/tv/ - >Project Phoenix has finally been shut down >Sir, - Television & Film

Anonymous

04/01/26(Wed)22:53:07 No.219227338

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Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)22:53:07 No.219227338 Archived

>Project Phoenix has finally been shut down
>Sir, it just came back online

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)22:55:43 No.219227421

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)22:55:43 No.219227421

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>sir, Project Edging is a bust

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)22:57:29 No.219227462

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)22:57:29 No.219227462

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>Sir, maybe Project Icarus is getting too ambitious for its own good...

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)23:36:22 No.219228605

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)23:36:22 No.219228605

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>>219227338
Have no idea if this is good or bad but you're promoted.
Congrats, soldier.

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)23:40:34 No.219228736

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)23:40:34 No.219228736

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>I am building the ultimate android soldiers. No weaknesses whatsoever. I call the project: Operation Achilles.

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)23:42:46 No.219228789

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)23:42:46 No.219228789

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Meing Fuhrer, Project Barbarossa has just run out of tendies.

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)23:43:38 No.219228813

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)23:43:38 No.219228813

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>sir, Project Necromancer is proceeding as planned. Our past writing gaffes will now make slightly more sense.

Anonymous
04/01/26(Wed)23:57:12 No.219229233

Anonymous 04/01/26(Wed)23:57:12 No.219229233

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>It's worse than we thought, chief - the suspect is a member of I.N.C.E.L. They're inside of the city.

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)00:07:05 No.219229560

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)00:07:05 No.219229560

>>219227338
> sir it’s the size of Nebraska…

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)00:08:14 No.219229596

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)00:08:14 No.219229596

>Project Styx is uh… what was it again?

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)00:13:34 No.219229776

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)00:13:34 No.219229776

>>219227338
> We only got one shot.
> One shots all we need.

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)00:17:02 No.219229888

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)00:17:02 No.219229888

>Your objections are groundless, Dr. Anon. Project Hubris cannot possibly fail.

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)00:18:33 No.219229934

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)00:18:33 No.219229934

>There's no stopping it... unless...
>Unless what...?
>It's just a theory... but you know how humans only use 10% of their brains?

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)00:22:48 No.219230070

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)00:22:48 No.219230070

>Ugh, I just can't get a good night's sleep with Project Damocles hanging over my head like this.

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)00:32:13 No.219230345

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)00:32:13 No.219230345

>Welcome aboard the USS Unsinkable II, sir

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)00:36:50 No.219230479

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)00:36:50 No.219230479

>>219227338
>Project Sisyphus is behind schedule and over budget

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)00:39:28 No.219230561

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)00:39:28 No.219230561

>>219230345
You think you're being clever, but you're not.
If Unsinkable had been sunk, then they wouldn't need to call it Unsinkable II. They'd just reuse the name Unsinkable.

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)00:39:53 No.219230568

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)00:39:53 No.219230568

>>219230345
Welcome to… the titanic.

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)00:46:10 No.219230728

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)00:46:10 No.219230728

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>Operation Pizza has 8 objectives that must be seized simultaneously

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)00:47:29 No.219230759

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)00:47:29 No.219230759

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>Project Boner has been a real pain in my ass

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)01:10:21 No.219231297

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)01:10:21 No.219231297

>>219227338
>somehow, Reddit came back