Who would you like to see starring in Tim Burton's remake of this B-movie classic? What kind of themes would you like to see explored?
>>219205113Get Mila Jovovich's daughter to do it, begin filming the day she turns 18. Lots of nudity.
>>219205113I want her to step on people (gruesome crushing), eat people (graphic digestion), and to really go for the horror/body horror angle.
>>219205312Well it's Burton, not a Troma film, so be realistic.
>>219205113Is this shit even coming out?Is it still in pre production hell?Even if it comes out it'll be shit, because Burton is a hack.Small budget so no growth scenes and ugly green skin.
>>219205113Some young blonde unknown actress who can actually act.
>>219205708Might I suggest a relative unknown who is not blonde?
Sydney Sweeney
Lupita N'yongo
>>219205113that's way more than 50 feet
>>219205113We all know who it should be, and they will never do it, so what's the point
>>219205113Bryce Dallas Howard or someone similarly as plump but less friendly and capable of being more monsterous. I'm cast as some extra in the first act of the movie that is established as a noisy miserable chud incel misogynist (i'd be very convincing since im already like this normally) and she gets annoyed and swallows me whole for comedic relief, all the other characters laugh when it happens. she also needs to be more like 100 or even 200 feet tall.
>>219208060>attack of the 50 foot butterface
>>219207274this anon knows about feet
>>219205312same. i always think of Cloverfield except replace the cloverfield monster with a 100ft tall giantess, actress has to be hot, nice ass and boobs, but also be convincing at being a monster from another dimension. she shouldnt speak at all in the movie, or maybe does but its in some fucked up alien human language that nobody understands. her motivations are unknown, she swallows some people whole, crushes some that try to stop her, one guy gets taken but doesnt get crushed or eaten nobody knows what she did with him.>>219208060imagine she plucks you off the street and drops you in an empty water or grain silo than sits on the opening and farts haha you'd probably die.
>>219206121No.
>>219205113Elle Fanning.
>>219209029Emphasis on how fucked up and horrible it would be is the only way to include those things, so agreed. It's already going to be a "fetish movie" even if it's super bland and safe, so they might as well lean into it.
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>>219205676It's in production now, K-Pop Demon hunter writers, Margot Robbie starting
It makes me sad we no longer get made for vhs/dvd movies like these>BD Never
>>219205113Bryce Dallas Howard in the nude. She has sex with me hundreds of times.
>>219205113>themes would you like to see explored?Finding a six foot long maxi-pad.
>>219209905No.
>>219212777It’s the role I was born to play!
>>219205113she cute, would make good giant
