And she was a good friend...
>>219218429>ambush voldemortlmao what. thats like the wizard equivalent of ambushing Delta Force
>>219218429Well only if you use mind control to make that girl run a full quiddich league's brooms.
>>219218429>Hermoine uses time turner for non-trivial thing and creates a paradox>Wizard Hitler resurrects 1 year laterHuh
Time Turners are a closed loop. Nothing they do can alter the past. Everything that transpires during their use has already happened. I have no idea how the fuck dumbasses are incapable of grasping this obscenely simple plot point from a goddamn children's movie.
>>219218678yeah, a delta force who lost to a baby because of "love" lmao nice elite squad you got there, slitherbum
>>219220262rowling's shit writing doesnt omit the fact that literally any wizard other than harry or dumbledore would die the instant they tried to ambush voldemort
What if you were one of the students assigned a Time Turner, but the day you were supposed to pick it up, you catch your sister having sex with someone who looks just like you? Do you just assume that she got a hold of some Polyjuice Potion and is living out her incest fantasy, or do you see it as a stable time loop and go back in time to fuck her brains out, as is your predetermined fate?
>>219220588>Go back in time and see your gf hermione getting fucked by buckbeak>Oh God Hermione would never>Wait, I can control the outcome of this>Go back in time again and drink a Hermione polyjuice potion at the event moments before it happens and become Hermione and bend over and get fucked by buckbeak like a dog as a shocked you appears watching in the distanceHOLY KINO
>>219220779>leave the scene with intestinal damage after buckbeak's massive cock annihilates your insides>wait, I can control the outcome of this>go back in time again>hey ron, in 10 minutes drink this potion and stand over there
>>219220262>if you shoot a baby covered in titanium armor and the bullet ricochets and hits you then you lost to the baby
>>219220248So basically it means Hermione was in 2 places at once during the semester and just for classes that occurred at the same time
>>219221005yes because at that point you should have yeeted the little shit off a bridge instead
>>219220950Experience with dogs tells us that it's actually quite difficult to get an animal to fuck a human, and they generally require special training to do so. They simply don't understand what the human wants them to do.
>>219218429I fully accept that Dumbledore is just screwing around.
>>219220248These are the same confused low IQ retards that ask "but who saved the first future humans the first time" in Interstellar
>>219221024Hermione was the only one smart enough to use the time traveler for its intended purpose and not on cheeky shit that could fuck up the timeline
>>219221038ironically voldemort couldve killed harry doing that or leaving him on the street for some jeet to eat or something but he had to use his big fancy killing curse and thats what did it
wait the ultimate bad guy jobbed to an infant? jesus christ how did this shit get so popular?
>>219221472he jobbed to the power of love, which might be even worse to you. He only loses again because he’s a retarded narcissist who prevents his devoted legions from killing the main character
>>219221472was at the perfect time to release when a bunch of YA novels were selling and kids were reading (even if the books weren't pieces of art)
>>219221624>>219221472
>>219218678voldemort would sense the midiclorians
>Rowling explaining Time-Turners: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯>Rowling explaining centaur rape:
