>Project Phoenix has finally been shut down>Sir, it just came back online
>sir, Project Edging is a bust
>Sir, maybe Project Icarus is getting too ambitious for its own good...
>>219227338Have no idea if this is good or bad but you're promoted.Congrats, soldier.
>I am building the ultimate android soldiers. No weaknesses whatsoever. I call the project: Operation Achilles.
Meing Fuhrer, Project Barbarossa has just run out of tendies.
>sir, Project Necromancer is proceeding as planned. Our past writing gaffes will now make slightly more sense.
>It's worse than we thought, chief - the suspect is a member of I.N.C.E.L. They're inside of the city.
>>219227338> sir it’s the size of Nebraska…
>Project Styx is uh… what was it again?
>>219227338> We only got one shot. > One shots all we need.
>Your objections are groundless, Dr. Anon. Project Hubris cannot possibly fail.
>There's no stopping it... unless...>Unless what...?>It's just a theory... but you know how humans only use 10% of their brains?
>Ugh, I just can't get a good night's sleep with Project Damocles hanging over my head like this.
>Welcome aboard the USS Unsinkable II, sir
>>219227338>Project Sisyphus is behind schedule and over budget
>>219230345You think you're being clever, but you're not.If Unsinkable had been sunk, then they wouldn't need to call it Unsinkable II. They'd just reuse the name Unsinkable.
>>219230345Welcome to… the titanic.
>Operation Pizza has 8 objectives that must be seized simultaneously
>Project Boner has been a real pain in my ass
>>219227338>somehow, Reddit came back
