>FTL News-- Smaack was officially declared a good woman. Everyone say "congratulations Smaack!"-- Sam CALLED Alex and said James is a FAGGOT. Alex begged Sam to follow him on instagram and he did-- Alex B is a cop-- His voice is gone-- James is doppelganger-- Bashir is "emotional support bro"-- The twins are monkeys-- Landon's rival "Ghostpolitics" could be a freeloader... https://x.com/TheGhostReport/status/2039398418963927213>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219213851
>>219215512grim she must smell terrible
smaack is the prettiest fish
This is really boring
LANDONGODS WHERE WE AT?
CHECK CONFESSIONAL NOW
It’s a bad cast AND a bad production. You can have one but you can’t have both.
I have enough foshbucks for tts while its on saleWhat do i say bros
>>219215554TRUUUUUUU
girl who stinks and hair smells like vomit
Landon is a funnier character than we've had beforeLandon is the key to all of this
sam loves the retard >loved jon after boxing with him>loved jimmy after the coded messages>loved alex b from the start>loved freddy after freddy stood up to him>would probably love landon
>>219215512Hi Bashir my name is Mason I'm 23 and live in Idaho I'm sending you this love letter to tell you to repent and accept Christ is King you are lost, I'm praying for you brother. convert to catholicism and save evropa. top kek heil hitler kill the jews
Blane has a decent form of autism
>>219215565no no no
Why does Landon constantly whine about everything? is he retarded? I mean he is literally low iq
Burts freaking out guys
>>219215576truuuu
>>219215574just use the heheheh voice, I will laugh no matter what you say
Any news on JD since he left the tank? Hoping his gf dumps him and he ropes
>>219215580Mr Bean looking ahh
TEAM DRACOEAMDRACORACO
>alex was so mindbroken he was talking to tts when it wasn't even on
>>219215586forgot to say im brown
>alex b has been talking to the wall about walkers for 5 hours
>>219215570the cast is great
>>219215580everything about her face is repulsiveher eyesher noseher lipsher skinhow does ANYONE simp
>>219214968Auto-Director is mints and mints is a worthless retard.
>>219215598cringe
I do not care for the Ghost Politics arc
>>219215512Smaack is exactly the kind of woman that is a problem for the world
>>219215584Jet really is the king of unfunny.
>YOU KNOW WHAT THIS REMINDS ME OF? SEASON 3damn I would never have guessed
>>219215613>>219215616He will be calling Ben and Jet masters of the universe and that he though he knew the rules but NOW he knows the real rules.
>>219215624TLP
>even Alex B is reminiscing about superior prior seasons
>dinner and a show>let them sleep in>let them lounge aroundwe are now a whole day later thanks jet great show definitely not a total failure on your part
>did they kill TTS?
season's been carried by freeloaders, the fish are so boring aside from vicky
>>219215620Wrong
>>219215574Tell Bashir all the negative TTS are coming from mints then tell us if the fatass faggot rejected it.
>>219215633It’s to hit restreamers dummie
burts meds actually nerfed alex in S3
"If you stare into a Walker long enough you turn into one"
sam hyde
This season is like the atmosphere of season 1, the pacing of season 2, and Alex B of season 3
>>219215652EAR OUT IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YA
>>219215574Ask Alex if Smaack is a good woman, let's settle this once and for all
I hate you alljkjk april fools I fooled yafacts about this interaction:1. you were fooled
>>219215651that's just about all he's done since he got here
name even a single thing jet has done right this seasonprotip: you literally cant
>you'll have to work for food>fruit in jungle room each morning>computer room>fair competition high tension gameshow>no returning facesWhat went wrong?
FREELOADER ROOMFOUR FREELOADERS IN THE FREELOADER ROOM
>>219215662Seethe more about mints achmed
So what's the point of this season now? We're just watching Alex do nothing and the original contestants don't matter?
At least he stopped rummaging
Season 3 really affected Alex in the same way as someone who got raped as a child.
>>219215671That was hilariousThe first four and a half weeks of season 3 were jam-packed with moments (excluding the cleaning days)
why does alex b have pinkeye
>>219215672Imagine if he actually died after being crowned winner of S3 kek
>>219215565This is better content than what’s actually happening in confessional.
Bongo sole.
>>219215692plus no frank
>>219215512Alex is nontent and too afraid to interact with Friendtank
>staying in the room faggots
>>219215688>What went wrong?vicky left and everything fell apart immediately after
>>219215692its a good cast
>>219215695Hi Jimmy!
>>219215596Wining doesn't mean you're dumb.
>>219215633i laughed
>>219215692yes this is what nostalgia season 3/4 faggots spammed thread after thread for. enjoying the show?
>>219215674ham syde
>>219215688everything went wrong
>>219215688They realised the things people like about a show are usually the things you want to keep in a show
>>219215707>we will NEVER get Vicky's solesI AM SO FUCKING MAD
>>219215688It really is funny that just about every successful moment from this show was when the wiggers were forced to backpedal on their initial ideas.
>>219215692We’re on the Alex B arc, a vague semi-sequel to season 3Hopefully Binx gets brought on
this sucks
>>219215725kill nostalgiafags, rape nostalgiafags
alex is only bearable if you:>wrangle him>gaslight him>monitor him with new information so he doesn't get stuck in a loophes a very tiring person
Why don't the tts say that they had consensual sex instead of rape
I want to beat the fuck out of alex so bad
>>219215678
I hate Laura so fucking much
dude id lose my mind being in the tank how are they content just sitting round like that
>>2192156922 weeks and no money so they're breaking all the emergency glassI expect airsoftfatty in roughly 3 days
Did everyone use up their TTS tokens yesterday? There’s been like no TTS today after 12 hours straight of TTS yesterday.
Can Burt get to the house already so we can put Alex B out of his misery please
>>219215688the room gimmicks dont matter, the computer room doesn't have any computers in it, the jungle room rarely has any produce in it, and the fake money itself doesn't really matter because the audience has no way of tracking which contestants have money or what they're spending it on, and its not like there is any real scarcity when production will just buy them booze and alcohol on a whim
o7 either way
>>219215752>hes a very tiring personI think they're building towards a physical thing where either Landon or James Drake decide to just knock his head off. It was gonna happen last night, but I think production wanted to get a few days out of Alex first.
>>219215763you wouldn't do shit
>>219215752>i'm so tirednontent nigger
C O D YODYC I G A RIGAR>alright alright >alright alright >>219215746
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>>219215779Alex will never actually fight them lol
>>219215773The rules dont matta
If you watch back last night, he was in such good spirits, getting showered in positive TTS', fishtoys, etc. and literally 1 (ONE) singular TTS like 45-60 minutes in about fucking Binx instantly shifted his entire mood. From there it was over because he was showered with binx TTS.I don't think the monkey rape TTS would have bothered him as much until the Binx one came in.
the best thing a fish with no stakes can do is destroy the house and cause as much physical damage to bankrupt the wiggers
>>219215791>happy birthday to you!
>>219215570A cast is only as good as the production team directing them. Give them nothing to do and no shit they'll just sit around and be boring
Bongo is literally S5 Tayleigh
i miss getting head
>>219215765He's skinny and unfunny now.
>>219215779They need to give the cast something to do in the meanwhile. Alex B doesn’t have new information to feed into the loops as long as they sit around & wait for the show to regain structure.
JD is leaving
>>219215738you can only delete posts up to 5 min back
>>219215801That's part of why it's funny, but he probably will if you get enough booze in him and tell him Sam would want him too. He's not smart enough to not give in eventually.
>>219215688>What went wrong?None of the ideas were very good or thought through. Even if they were, the production team simply doesn't have the work ethic to follow through on them anyway.That's why it all devolved into goofing off.
Director on retardmode again
>>219215804Wasn't Anissa trying to destroy the plumbing before she got kicked? Probably the most entertaining thing she ever did
>>219215746>>219215792
bongo is beautiful
Behead mints
What were the funny scenes so far today?
>>219215795he wouldn’t take it. appears to be denying any and all drug use
don't let those eggs dry because FUCK trying to clean that up
>>219215829that's the only mode it's ever on
>>219215707what the fuck is turning you on with a foot? are you raped?
>WHERES FRANK>WHERES FATTYsome of you gotta die
>>219215839Bam did a 5 minute bit which was alright, then left
>>219215842Never disrespect Osaka
>>219215785you dumb fucking gorilla nigger i didnt say id do something i said id lose my mind
>>219215796thanks bro
What does the note on Emma's back say?
>>219215796thank you goat
>>219215833she was trying to destroy the entire show
>>219215837Bingo and Bongo are at this weird point where they could be pretty if the former gained weight and the latter lost more weight (already on the way with that)
Jet got Binx a strike on Kick last night with nudity and it's literally the only thing he's ever done that's deserving of praise.
>>219215864PLUGGED UPRIGHT NOW
Are they going to let Drake murder Alex?
Alex is anti-money for production because he can't function with it on.
What happened to Landon?
why does something about this thread feel dark and fucked up anyone else sense it
>>219215882Unfortunately not
People spending $30 to ask a retard about philosophy
>Dude what happend?
did laura throw eggs at them
guys, i need your help. my friend has this ringtone of the imagine dragons song "thunder" but just the chorus. i said it kinda sounds like the pitched up voice is saying "fun dip" but she doesn't seem to think so. what do you guys think?here's the audio https://youtu.be/qzV7zJ3J-EA?si=-hKe2Lloobmd3oLM [Open]please votehttps://strawpoll.com/bVg8BbrBNyY>https://strawpoll.com/bVg8BbrBNyYhttps://strawpoll.com/bVg8BbrBNyY>https://strawpoll.com/bVg8BbrBNyYhttps://strawpoll.com/bVg8BbrBNyY>https://strawpoll.com/bVg8BbrBNyY
>>219215839Bashir failing to give a psyche evaluation to Alex B
Erm I love Smaack
>>219215854I'm ok with Frank but fatty enjoyers need to rope
>>219215882James throwing Alex across the floor was kino.Wish they'd let James be more physical.
>>219215631Truke
laura is my nigga. I love when she perch
>>21921589112 hours of no content and alex b fatigue
QRD on today so far?t. wagie
>>219215773she awoken something in mei love thic girls now
>>219215891theres no poop
>>219215869Has Anissa commented on this at all? I'd imagine the wiggers at least brought it up to her.
>>219215818No he's just in the shower.
im scared
>>219215905nobody asked you faggot
content cucks say no fire extinguisher
>NNNNOOOOOOOOO>STOP FUCKING PRODUCING CONTENT WHAT THE FUCK LAURA
Is it weird to have dreams about Fishtank? Has anyone else had dreams about Fishtank? I fell asleep last night while I was watching that Smiling Friends marathon, which of course, was a nothingburger, and while I expected it to affect my dreams, the contrary happened. I was feeling burnt out from Fishtank, and figured I would maybe have some dreams about my favorite cartoon characters, but no, I had a dream where I had entered as a freeloader. I wasn't quite bothered by the cameras, as there was no TTS playing, but most of my time was spent interacting with Bingo. She loved every second of our interactions with one another. We had discussions about our hobbies, interests, our favorite songs and animations, and so forth. Nothing about it was sexual, but I could seemingly feel her compassion and her outwardly radiating warmth. It was pure bliss, I don't think any other lucid dream I've ever had in my life could compare. I'm still thinking about that dream now.
>>219215925jet said it was the best possible mogging and he respected it or something like that
>fun, in my tank?
Why Jimmy get kicked for pushing over a girl while James Drake can shove a guy across a room twice
post more mizzler pls
>>219215921Nothing has happened
>>219215921alex b show
How did Landon get egged?
>>219215882Alex will refuse to put on gloves ever since getting his shit rocked by Simbal of all people. He will claim (ad nauseum) that he only fights with bare fists and teeth primal style knowing full well that production are never going to greenlight that.
>>219215934fatty enjoyer spotted
>>219215944last night i dreamt that James Drake was eliminated next
>hey emma, even though you've been competing for 2 weeks you're a freeloader now>okwhat a dumb bitch kek
now that laura is emptying the fire extinguisher its the perfect moment for the ninja arsonist to strike the first match
laura bwoke the tank
>>219215936this shit is so fucking gay
>>219215921alex b rummaged through his luggage
>dood alex just crashed out at tts :o
>>219215964orbital egg strikes
cameraman and director suck rn
>>219215904this post was fact checked by true smaackadicts
NO FIRE EXTINGUISHERNO THROWING WATERNO PAINT ON THE HARDWOODNO LEANING ON BANISTERSNO KICKING THE DRYWALL
>>219215891alexander bernard is possessed by a dark spirit that is harvesting his pain and suffering and we are all stuck witnessing it in real time, helpless to stop it
>>219215882not letting them beat him up is a good way to hassle them. would just be another lame humiliation ritual for all the retards to clap to
>*sippppppppp*
>>219215974who said that
When does Sam Hyde show up and start punching doors and yelling at people to be entertaining?
>retarded nontent emma is actually wingmanning for a paypig to date vickyim gonna fucking rope holy fucking shit
>>219215954 Guy vs. guy is different. This is a better question with Bashir getting physical with Emma and dumping chemicals on Beth.
>>219215904I miss smaackposting
>>219215986director always sucks
>>219215512Did Sam and Jet break up? Why did Jet do this??? Cool way to advertise a shirt though.
Wish I had an ice cold refreshing Sprite right now
>>219215974can't wait for them to reveal to her that they were serious
>>219215969Well, I didn't mean so much looking inward to the tank, as I meant actually participating with the contestants. Have you ever dreamed that you were in the same house as Drake, for example?
Occasionally I see posts about an "Emma" or something. What is that?Been watching the stream since day 1, have no idea what it's referring to. Is it a Bitchtank reference or something?
>>219215974wait so she is actually a freeloader now? thought the wiggers were joking last night
>>219215966>since getting his shit rocked by Simbal of all peopleRoll back the tape. Simbal didn't hit him once. Also his leg was hurt.
>>219215998idk but it needs to be soon.
>>219215991this is the trvth
>>219215986always have
>>219215954He literally barely pushed him alex fell down hard because he was drunkJimmy didn't push abi, he was actively trying to bash her head in with the mallet and only let go of it to try and throw it "at the wall" when she fell back out of his wayIf abi hadn't gotten I-frames from her dodge, her brain would have been all over bedroom 2's wall
>April Folls day>Production has no hi-jinx plannedCompletely missed opportunity. L Wiggers
>>219216010FAHH
Why is Landon wet?
>>219216012
>>219216005The difference is Bashir didn't threaten them with violence. Grabbing someone and moving them isn't the same as lunging at them or throwing croquet mallets
>>219215944i've been having fishtank dreams every night since april 2023
>>219216005When did Bashir get physical with Emma?Her feeling like it could get physical is not the same thingIf anything James Drake was the one who physically lifted up Emma and threw her out of the cell
Bongo eats children lol
>>219215918If I was super fat like Laura was I'd be climbing on shit and sprinting all the time. It has to feel good to be so much lighter. I bet it feels like somebody turned down the earth's gravity for her.
>>219215944
>>219216036washed himself in the sink after getting egged by laura
What’s the deal with the pirate room?
>>219216019they were joking, but she just took it at face value and went along with it, so now they're thinking about sticking with it since she's so boring
>>219216012>>219216039https://youtu.be/3BILcb7DQjk
>>219215994miss this content machine like you wouldnt believe
you're never getting it back
alex explain Catch the Ball 1
the pirate room with a bath tub full of keys
>>219215512>>219215577>>219215554>>219215631>>219215680>>219215904>>219215987>>219216006Shes a good woman
qrd on the pirate room?
>>219215901GUYS PLEASE VOTE, I NEED YOU!!!
What’s bingobongo opinion on Alex b? Director barely shows them anymore.
If JD was still in the house and somehow got on his bad side, he would not be able to help himself but respond to every Alex B ramble
>>219216065it's part of this season's ARG
>>219216052nta and I don't care that he did it, but he grabbed her by the arm and was going to throw her out of the house until Laura and production intervened
time for alex b's gay contacts
>>219215944go the fuck outside you freak
>>219216015i've had several fishtank related dreams, but it's either the involving the fish or the house(es) but oddly never both at the same time
>>219216090wheres the fucking parrot
You know if Laura was still morbidly obese Alex B would be all over her
>>219216027>barely pushed himHe pushed him hard enough he flew back four to five feet each time
>>219216077thank god
>>>Bashilion
>>219216049I'm glad it's not just me, but I'm struggling to understand why it's happening now, specifically. While I didn't watch most of Season 2, and I wasn't able to start watching Season 3 until it was nearly over, I've never had dreams of the show until now. Sure, I do have a horse in this race, but these dreams aren't dictated by lust or anything else like that. I don't know what else to say, other than, "I want to experience it again".
>>219216005He's always restrained and knows not to go too far whereas Jimmy is a tantrum sperg who will just attack women if they make him angry
Did the market get trashed? What happened?
>>219216087 Happy to see my screencap still posted
>>219216020Neither of them hit eachotherIt was the most pussy ass boxing match in the whole fishtank series. Fucking mizzy vs. Payton was a better match up
I like that Laura is the only freeloader who actively fucked with someone enough to make him leave but nobody liked JD enough to go after her like they’ve done with Beth and Alex B
Relationship status?
my girlfriend will come in sometimes while i’m watching this, ngl at first i was a bit worried. but she loves the twins, and was completely dumbstruck by alex b’s existence yesterday
>>219216067which is stupid, she should just leave if she's gonna be nontent
>>219216111>111CHECK'EM!
>>219216102i don't know sorry
>>219216099I have a lot of outdoor hobbies, thank you very much. That doesn't stop me from being infatuated with the show, nor does it stop my desire to rally behind a contestant of my choice.
>>219216131why did alex do that haha thats crazy
>>219216131talcum powder status?
>>219216124she loves him
>>219216079>one of the only actually themed rooms>a fucking bathroom with no cameras in itwhat are the wiggers smoking at this pointTell me
ANTIQUING
Midge is beautiful
>>219216139some people just can't understand
>>219216131HOLY... SCREENCAP OF THE SEASON FOR SURE
This new freeloader, Emma, is really boring.I don't even remember when she entered the tank? What was it, a day or two ago? Thought Jet was kicking freeloaders within 24 hours if they were boring.
>>219216131Incredible self control for them to not be setting her on fire
LIFE IS MIDGEY
hey he antiqued him like in jackass haha
fishtank is giving me cognitive decline in my 20s
why did Lara get floured?
>>219216077>60k views on a random clipDid any clip this season get close to this not counting algoslop tiktok and xitter views?
Genuinely do not understand why alex did that to lauraIs this... content?
why are people still watching this shit? late season fishtank is fucking garbage
>>219215944i dream every night so yes when i watch fishtank of course it pops up in my dreams
Are they ending the season today?
has anyone sent a TTS about emmas bf leaking her nudes?
Emma's bush is huge
>>219216131>Bongo: at least it didn't get on your food
>>219216131WIGGERED
>>219216121thanks for the vote, brotha. <3
>>219216170Same. Watching too much of this brainrot is lowering my faculties
>>219215645 #Somehow never seen this. Rarest Smaack drop?
>>219216171she sprayed alex with the fire extinguisher so he got her back i guess
>>219216170Same but 30s. Helps work go by though
a lot going on rn, hard to track why it's happening
What does Bingo flick her bean to?
Ben is so heckin quirk chungus!
>>2192161752 weeks is hardly late but they're speedrunning it this season
>>219216123In terms of freeloader on fish killsAbi killed jimmyFrank killed alex bLaura killed JD
>>219216086Allegedly the bath tub is full of keys allegedly.
>>219215773anything more?
>>219216175>late season fishtank is fucking garbageAlways is.But as always, I'm too invested at this point to quit.
>they have to do a forced scene to make the twins interact with Alex BGrim
>>219216052Although Drake threw Emma, he is ChadBashir grabbed her arm after she harassed him all morning and destroyed his clothing, but he’s a virgin so she’ll never forgive him
>>219216178feels like it
>>219216118Jimmy also knows restraintHe never once attacked a man bigger than him
>>219216154It's too bad that some of these "people" feel the need to seethe at the twins, simply for the sake of having something to seethe at. I pity them, that the show is so boring, that they have nothing better to do than to whine and cry in the threads. Perhaps if they started watching the two people who are carrying the show on their backs, instead of Alex Bitch, then perhaps they wouldn't be so upset.
Dude, alex is so fried, laura that's there to fuck with the actual contestants has to stop herself constantly from fucking with alex because he is pathetic. Looks like a retirement house, laura and emma constantly trying to help him, trying to make him focus for more than 10 seconds. Laura was just trying to help him put on contacts.
>>219216172The Jewish producer sucker punching a drunk retard did pretty well.
>>219216131Goranian
>>219216193It's probably from the edited episodes, right?
alex b is afraid of the twins' psychic ability
alex b might be the first one to make this psychic thing funny.
>>219216172early season 1jimmy assaulting abi that's about it
>>219216197what do you all do that you can watch fishtank while working?
Ben is so attractive
>>219216172not a chance
vicky feet NOW
DUDE THIS FUCKING SUCKSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I seriously don't think there's anyone behind the wheel anymore, completely lost his mind
>>219216176When you say "every night", is this hyperbole, or do you truly dream of Fishtank every single night? I'm still struggling to induce dreams in the first place, I simply got very lucky last night. I'll take any advice you might have to offer!
Finally some Alex twin kino
why did they fuck their own audio?
Sexo con Midge
>>219216219Emma gave Drake the nod of consent to do it. She said so herself, so that was a bit they were running.
>>219216261
Why did Alex dumb flower powder on Laura?
>>219216245A lot of white collar jobs have significant down time and multiple monitors.Personally, I have this on a second monitor muted while I file our financial reports. It's really not a crazy concept to have background noise while working an office/desk job
>when the wiggers realize that james drake is the only one up for elimination since jd left and they made emma a freeloader
I could go for a psychic reading right now.
>IT LOOKS LIKE A MIND MELD FROM STAR TREK
>miss me yet?
>>219215957>>219215963>>219215980Why the FUCK do I watch this dogshit?
Introducing Next Generation to Bongo and Bingo
>>219216170My mind is scrambled after a season. It’s actual brain rot content.
>>219216209>2 weeksWe're almost in week 4 lol.>week 1 1-7>week 27-14>week 314-21 (We are on 18)>week 4 21-28
why is no one doing the late market shift? tickles my autism.
>>219216204everything
>>219216259no i meant i dream every night in general and when i'm watching fishtank all the time it naturally pops up in those dreams. i never had to induce dreams though they just happen for me.
>>219216298yes
this is so fucking garbagejet is in for a rude awakening when he starts living in a van
so were they called bingo and bongo respective on purpose or was it a subconscious kiki/bouba thing
whats the best fishtank clip channel on youtube - used to watch reactsimply back in the day
Unpopular opinion, the Bingo Bongo twins bit is played out. They do nothing most of the day but sleep and no one fucks with them because they're retarded. They shouldn't be there anymore.
>>219216285it probably won't matter anyway
>>219216285James drake is going to punch Alex and get kicked out
>>219216315Why did Alex B jump?
They've been spending alot of time together.
>mfw I'm stuck to play into the bit again for a meth'd out retardI feel bad for Bingo and her twin sister, but I really do love them both. No-one else in the house spare maybe, I don't know... James Drake, is willing to play into a bit like this for the sake of giving us some kind of content. The show is extra boring today, but I'm just glad that the twins are giving it their all!
>>219216342they look related
>>219216330many are saying this
>>219216285Is Emma officially a freeloader?
why are we doing "scenes" for fish that are already in on the joke
I love that the average person sort of does accept that identical twins probably have abnormally high psychic powers
>>219216330They're a nice contrast to the main events though.It's really funny to see Alex spazzing out, then you check the dorm and the twins are on their hands and knees looking for bugs. The contrast is really funny.
this is where alex shines not his crashouts
spoopy
>>219216330blame the wiggers for never ramping up the season and just focusing on "jd gay" for the past two weeks
>>219216330they're still kinda nice to have around, they're like cats
>>219216342I noticed this last night.They were alone together almost all night while Alex was crashing out.
This is the first time the twins have been funny.
>>219216341He was creeped out
>>219215707Listen I'm a footfag but I can't fucking stand dirt or smell or whatever. That image is nasty
kekhe's gonna freak out
Baseethers now targeting the twins?
>>219216342
Goddamn bongos jumpin titties
>>219216330if they get eliminated before the final two they're still gonna stick around as freeloaders no doubt
>>219216346scripted bits are the lowest tier of content
>>219216367yeah they should be freeloaders if elim not emma
Laura's awful fucking chewing. James Drake. Kill, Now.
>>219216342emma boyfriend status??
I dont even listen to nickleback...
my girlfriend
>>219216367this. they're not my favorite but I like them being around
>>219216330The Twins are a show separate from fishtank to supplement content during the dead hours
>>219216355to break through their inhibitions
>i dont listen to nickelback >starts singing the songkek
I'M GONNA TRADE THIS LIFE FOR FORTUNE AND FAME
ok im sorry this is kinda kino
He still delivers in scripted contented when wrangled
>>219216330All of the bits with them have been horse shit
>>219216330
Unpopular opinion but Landon tiger bit is played out
bingo's shirt is really cool
ENTER
>>219216404mitochondria
>>219216392Why even script this? It's way more funny to just tell them to go do it and see what happens. Hate the wiggers so much man.
>>219216342Sorry moralfag, LoliGOD gets the girl.
>>219216402“I don’t even listen to Nickleback”>twins touch his head>he’s possessed and instantly knows all of the wordsIncredible…
>>219215818Said this in a thread the other day but there’s something deeply, viscerally funny about basement door exit photos. The absolute epitome of pictures being worth a thousand words.
Did anyone catch beths IG live?
suckin awn bongo’s bingos
>>219216330This but unironically
>>219216431SAUCE ALSO POST MOAR
>>219216342They're looksmatched. Emma is Blanes Loli fantasy and Blane is degenerate enough to shove buttplug after buttplug up the anal queen.
>>219216447get a grip
there's severe lack of Neptunian screencaps this season
>>219216423I think season 3 made the wiggers fall in love with the 'call yourself a badass animal' thing
>>219216323Gonna buy a dozen of these for when he starts the van streams
>the spider monkey community
>>219216330they need to fuck frank on live
>>219216447she was doing her makeup thats all
GUYS MAURO IS LEAVENING
>>219216384Yeah, james drake was too powerful and emma enjoyers are unfazed. They know landon is favorite so now they go for the Christian twins
>>219216447who
>>219215725>>219215746yeah because the show was so entertaining before you fucking worthless faggot
>>219215585freddy wasn't the retard though, Daniel was
The Fantastic Five of Fishtank.liveJon, Cole, Alex B, Freddy, James Drake
unpopular opinion, the jet and ben beinf the whole show bit is played out
>>219216404you know there's a general on bant for that right
>>219216468no, actually. severe lack of goranian moments though.
>the spidermonkey community
>>219216447/bant/ is perfect for retard cumsimps like you
>>219216468
>>219216341He felt the psychic radiation.(drug addicts are psycho-sensitive)
>>219216416
>>219216468alex b revived some
>>219216468just that much nontent this season. For every one night of content, there's like 7 with nothing happening.
>>219216447watched for a few sec, all I heard her say was that she could see in bashirs eyes that he was scared of her before I got bored and turned it off
just drew this
>>219216481Who the fuck is this
fit check
Enter
>>219216416does it stink?
Bongo’s bongoes bouncing up and down that’s PLANE CRAZY
>>219216423It is but at least he’s done well in challenges and has gotten fucked with. He’s more than a wholesome chungus.
season 5 > every other season >the sam hyde show > powtank > beth livestream
>>219216495aw shit here we go again
>>219216404>404 WaterMellie not foundgo to /bant/ dude
What happened to the Goo Room
>>219216488very popular opinion
>>219216513looks like a gmod homepage background
twins x alex is kino
Alex B is a huge geek but he was cartoonishly a douchebag chad in the early aughts. weird guy
>>219216490this. only one night of goranian shit so far
>>219216471based hes so fucked
>>219216468It's been grim
>>219216481>no dickprint2/10
>>219216512He'd root for James Drake and try to get him to nude pose for him
GET HIM IN.
>>219216509Cute >>219216528Opens in two days!
>>219216528there are no cams in the goo room. that's where jet takes the girls for 1 on 1 time.
IT'S IAN
>>219216509cute
>>219216509o7
A girl like Bongo should not have a body like that
>>219216490This is the most neptunian season, they just don't get it yet
SEND HIM IN
>>219215688every time they set out with these ambitious ideas it inevitably turns into friendtank fish slop anyway. Just throw the poop and pee and accept what the show is
>>219216509Very based anon
>>219216539do you guys believe in reincarnation?
No cap I’d still marry Ellie after she got used and dumped by Jet
>>219216509nice anon.miss fan art.almost everything this season has been AI.
Boingo are literally the greatest contestants to ever exist.
>Coddled Laura getting food delivered everydayWhy doesn't the orc go after Bashir? Inb4 Bashir hits women!!! Didn't stop abi from getting Jimmy eliminated. Jimmy got in Taylor's face and it didn't scare abi to hassle him. Abi's a stronger freeloader than Laura.
All it took was someone from the GOAT season 3 back on the show for Sam to come back and everything be entertaining. I kneel.
>>219216536wasn't that uncommon for dudes his age
>>219216468is it to do with the layout of the rooms and the house?
>>219216553
>>219216416why did u crop out bingo? Girl had some bounce too!
>>219216565She didn’t get dumped though they’re in a relationship
>>219215691hi Mints. you could lose some weight.
>>219216563
>>219216569You don’t understand, nobody has thrown milk on them yet
>>219216488that's a popular opinion. They're soaking up so much screen time this season, that they're basically main characters. It's fuckin brutal, and we had a full week of nothing but Ben/Jet harassing the audience/fish.Devil's advocate though, it's probably because Bam sucks at hosting. He can't remember any of his lines and can't read out challenges. He doesn't provide any context for anything and can't get through a single sentence coherently. It makes sense that Jet/Ben have to step in and basically become the host this season is lacking.
>>219216536>huge geek but he was cartoonishly a douchebag chad in the early aughtsMany such cases.
>>219216471>what the hell was that?>they what?>…they spiked us again?>*chewing noises*>*stress sigh*>you guys aren’t making the show fun to make
>>219216555CHECKED
>>219216380me too, I only like clean feet. If you smell a woman's feet that are all filthy, you're just smelling shit that was on the floor and not her pheromones
>>219216447No but I saw her live with binx and she's boring and very normie.
>>219215812trvke
post yfw this happend
>>219216568>almost everything this season has been AI.I'm so fucking over it
>>219215512>Alex B’s net worth: $190 million >Alex B brags about making $148,000 last year via streamingWhy?
>the hat man
>>219216536You could not admit you liked anything nerdy back then. Anime was like, the worst thing you could ever admit. In my high school, people didnt even want to admit they played video games until CoD4 in 2007. I was known as the World of Warcraft guy in 2004 and then on.
>>219216538the twins, bashir and james drake have anchored this season solidly in the neptunian side of the dichotomy
the twins are funny when they have something to do
>>219216618
>>219216553>>219216586goran
Imagine showing up at Alex B's house to get made into content. Ugh, just like that fat sexy dead daddy of his. Fuck, I need to slap my penis on that gravestone. MONKEY KANG OOO OOO AHH AHH. Daddy Burnhard needs our cum like a thisvid slutface male tribute. Random guy sexual pressure all over Alex B's dead dad mmmmmm
Since Bam is there they should've leaned into Y2K aesthetic for this seasonhttps://voca.ro/1a1hzZdKPZq0
>>219215829They should fire Mints and put a random jeet on Director.
I like this bit lolof course Alex B believes this
>>219216618I had gone to sleep because I was certain that Alex talks a lot but never actually starts fights
>>219216589I said after whenever that is
>>219216625get him in the tank
>>219216619this is just absurd
what was the thing they said that made alex think the wiggers told them something?
>>219216629I don't have a problem with that, but I have to admit the Goranian Alex B bits last night were fucking kino and a breath of fresh air
>>219216644Replace Mints with Antara
>>219216553>>219216586>>219216638narog
>>219216642at least james drake has the wardrobe
Burt is crashing out on twitter
>>219216647he yaps until he gets his ass beat and then tells everyone he won
>>219216653She’s in love with Jet dude there is no after if he did actually dump her she would definitely suicide, her entire life is Jet
>>219216675we don't care
>going onlive takes a hour and a halfbro press the button
>>219216668Send Mints to India
>>219216671His wardrobe is 100% 2010s
>>219216618kinoest moment this season
https://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyV
>>219216667
>>219216241anon... no.
>>2192166187 minutes7 minutes of content is all I can give you
I love how every scene with Alex starts off with him trying to act a certain way and say lines and it quickly breaks down to his earnest disbelief
>>219216536Yeah, that was back when being into video games wasn't cool. It seems weird by today's standards, but saying you liked any video game that wasn't one of like 3 options and you were a loser nerd. Anime was even worse. Even if you liked more mature stories, you were in the same category as 5 year olds watching Pokemon.It sucked... but also it was kind of nice because when you met someone that was into that stuff you really formed a bond. It's was like a secret club.
>>219216626>people didnt even want to admit they played video games until CoD4 in 2007odd, most FPS were fine but of course MMOs are for dorks and still are
>>219216642It's weird how they didn't realize that having an aesthetic theme makes the show way better.
>>219216619Why doesn’t she wear bras?
>>219216579Do you have that webm of Payton picking her ass
*bingo voice* take a deep shlow breeeth
>the moon
The moon
Is this bezos?!
>>219216524Nah powtank was better than the sam hyde show but that's otherwise correct
he's so fucking lost
>270000 are watching the nasa stream>270 are watching the fishtank kick streamnasa spacetank mogs jets failedtank
>>219216665>>219216667>no satanGET blessed thread
Alex is complete schizo
>>219216696>Bingo & Bongo 22 votes>Victoria 7 votesgrim
>>219216727she probably still thinks of herself as being 13. Doesn't seem like the twins understand that growing up and maturing.
What does the moon mean to him?
>not putting emma's job in teh OPkwab
>>219216720>most FPS were fineand i mean that since Quake
i wish bad ideas was here rn
DarkSydePhil is crashing out about LowTierGod right now
This is Alex straight from s3
lmao he's so retarded
moon
>it's a Smaack threadCan't believe I almost missed this one
for those not in the know why Monkey King doesnt like the moon
the twins have probably met a lot of people like Alex in their lives
>>219216747Astronauts are coddled nontent
>>219216538Vicky and Beth were archetypal goranian content
>>219216759Who?
we're past 140 imagesis anyone baking?
UberHaxorNova streaming minecraft with Alex & sp00ns rn
>>219216683he has to do his hair, put on his kingdom hearts outfit and set up his instagram filters
>>219216751who the fck is 'victoria'?
>>219216618i went to go jerk off and came back moments before this and pogged
Alex still has some kino in him
can't even watch director un-pitch-shifted, sad
>Alex B develops genuine schizophrenia from a retarded twins bit
what did i miss? i had to take a nap cause i was up til 4 last night watching alexs bullshit
>>219216762Here's a great wager for Josie. Make a video disavowing Sam Hyde for abusing Marky Thompson, and also his crew taking advantage of you sexually. You get to disavow a shitty person, and also dump responsibility for being a pass around whore, AND play victim to boot!Sounds like a win-win, right? The only risk is if your career is fake, Sam pulls the plug! There's still suing him for hundreds of thousands of dollars for torturing you...
>>219216759Who cares
Let me take you down cause I'm going to strawberry fields...
Bongo has big elephant ears
>>219216747>woman announcersno thanks
>>219216757its what he calls his whale in bed
i love bongo's hair style she's so naturally feminine despite looking almost like an ogre
>>219216579closest one i got
what gypsy lady are they talking about?
>>219215512Congratulations Smaack!
I can't hate Alex B.
>>219216784>>219216784>>219216784???>>219216784>>219216784>>219216784
After launching into space atop SLS, the crew will journey around the Moon and back in their Orion spacecraft on an approximately 10-day mission. Artemis II will be the first crewed flight test of SLS and Orion, testing the technologies we'll need for long-term lunar exploration and human missions to Mars.
Warming up on the twins
>>219216771get alex his morphine!
>>219216815nontent psychic woman they brought on last night right before alex b arrived
never ever go on fishtank, most of them are so much worse off now
if alex is acting, he's doing a damn good job
>>219216819images are not important
https://kick.com/lifeismizzyhttps://kick.com/lifeismizzy
>>219216085Everyone is saying this
>>219216766Yesterday had to be a TTS farm day.I had full faith we would get this kino today. Dude is 38, people do not change at that age
What's the deal with the moon??
>>219216824they're fun when they have bits to do
>>219216832TLPzzy
>>219216821complete waste of money lol
>>219216696shoutout to the 3 people that voted for charity
Ma they're playing homestuck music again
>>219216830that's just how he is, my guy.
>>219216795The twins identified Alex B’s fear of the moon and he’s fearful that they’re servants of the devil Emma is still technically on the show
>>219216840I'm guessing it's about his monkey is called Luna
>>219216846How? That would be the closest we've ever been to the moon.
>>219216827huh. completely missed that somehow
>>219216856>EmmaWho is this? Keep seeing that name, but can't put a face to it.
>>219216856fear of the moon? lolthanks
>>219216856who is emma?
>>219216860The moon isn't real sorry
Space is so boring, desu
>>219216821Why did they abandon the missions initial purpose, which was to send the crew to the moon, and instead just do a lame-ass orbit?
>>219216858Was that the one that got sat on by his hogwife on his birthday?
>>219216865girl who has bad acne from not bathing.someone said it has nothing to do with her bathing and then it came out on the show she almost never bathes.
>>219216860weakest bait of the season
>>219216856>Emma is still technically on the showis she a freeloader now?
>>219216873This.
This kinda sucks
LMAO
>>219216509gay and pathetic. you wish they looked like that
>>219216776it's a dbz show
>Alex B cryingJet, I kneel
>>219216882space isn't real, thats why
>>219216887Imagine the smell
BAKING
>>219216878What the fuck white people doing in space? Don't they know there's nothing up there???
Alex is such a natural kinomachine
Alex is making me cry
>>219216904tight and smelly
there's a cinematic quality to him
Alex B is cooked
>>219216710I was in elementary school when high school musical first came out. There was this guy who really liked it and i just thought what a huge fag he was at the time. Same with twilight. I fucking hated Justin Bieber too but looking back I have no idea why. I like to hear his early music for nostalgia reasons now
>alex actually crying>twins shrug
>>219216912>What the fuck white people doing in space?trying to get away from the non-white people on earth. you wouldn't understand.
I tuned out for 30 mins why is he crying?
Does the crescent moon represent Alex’s fat wife crushing Luna to death?
>>219216883Probably.Where does this knowledge come from?
i love bingobongo
>>219216867Too much Marvel Rivals i'm guessing.
Crazy they can make them do a scene and then they forget they’re doing a scene and believe all of it
>>219216934twins read his mind
>>219216912Even though it’s just rocks and no air up there, they really really really don’t want to live nearby black folx
>>219216846Instead the money should have gone equally to Israel and welfare for impoverished blacks
>>219216878>nontent when is Sam coming?
I'm baking
WHY BEN GOT ON THE PETER GRIFFIN? FAMMMMMM :lol:
>>219216891she is calling herself one but they havnt officially made her one
>>219216934mindraped by twins
>>219216923Alex B is the best Fishtank "character" that was ever created.And it's all real.
Anyone catch what Alex whispered to Ben?
>>219216955so she's given up?
>>219216759Anon making up Fish OC's now, is season 5 that grim?
>>219216751>Bingo & Bongo 22 votes>Victoria 7 votes>grimyup, genuinely surprised
>>219216946whats the difference. they are burning your tax dollars
Bingo should have been aborted
>>219216751>emma above vicky/ftl/ is retarded holy fuck
>>219216953o7 ty m80
>>219216945>>219216933Understandable. Have a nice day, mayo misters.
alex looks and sounds like he's dying
>>219216979it's dire
Alex B affirming with production that this is just a scripted scene only to immediately forget and believe it's all real is impressive.
>>219216962“Ben, listen man, when they said moon, and then they said crescent, you don’t understand man, how could they know man… my dad was the moon… how could they know that?”
>>219216962He said that hes acting and buying into the bit
>>219216965no, they made her sleep with in the freeloaders only room last night. she is just trying to mist alex into not fucking with her and continue fucking with the guys. she is playing fishtank and i guess everyone is still seething because she exists
alex b was created to make people laugh
>>219216975Way more is spent on keeping millions of retarded obese whites and blacks alive
please god please can these wiggers just take alex's picture before he fucking leaves or dies
>>219216996>>219216996>>219216996FRESH BAKE
where bread im hungy
I can't figure out if Alex is a better actor then drake or if he's buying this
>>219216996>>219216996>>219216996^^^WE UPvvv>>219216996>>219216996>>219216996
>>219217001>playing fishtankfucking kek
>>219216983Dying hehe dying hehe dying hehe
>>219217009yeah so in your retarded mind that means it should be a free for all to waste money elsewhere cause someone got something you didntstop replying to me i dont care about your retarded culture war. its a fucking waste of money theres nothing up there
>>219217035yeah she should just scream at the camera and tts and beat on her chest or walk around with her retarded twin and pretend to be 12 for your entertainment
>>219217059>its a fucking waste of money theres nothing up therethank you for saying this some retards need it pointed out
>>219217092you're so fucking pathetic it's hilarious
>>219217134at least im not losing my mind and seething over a female being on my heckhouse stream
>>219217169she's on vacation dude. Even trish did more. imagine defending this nontent bitch.
>>219217231yeah you should get really mad about it and let it consume you
>>219216193from season 3 ep
>>219215574>saleHow much is it?
