
Alex B
>>219204999S1 had malice and contempt towards fish. It's the entire opposite vibe the basement is pushing in S5. To your actual point, that's a fair way to paint the picture.
>>219204764stop crashing out
>>219204996Neither of these faggots got paid, imagine caring about the title
>>219204998I'm in the same timezone as fishtank, so all the good stuff must happen at like 6am over there.
>>219205030Holy shit lmao
>>219204996>undermines the integrity of the show
>>219204764>back in mah day>uphill both ways!>could buy a newspaper fer a nickel! go to bed, gramps
>>219204980This was the leaked final raking. From first to last >Landon>Bashir>Twins>James>Emma
guys i ate a lot of yogurt and beans and potatos and beef last night. i'm farting and shitting like crazy :/ like a lot
>>219204996I think him seething over this is stupid but this reply did make me kek
>>219205034>S1 had malice and contempt towards fish. people say this but not much with malice and contempt went down (besides Frank). Jokerposting became a thing for that exact reason. HELLHOUSE never came.
>>219202902Alex B is a hard working lolcow honestly, I'm fucking impressed. Easily the most entertaining night on S5. He puts in the fucking work, I slept early and woke up to check fishtank on my phone and he was still talking to himself and the camera at like 3am. Legitimately impressive, content machine.
>>219204980honestly i think he is probably the most worthy of winning, the twins probably have about $50k worth of paypigs waiting and ready, doubt james and bashir care too much about the money
>>219205040yeah we're pretty much recap dependant if we're employed.
>>219204885
>>219204770>be 40>post 30 year old woman
>>219205030wtf 1 to 1
>>219205072He's made production over 150k
it's so fucked up that this isn't edited
Laura is disgusting
>>219205012It's gone well without him, he's too serious these days and wouldn't mesh with any of them just like season 4The guy is too old and too miserable to do something like fishtank
Laura's voice sounding particularly manly this morning.
>>219205030kek
>>219205088rude to talk about the S5 winner like that
id fuck laura even if she was a tranny desu
>>219204996Integritybros? Our response?
>>219205090many are saying this >>219204198
>>219205034>S1 had malice and contempt towards fishonly applicable to letty
I think I just spoke to Antara on the phone.
>>219205088it makes sense now why she doesn't emote and keeps the same face all the time. many such cases
>>219205088cutie pie! :3
>>219205095>>219205107
>>219204917Blane literally looks like a make-a-wish kid.
How do we make Emma entertaining before she's turned into a freeloader for good? We need one last home run.
landon fatigue
Antara gave be a boobjob last night hooooly fuuuuck her nipples are big
>>219205069He's right
drake should cuck his spic gf and fuck laura
>>219205125They gave her a makeover, they attached her to Alex B, I think they're running out of options
>>219205125Dress her like aunt Jemima and force her to do an antebellum south accent
>>219205101>just as nontent as Josie>but has zero simpsShe ain't winning shit, she's the next to go.
>>219205123https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774805340423158.webm
>>219205095she's mtf, sometimes she forgets, give xer a break
SEND THEM IN
>>219204980Landon is retarded he'll get eliminated
>>219205140why
Did they pitch down the mics in the house since last night?? Drake and Laura's voices sound off.
>>219205125She would have to punch Laura at this point
Drake barely got any sleep last night.He's going to snap today.
fell asleep last night after Alex was humiliated by James and went down to production, did he leave for good?
>>219205153who the FUCK let Jet recharge his power?
They should demote the twins and Emma to freeloaders today.
>>219205146Love that laugh he does
>>219205158alex b effect
do you think alex b really did the sneedful with binx?
>>219205165And Alex B is just gonna keep going.
laura is dogshitwhy the fuck is she still here?
>>219205166>fell asleep>did he leaveretard
>>219205172holeh moleh
>>219205158Alex B was screaming so loud the mic's got fucked up
>>219205190To make noise so people stop screaming nontent
Why did Brian break up with his fiancee
>>219205190She's being farmed for sexual tts.
>>219204996I hope this is all fuel so they can bring him back to meet Alex.
>>219205194>green textretard
They should shave emma's head, it was sam's old reliable when nothing was happening
>>219205183>>219205197That's fucking funny. The pitch is all fucked up. How long till production fixes that? Doubt it'll be today. Everyone will sound fucked up today lmao.
>>219205166idk, why don't you just check?
>>219205125idk
>>219205201>>219205201>>219205201>page 6, whodis?new bake>>219205201>>219205201>>219205201
>>219205206Sam told his followers “no hymen no diamond” on his latest poscast, Brian listens to his internet father.
>>219205220Should be mandatory every season. Don't want your head shaved, you don't deserve to win.
Stephen Alexander "Alex B" Bernard
>>219205206she broke up with him
>>219205088it is edited, you can't fool me
>>219205206I didn't even know they split up but if I had to guess it's because brian is a massive loser
>>219205228goes against the good vibes tank idea but man.. it would be funny
are they gonna do anything for april fools
>>219205233kill yourself
>>219205087I'm not shocked, he's a lolcow god. He deserves some sort of legitimate fame. He's prime TLC show material.
>>219205087Seems like he's getting a cut of it too since he kept saying "keep making me money"
James drake has the face of an angry bird
>>219205087In 12 fucking hours. That's $12.5k an hour! That's $208 a minute. Absurd.
>>219205233fucking reddit retard kill yourself
>>219205262The highlight of wigger creativity for a joke this season was to recycle a joke from last season.
>>219204922The raped
>>219205295you're like a guy who's uses hacks in 15 year old Cod games
>>219205267>>219205319you fucking bake then dipass eat shit>page 7
>>219205087where did you get that figure?
Wake them up already
>>219205329IDDQDIDKFA
>>219205349Jet sleeps until 2pm as confirmed by Bam
the sleeping show
>>219205338keep it going, 10th prestige soon
>>219205340fishtank.observer
>>219205363Cody's up
Bathtub stream for the twins todayPut them in micro bikinis
219205370no (you) this time fag
bongo up and about
>>219205390kill yourself
Laura is Octavius tier
>>219205078I thought Euros got a whole 4 weeks of paid vacation??? Why not take yours to coincide with Fishtank???
>>219205340I don't think people realize how fucked the stox market is. It's plausible 150k was spent but how much of that was actual monetary transactions versus realizing gains from your portfolio. Sure they still double dip but without the raw data it would be challenging to get a good estimate. At the end of the day though, the basement did rake in the money.
alex binx is like jd and laura, it is the male side that keeps exaggerating it by constant crashing out, and then they cry people keeps talking about itjust let it go dude, stop responding and it will lose its power or maybe you want this attention from female that keeps breaching your personal space
>>219203693>bash compliments you>get flustered as fuck (dripping wet)what did she mean by this?
>>219205404When did Ricky Berwick return?
Bam incoming
HEY LITTLE BUDDY HOW'S IT GOING TODAY?
>>219205399>kIlL yOuRsElF fucking broken record sad
>>219205404thank you for this <3
>>219205430this is the polish guy
>>219205430So many parallels to JD and Laura and Alex and Binx.White bois just can't resist the latina craziness. They can't resist. They need to insert their bwc in the latina.
>>219205376No authority nightshift janny can't do anything
>>219205396i think beth has a really pretty face but that's a really sad ass :/ she needs to do squats ASAP
>>219205390Cod 4 or Mw2?
Bongo in the hallway bathroom. Possibly pooping blood from her hemorrhoids
>>219205338i got the playlist
>>219205476nta but cod4 mogs
are we getting 28 days or 30 days?
>>219205476Metroid Prime: Hunterslast time i played a shooting game i was 12try the real thing
>>21920549325
>>219205443TJ is your name!
I swear to god I probably played thousands of hours on CoD4 from 2007-2014.
Emma and Bam sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
>>219205511i wouldn't say this out loud
>>219205511I swear to god no one gives a fuck.
Bongo has been Elliemaxxing a lot lately. She wants that Neptunian schlong and ass.
Do you think Bam is actually sober from alcohol? Honestly
>>219205543>schlongfaggot
>>219205547Yes, he makes it very obvious when he isn't
>>219205488don't give me hope :'(
>Day 18>All of the playlists are down>PPV still only has the kick feed>Restreamers being nukedI should tap out and start watching the cucumberfeet recaps. This is fucked up beyond repair.
>>219205511real. one of the first games i played so much i didn't sleep for multiple days in a row. that and tenkaichi 3
God damn the site is so shit
Very high tension as they wait for Alex B to wake up
>>219205547Yes
>>219205575yeah
>>219205201>>219205201>>219205201>page 8, not greatdead thread>>219205201>>219205201>>219205201
Kody letting James Drake know that self defense situations are okay.
>>219205543Took you long enough. She straight up sent hassle a dm saying she wanted to date him or hyde. Not only is she a slut she's also retarded
>>219205497i wish i played that one. :/
>calls cky ck3>offers bam a shot>mentions ryan dunnAlex B is amazing
>>219205570buy a pass
Cody holding court
>>219205647how you know a fish is goated
>>21920564767
>>219205636nobody do this
>>219205647does this mean shart "marky raper" hyde is coming back to get markyposted on epic style?
retards bro i stg>>219205201>>219205201>>219205201gtfih>>219205201>>219205201>>219205201
>>219206000
>>219205201>>219205201>>219205201hi jimcord, we're in here>>219205201>>219205201>>219205201
you dumbasses are insufferable >>219205201get>>219205201in>>219205201here>>219205201
>>219205746Then you're actually worse than the paypigsImagine crying, you can't hate-watch something for free. Forgive me for saying this, but you might actually be worse than a W*W player.
>>219206478no
>>219206591>page 10k whatever dude have fun in the archive i guess
>>219206635no
>>219206674u
