>Bilbo blows tight ring of smoke>Gandalf blows his smoke through Bilbo's ring>Bilbo's ring is now gaped wide>Bilbo smiles and says "Gandalf my friend, This is going be a night to remember">Gandalf tells Frodo to “Keep it secret and safe”What did LOTR mean by this?
>>219203984The ring not a butthole duh
>It is precious to me, though I buy it with great pain
SHARE THE LOAD
LOTR has so much male homoeroticism it's crazy people believe they were all just friends, Sam and Frodo especially constantly tell each other they love them, sleep huddled together and on occasion kiss
>the prancing pony
>>219204083homoeroticism is fine. at least it's not gay.
>>219205104>hobbit HOLE>bag END>SACK ville baggins>BILBO (replaced B with D)Seems pretty gay to me bro
>>219203984>Gandalf is several hundred years old>BILBO WAS ONLY HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN YOU SICK FUCK
>>219203984It's just smoking propaganda, the "author" was just a propagandist
>>219203984>He's bouncing off my booty cheeks, I love the way he rides>I can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep inside
>>219204083
>>219205268this is just cs lewis coping that he was too much of a pussy to engage in "that whole oxford thing" like homosexual author and gay icon JRR Tolkien
>>219205268Yeah man I always spoon with my friends and kiss them and tell them im in love with them and suck their cock haha its just friendship haha
>>219205301>the wizards staff kept touching the walls of the hobbit hole
>>219205506>yuh gawta pay the troll toll to get into thawt hobbit's hole
And he was a good friend.
