bruh
I love the bits where they throw potatoes at people buried up to their necks while the big wall of doom advances towards them
>>219207008why did they have to specify that he was uncut?
>>219207094antisemitic dogwhistle
>>219207008Caligula was actually a pretty good guy.
>>219207189>gets killed over a horse He was certainly a colorful guy.
>>219207189he probably was, most everything we "know" about him came from senators who seethed during his entire rule then wrote a bunch of libel as soon as he ws dead which was encouraged since the new regime hated him too
I watched this one time as a kid when I couldn't sleep, it came on cinemax or one of those channels around 3am, the only scene I remember from this movie was when he was sleeping with his horse on his bed because his horse was sick. I just thought it was so absurdly hilarious and strange, also I didn't realize as a kid that the naked girl he was frolicking and dry humping with at the beginning of the movie was his sister drusilla.
>>219207094To imply he has some sanity left
My favorite part is when the army starts attacking plants and Caligula is like “well that just happened”
>>219207008fwiw there was not enough historically-accurate raw donkey-on-""male""-slave scenes, real shame for us historians
>>219207295>loved by his peopleHistorians will call him cruel, a tyrant.>feared by his peopleHistorians will call him stalwart.
Pretty wild that they built all this for just a short scene
>>219208169did it really happened irl?
>>219207008When he fisted that guy in front of his soon to be wife I got extremely hard
>>219207295Caligula wasn't that bad but not great either. His story is painted the way it is because he was always at odds with the Senate and he was shitting in them.Nero was actually a swell guy though.
>>219207008Helen Mirren is outrageously sexy in this. You should need a license to walk around in the nude with a body like that.
>>219208842Reminder that you can see her butthole in this
>>219208812Yeah and Tiberius was into fishing.
>>219208609yeah but it wasn't so bad really. brit sensationalism.
>>219207094It’s the non American version
>>219207008My dad saw this in theaters when it came out. He said it pretty much sucked.
>>219209343Maybe your dad is gay.
>>219209343it's really gayit has a bunch of straight porn scenes but they come across as cover-up
So is it good or not?
>>219209874it's basically an italian 80ies porno with "plot" and a decent budget
extremely shitty film
>>219209874Yeah. One of McDowell's last great performances before he started starring in slop and gorgeous peak Helen Mirren.
Reminder that, like most of Rome’s “bad” emperors, he did a lot of shit for the lower classes which is why wealthy aristocrats made up a bunch of shit about him in order to tarnish his image.
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>>219207008this movie is a lot better than salo imo
>>219207008Somebody post a pic of Helen's hoop.
>>219207057Did Rome really have giant death walls like that or was that made up?
>>219213608when romans got bored of filling the arena with water and feeding people to sharks, that's the kind of thing they fell back on.
>>219213608Depends on the avenue
>>219214482Martyrs 1 and 2 killed the colosseum though while Nascar lives. ggez colossalfags
>>219208169the naked chick chained to that circular medallion thing that's mostly out of frame in this shot really sent it over the topIt's like a Dark Eldar film
