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Anonymous
BREAKINNG JONATHAN IS ALIVE 04/01/26(Wed)22:49:36 No.219227251

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BREAKINNG JONATHAN IS ALIVE Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)22:49:36 No.219227251

A L I V E

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)22:51:09 No.219227290

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)22:51:09 No.219227290

>>219227251
Sources tell me Jonathan is stable

Please God

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)22:53:40 No.219227357

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)22:53:40 No.219227357

we are so fucking back

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)23:00:12 No.219227549

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)23:00:12 No.219227549

I thought April Fools' Day pranks were supposed to be funny and silly. There was nothing funny about saying Jonathan died.

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)23:01:29 No.219227585

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)23:01:29 No.219227585

>>219227251
nevermind the link text, apparently it was a cryptocuck scam
https://usatoday.com/story/news/world/2026/04/01/jonathan-oldest-tortoise-dies-st-helena/89424376007/

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)23:01:47 No.219227594

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)23:01:47 No.219227594

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Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)23:02:01 No.219227605

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)23:02:01 No.219227605

>Jonathan spends his days doing almost everything with his mate Frederik, another male tortoise he was introduced to in 1991, including eating, sleeping and having sex.
AYO HOL UP

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)23:02:19 No.219227612

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)23:02:19 No.219227612

>>219227549
Yeah what a piece of shit. May a giant tortoise sit on his balls as he sleeps.

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)23:02:50 No.219227635

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)23:02:50 No.219227635

>>219227605
Dude can still get it up at almost 200, leave him off.

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)23:03:32 No.219227659

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)23:03:32 No.219227659

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>>219227251

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)01:01:03 No.219231067

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)01:01:03 No.219231067

UNBREAKABLE

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)01:07:45 No.219231234

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)01:07:45 No.219231234

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JONATHAN'S ALIVE?!

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)02:44:36 No.219233497

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)02:44:36 No.219233497

>>219227251
Good, stay that way.

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)06:26:18 No.219237297

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)06:26:18 No.219237297

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Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)06:31:19 No.219237366

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)06:31:19 No.219237366

>>219237297

Look at that cat. Behind the window on the right. People might miss him 'cause they're too busy looking at the turtles.

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)07:04:19 No.219237804

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)07:04:19 No.219237804

why didn't he stop slavery or the holocaust?

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)07:05:33 No.219237825

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)07:05:33 No.219237825

>>219237366
What is he looking at?

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)07:07:23 No.219237851

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)07:07:23 No.219237851

>>219227605
>Jonathan age: 193
>Frederick age: 32

Twinkbros...

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)07:08:35 No.219237866

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)07:08:35 No.219237866

>>219237804
How do you know he didn't? Someone stopped them.

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)07:12:13 No.219237922

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)07:12:13 No.219237922

>>219237851
Jonathan won bigly!

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)07:57:41 No.219238549

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)07:57:41 No.219238549

>>219237851
Average gay relationship desu
That "age gap" debate does not exist for gays

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