Modern take on the Titanic when?
>>219215894When niggers learn to sail.
>>219215894This looks like hell
>>219215894With the advent of GPS, one of these sinking again is virtually impossible
>>219215943I'd just find the bar and stay there.
>>219215894Me on the center bottom left
>>219216053Anon, no.
>>219215943They always have the smoking section all the way up top and the view at sunset is killer. For people my age it's starting to become this weird swingers express thingy.
>>219216022There is always a way
>>219216022They say there are no two people on Earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure?'Cause they would have to get everybody together in one huge space and obviously that's impossible, even with computers. Not only that, they would have to get all the people who ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothin'.
is it easy to get laid on a cruise ship?
>>219216150So why is there no movie about it? The original Poseidon movie was almost a horror film.
>>219216214OP's pic is RCI, which is basically gen x sugar daddies looking for zoomer and millennial tail. If you do something like a Norwegian it's mostly retirees.
>>219216360I used to get spooked by rogue waves but now I wouldn't mind going out that way, just get absolutely pummeled by Posideon.
>>219216104Why? So you can fuck some dumpy office girl that regularly binges McDonald's, and claim that your sex life is "adventurous"?
>>219216604>bro I don't even want to fuck dumpy office girls what are you a faggot?
Rose leaves Jack to freeze after he saved her and saves herself as a strong independent woman.
>>219216604There's tons of 7s and 8s looking to bag a rich guy, maybe they buy into the fantasy a little too willingly but it's not like every chick is Pam Beesly. I'm probably going on an RCI cruise next year with my cousins and we're bringing enough adderall to make a turtle go lightspeed
>>219215943You should see a close up and see phone footage of what the deck is like during the day. Trust me it's 10x worse than what your imagining
>>219215943If you’re an antisocial ugly zoomer than yes, it’s hell.
>>219216976Why did you specify zoomer here, retard? You think an ugly antisocial person from any other made up generation would have a good time?
>>219216604>getting to fuck pussy? No way dude, that’s gay
>>219216976>thanWhat a fucking idiot
Adult comedy, poop shit, you know the one, make it happen. Staring Kathy Bates & Theo Von
>>219216756>>219216214Yes
Everyone's always pissed off and anxious on the family friendly cruises.
>>219217012>>219217025>t. antisocial ugly zoomers
>>219217012>>219217025Uh oh, Zoomie melty
>>219216184It's funny how the burden of proof always falls on everyone else and not the schizo retards who spout shit like this.
>>219216050i can do that at home
>>219215917>>219215894I’ve never had a reason to post this webm until now. Unironic kino
>>219219787Why are they like this?
>>219215894
Honestly never understood the appeal of cruise ships You either pay a ton of cash to get on a cruise thats filled with nothing but old retirees or pay less to get on a cruise thats filled with ghetto trash that treat the place like a Waffle House.
>>219219787Wasn't enough that they had their own water parks and casinos on board, now they've even got a zoo.
>>219219918>t. never cruised
>>219215894The women should stay behind this time, septum-pierced harridans deserve it
>>219215894Favorite movie about cruising ?
>>219215894TyeTanik is on a cruise from fe with her familam when shit goes down
>>219215894Actually it's a timeless concept ultimately. Just write up contemporary characters and it all goes belly up. Thanks, I'll relay this to my boss and see if I can't get a project started. I'm thinking Zendaya, Chalamet, etc. The audiences haven't seen a 70s ensemble cast disaster movie in a looong time, they don't even know what that is. I bet they'll be amazed.
>>219215894When boats become cheaper than planes
>>219216226The Costa Concordia sinking wasn't dramatic enough. All the interest around it was about the captain's wild shenanigans. I guess you could do a good Wolf of Wall Street type character piece on him, but a thriller about the actual sinking of the ship would probably suck.
