>>219205552
LIVE STREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEs

who fucking cares

>>219205552
>8 hours away

>woke DEI slop
no thanks

"The moon" isn't real. Where are they really going? Possibly the sun.

>>219205571
That could be 7 days...

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>>219205704

>>219205704
It is real I saw it last week

Anyone else miss the space shuttle? Just the look of it felt like something important was going on. Why did they drop it?

>>219205704
Are you retarded? Sun isn't real either

>>219205774
MOONED

>>219205825
because we lost 2 out of 6 shuttles and they were still expensive as fuck for every launch

>>219205825
>Why did they drop it?
Vehicles started reaching the ends of their service lives and Congress wasn't going to fund a vehicle rebuild/replacement program

They were awesome though, haters can't stand the fact that they put more people and tonnage into orbit than any other launch system so far

>>219205704
The whole mission is an elaborate April Fools joke, the rocket will blow up and tomorrow they'll reveal that the moon landing was always a hoax.

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Reminder that this is only possible because of Elon dedication and hard work. Say thank you.

>>219205552
SpaceX did so many launches that it's not really that magical anymore.

I went to /sci/ to look for a general but that board is completely dead
last time I saw a live thread on there was when those vids showed up of supposedly room temp superconductors

>>219205808
Why wouldn't they just use Saturn V again, is it because it never existed?

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>>219206914
This is NASA, this is the Artemis missions which include missions to land on the moon, build a base on the moon, and build a space station around the moon which will serve as a gas station for orbital launches to Mars. This launch today is the first time NASA has sent humans to lunar orbit in over 50 years, and this launch sets the stage for the next launch which will be a human landing on the moon. Today's launch is magical in every sense.

>>219207073
I know the mission. I think the magical moment for me will be the first picture of the moon base.

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>>219207072
>why wouldn't they just use 1950's technology to launch a rocket in 2026?

>>219205704
they would have to go at night so as not to burn up

>>219207072
>Why wouldn't they just use Saturn V again
nazi connotations

They're doing this on April Fools? No one will believe it.

>>219205552
we have never been to the moon. this is fake and gay

>>219207205
>there's not a single electronic device in that room that doesn't have at least thousands of times the compute power of the first navigational computers leading us into space
really makes you think :)

also, how the fuck did nasa's own stream get copyright struck? lol

>moon
thats hardly a space and the fact that we still have to make such preparation to fly to the fucking moon proves that we are not advanced species in 500 years kids will call our era
"monkeys that barley left the caves"

Who's the director?
>Were faking again

>>219205552
I work on Orion as an LM sub, feels pretty good. I’ll be following telemetry live for the proximity ops demo.

>curly hair
>big nose
>glasses
>surname is koch
My jewdar is going off on that woman astronaut though Wikipedia doesn't say anything

>>219205552
Why are they doing a moon launch on April 1st?

>>219208114
So when the woman pilot crashes into a satellite somehow they have some kind of excuse.

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On my Facebook feed NASA turned off comments after 3,000+ flat earthers replied saying there was no launch, no rocket and no moon landing

I'm getting really worried about the internet. People don't even argue about opinions anymore, they argue about reality. The Moskva sailed home safe, Netanyahu is dead, earth is flat, 9/11 was CGI, and anyone who acknowledges anything that actually ever occurred is a tranny.

>>219207205
I'd fuck that voice

>>219208196
Maybe it was always this bad and smartphones gave a voice to it

>>219208196
it's not a coincidence that the rise in trutherism coincides perfectly with the browning of the internet

>>219208196
what you need to understand is that 99% of viral stuff posted on social media isnt genuine. its bots and trolls fishing for replies, not actual opinions. outrage, specifically designed to reach the largest number of people.

the vast majority of people still agrees on reality, but there are nefarious actors trying to muddy the waters in online spaces, because you can do spiritual damage to open societies and it only costs them a buck and a half to do so.

you can count with your fingers the number of actual flat earthers living in north america, you will never encounter them in real life, it doesnt represent a significant amount of people, therefore its inconsequential horseshit, on the same level as people drinking their own piss for health reasons.

but i already saw this episode

>>219205552
It’s like 5 hours from launch, what’s the point of the thread?

>>219205552
I’m very excited.

>>219208423
Even five years ago you didn't see schizos drown out absolutely everyone else combined

>>219208133
The black guy is actually the pilot

>>219207833
Absolutely based.

>>219208336
No, social media has made it far, far worse.

>they're not landing on the moon
boring
who cares

>>219208658
In the next decade or so, research is going to find that schizophrenia is contagious and the primary vector is social media.

>>219208793
Yeah but this is the test run for the next mission where they do so.

>>219208706
Oh I misunderstood "NASA broadcasting the BBC" then

When are LUNAtics going to address the incredible unlikelihood that the sun and the moon are the same size in the sky?

>>219208844
yeah and given the state of NASA it'll be at least a decade until then

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>>219208844
>>219208793
this isn't a repeat of Apollo 11
but it's a bit of a repeat of Apollo 8
might be frustrating for the astronauts, that they'll be flying above the moon almost as closely as a plane flies above the earth

for reference, here's a photo from Apollo 8, where they also did not land on the moon

>>219208196
Really nothing to lose sleep over. People have always been stupid and they always will be

why?

>>219208964
is there a chance they will blow up?

>>219208912
>incredible unlikelihood
survivorship bias.
planets that dont have a large moon to stabilize the axis and thus the planet's climate are unlikely to host a civilization in the first place.

the world you see and experience is already biased for consciousness, otherwise you wouldnt exist

>>219205552
Theyre not even landing bro
Lmao
What a joke
And people believe they landed on the moon in 1969 with 69kb of data and aluminum foil

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>>219205552
If Steve isn't covering it, I simply do not care.

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>>219205552
>Mission to the MOON
>I'm supposed to give a shit about this in the year 2026

It's not impressive.
I'd be impressed if we were going to Pluto or something.

>>219208912
whats your explanation?

>>219207073
>missions to land on the moon
I thought they scrapped those plans

>>219208024
Based Iron Sky anon

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Those new rockets are comfy as hell

>Sending a Canadian to space
For what purpose?

>>219208998
Oh yes. And if it happens it'll either happen today or ten days from now when they're reentering the atmosphere.

>>219208976
Because it's there.

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>>219209155
>that captcha worked
okay today's prank is all right

>>219208196
Yeah but there's still 120k people watching the livefeed 5 hours before launch. That's huge. I thought people didn't care about space anymore.

>>219205774
yjk

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>>219208912
They aren't always the same size, when the moon is in the further part of its orbit it's smaller than the sun

The annoying fagcuntshit thing about this mission is that because of the moon blocking all communications at the far side, the usual suspects will call it fake. all so tiresome

Here is what I am doing, call me a retardojew fuck you. In my curated bonzai tree world of hope and happiness, everything I see today from NASA actually happened. Every interview was genuine, people genuinely want to make this mission a success, any minority I see on screen is there because of MERIT based. I will not feed any trolls or argue. Anything to the contrary of this is assumed Iranian or Chinese until proven White. Godspeed! Also SHALOOOOOM INB4 SHALOOOM RABBI

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I'm more excited for next week when Starship goes into orbit for the first time.
For comparison, here's the actual astronaut-holding part of the Starship and the Orion, the rocket bit not included.
And in defense of the Orion, it's almost twice the size of the tin can Neil Armstrong's crew used in the first place.

>>219207072
because the supply chains to build saturn Vs don't exist anymore.

>>219205552
Just more distractions to take away retards attention from the Epstein list

>>219205552
Yawn. I literally dont care until they physically land there and livestream it, and even then, I only just barely care. What is there to be excited about? Mining business opportunities? That's all that's up there. Man a mission to nuke India instead, it would be more productive.

>>219209549
>restarting the actual space program to distract from consensual sex with teenagers

>>219205552
>15% of US population
>50% of broadcast
NO THANKS

it's gonna be awkward when ISS and Artemis will be flying by each other for the next ten days but won't be allowed to talk.

>>219209638
lol they gonna be spinning up there for multiple days? i thought this was like a 1 day round trip

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>>219205825
>>219205992
>>219209514
>>219207072
The Saturn V program was ended in favor of the Space Shuttle and the Space Shuttle was a piece of shit that never delivered on what it promised

The Shuttle as promised to Richard Nixon and the Air Force would
>be able to launch once every two weeks, simply requiring an inspection and refueling
>cost $20 million per mission
It would have absolutely revolutionized space travel and seen thousands of people put in orbit and on the moon

The actual Shuttle, as completed and put into service
>was maybe able to launch once every nine months, after the entire thing was taken apart and rebuilt from scratch
>cost $1.5 billion per mission
>40% of them ended up exploding and killing everyone aboard

People don't hate the Shuttle enough. It got some things done like the ISS and the Hubble, but only because infinite money was shoveled into it, when it should have been capable of doing an order of magnitude more.

>>219209459
Orion has the benefit of being able to reach the moon from just one launch, same as how Apollo and Saturn V did it.
Whereas Starship would have to sit in orbit and receive 10 or more refueling trips before going there

>>219209053
They're the same thing.

Space travel is a waste of money and materials.

>>219209671
>>219209638
It's a 10 day round trip and it'll be a matter of seconds that it spends anywhere near the ISS.

The ISS is "only" 260 miles away from us vertically. Artemis is going 238,000 miles away.

>>219208964
They could just land anyway
What's NASA going to do about it

>>219209690
you can see them both at the same time sometimes

>>219205774
This could be the cast of a cheesy sci fi horror movie where they all get murdered by a moon ghoul

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>>219209703
That's why civil rights protestors blockaded Cape Canaveral in 1969, too. They even had a theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2x_G0ct4

>>219209725
>Artemis is going 238,000 miles away.
lol

>>219205552
>NOOOO U STUPID CHUDS NASA ISN'T A MASSIVE SCAM
>LOOK WE'RE EVEN GOING BACK 2 THE MOON
>April 1st
Lmao

Odds something goes wrong?

>>219209679
>be able to launch once every two weeks, simply requiring an inspection and refueling
but what if it didn't pass the inspection every single time?

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i hope they take a Rocky plushie along on the trip ^__^

>>219205552
We've already been there like 350 times, there's nothing there.

>>219207315
Only the fools

>>219209767
wait hold on. why does a starving child require 2/3rds as much food as a grown man undergoing rigorous training?

>>219208912
im not much of a space man, thinking about it usually makes me feel small and scared of dying but i'd say it's because the sun is further away and bigger

but if they really do appear the same size in spite of all that, that's pretty cool, maybe god does exist

>>219205566
>>219205594
>sour grapes thirdies seething over the fact ONLY Americans are smart enough and heterosexual enough to go to the moon

>>219205552
Gonna be honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if it blew up. Modern Americans are retarded.

>>219208964
>cgi photo
They ain't doing shit

>>219209866
You never went to the Moon. Nobody is buying that fanfiction anymore.

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>>219209780
Hey, it's far for people, tiny for space.

Last month, the Voyager probe celebrated reaching 16,094,799,105 miles from earth. That's a significant number because it's the distance a ray of light travels in exactly one day.
It was launched in 1977.

>>219209866
We're in a bit of a new race because the Chinese claim they'll be there in 2030. Then again, their moon rocket hasn't seen a prototype launch yet.

>>219209690
THE MOON IS JUST THE SUN AT NIGHT

>>219209880
Let's see your village's space program, pedro.

>>219209883
>cgi
That photo is from December 1968

>>219209117
to humiliate the thirdies. a leaf will go to the moon before third world countries like denmark >>219209898
>thirdie is also a retard who claims apollo never happened
every time
>>219209909
it's not chinamen who are seething. go on /int/ or /pol/. it's thirdoids from DR, brazil, portugal, finland and norway

>>219209755
It's a reflection.

Good. One step closer to escape this hellish planet

>>219209977
Neither you nor your hypothetical descendants kek will ever leave this planet. The elites will leave and leave you to die in the ruined wastes they made of this world.

>>219209177
Kekked and chekked.

They’ll probably explode is as part of some weird mass trauma ritual thing again. I’ll tune in at countdown

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I know there's no arguing with schizos but I find it interesting that the future Chinese landing is in fact very similar in design and mission plan to the allegedly fictional landing in 1969. The Mengzhou and Lanyue look and work essentially the same way the Apollo CSM and LEM did.

Kubrick must have been ahead of his time.

>>219209977
The planet is not the problem, people are, and if you had to leave this planet it would be with other people, so you'll never truly escape hell

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>>219209928
> Let's see your village's space program, pedro.

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>>219210024
Do the secret service guard astronauts?

>>219210007
I know. It's still preferable to just killing ourselves once a critical resources runs out

I dont think it will explode but it will fail to return and be stuck in moon orbit or something like that

>>219210054
>no YOU'RE brown!!!!
Awe-inspiring comeback, senor.

>>219209679
I absolutely agree.

>>219209952
okay you convinced me

>>219206180
For what?

>>219209748
Only Ed Baldwin would have the balls.

>>219210007
crabs in a bucket mentality

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Shit, I think I'm gonna have to watch Apollo 13 again

>>219209828
My cat’s still freaking out over mine.

>>219210058
Yes. People are literally cheering for it to exploding because orange man bad

>>219209909
That’s fucking NUTS.

>>219209679
>t. gets all his opinions from reddit

>>219205552
You're not seeing much on the media because Trump is in office and they can't show accomplishments under his term.

>>219209928
>Let’s see Paul Allen’s space program.

>>219207072
Honestly this is what has be most hype about the Artemis Program - watching all you absolute dimwits try desperately to come up with reasons why it's not actually happening right in front of our eyes because you're so moronically committed to your dumbass conspiracy that most of you have not merely convinced yourselves that we didn't go to the moon but that it's somehow *not possible*.

Let me guess, you're gonna be mindlessly chanting "AI, it's AI, all AI, just AI" for the remainder of your pitiable life, right? Lmao.

>>219210051
>heh it's possible IN THEORY
Yeah that's the thing about the moon landing, it is possible in theory. But the reason why nobody actually did it for 60+ years is theory is not practice. In practice they can't even drop a rover without destroying it half the time and in this case if literally anything is damaged you have 3 dudes slowly dying on a livestream. Launching from the moon isn't easy and their ability to repair anything for the launch is extremely limited. IRL half the teams who landed there would die

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>>219206180
TWO benises?!?!?!

>>219205552
If only Ray Velcoro lived to see the day.

>>219210130
Phenomenal movie.

>lets waste loads of now renewable resources on visiting a barren rock
Ebin

>>219209909
And that's why human will never reach another star system unless we development speeds that come close to the speed of light and perfect hibernation tech as well.

>>219210264
Just because I don't believe it wasn't possible in the 60s doesn't mean I think it's impossible today, retard. Do you even understand the technologic gap between us. Video games straight up didn't exist back then. It's incomprehensible how backwards those people were

>>219210336
>but video games no existed
very zoomie coded post

>>219210330
Or at least propulsion technology that allows constant acceleration.

>>219210320
what if there's more non-renewable resources there that we could use to go to other barren rocks

Odds that all this hard work and innovative technology culminates in giant ads being played on the moon?

>>219210415
There provably are. The Clementine survey proved it.

What's in the party van in the picture in picture?

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>>219210430
Kek

>>219210434
but what if the barren rock that the other barren rock allowed us to go to is a barren rock without non-renewable resources?

>>219210184
this and more on "things i made up in my head to cry about" later tonight!

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>>219210007
I like the idea of frontiers becoming mundane.

In 1953, men climbed Mount Everest for the first time. Everyone who had attempted it before them had died.
Today, thousands of tourists visit the summit every year.

In 1911, men reached the South Pole for the first time.
Today, 150 people live there. There's even a highway to the larger town on the coast now now! Although driving 900 miles over packed ice in -60 degree weather isn't exactly a trip you make on a whim in your Jetta, things have progressed a lot from when they lived and died by airdrops.
Also The Thing could get out really easily now.

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>>219209944
>it's thirdoids
>from portugal, finland and norway

>>219210533
nta but Portugal is objectively an embarrassment to Europe

>>219210336
>Just because I don't believe it wasn't possible

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>>219208998
diversity hires not on merit, woman flight director..
this has fail written all over it.

>>219209703
The moon landing program alone created many, many more dollars in the economy than it cost the government it was probably the most cost effective economic stimulus ever enacted, not to mention being almost solely responsible for miniaturizing a lot of technology, inventing multiple new materials that have since revolutionised the defence industry and consumer goods, and developing viable versions of several technologies that were previously pipedreams. Subsequent space programs, despite being vastly cut back by retards who agree with your retarded opinion, have pushed forward development of computing, material science, aeronautics, medicine, and loads of other shit that underpins modern life.

The fact you and a few dimwitted darkies >>219209767 don't understand economics and have a child's "household pocketbook" understanding of how government budgets function doesn't change the reality.

Shit if we'd spent a fraction of the money we piss away on bombs and missiles that have sat in warehouses unused for decades until El Presidente started going senile and forgot the Cold War is over so started bombing Iran and menacing Cuba, the country's economy never would have gotten fucked up enough that the current clownshow of both parties would never have even gotten elected.

>>219205781
HOLY SHIT THE MOON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>219210101
SpaceX and all the funding he got NASA when he worked for the government

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>Just found out they're not even landing on the moon, just circling it
This is some bitchass shit

why are they going on april fools day they could get pranked

>>219210184
good morning, saar!
>>219210476
thirdies are literally cheering for it to explode because thirdies are mad as fuck they can't into space
>>219210211
this
>>219210320
thirdie seethe
>>219210533
yeah, those are third world countries

>>219210320
How much does the Iran war cost us each day again?

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Makes me wanna watch pic realated again

>>219210673
more than half the apollo missions did that too.

>>219210320
>rock
I thought it was made out of cheese

>>219210704
>yeah, those are third world countries
No.

Anyone else getting random picture captures or just me?

>Exposed wiring in the white room
Is this good or bad engineering?

>>219210472
I’m pretty sure that the Moon alone has enough ice to provide fuel for centuries. And helium3 for fusion reactors, too.

>>219210768
its the year's april fools.

>>219210521
>The Thing could get out really easily now.
You needn’t worry about such a thing, fellow human.

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>>219205552

Still four hours away. That's like nearly midnight. Fuck this.

>>219210598
Based fact-dropper.

>>219210707
who cares?
>>219210762
yes they are. if you haven't put a man in space, you are, by definition, third world

>>219210709
Hell yes. You checked out “For All Mankind?” It’s effectively a prequel.

these ships are boring designed. why don't they make one shaped like a shoe or a tiger

>>219210930
We need five tigers that form a giant Moonbot.

>>219210651
Not sure how this has improved much for me or the world in general. I’ll keep watching and see though

>>219210923
Gonna download it. Heard its a bit soap operary but can't be worse than BSG

>>219206180
Nah his grifting cost wayyyy more than the benefit of 4 people NOT even landing on the moon

>>219210320
Better you waste them getting your fatfuck ass to the gas station for your bi-hourly sloppa refill

>>219207073
Not this one
This is a flyby

>>219209040
Pretending to be apolitical is political and very often a right wing stance

>>219210914
By definition, they are not.

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>>219210598
Did you know that Bernie Sanders has spent much of his career lobbying to end space exploration?

Sanders when he voted to defund NASA in 2004:
>Sometimes, one is put in a position of having to make very very difficult choices about whether you vote to provide food for hungry kids and health care for people who have none, or other programs. We need to focus on Earth. After we solve our problems here, then we can look to the stars.

>>219210385
Despite what your e-celeb told you, video games didn't exist in the 60s.
>bububut they ran some crappy software in a lab environment and that almost counts as a game if I REALLY want to win an internet argument
Sad

>>219210967
I think you’ll enjoy it.

>>219207073
Main reason why I never wanted to be an astronaut. It's literally exploding barrels duct-taped together with no means of control.

>>219210575
>minor spelling mistake
That's not going to make the moon landing any less fake sis

>>219211045
One of the places I deeply disagree with him, even if I do understand his sentiment.

>>219211070
That's why I wanted to be one

>>219211104
kek

>>219207073
For me, this is what hope looks like.

>>219210271
Yeah yeah take your meds anon

How long until take off? roughly

>>219211039
by definition they are. yurop is third world, like india

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Shame he's not around to invent it

>>219211089
>one of the places
he's wrong on literally everything
>>219211045
what a piece of shit, he needs to be deported to israel

>>219210589
You assuming black dude has non merit because he's...black. the new racist meta is something

>>219211142
>fueled by forced orgasms

>>219211142
The most unfortunate name in fiction
The book came out not too long before the scandal broke too lol

They are really desperate to distract the goyim aren't they?

>>219211134
unfortunately there’s no way of knowing

>>219205552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHTlLrhdFbA
>On the first of April 2026, the space shuttle Artemis II launched into a cloudy sky from the Kennedy Space Center in Florida...

>>219211134
the window is from like 6:30-8:30

>>219211045
>>219211089
He wouldn't have to do that if the Republicans hadn't rolled back all the tax on rich people, destroying the middle class and making thousands of billionaires who horde all the wealth and don't pay their fair share. Nor if health care reforms weren't also destroyed jacking up people's premiums to outrageous levels. But those aren't going to stop so where else would Bernie try to get funding for normal citizens from except space which everyone lost interest in for a while?

>>219211198
How many hours away is that from your time rn, I am Euro

>>219211015
Being a decent person and not constantly screeching about your views and not lobbying for pedophilia and trooning out children is a right wing stance.

>>219211229
4-6 hours.

>>219211229
Four hours from right now (I don't know how many that is in metric)

>>219211198
3.5 hours till liftoff

>>219211228
Every bit of this is absolutely true.

>>219211262
In metric it is 4 ice hockey stadiums away from now.

ty anons

>>219211229
open the fucking video and look at the fucking countdown

>>219211238
>not lobbying for pedophilia
>right wing
anon I...

>>219205552
Can't wait for the AI footage of this totally real journey and total waste of money we could use on real things like killing our enemies

Now that kubrick is not around, who will they get to direct the next moon landing (in 2027) what would a Tarantino moon landing look like?

>>219211045
>Do NOT go to space goy, there's nothing for you to see up there

>>219211417
>like killing israel's enemies

>>219209898
The power of Nazism put White men on the Moon.

>>219211449
It will be Villeneuve

>>219211417
You know exactly what the money would be used for instead

>>219205552
impossible nothing can pass through our magnetic field without being fried you can't go into space

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Where is he?

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A rat done bit my sister Nell
With whitey on the moon
Her face and arms began to swell
And whitey's on the moon
I can't pay no doctor bills
But whitey's on the moon
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still
While whitey's on the moon

>>219211449
>we'll never see a david lynch moon landing
why even bother

>>219205774
she cute

>>219211493
the van allen belts fry micro-circuitry. you don't need micro-circuitry for a dumb flight.

>>219211537
>pennies for the hungry
>the absolute size of her fucking fatty arms
Disgusting people.

>first nigger and woman on moon
YAAAS SLAAAAY!!!!!

>>219211625
That would be kino

>>219211493
Thats why we have rad hard components, redundancies, etc.

>>219205552
earth is fake

>>219211670
>>219211830
the kike cope is unreal kek

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>>219211852
>t.

I checked out what the mission and it's just to fly past the moon and go back. They aren't even going to land on the moon. Fucking gay. It also will take 6 days to get there. Complete waste of time.

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>tfw we have to wait until atleast 2030 before we can see picrel on the moon

>>219211905
It's a new rocket. Gotta test it.

>>219205774
RIP F

Are we looking up at the moon or are we looking down at it?

>>219211905
>>219210673
They had to make this journey a year before the landing last time, too

It does kinda suck
Everybody remembers the dudes that landed on the moon in 1969 but nobody remembers the dudes that flew past the moon in 1968

please blow up

>>219205774
How does a woman's period affect the journey I wonder?

>>219211493
Moon truth tards love mentioning the van allen belt despite continuously demonstrating their complete lack of understanding of it

>>219211493
Explain GPS retard

>>219212021
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_8_Genesis_reading

>Madalyn Murray O'Hair, founder of American Atheists, responded by suing the United States government, alleging violations of the First Amendment.[8
>The direct appeal to the Supreme Court was dismissed for lack of jurisdiction.[10
kekw. american politics has always been a shitshow, even in the 60s

>>219212021
desu i don't think anyone will remember these guys either, can (you) name any of the apollo 12 crew without googling?

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they're sending a bunch of ipad babies into space wtf

>>219212242
Surely mechanical keyboards are better?

>>219208706
So she's a passenger? Even worse in some cases

Why the fuck are we wasting time and resources on this when the world is collapsing around us and we're about to be plugged into WW3?

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I could have swore they cancelled all these missions like two weeks ago and said they weren't even going to bother a with a moon orbit mission

>>219211537
Skill issue

Are we going to get HD footage of the moon then

>>219212242
do they really have to sit belted in for 3 hours? what if they need to pee?