House Three edition >FTL News-- The Fish trolled Alex B by convincing him they were going to house 3 and production played along -- Michael -- Cleej>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>219218009
is it true Alex B fucks his pet spider monkey, benji?
not first
qrd on season 1, season 2, bloodgames, the cell, bitchtank, powtank, season 3 (famous house & las vegas) streamstars, season 4, and season 5?
hi
>>219220647hi
>what if we take our clothes off?what did bongo meant by this?
monkey VS Snake?????James Drake
>>219220646livestreamed shows
>>219220647hey
alex has already outlived his usefulness and has probably shut the season down
GIVE THEM BOOZE YOU RETARDS SHOULD KNOW NOTHING HAPPENS WITHOUT BOOZE AT THIS POINT
>>219220646All shit
heweo
Get Alex B drunk already!!
>GO VIRAL WE NEED THE MONEY
i want to lay down and look at my phone ill watch fish tank later
Has the clip farming challenge began? Because Alex's reaction to jerking to Bingo/Bongo would be a decent reaction gif
>>219220395Bingo isn't going to "reject" me. When I'm not watching the show, and I'm going about my daily routine, then I'm busy ruminating about how I'm going to make this work, and how I can make this play out in a way that ends with marriage. This shit is on my mind non-stop. I've spent a lot of time and energy into putting together a wide array of "plans" for meeting up with Bingo, and while some of these avenues might be the social equivalent of wiring myself to a car battery with jumper cables, I'll do it if that's what it takes to be with her. I don't care how much it hurts me, I don't care how drained I am at the end of each day, and I certainly won't care how much money is going into her pocket. I just care about making her happy, and Bingo would never leave someone who's life desire is to treat her with love and kindness. Keep seething.
This season is so bad they had to bring back the whale bait rage farmer fish. It’s so fucking over.
>>219220646i don't know anything about those things sorry
NO LANDON DONT DO IT
cool claire xcx bratgang
>>219220625So ppv dead? No cams work. Any alternatives? Dont wanna give Jet my cash
At this point I'd be fine with Landon or James Drake to get the win. Particularly James Drake.
I NEED ELLIE’S USED HOLES
>>219220676>DPOS challenge again
>>219220223>>219220307Which raped twin peaks whore is Claire?
>>219220702
Bingo and bongo breasts
Alex b is ovulating
give them alcohol you stupid fucking wiggers
>>219220705just use the site until 10 than switch to kick after
>>219220646s1: coddled nontents2: coddled nontentbg: coddled nontentcell: coddled nontentbt: coddled nontents3: coddled nontents4: coddled nontents5: coddled nontent
hehehe ten dollars
>>219220641truuuuuuthe shot of alex b yelling at the fish from the second floor this season was kino but that was about its3 worst house
Friend tank needs alcohol to be entertaining Alex B just uses his schizophrenia and withdrawals. There's levels to it
>>219220687BINGO'S KNIGHT W
>>219220659What she said.also clip farming
>>219220687worked so well for q
>>219220719
Clip farm challenge = "do something crazy for pizza"
>>219220687sent her a warning about you
Just piss off production and get them pressed that's the most viral shit
>>219220702little goblin body
Claire was too powerful for fishtank
I can't wait for fish tank to end so I can marry Bingo and spend the rest of my life with her. Watching cartoons and drawing together.
Bongo wants to kill a fish to go viral.
Is there not a hot girl this season? I'm out of the loop.
Does JD regret leaving?
blane is my best friend :)
emma is dancing!
>>219220709part 2
>>219220728alex is better with alcohol too
absolute retards begging for someone to box alex b, same shit over and over and over think of something else
Like I'm into Jet
Man laura's side profile is grimFull on goblina
>>219220687you write like aryehit's really bad
>>219220758Probably now that's it's started to set in that he botched his 15 minutes
What did I miss? Last I saw was Alex B getting freaked by the twins psychic powers
>>219220743i'd cut my own dick off to be him
>boil oil in a pan>knock on basement door>throw it in Mints faceThere's your viral moment, give me 500 dollars
>>219220757>who is emma
>>219220747Really, "a warning"? What kind of warning? You're going to alert her that her most compassionate fan wants to take care of her, and treat her to a life full of nothing but love and compassion? My god! The HORROR!
>>219220772payton jerks off to this
Bongo says she’s B or C cup. She wears an irregular bra.
>>219220728Imagine the state of the show if he wasn't here right now. We should all take time out of our day to say 'Thank You Alex B!'
>>219220758nah he probably thinks he was content
>>219220791I would kneel so hard
>>219220687she is going to be repulsed by you
are they waiting for something?
>>219220773someone should fart on alex b
>>219220791The ending we and he deserves
>>219220530
she don't fart man
>>219220659bingobongo making out would go viral
I’m living vicariously through Alex b
>>219220787They did some gay april fools joke where they pretended to go to house 3 and all went outside
>>219220772mommy gyatt
Why are the coddling Laura? Can't get any spanx tts through. I thought tts was unmoderated.
>>219220787They did a bit where they packed their bags and told Alex they were moving to house 3, the took a picture in front of the van, then went back inside. april fools
>>219220781I'm finally realizing that it's not multiple anons saying it, it's just one guy, and that one guy is you. I don't know what to tell you. Keep seething because I'm "Aryehcoded" or whatever it is that you're going to pull and throw into your post this time. There's nothing wrong with typing like you have some style.
mizzy and binx are streaming. they aren't coming. burt however posted a pic of him on a plane
cooking fettuccini with emma
>>219220794Told her you have been printing out pictures of her and cumming on them
>>219220791not the best way to oil mints up
>>219220772PAWG
>>219220791Nasty cock sucker face... vile
>>219220687ngmi if you're not rich and can't buy her a house
What show?
>>219220791i would buy an xl pass
>>219220687Lmao you're an actual psychopathic retard she'll never love you or look at you. And that's alright in this world of billions there are at least millions of bingos and bongos, it won't be the end of the world for you.
Bingo says she won’t draw anything sexual! Bongo will
laura sucks so much
>>219220687save it for the /bant/ threads.
>>219220803It was getting grim JD saga was the only interesting thing in days after he left Laura was done being interesting and friendtank was set up for two weeks of nontent
>>219220832this is the first time i said it
>>219220758"So you weren't eliminated? You left willingly?" - JD's coworkers
>>219220816You niggas mad gay
>>219220821>>219220831sounds boring as fuck
>>219220687unless you are a 400lb fat tiger man bingo doesnt find you attractive non
>>219220828no way man thats insane if so
>>219220772I missed those perky pink nipples
>>219220807No she isn't. I'm not only a very charismatic individual, but I'm a very attractive one too: physically, emotionally, and mentally. I'm everything that Bingo might be looking for in a man. The idea that she's going to be "repulsed" by me is RICH.
>yfw you remember the only viral moment of this show is bam getting a tts about ryan dunn
>>219220792nah, I'm not feeling it dawg
>>219220687i will cuck you
>>219220872it was
it keeps giving me this one
It’s just going to be another repeat of last night with Alex B getting drunk and noided and the fish trying to calm him down for five hours
Who what 411?
>>219220876Post a picture of yourself. If you remotely look like Kikeryeh I'd stop right now.
>>219220772Best body in fishtank history
just kick bashir for haraming out of anything fun
>>219220837Yet my X account is filled with wholesome reposts and edits involving the both of them, and I've frequently urged people not to sexualize the twins. Good luck with your gay-op!
>>219220878I mean Landon getting hit made TMZ lol
>working together on a challenge with a single winner
>>219220852>Bingo says she won’t draw anything sexualI bet that's a lie she probably draws gay homestuck guys kissing
>>219220758>GOSH no. I mean, don't get me wrong, I could have stayed easily the whole 30 days but I draw the line when they start fucking with my family and friends. I don't mind being called gay all day btw
Okay the Alex B bit is played out now. Please find a way to remove him we can't have him be the main character for the rest of the show he's outshining the other fish by being a total sperg.I hate frank hassle but just send him in to remove him.
>>219220872fraid soit would have been somewhat believable that they were at least going to test out a van stream if it wasn't literally April 1st
>>219220758All JD had to do was wait for Laura to go into her nightly diabetic coma. If he was a stronger fish he could have hassled her out of the house easily. Shell leave the second someone destroys her spanx.
>>219220890What more could we possibly ask for
>>219220873that was just bongo wanting to fuck frank idk if bingo finds anything attractive
>Be me hosting my silly goofy comedy internet show>April Fools Day>Wake up at 2 in the afternoon>Tired>Have my famous host I paid $200k design a challenge>Contestants act retarded and it lasts 4 minutes>I do 1 prank>Had little payoff but I managed to kill an hour>Tell the contestants to do whacky gags>No one does anything>TTS insult my contestants all day and creates an overall- dour and sad mood>Need to do something quickly to become a livestream legend like my hereos iShowSpeed or Kai Cenat>wut do?
bongo is going to show her tits
blane thinks smashing into his fingers will protect his head
>>219220876you have negative charisma. you're actually very annoying.
this is just what they should be doing anyway
>>219220876why don't you just get on and do it already, stop clogging the threads
>Siege fishtankIt has all been done before.
>>219220897bashir derangement syndrome is so weird
I rule
shes plane crazy! haha!
>>219220897>(You)'re not that special
>>219220905walkers lost
>>219220851I don't care how many people akin to Bingo you think that there are out there. There's only one Bingo that will ever be right for me, and I'm looking at her right now. While I do have my charm, and I am quite charismatic, there's no easier way to form a relationship than the way I'm going about it now. This is the best avenue to take: I'm able to watch her for up to twenty hours a day, my time permitting. I know everything about her. Now, I just need her to know about me.
Bingo wants to shave her head to go viral. Bongo wants to shave her eyebrows to go viral.
>>219220905And then what? Why is he outshining the other fish? Retard
>>219220899I made shoops of your tweets and told her you deleted them lol you're fucked and cucked buddy
>>219220876The fact that you're on THIS website is enough of a reason for her to reject you.
>>219220917this what i mean, she said shes asexual usually those subhumans have wild fetishes that involve rule34 shit
>>219220870its a gay show
lol bingo>what bro, youre 78? pfft i'll put you in a retirement home
>>219220687it is impossible to unrape them
What usually goes viral for clipfarming? Usually fights or people getting pressed right? Or fucked up?
>going down the stairs on an improvised sleddon't do it bro
>>219220934yall simp for this?
>>219220901it's so funny that he used to look like that
guys my head hurts
these fish fucking suck. just start throwing poo
>>219220867No, it's not. You've posted multiple times about my posts being "Aryehcoded" and you've quoted me multiple times saying the same thing, "you type like Aryeh". I'm sorry for putting even the slightest margin of effort into my typing?
>>219220959they have unfortunate faces
So this is just vibe repair and tts farm with s3 cameos week huh?
Throwing poop on someone would go viral.
>>219220772don't touch that Nurse Ratchet
>>219220874Laura would leave so fast if they allowed us to bully her through tts
>>219220962
>>219220758He got fish b&b for 2 weeks and didn't have to pay anything for it. Felted Jet so hard kek
>>219220922Cvatik is such a pervert
>>219220960payton punching frank is by far the most views. both clips had like 30 million each
>>219220687i'm the Taylor Friend. remember me?i did the exact same thing as youre saying to Taylor.I can promise you bingo will reject you after the show. Its also not good for your mental health, you will get absolutely crushed by this.Don't do it.
>>219220923most of those you called out maximized negative publicity to gain their rise but that flies in the face of familyhouse/friendtank
>GO VIRAL>BUT DON'T FUCK UP THE HOUSE PLEASE PLEASEyou fucking retarded wiggers YOU CHOSE THIS FUCKING HOUSE YOU STUPID GODDAMED MORONS
How would Alex B even react to being nuked?
Bongo just fucking killed Bingo btw
>>219220966its going to be ok
Just do the Payton Strat. Get bingo and bongo to box blane but make it look real hit him hard
Haramslam buttboy mudslime
>>219220922needs a bit more meat on those bones, maybe a baby could save her...
this is only going to give away how incapable these fish are in trying to be funny
>>219220960the most viewed moment in ft
>>219220960Alex B and Drake could win if they boxed and just finally got Drake heeming Alex over with.
>>219220967landon is worried about wasting his nuke when h can just poop another one out
they shld throw acid in mints face as a challenge
this is not gonna work
>okay guys do something crazy and go viral!!>Errrmmmm achtually guys plz don't mog the hardwood plz ok thx
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774863194541476.mp4
Uh, we haven't been keeping track of who won what prize money. Loreseekers, hit me up on instagram before 4/15. thanks
>>219220940Have you ever considered what you're doing is unhealthy and giving off creepy stalker vibes?
>>219220960Some Kick negro has been going viral lately for getting in MMA fighters' faces like Rampage Jackson and getting knocked out. Something like that.
james drake is a golden retriever
>>219220892Why did you delete this? Are you afraid that your little gay-op is going to get outed?
>>219220991NAURRR
Why is Laura always orbiting the twins?
>Can't do water wars>Can't knock holes in walls>Can't do slides down the stairs>Can't dump shit on each other>Can't do this can't do that.Can they do anything? Look at the state of Season 1 house, Season 2 house, Season 3 house they all got trashed and fucked because that's part of Fishtank. Why even rent a house they can't fuck up?
Josie's grandfather(?) playing some sort of catboy game on her stream.
>>219220967>>219220978poop bros it’s our time
>Alex B has already stolen the show>Burt and Binx are on the way>Famous House was Season 3>This is Season 5>Season 3 Season 5>Season 3.5We've been watching Season 3.5 the entire time. We're finally getting the real ending to season 3.
>nuke alex byep that's the clip
>>219220960this has 10 millions views on tiktok
>everyone just helping drake
rip staircase
>>219221000alex will never do it though
Stab mints in the neck with a knife challenge
are we voting for gavin newsom 28 chat im undecided
>>219221026Cryokeen?
Lara is teaching bongo and bingo the poop pee viral method
>>219220945Wheres the archive link? I asked the same thing when the supposed Frank texts popped up with Bongo, which were later debunked, and I don't believe I've seen an archive link for that. If I've said the things that you're claiming, then you'll have that archive link for me. Right?
>>219220960Sexism-bait
>>219220999>he's just trying to take a drag from the cig the whole timelmfao
>>219220999genuinely surprised she didnt jump up and put her arm around his neck, balancing all her weight on that hold
>>219220999Paypay was so goated for this
>>219221017>getting brain damage for viewsgrimat least do it by riding in a shopping cart
nice challenge wiggers
>3 days until the final weekAre you excited?What do you think the final challenges will be?
>>219221025Wigger excellence
bingo isn't going to fuck you aryeh you autistic faggot
>>219220985>Taylor FriendWho? Are you talking about Taylor from Season 2 or is your pseudonym Taylor? I think you may have me confused for someone else.
>>219221055>ESL gibberish
>>219221070i am scared
>>219220977>>219220922>>219220888>>219220717>>219220713>>219220689ENOUGH OFF TOPIC SHIT.this is a thread for season 5 of fishtanknot a faggot /bant/ Austin thread
>>219221036kek
>>219221019bingo will believe me over you i am much more handsome
nuking alex b would be the greatest fishtank clip of all time. his reaction would be nuclear
muh hardwood
>>219220816Thomas777 fashion sense it's kino
>>219220999how can she slap
bingo is the brainbongo is the brawn
>>219221070have they been eliminating people fast enough lol
Anisa was right, the wiggers are faggots and cucking content left & right. Now they care about rules, that didn't stop Jet from hooking up with a 17year old
>>219221080me too
that thing will glom onto anything and anyone for attention she is redditshe is the (you)-seekershe is not "skank hassle"she is rank asshole >>219221022
>>219220960FightsThe most viral moments from Fishtank are 1. Payton punching Frank2. Jimmy throwing the mallet3. Bashir tackling Vicky4. Sam kicking Jon5. Ben punching Landon
>>219221070Progressively more happy and upbeat, sickeningly so.
>>219221022She knows they're the favorite. She also follows jet around like a puppy when hes upstairs.
Blane is shaking, that's how you know he's lying
>production would rather tts farm off alex b than let the other fish produce contentThis really is the Alex show now
>>219220876>attractive>charismatic
>>219221079>>219221088>non-argumentsKeep seething.
>clipping is broken in the official siteI already regret paying the ten bucks
cleh
Alex B is more cringe than JD.
The twins properly boxing each other would be a good clipfarm
>>219221014>landon $1,750>twins $1,000>bashir $500>drake $300
the raped
>twin tower
nick rochefort is planning to move to NYC
“Retarded twins get naked on 24/7 livestream”
>>219221061and people say she did nothing
>>219221083season 5 boring as shit brofuyck off
don't slide down those stairs drako
The twins remind me of my 8 year old nephews.
>>219220687>>219220876Bad ideas 3.0
>>219221083you sound raped
>>219221104bongo looks like meg
You retarded faggots stink. I'm going back to FAGC. At least there, they can appreciate Bingo and her twin sister for who they are.
Bashir beating the shit out of a girl the way Ben did to Landon would 100% go viral with some "Liberal Muslim" caption
anyone else think blane is begging to be f'd with a strapon nahimjushkiddin not really
>>219220974long-winded retard
>>219221131jews returning to the homeland
>>219220960violence usually. or some sort of sexual content. if emma showed off her buttplug, she'd probably win.
>>219218789I went down to the bottom of the ocean like in Titanic and found it for you Anon
>webashir thinks he's gonna get credit for this
>>219221131
You basically have to hurt yourself or hurt someone else
>>219221134she would have excelled on a real show with actual structure
If they made out would it go viral?
>>219221083kek lmao ur madgo eatsmokejack offjust stop posting lmao even
>>219221131for real? wtf why, is he gonna try and become a stand up
>>219221119grimdo they expect everyone to be recording with OBS or something
>>219221131I'm sure his young daughters will appreciate the rape.
I just heard about what happened to Luca and why he never returned. Damn. The London metro is scary. I would avoid that if I was British.
nobody cares about sliding down stairs like a 10 yr old. you gotta start a fight. be sexist, racist. controversy is what goes viral
>sliding down the stairs is too fucked up for the fucked up trap house
Bingoknight psycho is making me very excited for the bant offseason. Its going to be far more compelling than this trash heep of a season
holy shit this is a bam margera bit
>>219221170you can do trickshots
>>219221183Context? Proof?
>>219220655JAUNDICE
CollegeTank would be kino but the wiggers are far too incompetent to properly pull that off, really leaning into all the stereotypes from movies and shows
They're rejecting spanx and shapewear tts towards Laura. Try getting this on the ad board.
>>219221170getting naked is a free win
>>219221183qrd?
>>219221172fraid no
>BE CAREFUL WITH THE HOUSE>DON'T BREAK STUFF>DON'T HURT YOURSELFSo you don't want to go viral
they may as well blindfond bingo or someone and make her drink fake piss
>>219221127Thanks G, u a real 1.
>>219221183what happened?
how have these retards not utilized Bam yet to go viral.
This is extremely fake and gay
Landon needs to get in bens face and physically push him around
>>219221179yeah it comes up on the legion of skanks he was just on i think he just has a bunch of friends in NYC now and sees it as path to make more money (which is pretty obviously true)
>>219221200no one under 21
BOX EACH OTHER YOU RETARDSDO SOME GAY BIT LIKE "THIS IS FOR SLEEPING WITH MY MOM" AND THEN JAMES GOES 100% POWER ON LANDON
They should put trackers on all the contestants next season so you can just click on a person and automatically go to whatever room they’re in.
they're gonna break the drywall like in the movie stepbrothers
james drake poop clip
>>219221188there's so much slonian kino to come
>>219221201She wouldn't care..
This is so shit.
i tried this as a kid and got fucked up
holy fuck can the wiggers just stay off camera
>make a viral clip, but you can't do anything interesting
>>219220807Visceral fear in this image
>>219221183I miss them Already
why are they on screen?
Let it go dawg it's over
>>219221077No, look up Taylor Friend in the archives. Youll see what was happening. Dire, man. Dont do it.
JD would win this challenge so easy
>>219221223bongo is beautiful
>>219221119bongo is always wide-eyed and it makes her look kind of psychotic
anything happen today? been busy but every time i've got the chance to tune in for 5 minutes its been alex b ranting about jiggling walkers
>>219221224obviously everyone would be 21+
>>219221188i'm scared for the twins
>>219221247why are you watching?
porno-tier acting
Watching Binx struggle with the slightly abstract task of making a Sims house version of the s5 set is funnier than the show right now
Kek! The producers of FIshtank are SEETHING!!
>>219221215Bam is a nontent nigger
>>219221241this is the Jet and Ben show now tickets are only $10
>>219221223scary bongo
Once you die in the Famous House, you're famous forever.
I laughed to be honest
>>219221185A girl beating up a guy hits all of the internet viral qualities.
WHO CLIPPED THAT EPIC VIRAL MOMENT
Can't destroy anything or do anything crazy though!
>>219221183Who tf is Luca
is james drake retarded?
>>219221247to clip farm
James Drake just died
>>219221249Guy devoted his entire life to harassing old people in walmarts. Give him a break!
HOOLYYY SHIIIIIT THAT'S FUCKING CRAAAAAAZYYY BROOOO
>>219221222>which is pretty obviously trueidk about that, doesn’t he make mad money renovating homes?
-ACK
Punch someone with a fistful of poop. That doesn’t break the house and will go viral.
AN EPIC CLIP OF THE VIRAL VARIETY JUST OCCURED
>>219221226they've wanted to do that since s1 but never did
>>219221223
>>219221268...that's why he said why haven't they utilized him, as in asking him to do something that would go viral
>make a viral clip"Marky marky! Sam hyde fucks kids and jet neptune uses his show to rape drugged out girls!"
>james drake acting injured>still chewing gum
Jet mixing more Kratom. Kratom Queen W
niggas chewing pretending to be unconscious
James Drake is fucking dead
OH FUCK SOMEBODY CLIP THAT
bashir is stupid
>Does a bit>Ends up falling down the stairs for real due to shitty construction.
retard olympics >>219221039also called it
>>219221249
the boys are having so much fun
i love the way bashir and james love :3
>>219221317i fell for it too
why didn't they sell it
>>219221223>retarded 26 year old child twins see outside world for first time after escaping dungeon in Sarajevo
Just get naked and take a big shit on the living room floor
This is it, the beginning of hell houseits time to destroy itDESTROY ITthey made more than enough money through tts and fishtoys to pay for it all
>>219221149
I was just raped :(
>>219221307kek
YO SOMEONE NEEDS TO POST THAT SHIT TO LIVESTREAMFAILS
if they really want to go viral then pissing off jet would work
that was good only because he broke this stupid house
>>219221188he just reminds me of qnanon but larping as aryeh
>>219220962>yall simp for this?
I bet claire continued the handcuffed blowjob anyway. even while jet pulled his phone out and started filming.
love and life
mints you ginger ftm faggot, pay boogie to come on. he'll make frank crashout hard
inb4 someone falls over the balcony
>>219221313no playlistno clipsbashir raped the twins in the confessional and no one will ever know because no one clipped it
>>219221337Shit off the top balcony onto the bar
bongo would be cooler if she was allowed smoke cigars instead of vape
>>219221331come on man
>>219221334they can't work a work
Alright I’m switching this off
>>219221320>fell for the double bit
>>219221330Buddy cop duo energy
i legit thought that was real i was so scared
>>219221234Jimmycord cope she would break easily if she was targeted and bullied like Sylvia. She wears it 24 hours a day for a reason nigga she's self conscious.
Did anyone clip this james thing peolle are talking about? I dont have a playlist and missed it
if they acted like he was seriously hurt it could have gone viral that was there chance
>>219221337Ari Shaffir does that and it never goes viral
they just need to reenact the Payton moment
>>219220999The funniest thing about this going viral was all the black people saying they'd cave Payton's skull in and tell her to go back to the kitchen
>>219221250I see what you're talking about now. If you're being honest, and I think you are, and I think I might know who you are now, then I'm really sorry that you had to go through all of that with her. Despite this, you need to understand that things with Taylor were never made to last. Even during Season 3 and 4 the pictures of her in the bathrooms were regularly getting posted. Bingo is a different woman, and you need to understand, I'm a different man. I can say with the utmost confidence that it's not going to end the same way that it did for you.
>>219221320>he fell for it
nah i'm not showing it
>>219221093o7Schema?
RAPE MINTS
bashir just killed blane
>>219221360truuu
I don't know much, but I do know this- Emma will win.
>>219221374>WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE WOODWORK?
Landon with the callback of the century.
>>219221384yes it was about double standardsthey saw Frank as the gentle giant battered husbandlol, lmao even
>jet and ben drinking kratom on screen again Getting addicted to kratom is a funny bit
>>219221374rip staircase
Black BBC Bingo
Beth is streaming alone in public eating sushi
>>219221374>breaks the stairs as they walk away>don't even react just shut the doorI wonder if they're pissed
alex drug time
>>219221400?
>>219221380You need a cute girl to do it
>>219221375Do you think she'd be wearing that if she was self conscious?
>>219221374when did it break? it was broken before he even grabbed it
>>219221342join the club
what the
Anyone who wants to have sex with Bingo as if she would ever enjoy it and not just lay there like a rape victim is reprehensible but Bongo I get
was afk for an hour what is the current challenge?
If I was on the show, I’d poop from the balcony onto someone in the bar.
>>219221421take another look at the first second of the video dude
>>219221437i remember goran noticed it was broken like a week ago and said it was in a joint and the wood wasn't cracked
lol antara showing them the livestream on her phone
>>219221374>2.11 mbShave .11 mb off this please
Jet should just secretly turn on the basement cam every time Alex is down there. Famous basement.
why don't they just get all the fish drunk as fuck and have the wiggers sucker punch the shit out of everyone
why is nobody pooping?
>>219221450make a viral clip
>>219221450make a viral clip, literally it, prize is $500 and ends midnight
>third time he went to the basement>they'll just keep bringing him up until day 30
>>219221449yeah you get it. I would like to be bingo’s friend and paint with her
jet deserves all his doordashes to get spit and peed on by hiv+ pozzers
Bingo is a content cuck. Bongo wants to go nuts often but Bingo stops it.
Yooo we gonna throw antara off the balcony!!Bashir and blaine W.Accidentally break her foreverFuck your $5k robot
>>219221451Cool
someone needs to grab a knife
Laura has run her course. Now that JD is gone, all she does is play up reacting to the camera and be loud and obnoxious while everyone tunes her out. People called her a second Frank Hassle, but she's really more like a second Abi.
>>219221411>Getting addictedThey have been getting fucked up on kratom for at least a year now
>>219221464good pointLandon should be downing shots looking to get more drunk than he has ever been beforethe moment will come naturally
>>219221418link pls
>>219221136No YOU fuck off, /bant/ sympathizer.
Is bashir still in wigger character
>>219221466>>219221469thanks niggas
Bring in the liquor already
>shut down all restreamers making clipping inconvenienttime to go outside
they need to get naked and poop everywhere
the antara yell was cute
has there been any content without alcohol this season?
>>219221143Is that Payton??
Was I just ignorant in S1 and S2 - or has this show gotten significantly more fake and scripted.I feel like literally everything that happens this season is a "bit".
>>219221477um does that happen?
why the FUCK aren't they giving them booze?
>>219220687This will 100% end in a restraining order against you.
>>219221482TRUTH TORTELLINI
Jet told Bingo not to shave her head. They’re girls and he doesn’t want them to lose their divine feminine energy.
>>219221386Don't say I didn't warn you brother.
Weeb bash https://x.com/smegman0/status/2039464274977079666?s=46
>>219221496everybody is saying this
>>219221489https://kick.com/vampireliquor/about
>>219221475why did you make that sound even creepier? LOL
just poop in your hand and throw it for free money
>>219221451i laughed
>>219221509Bam is cucking content by still being at the house
>twins wanted to shave their hair like burtThey are so fucking retarded and a danger to themselves. I volunteer to protect them
>>219221492He method acted too hard and can’t break character
>>219221503the increased usage of handheld cameras has helped cause this
>bashir cucking content again
>>219221502That’s Ella you dumb
>>219221498of course not
is bingosknight sloan
>>219221478yeah I notice that, but I wonder whether she's just saying all this crazy stuff knowing Bingo will shut it down, and whether if it was just Bongo on the show she wouldn't suggest anything. If it was Bongo and Laura then they could egg each other on to do crazy shit but even Laura infantilizes them so i don't know
>>219221482Yes I said this as well, on her own she's not funny at all, like Bashir pointed out earlier it's highschool-tier attention seeking edgelord behavior. Very lame, sad.
>>219221482factoid
Bash is so fucking anti content
Ritchie L
>>219221537retard
>>219221435Yes it holds all of her nasty excess skin. Shit would hang to her knees if she wasn't wearing a bodysuit. She wore that shit in a sauna which could cause a stroke. Why doesn't she take it off and wear crop tops? Self conscious.
richie won
do the Poop Dance and say hello to five hundred dollars
>>219221560He did it on purpose
>the silly nonsense challenge
possehttps://youtu.be/0KDhJYLmT_k>>219221392
>>219221532pubes too?
alex...
attempted bashir murder
I'm pretty sure a hand rail is supposed fo be stronger than that
it's not like alex's brain can get much more damaged
>>219221482This except I formed this opinion .5 seconds after she was on screen
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB WIGGERSYOU ARE ALREADY ACTIVELY HOSTILE TO CLIPPERS AND YOU FUCKED IT FUCKED IT all shift key faggots
>hit me over the head with the painting motherfucker i dont need no helmetThis is why he's the King
>>219220687People like this should unironically be dead. Like a quick, painless car crash death where your head just gets instantly smashed in a fraction of a second
>>219220985He's an actual retard he'll do it and get arrested and there will be a restraining order put on him
ALEX IS BEHIND THIS WITH A HELMET
Literally the only thing they have to do is piss Alex B off
Should I go to sleep
>>219221435yes retard it's to keep her nasty loose skin from flopping around
>reality show>everything is fake scripted crapfishtank has actually died because of jet
I should have dropped this shit after poopgate. Everything is fucking fake and scripted. Is that the theme of the season? How fake a streamer house is?
So fucking sick Bashir fucking content all the time, dude gets of on ruining the show
>>219221581it was split at the part james drake was holding. jet and ben noticed days ago and said they had to fix it
>>219221502no, it's smella she is very stinky <3
They put metal in the painting
>>219221534Many such cases
this would be a good season for someone to fall off the landing over the railings and crack their skull open live
bingo soles
bongo really wants to take her clothes off to win the $500
>>219221607It’s kicktank of course it’s fake
>>219221485They probably mean insecure. Shes definitely insecure if she has to wrap her body up in shape wear at all times.
just do stuff why do they insist on making it all fake bullshit
https://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARb00RyVvote niggas, whoever didnt vote yet
drake won
Bongo doesn’t want to do more boxing because Bingo keeps punching her nose and it hurts.
>content points
so we just trained the fish to act for content. great idea jet.
poop and throwpoop and throwpoop and throw
bashir seething he keeps getting content point mogged.
>>219221522thanks man <3
GET THEM DRUNK SO THEY CAN THROW POOP ALREADY!!!!
That hurt my head
the cortisol spike alex's presence brought to tank is pure kino
>>219221641bingo w
Damn that looked satisfying
that was pretty funny
why are they only doing fake bullshit?
fucking cubone ass
we're so back
Blane fucking knocking on Alex's hollow skull is the best clip so far and they weren't even trying
I love Blane
emma is still here...?
take poop and put it some where
When they try to make content it falls flatWhen it happens accidentally its neptunian kino
drake>bashir
Should I buy a TTS to tell Bingo to poop on Bongo?
btw emma seethers she isnt doing anything to make a viral clip and is
>>219221671It’s clipfarming. Out of context it looks real or you get people to argue in the comments
>>219221680Kek you fucker
>>219221671it's the fake bullshit challenge
need a looped gif of bulk knocking on alex b head
How do I become friends with Blane?
>>219221679it's as if they should just do stuff instead of doing retarded fake bits
>I'M ALEX B AND THIS IS THE RYAN DUNN GOOF'D>slides into bottles of liquor>WELCOME TO FISHTANK
Can we see some poop, please?
>>219221687s3 on the lefts5 on the right
Kody fixing it up
>>219221386>Taylor friend ???
the $500 poop
>>219221694Emmafags can't even type coherent sentences
finally some booze
>emma (the buttplug girl) thinks dancing is content
Bongo wants to put her finger up Bingo’s butt to go viral.
What would it take for S5 to top S3?
>>219221687Kek
kai fob
man this shit sucks without a playlist, 5 seasons in and they don't even have a rewind feature on the rooms
blane knocking on alex's head was the best clip
>>219221718kek
>>219221703>hey man i'm bedridden, crippled, andonly have use of one arm can you send me porn
entire season is kei-fob
>>219221726naked women
>>219221714>offer the fish 500 dollars>they cause $10,000 in damages within minutes
>>219221703Just bee urself
they should grab the shop vac put it to blower mode and then poop and pee in it and use it as a poopee cannon lmao
ALEX B GETTING DURNKJ
the only way to do this is to get real anger on there, real shitty attitudesthey need to start drinking heavily now, and get in each others faces to see where it leads
>>219221687 >take off the helmet I love the Dragon so much
>>219221718yeah i was going to say she is just cooking in the kitchen but i wasnt sure so i started to delete it but my auto post engaged before i could delete all of it but you should seethe anyway
alex voice sounds fucked since his head got bashed lmao
Obviously the answer is bingo and bongo in micro bikinis if you want something to go viral
>>219221736Edit the sound of him knocking so it’s a funny noise and you’ve got a viral clip there
this turns into the beat up alex b challenge in an hour
>>219221680me too
>>219221701her nose went all the way up jets butt
>>219221726A TLP
is kayfabe actually pronounced that way??
Hey Mints you deformed dysgenic fatassed subhuman could you please tell maejok, Wes or whoever the fuck to fix clipping on the site? Thanks you worthless specimen
>>219221386why'd you post that shit about jerking off to bingo and feeling bad about it on twitter? weird shit man
>>219221765bingo probably looks like tayleigh naked
>>219221759thank you, I will
Time to have a corona and watch the Alex Torta show
>>219221749Banister was already cracked.
>>219221781no its pronounced how its spelled
>>219221793Basado and Basaso
>>219221754omg
This is so retardedLITERALLY the fake and gay challengeThis us probably the worst challenge of the season
>>219221779Gross
emma is so good at doing dishes shes the best in the house at doing dishes
>>219221783kek this guy gave the wiggers money
>alex b drinkingkeyno incoming
>>219221766it already was a funny noise
>be fake and gay challenge
>>219221787
>>219221749that shit is not 10k
>>219221726Oh man I remember that edit with the extended 3rd floor. I tried to keep it going to make a 4th floor but the AI wouldnt cooperate
>>219221781ka-ifuh-be
>>219221680you piece of nigger
>>219221786Keep seething. Archives don't lie.
>>219221791Tayleigh was naked?
>>219221787Beautiful eyes
Alex B needs that institutional thing that they gave Britney Spears when she lost her mind because he isn't capable of making good decisions.
>>219221806TJ coded
>>219221824yeah it was grim
People in here don’t know that clipfarming is fake AND IT SHOWS! This is kick heritage
Holy fuck, seething bashir literally has to double back and re-do the same thing with the same guy to try and make the clip. no originality. >>219221803sorry sweaty maybe it's just not for you.
Bash seething no one gives a fuck, this is my clip Alex please this is mine
>>219221824
Well there was the gay side of the fake
wow
>ITS MY FUCKING SHOW>SCRIPT SOME CONTENT>BRING IN THE FAKE POOP
cant watch this
>>219221593Keep posting Fedboy! Do tell, what else should be done to me?
Give Alex B Kratom Challenge
Bashir about to be dethroned vote
>>219221803It's crazy how almost every challenge this season is a flop. Even the cell somehow sucked.The room Olympics was the only good challenge in the whole 18 days so far
this is so grim
the lettyvision challenge
i dont like this someone is going to hurt themselves!
>>219221824several times, as were many others on s2, s3, and bitchtank. freddy hanged dong once too
>>219221703he's already my best friend, he told me about a video of a homeless guy eating crap and I watched it and laughed :) he's a really good friend to me
so does no one work at the store anymore?
>>219221793>IT'S CORONA TIMEyou got limes?
>>219221849Never should have come here
bitchtank mogs
is the $500 split between the people in the clip or is it $500 per person? it's a low amount either way, they're barely trying
>>219221703100% guarantee he’s gonna have a Jimmy-esque discord orbiter clique consisting of some of the biggest faggots in the ft fanbase after the show. Can you imagine yourself comfortably being a part of that?
>>219221865so pathetic. Seething bashir.
>>219221791the contrast between the twins, absent any loose clothing covering their talents, will razzle and dazzle the eyes of any onlooker
advil
freddy would've mogged all these faggots with this challenge
>>219221864no clue how these fucking wiggers can't use the several months between seasons to plan literally fucking anything to do on the show
>>219221864Even the Room Olympics were hard to enjoy because they were clearly rigging it back and forth to keep the score close for as long as possible.
Bongo keeps getting sexier
>>219221715>Taylor friendyea, i went on meds for trying to befriend taylordont do it.
gay
wheres the forced date fishtoy wtf were missing a lot of shit
When does Binx show up?
I could see in Drakes eyes he was so close to just smashing Alex's glasses after he said that
Alex B's glasses is worth more than the challenge reward
the twins should become permanent fixtures in the tank that the fish have to pamper and take care of like a tamagotchi
>>219221870nu-letty pisses me off for some reason, seems like she’s trying to be the red scare girls or something. I liked when she acted like a little rat during s1
>>219221912you should go on meds for talking about yourself
new kim
the viral clip where $750 shades get smashed
>>219221899Didn't he get fucked in the ass when he was younger too? And stalked some fat bitch or something?
>>219221714should have had metal in the wood
>>219221921You missed her
>>219221918bart simpson did it better
>>219221854Saying that you should be involved in an accident=/= chitwoodpisting, dumb nigger
>>219221887
>>219221933...ok?
>>219221918Lmao Bashir immediately going for the kiss
>>219221930She’s funnier than those goons
>>219221902can't believe they haven't gotten him
>>219221893>>219221918it was planned
how is Bongo so funny
>>219221947I think it's funny how you toned down your post after I called you out for fedposting. Keep seething, little bitchboy.
>>219221954thank you
>>219221941yeah
>>219221899advil
Poop status?
what is laura yapping about? shes been ultra nontent since jd left
What happened to the psycho girl that won bitchtank >>219221887
>more housework for the mexican slave
>>219221902Freddy would have fucking destroyed this because he wouldn't have told anyone a single thingHe would have just done shit
How much CP has Emma earned?
i hope they bring a contractor in the fix the stair handrail
>>219221973its ok short bus rider theres space for everyone in the threads
just do a puke omelette this shit is too easy
We gettin litty
>>219221887This was a good era of Bitchtank where Claire was on her back heel and becoming increasingly paranoid. Then it ended with the "f-f-fiberglass???' clip where Claire got the vacuum bag dumped on her head while she was trying to nap
Redpill me on this Claire person?
>plays shitty music over director cam during a clipping challengefuck this
>>219221959she was, seems like she doesn’t even make jokes on her streams anymore, just acts ditzy and retarded
>>219221995no thanks
The way to win this is to start grabbing at Laura and making out and having clothed sex. I don't even find her very attractive, but this is how you win.
FIRESALE!!
>>219221989
>>219221976being one with the blane buddies is the only thing keeping me stable in these grim days
>get alex b on your show>still have to force your cast to "go viral"GRIMRIM
>>219220999where's the sense of urgency from vance here? he's just shuffling in there while frank is being physically assaulted.
>>219222008who?
>>219221983she had a baby and went to jail
>>219221966yeah
>>219222000Yeah jackass stuff will work
>>219221970That’s not toning down a post, not my fault you can’t read (you are a dumb nigger thoughbeit so I don’t blame you)
Smash the robot then make fun of production when they come up to complain. Easy.
i bet alex b is one of those "tequila is an upper" type people
>a brief moment of respite
>>219221983she got arrested for mogging too hard
>>219222019love you Mane you got this
Jet if you convince the girls to spread their ass and fart on the camera I will personally pay 300,000 indians to bot the clip
>>219222032scripted, even
>>219222033if the entire fanbase stuck together we could make this the most viral clip
>>219221899frank's desperation and seething is the best part of the season
>>219220901An actual final fantasy character. Alex b is the coolest person to ever exist
>>219222022longhouse
Landon should nuke Ben
>>219222008She would have been the best fish ever if she was on a full season
Nigger "music" is a blight on the earth
>>219222050Retards and losers think there is any discernable difference between the types of "drunk" different types of liquor get you.
cooling off on alex
>the clip that goes viral will be unscriptedauthenticity wins
>>219222039I have already proven otherwise: I am a Spaniard. I don't know why you're still running with this agenda.
>>219222062alex is zidane coded
>>219222073actually it's kike music
>>219221787crazy. But I love them both
>>219222033Did they ever change the water in that tank?
playing rap through the speakers isn't going to go viral
>>219222010>2 hours left before we're forced to watch director
>the make a viral clip challenge>director on Alex B entire nightand I'm not gonna stop watching
>>219222022yeah
>>219222073jack harlow is hwhite
Finally some new Alex dancing clips
I miss Trish delish
holy shit dudr where is the poop? the pee?
fake tank
>>219222073truly
>>219222076Nah he is rightJaeger and tequilla fuck me upBourbon or beer is good though
Ben of fishtank production fame is being drafted tomorrow and you don't care?
>>219222091It is if you start making out with a girl. Need to have single non-retards in the tank.
>>219222033Emma smashing the fishtank and flooding onto the twins would go viral
>>219222101still a nigga..!
Getting major s3 vibes rn
>>219222089no maejok just poured half a bottle of tank cleaner stuff in there.
>>219222076>t. 22 year oldThere is. It all depends what it's made out of.Tequila is made from cacti while Vodka is made from grain. They both have very distinct drunks.
>>219222022women are chihuahuas
>>219222106She still streams
>y-you can't go viral
>fake poop>fake pee>fake bits>fake elvis>fake fights>fake backflips
>>219222125SEVENTY FOUR COCKS
>>219222121good!
>>219222078>authenticityI'm afraid those days are gone my friend
is antara teaching emma how to cook or are they just talking?
claire is ugly cute and abi is pretty cute. imagine having one work the shaft and one work the butthole.
>>219222140GYATT
>>219222125queen
>>219222076This is why I mix Monster and gin you feel like a god
>>219222106o7 Militia
RIP BINX
>>219222141Mints' fat ass will go viral
>>219222121Didn't you hear? We've won the war like 12 times by now and we don't need any help but we actually do but don't. My beautiful Ben is safe!
>>219222043Classic Peter bit
>>219222159inb4 alex b getting nuked by landon wins
>>219222167such a weird post man
>>219222120>>219222136This is psychosomatic or is based on how you are drinking it or what it is mixed with. Ethanol is ethanol. I drink whisky, tequila, or gin nightly.
Laura is about to get raped
>>219222167Jet won. He combined both in Ellie. Jet WON.
140+baker?
>>219222121Ben is too short to join the military
>>219221824yeah it was pretty nice actually
new>>219222198>>219222198>>219222198
>>219222076>>219222136oh... we got a couple in the threads too.. >>219222043
they already tried the blue hair with emma why are they doing it with laura now?
>>219222175nom
>>219222120bourbon and beer are drank at a slower pace. drinking jaeger and tequila usually means taking shots. tequila is easy for people to shoot with salt + lime so everyone gets wasted on it and then blames the tequila itself.
stop giving this e-whore attention
jet you literally just did this bit a few hours ago
>>219222188No the different drinks have magical properties
>>219222167which for which
>jet struggles to come up with any personality characteristics of binxthis is pretty funny
kek this might be good
>>219222125TAKE ME BACK
>everyone wears a blue wig>then suddenly no one is wearing a wiggood one. epic!
>>219222222checked
>>219222202>>219222202>>219222202>>219222202
>(You)'re not specialShe said the line!
Somebody bake rn or im about to post a really shitty thread. Got my cursor hovering over the post button.
Binxter!
>>219222191By me.
>>219222239the start of the season compared to right now feels like a fever dream alreadyS2 vibes
jet can't remember that binx doesn't drink
>>219222167alternating, of course
somone PLEASEEEEE send tts reminding jet that binx liked to show her feet off please please please make her show feeeeeeeeeeett
>>219222222Emma wasn't latinx enough so it didn't work
Emmabinx failed so hard they have to give the bit to someone that didn't watch season 3
An AI video of mints being raped by a dog would be more viral than any of this bullshit
Bingo puke
>>219222198
>>219222289that gets shit on your dick
>>219222274>S2 vibesIt's an actual S2 rerun. They're even scripting all of the bits and rigging it for the lovable autist.
>>219222305Lol she barely did anything
>>219222305nasty ass
Drake should rizz Emma and Laura should pretend to be his gf they've brought on and go crazy, basically re-create the Alex wife bit from S3
>>219222335Good.About time we had a proper season again.
>>219222342Coddled nontent
>>219222274I set my alarm to wake up at for 11AM on day 1 and the first thing I saw was Vicky exploring the house. Good times
>>219222198>>219222198>>219222198migration station >>219222198>>219222198>>219222198
>>219222305pluribus
>Landon. Use the nuke. Then make another.That's kind of funny actually, I never thought of it before. Landon's been carrying around and protecting this cup of shit and piss for like a week now, but everybody pisses and shits every day.
>>219222072where is this from?
>>219222684https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXcFgih5IwA
