>the protagonist casually performs medical procedures on herself without any prior training of sorts>somehow with her new body she can also have a normal job despite clearly not having an ID The movie was already bad and retarded but this really sealed the deal
>>219221931it was made by a woman, what do you expect
>>219221931yeah it seals the deal on you being an autist
>>219221931>The protagonist casually performs medical procedures on herself without any prior training of sorts.It was anything super-complex, I think. Maybe she had some past experience or something, or asked GiPiTi about it.>Somehow with her new body she can also have a normal job despite clearly not having an IDMaybe she bribed some people or they don't cared due to she being supper pretty.The least credible part is the she build the whole secret room all by herself. Now that I remember no, the least credible part is when she put a paper mask and a robe and just casually walked towards her last act. And nobody noticed anything until the end.Also, there are some people out there that hate themselves so fucking much that are capable of doing beyond horrible things to themselves just like the women in that film. Such a foreign concept to me.Also2, I watched the 80s "the Thing" the same day. The practical effects of the Substance are pretty good, but the Thing is on a whole other level, such delicious looking abominations.
>>219221931>former actress that can get black market drugs with relative ease>can't get a fake ID or a whole new identityif a fucking Mexican can jump the border and live in the U.S. and never be deported what makes you think a former actress can't get someone a fake ID/new identity? It's okay OP, critical thinking isn't for everyone.
>>219223657>he thinks an ilegal mexican working black market jobs that dont require him/her to interact with the public is the same as someone who is a broadcast television celebrity and all eyes are on herYou dumb son, you dumb
>>219223816you're a fucking retard. illegal immigrants today pay taxes, use fake documentation to get normal jobs, and they can even win the fucking lottery. also did you miss the part where we find out she's a rich actress? Dumb fuck.
>>219223986Can you show me an example of someone ilegal in the US who became a tv celebrity while using a fake ID? Get a grip you imbecile
>>219221931this is one of my top 4 movies, you are sad boo boo if you cant enjoy a fun movie :^(
>>219223986None of that is true. When someone uses the "illegal immigrants pay taxes" talking point they're talking specifically about the $4 sales tax on their 12 pack of beer. They're not filing income tax retard.
>>219221931mummy eyes
>>219224287Actually, statistics suggest that many of them do pay income tax. Part of it is motivated by the thought that doing so would show good moral character if they were ever caught and put on trial. Another is that it helps them avoid being stalked by the IRS, who take tax evasion seriously and don't care if you're illegal or not.
>>219221931>>219224386That would be some seriously horrible stigma vision
>>219224093Salma Hayek and Charlize Theron. Learn to use google before you post dumb shit dumb fuck.
What's that? Time for another rewatch?Let me get into my appropriate viewing attire.
>>219221931those instructions were so vague and could be intepreted in so many ways yet she managed to know exactly how to approach it
>>219224287one report shows that in 2022, illegal immigrants paid a total of $96.7 billion dollars in federal, state, and local taxes in the U.S.
>the protagonist becomes sexyLove these movies
>>219224738>How we we portray the young woman feeling lust and showing her sucking a dick without actually sucking a dick?>Give her a lollipop in spite of the fact that no one eats lollipops anymore because they get stuck in your teeth and rot them
>>219221931It's an allegory for Ozempic, bro. It's not that deep.
>>219221931people like you are whats wrong with the world its a movie
>>219225048substance was written waaaay before ozempic took off as the new hot weight loss drug. besides, substance has more to do with aging and plastic surgery
>>219224722Which leftoid think tank pulled that bullshit number out of their George Soros-funded ass?
>>219225202imagine being so old that you're still harping on about george soros. get with the times, unc
>>219221931She died in the car crash in the beginning. Everything after is a hallucination that gets increasingly more unhinged before her death.
>>219225225He's still writing the checks, zoomie.
>>219225095I always thought it was a re-imaginated version of dorian gray
>>219221931What kills this film is the finale. It’s just the director pretending to be David Lynch filming the prom scene from Carrie. Being a French woman doesn’t excuse that kind of blatant, outright theft. Or was this a parody film à la Scary Movie, because the plot of basically Death Becomes Her, too. The Carrie scene in the style of Lynch just looked so poorly executed. And the rubber costume looked so rubbery and fake. The only reason this film got any awards is because the director is a French woman. It’s trash.
>>219221931Doesn't she live in California?You can at least get a drivers license without total documentation isn't that right?
