How will they fake it this time around?
>>219210198kerbal space program i reckon
What day is it?
>>219210198Is the moon is earth’s hotwife or something? what is this tease bullshit?
with AI and filming on that deserted Canadian island the rest of the "moon missions" were filmed on.
>>219210964Artemis is the moon godess,also called Selene
>>219210198The US wants to get to the moon before China so they can set up a fake Apollo Lunar Module to cover up how they didn’t land on the moon.
>>219210198>tune in to the news>see them presenting this headline>think that's pretty cool>the entire segment is about how what matters is the message and that this will inspire little girlsSo are the 4 lads qualified or not?
>>219211524Qualified to sit there tapping on an iPad? Surely
>>219211524american women want to export feminism to aliens to make them suffer
>>219211524>>So are the 4 lads qualified or not?>two white men>one black man>one white womanCould be worse, if nothing happens two out of four will be enough.
Just watch it get aborted because CLOIM8 CHANG and then we'll get more climate taxes
>$4.1b for a dickwaving project
>>219211792One of the white guys is also a canadian
>>219210198Do some of you really have to take every low IQ contrary position?
>>219212992>the media and government always lie, except about this specific topic
>>219210198They blow up 134 seconds after launch.The money is needed elsewhere, so they're going to scuttle the program.
>>219210198oh wow, the moon?we can't afford groceries but they spend money on moon missions that nobody asked for?
>>219210198They can fly men around the moon easy. That was Apollo 13. They just never have landed men on it.
>>219213777why don't you ask israel to give you some money
who the fuck cares, honestly? Is there anything up there?
>>219213942I wanna hear what dumb argument you have
>>219211133actually kino movie idea
>>219213993>Is there anything up there?ayyys
>>219213777Technically speaking if we found a way to farm helium-3 on the moon we would advance to a Type 1 civilization pretty quickly and easy, but this is nothing but a dream because the farming would need the cooperation of all humankind first.>china finds a way to do it first>WAR WAR WAR WAR>USA finds a way to do it first>WAR WAR WAR WARSo yeah you are right with this comment, waste of money.
>>219213777>tripsThere's a good possibility that we could put solar panels up there and supply energy to the world. It's important to get off the oil tit asap
>>219214227can't wait for space sub-stations to transfer that electricity to earth, or maybe they just launch giant batteries up there (with oil) to charge up and shoot back to earth?
>>219214398Like in the bouncer for ps2?!
>>219214095They need to leave the moon alone or a time machine mon disaster could happen.
>>219214577Would have been a 10/10 kino if they didn't make the Eloi brown.
>>219210198Did they really fake it before? Do you have any proof? Why would they do that? I'm genuinely curious now.
>>219214547no like in front mission gun hazard for the super family computer
>>219214095Aquiring the helium-3 from the moon's surface would be a relatively simple endeavor. The main issue is creating fusion reactors with reliable net energy gain, which seems like it might be getting closer but no one has done yet
>>219210198what is even the point of this why are we wasting money on it. Depending on whether you're retarded or not we never went and this still doesn't settle it, or we already went and this is pointless
>>219214598Decades ago, they hired Stanley Kubrick to help them fake the moon landing, but then had to actually go to the moon to have stuff filmed there because of Kubrick's perfectionism. While there he filmed part of 2001: A Space Odyssey
>>219214598At least parts of ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpuKu3F0BvY
>>219214732>what is even the point of this why are we wasting money on it.People are starting to question why the price of gold and silver are so low despite all indications being the opposite.
>>219214598Well the footage is certainly fake. Nixon talking with the man on the moon in 196 fucking 9 on live television? Question is, if they can fake the footage, would they even bother going up there?
>>219213777Whitey on da moon??!!!!
>>219210198The truth is the US did go to moon, but an Intern forgot to pack the camera. It is why everyone was so pissed when they got back home.The moon footage was shot by in a sound stage by the Shining Director.
>>219214687Seen bits and pieces but dont remember anything. Only played the demo of front mission 3 and fell in lust for mecha. I know einhander has the earth fighting the moon forces.
>>219214732We need to put enough humans to continue the human race in case of nuclear war. A million should be enough to secure the species.
>>219214868it's 1969, are that much of a zoomer to not know what tech was available?
>>219214901It's about a space elevator that brings space resources down to earth, which achieves world peace but plunges earth back into war when it ultimately fails. It's an action rpg unlike the rest of the Front Mission games. Japan only release but has a good fan translation. It's one of the best on the SNES and is absolutely still worth playing today.
>>219214838The price of gold is fixed in London twice every day. Formerly it was done in the Rothschild New Court in London
>>219214598Third Worldies dont believe it's real because they live in hovels eating dogs and copulating with their siblings. It's best to ignore them
>>219212436Dickwaving is the reason civilization exists in the first place, don't underestimate it.
>>219215000>this doesn't compute with my programming so it must be le zoomers!Okay gramps, go to bed.
>>219215114in this case by third worlders you mean americans
>>219214015There's tons of kino ideas on >>>/x/ desu
>>219214886Another kino comedy idea
>>219212436Unironically less than the Mall of Dubai, another dickwaving project.
>it's just a flyby for some reason>China already beat everyone to the dark sideWhat is the purpose of this, unironically?
>>219215114>and copulating with their siblingsSo where is this world exactly?
>>219215232Implessive
>>219215232>it's just a flyby for some reasonThey're just too lazy to fake the actual landing. Easier to just shoot some cockpit bullshit and generate the space shots on a computer.
>>219215290I'm no China shill, but they did actually do that
>>219215232>dark sidelol retard
>>219213777I asked for it
>>219215330How so anon? Please explain
>>219215368it's called the far side, it's not dark. it's illuminated by the sun just like the earth facing side.
>>219214598It stems from a gross lack of understanding regarding domestic industry, budget, and modern safety regulations.
>>219215415Thanks, my bad>>219215290If they wanted to win the space race, shouldn't they be sending a manned mission to the far side of the moon? That was my point.
>>219214003That was it. You heard it.
>>219215472there's nothing special on the other side
>>219215472>shouldn't they be sending a manned mission to the far side of the moon?But why add in the operational difficulty of doing everything on the lunar surface in the dark? You're already spending so much just to reinvigorate public interest in space exploration and dunk on your rivals on the world stage. Is the additional complexity worth the trouble?
>>219215330Dark can mean secret or hidden, you double retard.
>>219211112>SeleneSailor Moon?
>>219215610Except it's not secret.
>>219215567>dunk on your rivals on the world stageHow is artemis ii accomplishing that if it's just a moon flyby?
>>219210198CGI and AI. It's all spectacle for the goyim, while they rape and eat more kids and fuck over the economy to get richer.
>>219215669It was when no one could see it.
>>219215557That's what you'd like us to think, but we know the truth.
>>219215649thats why the main character in underworld is called like thatshe cant be under the sun so she has the moon to enjoy2deep4you
>>219215741we? how is we? you're alone.WE ARE WATCHING YOU
>>219215679>pizza means... eating children!>why doesn't anyone take us seriously?
>>219215676It sets the stage for Artemis 3, an actual manned moon landing. This flyby, as well as the previous unmanned Artemis 1 launch serve as testbeds for the tech they're using.
>>219215676>how is apollo vii accomplishing that if they're just orbiting the earth?
>>219215799>It sets the stage for Artemis 3pufff,sequels are always terribleartemis 1 is the best of all
>>219210198Those Bezos space trips were definitely fake
>>219215329Apollo 8 and 10-17 did that
>>219214598the money was used for the minuteman icbm program instead
>>219215865Leave it to /tv/ to have the contrarian take. Artemis 2 built on all the themes and characters of Artemis 1.
>>219215903They actually landed on the moon though. With a probe/rover, but still.
I have seen the Iron Sky kino. I know there is a secret Nazi Moon Base there. With Nazi Zeppelin spacr ships.
