Did Super Mario Galaxy knock the coins out of you, /tv/?
>>219222007Sonic's the one that gets the coins knocked out of him, stupid fucking bitch
>27she's a fuckin kidi'm 32 and couldn't imagine being with someone so young. gross
>>219222007What a slut
>>219222070That's how badly he murdered her vagina. He fucked her so hard that she got 6 wanted stars for murdering NPCs in Super Monkey Ball. Do you understand now? The guitar had 2 whambuggahs. For you. Do you understand?
what does a 52 year old man have to talk about, with a 27 year old child?
>>219222183nintendo games
>27She's a fuckin hagI'm 32 and couldn't imagine being with someone so old. Gross
>>219222007Even if it means nothing, I'm happy for the oldfags. Go get em.
>>219222070rings aren't coins you fucking retard
This thread’s reminding me how much of a kid I was acting like at 26. That was only about a year and a half ago but don’t worry I got bitch slapped hard. Haven’t forgotten who I am though.
>>219222007If my best friend was fucking my daughter i would end his fucking life
>>219222271More common than you'd think
>>219222070In this metaphor she's a ? Block and the guy's cock is Mario.
>>219222271this is the modern world.......fathers pay for their daughters to travel to a distant college....
>>219222271No it means you can fuck one of his family members now, that's called Dad code.
>>219222183what's there to talk about with any woman for that matter?
>>219222271I'm 67 and my girlfriend is 19, she's my friend's granddaughter but he's a retard and doesn't know
>>219222271Didn't you read the image? That's NOT his dad's bff. We don't know who he is, honestly.
Why is she wearing a hoodie in bed?Would this image be less controversial if it was a 52 year old woman and a 27 year old guy. >>219222183A 52 year old will have lived through the prime of a lot of 90s bands that she's into.
>>219222007Women brag about being whores but hate it when someone calls them that, why?
>>219222007I don't why white men decided to let everyone fuck slutty white pussy but I appreciate it
>>219222518Self proclaimed whores don't care if you call them a whore, but most promiscuous girls prefer to call themselves sluts instead.
>>219222007Whites have been so conquered lol
>>219222271No you won't because you're white so it's ok :)
>>219222625Eventually the jews will turn their gaze on whichever lesser race to which you belong. I hope you enjoy that experience.
>>219222166Shut the hell up, Kamiya, you bald fuck.
>>219222625It's called the white man's burden.
>>219222383
>>219222271You wouldn't do shit, you fucking pussy.
Im 67 years old
>>219222383based horny grandpa. hope i'm like you when i grow up
>raise daughter for 18 years>she enthusiastically drains the balls of your friendIsn't this basically super cuckoldry?
>>219222007Sauce?
>>219222123Same, had a former friend (33) tell me he was dating a 28 year old, literally not even 30 yet, me and some of my buddies confronted him and beat his ass silly, and just to be a dick I cracked his windshield and poked holes in his cars tires so he couldn't get home. Pedos aren't safe around me.
>>219222908Some people get extremely violent about sexual stuff, very interesting from an evolutionary biology perspective. Totally retarded and uncivilized of course, but interesting from a paleontologic perspective. >>219222939I think that guy is almost definitely trolling, how he one-ups the OP pic saying he's 67 and it's his bff's granddaughter. Some dude somewhere thinks that's funny. Unfortunately things go downhill fast after 55 or so (downhill sooner but now very downhill).
>>219223122I'm 75 and I can still fuck just fine, shut up zesty little zoomer
Why would you brag on social media about fucking a grandpa? Does that make you look cool among your peers? I’m genuinely asking, I don’t know.
>>219222007when you post AI shit here and everyone replies as if its realepic
>>219223170White chicks like flaunting how much crazy shit they can get away with
>>219223170Yeah social media brainrot is getting exponentially worse with each passing year
>>219222007This is your future daughters btw. They will gulp old man cock. Deal with it
>women refers to you fucking her as knocking the mario coins out of hergoddamn, I wanna pound some young tang, realistically I couldn't probably get that reaction though
>>219222123>32>couldn't imagine being with a 27 year old.get that gay reddit shit out of here, shes not even like 18
>>219222183What does a 27 year old man have to talk about, with a 52 year old child?
>>219223729you're being ragebaited
>>219222183this is stupid, 50 year olds these days lived through the 2000s and 10s which means they know every cultural touchstone this kid lived through, if hes not a midwit he probably could talk circles around things she knows
>all this seething timmyFucking pathetic
>>219222271yeah thats the only actually sick part about this, I joke with my buddy who is 30 about him boning my daughter 18 years from now (shes a baby) but its a fucking joke
>>219222183The exact same as any man or woman have to talk about.
I need to rape someones daughter
>>219222383when you're 67 does that mean you can no longer finish early? I presume either that happens or you can't maintain boners without pills
Why do women like old men so much?
>>219222007>knock the coins out of meCould someone explain this
>>219222383this is outstanding bait anon10/10
>>219223051Honestly? Deserved. And not because he was dating a 28 year old, but because he had the nerve to be 33 years old while doing it.
>>219223864>I joke with my buddy who is 30 about him boning my daughter 18 years from now (shes a baby)
>>219222383>67
