>FTL News-- Landon's rival "Ghostpolitics" could be a freeloader... https://x.com/TheGhostReport/status/2039398418963927213-- Sam is watching... https://x.com/wigger/status/2039355147977887795-- Alex B is a cop-- His voice is gone-- James is doppelganger-- Bashir is "emotional support bro"-- The twins are monkeys>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219211181
BBC tank
>>219212565The tank needs some diversity. Send in BBC.
>>219212541Landon is going to fuck up Alex in a boxing match. Watch.
>Bashir unironically trying to exorcise the demons of Alex
Alex B, the raped
>>219212275hey anons im back can i get a qrd?
I love this season, fuck the naysayers
>awex b heheh
The Beautiful Bingo
>>219212668
tactical BBC deployment
Bashir did that whole thing just to hug and sniff Alex afterwards.
>>219212723
still holds up
The beautiful Bongo
He's not going to handle this news well when he gets out
This season has been really bad but I can’t stop watching. I’m actually really depressed by how much I’m watching. I even gave Jet $10 so I could continue watching.
Jet needs to make Emma cosplay as a gothic catgirl before he gives her the boot tbqh frens
WHY IS ALEX B THERE?CAN HE LEAVE SO BINGO AND BONGO CAN KEEP LAYING ON THE COUCH ALL DAY?CAN HE LEAVE SO EMMA LAYS IN BED ALL DAY?CAN HE LEAVE SO LANDON AND DRAKE SIT SIDE BY SIDE QUIETLY UNTIL 7PM?CAN HE LEAVE SO BASHIR STAYS QUIET IN THE MARKET ALL DAY?!
shota cocks
>ALEX PLEASE LISTEN BRO JUST REPEAT THE MANTRA PLEASE ONE TIME DONT LISTEN TO THE TTS PLEASE JUST LISTEN TO ME BRO
>>219212737Yeah, I think people don't understand his job is to smell people
Blaine is actually getting through to him. He's like an animal
just lower the TTS volume slightly you retarded wigger fucks
>>219212668i can't decide if he's admirable or stupid for trying to get through to him.
>>219212723Wtf bro's she so beautiful...
>>219212739direnc look like oblivion foid
>>219212723>>219212743
s3 was peak guys trust me
>>219212668noble effort. impossible. but noble.
Alex B is entertaining as a mindraped lolcow but it feels like we cannot do a single task with rules as long as he’s in the house. Hoping they have a freeloader who would bully him into his own rooms so the cast can do two things through the day.
>>219212565Cole Tank
Who feels bad for JD? Sure he sucked but if I was him I would kms
>>219212755Do this
>>219212785it was
>>219212781I need some mustard on my sausage
do you think laura was a lbfm
>>219212708Taco Bell is a popular American fast-food chain founded in 1962 by Glen Bell in California. It specializes in affordable, Mexican-inspired fast food like tacos, burritos, quesadillas, nachos, and specialties such as the Crunchwrap Supreme and Doritos Locos Tacos. Known for its bold flavors, late-night hours, and creative menu items that often feature customizable options with beans, rice, cheese, meats, and sauces, Taco Bell has become a go-to spot for quick, tasty, and budget-friendly meals with a fun, youthful vibe. It operates thousands of locations worldwide and is famous for its value menus and frequent limited-time offerings.
Where are the twins?
>>219212759this ho is definitely into shota
>we need content>you need your stox to go upI'd rather spend two years living with alex b than be the kind of guy that unironically spends 30 bucks to send that
Frank Hassle is cumming >Frank Hassle is cumming
>>219212756This but unironically I hate how disruptive he is. I need my comfy Friendtank back.
>>219212781anyone care to guess which wiggers idea it was to make them ketchup ad mustard?
Sucking on BBCs
A Resident Evil fan who only plays the remake or doesn't even play the games
>>219212737didn't even realize that was his job
yfw you realize that 90% of TTS are coming from production
>>219212795That's Link
>>219212715It was in a slump for a bit there but it's back baby>Alex B fixed the vibes
>>219212821In my bed
>>219212794He's just a more mobile Rachel at this point
>>219212821Who?
>>219212821jungle room
emma is such a fucking bitch about bashir, jesus christ
>>219212829don't know but yesterday they decided to wear the costumes without prod asking them>>219212821sleeping obviously
>>219212831yummerz :p
fucking emma trying to start more shit against bashir. dumb cunt
what if when Alex says "i know things you guys don't know"is really him being eligible to win season 5 and the full $50,000 since none of the other fish are worthy of it?
>>219212800>managed to trick the wiggers>good job>loving family>cute gfI'm sure you're life is much better
>>219212832many such cases
>>219212825Burt's brother was more entertaining than Burt.
KEK Alex loves yapping
what is the first thing that binx will do when she arrives
>>219212832i've played all resident evils and the remakes of 2 and 4 along with 9 are the best ones in the series pussy
wait i completely forgot that i could switch rooms and wasnt forced to watch directo cam follow alex b
Who's your fav S5 fish /ftl/?Mine is Vicky
The moment Fishtank "jumped the shark" was when they let Burt leave the house to go LARP in the woods.That was the moment they abandoned the core principles of Fishtank, and since then they've drifted further and further away.
>>219212855>LauraGuess I’ll keep watching Alex B.
>>219212754Fishtank always takes a hold of me>I said I wasn't gonna watch S4 but I was there first day
they need someone on par with alex bs insanity. freddy might work
Burt is higher functioning than Alex by this point.
>>219212867You would be too if you eliminated him just for him to return the same night and still be a contestant
>>219212863they didnt bring the constumes with them you fucking simp
Alex B saying good boy like that really makes me think he wanted to play with his dad's dong after the old man croaked. He probably thinks about his dad's penis a lot, especially with TTS regarding his father sucking cocks in hell coming through. Like when you see a nice pair of big tits and you feel that tickling response in your flaccid pecker, Alex probably feels aroused at the thoughts of his old man's rotten cock and the swampy stale remnants of his prostate and testes, a soupy admixture of billious rot and dead sperm. All for daddy's GOOOOOD BOOOAAHHH Alex B :p
emma will literally never stop bitching about bashir
>>219212877when these type of screenshots start making the rounds, that's how you know you made it
>>219212879Act like she's 14 despite being 34.
If they'd left Beth till now she'd have been KINO
>>219212896they buried the hachet 2 or 3 times, she needs to fuck off
>>219212912She needs to get kicked off the show, she's boring nontent
>>219212565You called?
JET JUST BUY A SHIRT AND CUT THE ARMS OFF IT'LL LOOK FUNNIER ANYWAY
Dude Alex B should've never forgiven Sam and the wiggersIt's actually pathetic that he's returned after what they did to him
>>219212849I hope they throw in some Rachel copypasta about Alex’s family. You know he wouldn’t get it if someone switched her cats being thrown into the wall by dad, to monkeys thrown into the wall; or mentioned his mom being addicted to bbc
>>219212907"good boy" is a southern thing. it's the nice way of saying nigger.
>>219212912and you will never stop seething about emma
>>219212882You're the reason Capcom continues coasting while developing mediocre games
SIMBAL MENTIONED
>>219212826shut up
>>219212890actually it was when they started having a cameraman up there all day
>>219212907do a mints one
>>219212889i love icky vicky
what did they say about Sam??
Bongo the type of bitch to walk around naked with a strap on to shock people
>>219212889protect that smile
Twins need to go at this point
>>219212932you people can't be real
emmer
>>219212947He called sam a stinky indian
>>219212899obviously? are you even watching retard. prod gave them costumes the other day
alex will literally never stop bitching about season 3
>>219212912>>219212932Who?
this is funny for a moment but it's like they gave up on this season
This is really sad
>>219212933you never played the old games bitch nigger
>>219212932I mean, that's the appropriate reaction to her anon
>>219212935PayPay cameo
>>219212889>Mine is Vickysame
>>219212948that’s not a type of person
>>219212931Makes it kinda sexier Alex is whipping that one out. Fuck he needs his asshole turned out.
>>219212867She's actually trying to do what people pretend Nina did on S1.
>>219212947kody tried to convince alex he needed one of his cut-off shirts for sam but it was really for james drake
who’s that sleeping in the jungle????
>>219212953its true. just seeing her on cam when you can switch to a different room or turn it off all together but you keep watching and whining
Drakeseethers stay malding
Kick Emma and bring back Beth in a Burka
>Day 18>Mints is still seething at Bash and sending cringe TTS with his alt accounts
>>219212932Well i wouldn't call it seething
I have played all resident evil games and the best one is and will always be 7
>>219212971keep eating shit and paying for shit
>>219212889>>219212942>>219212949>>219212975simping for mid
>>219212889i wish i could make her smile like this....
>>219212986>who is the nontent sleeping in the middle of the dayBingo
>>219212756MYAHEE MYAHUUHYAHOO MYA HA HA
>>219212889>>219212949>>219212942i really loved the moment in market when Antara told Vicky she has a pretty face and should smile more oftenyou could tell Vicky was genuinely happy to hear that
>>219212951I love how they make you seethe in every thread
>>219213002i don’t simp i just thought kratom piss mog was funny
>>2192130007 sucked
why did people try to start a conversation with alex b when it always ends him having a fucking monologue
>>219213018LOVE AND LIFE
>>219212872JD on the side of a school bus would be the funniest thing ever
>it's funny till it ain't funny anymore
>>219212988>checked again
>>219212889I would give anything to be in Vickytank right now instead of Alextank
Remember s5 cast is still on the show?
>>219212890This shit was gold though. Xavier ducking with Burt. Burt asking avier if he wants to go 'Burt off'. Burt would've been excellent on BG.
>>219212959we got a genius here. lets go back to my original question then. which wigger thought it was a good idea to get a ketchup and mustard costume and clearly it wasnt meant for anyone else
>>219212995Mints being a pussy bitch is content in itself
>please insert disc 2
>>219213002beautiful mid of the midwest
SMAACK MENTIONED I LOVE MY WIFE
>>219212723She's so damn pretty...
emma denying being good at blow jobs
now emma throat goat i can get behind...
>>219212951Twins are the main character
>>219212889looks like my mom
>>219213000I've played all of them, including Code Veronica, Dead Aim, etc, and my favorite one is Outbreak (1 and 2) then RE2R.
>>219213002yes
How old does Antara think the twins are?
>>219213000It's a great game
>>219212997Sexo con Midge
>>219212951Just make em freeloaders with emma
>>219212912I hope he drags her bitch ass out of the house.
>>219212889vote /ftl/WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FISH?https://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyV
>>219213040you are exactly the type of fan ruining the show
Alex's vocal cord have been raped by his own body
>>2192130007 Is is a great first playthroughbut resident Evil is great because of how replayable they are>my favs are 4 and 8
>>219213046i want her to be the big spoon and play with my hair and bury her face in my neck DESU
>>219213046hot damn that MEAT
>>219213051i believe it
>>219212541>>219212668>Alex will convert to Islam and fix his life
is emma implying she's one of those girls who doesn't suck cock
how is alex b's head getting bigger and bigger every day
holy shit he's so fucking fried it's unreal
>>219213046Erm how can we get Smaack on the show bros?
I want to apologize to all the doomers and haters. Those of us who have been watching since the original trailer have been through that phase as well, and I think we tend to forget that. But, after 5 seasons, I think all of us oldheads are just happy to have a season with consistent content, minimal technical issues, and (hopefully) a solid conclusion. Thanks, Jet and Ben for continuing to produce the best content on the internet.
>>219213001>he thinks fixed camera angles are good
>>219213073>having to choose between landon or bashir fuck you man
>>219213046What's the deal with bitches showing off their injuries?
>>219213039this is now Fishtank: Starring Alex B. They were all too boring to carry a season without a true star
How does Emma look more like a meth head than an actual meth head
>>219213088holy shit lmfao
The only reason I like twins is because bongo is horny as fuck and beats up her sister randomly. L-O-L
literally nothing happens during the day
>have the same 6 jobs>rotate them between the fish every dayCONTENT
I am not religious but I do think religion could have saved Alex or at least similar mindset.
>>219213073>https://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVIm a James Drake man myself
I'm surprised Alex B is able to recall games he's played.
BURTING OFF XDDD
>>219213112>What's the deal with bitches showing offfixed that for you, and you know the deal
>>219213136BASED
>>219212889She's a more primitive Tayleigh
>>219213090what you call a bitch who don't suck dick?...you don't.
Sex with red dress Emma
>>219213136lookin like a Landon blowout so farvote /ftl/WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FISH?https://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyV
Did anyone else just catch Emma digging into her ass? She was going at it for like 10 seconds
>>219213110real
everyone repeats themselves six times when talking to alex
Alex B would be a good evangelical preacher
>Jet still asleep
Bashir's job is to smell people why do people keep taking the therapy session seriously
>>219212947Alex B brought up Marky and said he'd fist fight Sam
>>219213001Pussy nigger
>>219213151She's prettier than Tayleigh.
>>219212723hell yeah
>>219213131Nope alex is brain fried. Fishtank ruined any chance of him coming back to normalcy. He will be a fishtank lolcow until the day he dies or moves on from the internet
Maybe if Laura just says enough random shit to Alex he'll leave
Alex b reminds me of a drugged out uncle Rico
Man I seriously missed Alex B's retarded outfits
>>219213136
is this mother fucker seriously rummaging again
we still haven't done:>sleepover challenge>pretend to be another fish challenge>disability challenge>icky pukers chop chop jet
>>219213158If only I had a playlist
bashir was my favourite fish until he started acting bitchy and paranoid a few days ago. i still like him but landon is my fav now
>>219213088that's fucked up
>>219213103>best content on internetthis is why the wiggers have the ego they do
>>219213064my mom gets mad whenever emma and twins are on the screen because she thinks i am watching child smut
>>219213155put this in the new bake later on
>>219213158pls someone POST THIS!!!!
Alex B trying to act tough about Drake is pretty funny
no more jet neptune stuff
where the fuck is hale and ashley bros
>>219213178She will seethe about this for the rest of her nontent existence on this show
>>219213046Wish she could have met Bam
>>219213126>they all stop doing the job after 5 min because no one cares about the money and the market is worthless
>>219213176kek
>/ftl/ simped for THIS???how fucking low are your standards guys? what happened to her since she was on of?
>>219213178this was his chance to toss emma out instead of grabbing her bag KWAB
When are they gonna goves Drake his wings so he can Dragonmog Alex B?
>>219213177>>219213188>>219213199CHECKED
>>219213158She keeps sniffing her fingers wtf she's fucking nasty
This is getting depressing. The man is gone.
>>219213127FISHTANK CITY!
>>219213178I need to do this to her before shoving my cock in her ass
Oh no here we go with Jack Harlow neighbor bits
>>219212541Alex B looks like Timothy Olyphant's character in "Girl Next Door" if he had a fent problem."Is the juice worth the squeeze" lookin' ahhh
>>219213141He remembers 1995-2012, when real life still existed, the beforetimes.
Looking at Bashir you would think he was a cringe lord but that nigga is actually so chill and enlightened
>>219213206Sleeping and doing jackshit, like every day
>>219213218this is shopped but the funny thing is its not far off from happening in a month.
who the fuck is yelling and why
>>219213218every girl this season is more simped than beth (somehow)
I hope jet steals my idea and next season theres 2 teams of fish and they compete against each other. That way we can have friendtank with teams and hellhouse with them fucking with each other.No one would want to seem like a weak link to their team
>>219213213They could've skated through the house together
>>219213217SHE AIN'T SCARED TO POP THAT PUSSY FOR A REAL NIGGA
>>219213214Get hyped for Dark RP Fishtank Village, 50 people with jobs! So funny!
>>219213158that hole is loose as fuck from the buttplugs
>>219213218>AI*WOMP WOMP*
>>219212951This but unironically
Alex B eating Jack Harlowe's shit
Interesting results so far. Did not expect Bashir to be that popular.https://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyV
Season 3 was so bad it's now ruining season 5The director camera and the handheld camera are on Alex 24/7 and he is just the most boring annoying faggot talking pure gibberish. That's the ''content'' season 3 faggots were jerking off to. Just fucked everything.They can't kick this faggot fast enough.
>>219213176GET OFF MY PROPERTY OR I'LL CALL THE COPS ON YOU
>>219213188I like that despite it all bashir is the one fish in the tank doing his best to carry (and demonstrate) the vision Jet has for his show.
>>219213154i fixed it for you.
>>219213218Nobody here simped for Beth, she drew zero dimes
>>219213188Landon is still a whiny pussy with production though
>>219213218plap plap plap plap plap plap plap
Where does this nigga shop? I've never seen anyone dress like him other than Sora from Kingdom Hearts.
>>219213183when they add the layers of pretending to be fish is the best partemma as landon being bashir
emma pretty
>>219213218oh MAN i need chunky beth N O W !!!!!
Alex b is a freeloaderThe show is going on for, at most, two more weeksYet he still brings two months worth of fucking luggageR U M A G E
>>219213254she's about to suck me
this new captcha sucks
>>219213261Bashir hate is astroturfed
>>219213235
>>219213267KEK
i feel this in my soul, bros. the feeling haunts me
>>219213261>emma above vickyyou people are not serious
>>219213246They need to do a friendtank-esque casting job as the native Fish and then call in Cx adjacent people as "invasive species" to be on the hellhouse team.Invite people like Chicken Andy, the Cobb Bruvs, SJC, Darius, Mercoffdaperc, etc.
>>219213261Nigga we REP bashigga on this board
>>219213261Half the people in here are muslim newfags
does ANYONE have the s3 clip of everyone dancing to the fishtank theme??
>>219213261shut up dork
>>219213239>>219213254okay you got me, here's the real one
>>219213282idk she's kinda midge
lol emma has as many votes as the twins
>all the men shower regularly and are well groomed>all the women look greasy and disgusting and go days without showeringNoticing things
>>219213283RIP
>>219213285all for a fucking SHIRT
>>219213254>pov you are jet's penis
>>219213288just type "nontent" and you will pass
>>219213267so much better>>219213282get your eyes checked
peter griffin looking ass
>>219213040>Burt would've been excellent on BBurt has no initiative to go do thing on his own, he anchors to the camera and responds to TTS all day. He is a proto-Rachel, a TTS farm that does nothing.
>>219213263dont forget a black guy jerking off
>>219213282She can be if she puts in effort
>>219213298What if you want more snacks
>>219213290everyone is saying thislove my blue sandnigga
>>219213307
>>219213282flannel suits her so well
>suckerpushedkek
>>219213298GO TO THE BATHROOM YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF
>>219213317imagine the smell
sucker push
Why is the fucking audio STILL pitched down??
>>219213311cope
he's STILL rummaging through his luggage
>>219213192as they should, they deserve ityou're literally in a 4chan thread discussing their show and likely watching as welllike, for better or for worse, you really gonna pretend like this shit isn't the best?
>>219213091>who Klaus is
>>219213298oh. oh no. i forgot to eat again
>>219213333no not the gay nigger rapist one the one with everyone dancing in different rooms
>>219213218it's 4chan, beth is hot when you're a dysgenic virgin
>>219213352I fucking love her
>>219213352good example of tattoos ruining a bitch. god damnit man.
>>219213288>>219213323Talking to yourself is not a good sign
>do you smell that shit?
Why is everyone's voice like 3 octaves lower today?
guys. i ate too much yogurt last night. i've been farting and shitting since i woke up :(
>time for Jet and Ben to ruin the mood againJET IT UP
Alex B's asshole probably smells like his dead daddy's high-value mausoleum
>>219213267>>219213295threesome with wife Emma and babysitter Midge
>i haven't been on poop monitor
>>219213333CHECKED
>>219213383PPV slowed down the stream by 10% for some reason, just watch on kick
>>219213081everyone is saying this
>>219213169Landon is prettier than Tayleigh
>>219213383hangover + drowsiness + globs and globs of cum
>>219213317Twins shower frequently and don’t look gross.
>>219213379schizophrenia
>>219213388I didn't think the stream could get more boring than Alex B rambling, but here we are.
how has alex b survived to 41 with that much shittalking?
I didn’t appreciate Beth at the time but damn she’s hot
Did they argue again?
>>219213040It was gold because it was just them two. He would've failed RP too much if he was in Bloodgames.
>>219213396Damn this White girl got ass
i can't believe how dogshit the website is BRING THE PROPER PLAYLIST NOW
Jet looks like a giant 8 years old.
>>219213394Fucking retards. Thanks anon, that worked.
>>219212621I really can't predict the outcome. The only thing I can say is that Landon's 17 days in the tank have probably been mentally and physically healthier than many of his years alive.
>>219213352 I would walk through broken glass to lick that tummy
>>219213302>in hereThe whole website is flooded with them to a point where I can smell them
>>219213345>rab latLandon speech flubs are love,Landon speech flubs are life
>>219213043No it's not, mints.
alex b with his classic "won't ever fight with gloves so he doesn't fight at all" bit
>>219213088>Allah will save Alex B from hell
>>219213396JEEZ LOUISE
>>219213407they are clean, pure angels
who is the poop monitor today?
>Alex can you be the whole show for us now? Jet and Ben are pathetic
>>219213410Ben: "it smells like shit"*chat explodes with LOL*fanbase is just too dumb
>>219213413Lol>>219213431>I FUCKIN STREET FIGHT BITCH I DON'T PLAY WITH NO PILLOWS FAGGOT
Just scrubbing through the day, why were landon and the twins trashing luggage in the dorm yesterday?
Connor mentioned
alex b and connor were so fucking funny manthem fighting and making up and becoming bros every 3 hours
>>219213440you think they have a choice now that he's here?
>>219213440Yeah, none of the other fishes are entertaining on their own or among themselvesIf we didn't have Alex right now we'd have NOTHIN
>>219213440
Alex B proving why he deserves to sit in a Steven Hawking chair; bro is gonna get himself killed acting like a loudmouth chihuahua
>>219213043Mints is anti content
>>219213418>White girl
Has he got lipstick on?
>>219213439they should make poop monitor a job. if someone takes a poop they can't flush and the poop monitor has to take notes on all poops before they get flushed.
>>219212759>>219212822I had this thought on her first day but I couldn't be sure whether or not it was my own biases
Did he look this gaunt and consumed in S3? What happened?
>>219213461Wrong. Anybody can be entertaining with the right direction.
>>219213263When TTS is heavily filtered like the first half of S3 he's entertaining. When TTS is unleashed he's incapable of interacting with other people because he gets distracted.
>>219213450huh? poop is funny. are you a nigger or something?
>>219213466Alex B's dead daddy is already far past that point. Goooood boy.
>>219213419This. How do paypigs deal with this shit? Playlists are so much more convenient
>there goes that strange robot
AHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>219213483He was skinnyfat in S3, had a pot bellyHe lost weight
>>219213483Relapsed on the needle
i have no idea whats been happening with the other fish because director has just been on alex since last night
>>219213475>americans don't have poop monitors
>>219213469Would be tempted to say nigga in front of this white passing afro latina
>There goes that strange robot>Are you stuck, Antara?>it okay
Was production also sending most of the TTS in the previous seasons?
>>219213486ben is effortlessly gay
>>219213421'ATE THE FISH'ATE JANITORS'ATE JETLOVE TTSLOVE BALL BROTHERSLOVE BEATING UP RETARDSsimple as.
Sam is back all is right in the world
Sam has appeared.
SAM
Alex B saved the show, we even got G back.
>sam is in the tank
>>219213483that's the wall brother
HAHAAAAAAA
G ON THE PHONE
GOLDSNEEDER HAS ARRIVED
>>219213461THEN GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO DO
Sam appearance
>he thinks this is actually Sam
GOLDSTRIKER HAS ENTERED THE TANK
That is NOT Sam's voice
>>219213483interacting with this show makes you ugly it's cursed I think
>>219213370i don't get this kind of anti-tattoo hysteria desushe's still hot. there's such a thing as too many tattoos, and some of hers are cringe, but she's not tattooed to the extreme or anything like that. she still looks hot and is extremely fuckable, and if you don't think so you're probably gay.
BAMFAGS ROPESAM IS BACK
>sam was too lazy to use the robot they specifically bought just for him lol
>>219213531don't be so paranoid bro
SAM IS HERE
imagine your chud internet daddy saying you’re a faggot and he hates you LMAO
>>219213483>>219213502>>219213501We also were never looking at him this close and HD.
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA
>>219213461There is not a single ounce of direction or catalyst that production has given them all season.
its ai sam you retards
Sam doubling down on Alex B is the winner of S3.glGet fucked burt
>gassing alex up so he gets beat up by jameslmao
>>219213531>>219213537It’s G
Sam has more aura on a phonecall than all of Bam
>>219213537who is it?
>things getting good without Sam *Peter Thiel's bitch* Hyde>Bring back faggot from season 3 to ruin everything>Sam markyfucker makes an appearancelol
Who the hell is that? Frank?
>we'll see how it goesSam confirmed.
Ben is the hottest guy in Fishtankverse. Don't hate me cuz I'm right.
>>219213531>>219213537lol it's real retards he reposted Alex B on X
:') I miss his voice
>>219213531so do a bunch of retards in this thread lmao
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ROBOT
>we'll see how it goesoh no he's actually gonna show up
Post G
>>219213549hes obviously joking and trying to get alex to fight draco
>>219213537
>>219213549he means james drake
find someone that makes you this happy
>Alex thinks it's real SamKEK
>>219213569That’s legitimately Sam
Well thats all for now folks gotta run and record an episode of Pause, Snack, Continue. with Chris Lynch
>>219213537It's cause of the pitched down mic.
Goldstriker will return in doomsday
>>219213383The actual reason is that Alex B’s screaming last night peaked a couple mics and now the audio in a couple of rooms are set deeper>>219213483He lost weight and I suspect he’s on some prescription stimulant, but not meth
>>219213566ai just like the alex b tts voice
Can we get a "markyposting forgiven" photoshop
Alex is looking mad ghoulish
>>219213506I'm black so she wouldn't care
>>219213541>she's still hotshe has a cottage cheese butt
We love Sam!We love Sam!
>>219213541It's the 4chan opinion. A group of people actually feel that way and the majority are just lemmings following suit because it's heckin zased.
why do so many retards in this thread think it's not actually sam? it obviously is
>>219213569Holy shit it literally is Frank lmfao
it is obviously sam you fucking earblind autists
alex b is the most ridiculous natural entertainer ever.a perfect personality for the streaming world.
>>219212734AYYO IS THAT PHILION!?
sam misses this shit
THAT IS NOT SAM ON THE PHONE
>tomorrow mid day>basement opens>LIFE IZ MIZZY YALL
>>219213589It is. Unironically its Sam.
You retards are just as dumb as boomers who fall for AI itself. AI voices aren't that good yet.
>>219213609>>219213612Autism
>>219213599damn, i feel bad for people with your intellect
This is like im watching Pause Snack Continue
this season would have been so much better if sam was the host
>>219213582
Sam has a lisp, moronsPerson on the phone doesn't have itIt's Frank
>they cant even get the real sam hyde on the showwiggers drop off is crazy
Sam realizing he should have been here
>>219213609conspiracybrained fanbase
>>219213541>she's still hot.She has the face and body of a dude. You are homosexual.
>>219213485Emma's existence disproves this statement
>>219213592PSC is kino
>>219213541it's really easy bait. never misses no matter the thread
>>219213602She doesn't fuck niggers, jigaboo boy.
sam literally posted about alex b on twitter earlier you ppl are retarded
OH MY GOD LMAOOOO BEGGING FOR THE FOLLOW
>>219213622>no coughing at all>real Samalright bro
Sam started missing the show after Alex arrived and improved it
Sam is definitely missing the tank rn
The retards in this thread who think this is an ai have to be Indian
>>219213409It's ok to admit you have a problem anon
>>219213602why are you black? just stop
>>219213634but this guy is like really smart and stuff >>219213629
>>219213651He just did as I read this post.
>no cough>no lisp>no mhm or mkaynot sam
>GRRR WE HATE SAM FUCK HIM>OMG SAM IS BACK SAM IS BACKwhy are you fags such hypocrites
Sam's voice on the phone doesn't have enough bass
>>219213651You might be genuinely retarded or deaf. Its Sam you dope
>>219213645>Sam acknowledges the show therefore everyones on good terms and he suddenly has something to do with the show right before it's overYou retards are more gullible than Alex
social media gurus
>>219212867You cry if she does shit and you cry if she does nothing but cry. Make up your mind. Neither emma nor bashir deserve to be finalists.
it's really him
it sounds like sam but also doesn't. like sam from 15 years ago
Jet has been wearing the same clothes for 3 days
>>219213637/pol/brained retards
To be fair to Sam if I had to host shitty season 4 then missed out on kino season 5, I would also be upset
>>219213667Tham Hyde doeth not have a lithp
>>219213673goomba fallacy
>>219212889Season died with her leaving.
>>219213652season 3 keeps winning season 2 lost
>>219213626the other end of the spectrum is zoomers who think everything is AI, even things that aren't possible yet
>>219213673>/ftl/ is one person
>>219213671aside from those, this guys voice isn't gravely at all.Sam has a pound of flem in his throat at all times.
not enough "hehehehs" from the phone sam
did sam just say "eckelon"
Post your face when Sam should've been here
>>219213673Goombas, nigger. Kill yourself
Sounds way too young to be Sam
>>219213621midgey honestly checks both the boxes for binx and mizzy
>>219213701everytime kek
>>219213699Nontent
>>219213680you're so right bro it's a sam impersonator
they should get Bongo on the phone rn
Even if Sam shows up in the last week, Alex B isn't going to hang around for that long.
holy shit it's actually Frank lmao
>>219213673This season has pretty much proven we need Sam for the show to be good
Anyone had to turn it off because they were getting too emotional hearing Sam’s voice?
It's prerecorded Sam. They predicted exactly what Alex would say and the timing.
>>219212953Neither can you bashir glazers. Like what THE fuck. Emma might suck but Bashir is just a worse annoying of Cole.
>>219213690same difference
>>219213644You might wanna sit down when I tell you this>>219213664It's terminal
>dude....
>>219213673absence makes the heart grow fonder
Alex haters exposing their voiceblind autism by not realizing that is obviously sam
>>219213709AI isn't perfect yet
>>219213506Smack calling you massa during sex
>>219213673only the vocal minority doesn't want sam. mostly kf troons
>>219213729holy shit how did they do it…
>>219213685yeah he sounds a bit KOOKY
>he fuckin sucker pushed me three on fuckin one
>>219213673they like TJ and Josie. they hate the show and want it to die
>>219213729Kind of. Both sides were pre-recorded. If you pay attention to Alex, he's just lip syncing
>>219213733make them kiss
Sounds like someone with a voice changer
>>219212734>>219213616
>what kind of a man sucker punches somebody anyways
>>219213673Production more likeable in small doses, unironically
wow
Imagine getting trolled by ftl and replying to people saying it’s not sam lol
>>219213673anon having a woman moment
>>219213710
>>219213709echelon
I missed him so much bros
>>219213602Holy shit she looks good here
>>219213729mints in the basement but sams voice
Any account that's gotten a TTS through in the last ten minutes is a wigger sock puppet.
>>219213602shes so hot
That was Frank with an AI voice changer and you're all idiots >Muh heckin retweet
He's gotten way worse.
People sound different on the phone. That being said, I'm not even watching right now. I'm shitting.
Ben is right, S5 is full of nontent niggers.
>>2192137322 anons called me a jew for not liking sea food. 4chan is a very special place.
is it possible to un rape a woman that has gone on fishtank?
Nontent Niggers
>>219213762That’s a guy
Its a scientific factThe closer a fishtank season gets to S3 the better it is
>>219213727bro literally
>>219213776"1" is for sure
>>219213784
>>219213753didn't think the wiggers had it in them, clever bastards
>>219213696>Season died with her leaving.100% true.
NONTENT NIGGERS
>>219213762SHE LOVES HIM
famous house… home…
>>219213783Yeah it sounded just like Frank. Franks gonna come in wearing the Goldstriker suit or some shit.
>>219213769he didn't say echelon though
>>219213727pathetic
>>219213791No
>>219212965That happened last weekend and jet even said something "yeah cause the last couple of weeks sucked"
>>219213791 no.
>>219213791Sex with Sylvia guy did it so yeah
What was the s3 moment of s1 and s2?
>>219213789makes sense. seafood is great and jews can't eat it as part of their religion plus a lot of jews are allergic due to inbreeding.
>>219213762>woman falls for man who is aggressive and abusive towards herWho could have predicted this?
Sam saved season 5
>>219213784he's washed
>>219213791Payton. But she’s a lesbian
>>219213633The shaman jungle story was the hardest I ever laughed in the last 3 years.
>>219213759Sucker push, not sucker punch >>219213776True
>>219213791they are going to be exposed to endless weird sexpests bothering them for the rest of their lives
>>219213789it's why I keep coming back
>>219213724yeah
why is the audio on director pitched down?
>>219213812That's how Chris Lynch says it
>>219213776>>219213800all these accounts are production:1CAWWWWEpsteinIslandBoyKeggiepablokono RAPED_SLAVEsexybigfootTigerQueen
>>219213602I'm latino. Now we just need a white Smaackpilled bro so she can choose between her three sided
>>219213783Blatantly not Sam, yeah
>>219213791damn, it's amazing how much weight determines facial structure. truly identical here
>>219213810only 3 people in this photo did anything entertaining for 6 weeks
>>219213699That's Ashley
>>219213727 Exactly how I felt
>>219213810best cast
Have Thing 1 and Thing 2 done anything today? They’ve been hyping up April Fools for the last few days.
He is so fucking annoying to watch and listen to. Everything he says or does goes absolutely nowhere. He’s performative nontent.
>>219213810i miss the mizzler and smaack and binx and paypays3 had the best girls
paaahh
https://streamable.com/17tib4need more moments like this
Sam has a nasal voice and that's the main difference between the phone voice and Sam's voice
alex b is so fucking entertaining it's retarded
Lets solve thishttps://strawpoll.com/NMnQNq46Ag6
>>219212965they gave up after the anissa elimination. the show is now fully just about friendtank enduring a barrage of freeloaders
>>219213825I'm also not a big fan of pork I guess I'm both a kike and a mudslime.
add this to next bakehttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVvote niggaz
Alex looks anorexic
>>219213791bongo on the left bingo on the right
>>219213791I'm afraid notit's terminal and cannot be cured
There are people in this thread who believe the wiggers are somehow insanely retarded and pulling shit out of their ass every day (true) but are also capable of scripting hours of fake bits and using top of the line ai voices.Pick a fucking lane.
>>219213833he can save them
>>219213810take me backbest concept/premise
Burt crashing out in kick chat because they said Alex won S3
That conversation with Sam gave him a weird clarity
asshole bleed status?
>>219213699Ashley Metica.
>>219213859People here will argue there's no possible way that he's playing into it all
>>219213855napping in the jungle room at 3 pm, now talking with emma
>>219213831for me its still ben asking jimmy a serious question and then asking im if hes fucking retarded lol
>>219213843Sounds like the plot to a shoujo manga
>>219213869
Why the fuck does he keep bringing the jealous shit up holy fucking shit this dude is insane
>Blane said Bezo was too 4channy
>>219213733>You might wanna sit down when I tell you thisTell me WHAT
>>219213874who the fuck voted bezo
>>219213878maybe bant is more your speed little buddy
>Emma is still there
>>219213889Are those pits hairy or is she worthless?
>>219213893But that’s what they do every day.
it was Sam but it was prerecorded from S3
>>219213908bozo himself
inshallah
What is Antara thinking?
>>219213913shes a freeloader
>>219213888that wasn't Sam it was Frank Hassle no wait it was Chris Lynch no wait it was AI
This is all leading to Burt coming back
>>219212889
I heard sam was back and thought alex was monologuing to him on the robot only for the camera to pan over and its the fucking indian
>>219212965I dunno, the last couple of days have been pretty good. JD leaving felt like it solved a lot of things. Also, I like Laura and Blane.
man, the twins are straight up chillingthis whole season
>>219213876other way around, bingo has the narrower nose
>>219213909Maybe my cock in your ass is more your speed.
i MISS JD and i'm not afraid to admit it
>>219213915They’re shaved, she showed them off in confessional one time.
>>219213928Binx today, Burt friday
Billy the fridge reference?
>>219213904She already fucks black guys
>>219213938Also the bushier lower eyebrow
That was Sam’s identical twin brother Jam
alex b just repeats himself over and over againi liked season 3 more than this season but they shouldn't have derailed the current story
>>219213902Bezo is kiwifarmy
>>219213791they look identical here
>>219213922people only like bashir because he makes the other fish seethe, right?
directors cam has been on alex 95% of the time. no other cam gets over 500 viewers.no one cares about the conntestants
best girl
>>219213941nah
>>219213878>this dumb nigger doesn't know about goombas
>>219213925I have a free load for midgemma
director cam is actually suffering
>>219213923She is waiting to speak, just like how Alex does that.
>>219213870>14-6 yes/ftl/ really is braindead
>Antara please I’m ranting here
gingervitis
>>219213922I didnt vote so add 1 more to jd for me
>>219213938>>219213952also the mole
emma should be a freeuse loader aka freeuse cumloader
women, amirite?
>>219213791no
>>219213954>derailed the current storywhat was the story?
>>219213950her adopted brother is black
>>219213954What story?What would they have done yesternight without Alex?What would they have done today without Alex?
>>219213913Who?
>>219213922I was all in on Charity day 1Worst mistake of my life….
NEW>>219213851>>219213851>>219213851new>>219213851>>219213851>>219213851
>>219213954they didn't have a current storythey keep trying to build arcs that fizzle out after a day
I don't remeber alex being this fucking annoying
>>219213945Disgusting.
>>219213937
>>219213967Same
>>219213791They look more identical here but it’s still really easy to tell them apart.
>>219213982bingo looks like she has a stick in her head
the wiggers are completely incompetent but they also script every single line of their 24/7 reality show
>>219213958We like him because he makes (You) seethe
>>219213873no just sensible amerifats are legitimately insanei go to Wendy's, triple double Baconator after a nice fast, and will i feel like ass and regret everything while i let it stew in me? yes, and that's once a month, maybepersonally i find red meat disgusting; i don't understand how people can wolf down blue steak off the bonesgimme burnt shoe leather & ketchup im on the AsmonGoy "burn the parasites" diet kek
>>219213989*not her boyfriend
>>219213931you snooze you lose retard
>>219213967she's such a little anal slut
>>219213727I threw my chair through the window and kneeled in front of my screen crying
>>219213958Kinda yeah
>>219213869>alex b is so fucking entertaining it's retardedalex b is so fucking entertaining if you're retarded
>>219213169I prefer Tayleigh. She's cute.
>>219214010but he doesnt make me seethe. im just trying to figure out the appeal. i mean he is literally the opposite of what 4chan rails against 24/7 but yet you guys like him? yeah yeah i know 4chan is not 1 person
>>219213950n-no... this... th-this can't be..!
>>219214056Vicky is a goddess compared to Tayleigh
>>219213992NO, YOU GUYS ARE GREATI THINK THEY PUT MOLLY IN MY DRINK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*fills up another glass*
>>219213954what story?Landon- the whiny pussy with productionBashir- the ginger muslim redditorJames Drake- the normieThe Twins- the nontent sleepers who have the most fans because they throw up romans without hesitating and are so hecking wholesome chungusEmma- the nontent coaster
>>2192140594chan is retarded and gay. People respect people who hold to convictions (regardless of if you agree with them) and also people who get hanged up on and he's been fighting the house since the tree-haad.
>>219213954>>219213990The current stories:Bashir & Drake competing by day but developing a mutual respect with late night chatsTwins developing their psychic powers (+ training to save the home planet of the Golden People). Bingo has also begun eating again and has gotten her mediation finally, previously she was dying for real Landon learning all sorts of new skills, such as tying his shoes, and becoming a confident actor. He also has an ongoing feud with Ben and he revealed that his darkest desire is to physically beat (not hurt though) a particular member of production Emma idk I don’t know if she’s still on the show
>>219214121>People respect people who hold to convictions (regardless of if you agree with them)lol lmao even ok
>>219213944yeah, because the wiggers making thousands off of "JD Gay" TTS is so fucking funny
>>219214078pick me whore
>>219213944his kino song doesn't sound the same without him there
>>219213944I do not miss Vicky OR JD and if you like either of them you're a massive fucking faggot, sorry
>>219214116Landon learned to rizz and act and eat food.Bashir learned to embrace his wigger side a little more, relax and be more humble.James Drake learned to be more playful.Boingo matured, learned how to be women and embrace their sexuality.Emma learned how to box and coddle schizophrenics.Jet learned that gameshows and Mints suck.Ben learned he's really gay.Bam learned he sucks.Alex B learned nothing.
Has Alex "Monkey Spanker" B gotten his ass kicked yet? Can audience members come on to fight Alex?
>>219212889>Who's your fav S5 fish /ftl/? Landon and James Drake
>>219213954 there was no story retard
Anyone got his interview in the park in Japan the TTS mentioned to Bashir?
