Is fondling wheat as fun as movies make it out to be?
>>219226806Us shut in loser nerds will never know, man.
>>219226806Gonna go try to outdrink a bunch of sailors at a bar. I'll be right back.
>>219226806Yes. I recommend Rebel Moon for wheat kino.
>>219226806MUH HERITAGE
It's the best sensation known to man
>>219226806>someone tells me to touch grass>tfw i accidentally end up touching a pseudocereal instead so im still an incel chud
>going for a walk>some grass about hip height>touch it like that as I walk by it>turns out there were very fine spikey hairs that splintered into my skin
>>219226806It feels like heaven (literally).
>>219226806Even more fun to watch the wheat be violated
>>219226806like stalks of coins
>>219226943thats what you get for having soft hands
>>219226806it's exactly half as fun as movies make it out to beit's not unpleasant, but it's not as fulfilling or satisfying as tv, any more than real food is as appetizing as cartoon food-t. person who has touched grass irl
>>219226806Touch wheat.
