Why did boomers hate their wives so much?
>>219227503tradition without conviction is just an inconvenience
Huge unkempt bushes and shit encrusted assholes
>>219227503because they respected marriage and didnt treat it like a joke like the younger generations do. Al knows he can complain about Peg because at the end of the day hes not going anywhere
>>219227503The honest answer is that it's because they married young, so they got mad when they saw their 18yo prime cheerleader wife hit the wall at 25 (because she had 3 kids) and found out living with her 24/7 wasn't as nice as just seeing her for a few hours a day at school.
>>219227543this isn't the xvideos search bar
>>219227503Because they married the first bitch they though was attractive enough while ignoring all her character flaws and psychopathic behavior
Because wife bad funny
>>219227625>because they respected marriage and didnt treat it like a joke like the younger generations do. If you’re miserable and sticking with a marriage just to tolerate it than the marriage has already failed
Al wanted to fuck his daughter
>>219227503You try fucking the same woman everyday and watch how fast you get tired of it.
>>219228118If you actually find the woman you are with attractive than this isn’t a problem
>>219227895Then your choice is being alone or rolling the dice on dating in your middle ageMost people will stick with the "failed" marriage
jefferson won
I hate my wifeShe's almost up to 300 lbs nowShe's also dumb as shit and is up to $9,000 in credit card debt buying dumb useless shitWe'll see if a heart attack takes her
Shows making fun of women and particularly wives is pure balm to my heart. I've been married for 10years...
>>219228162lol
>>219227827Top kek
>>219227543>>219227827
They got married for sex
>>219228238set fire to her and kick her down the stairs, it'll be like an Indiana Jones scene
>>219227503Al was a chad football hero that knocked up a random roastie and had to do the honorable thing at the time and marry her. that's why he never wanted to have sex with her anymore. she cheated him out of the life he should have had in exchange for a life of endless misery with her.
Divorce used to be a harder process and it was more socially inconvenient or taboo so boomers stayed in SHIT marriagesAlso rigid social structures meant married life could screw up the dynamic even compatible people had
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>>219231722That era of Kelly's clothes was... something.
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I’ve been married 14 years and I fucking wish my wife would hassle me for sex like Peggy hassles Al.
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>>219227503It was a psyop to gaslight wives into thinking that they got one of the good ones.
>>219231808Seriously. When I was a kid I hated my dad's guts for cheating on my mom with some whore but as a grown ass man there's a part of me that probably gets where he was coming from.
>>219227503Boomers American Dream was to have a wife, kids and white picket fence, so they tend to marry the first woman available but this isn't really a smart way to do it, they did it anyway to get a second income to get ahead. This means Boomers are the divorced generation, which fucked up Gen X brains btw.
>>219227503I watched this show in the late 2000s on TV and remember a certain episode where the daughter was wearing these small shorts and jerked off to the thought of me rubbing up against her soft legs.
>>219231896many such cases
>>219231863Hookers are legal where I am and there’s a JAV star who regularly tours here. I’m seriously considering getting some sideways action. Like, wife, I love you and I’m sorry that the accident put you in a wheelchair and you can’t feel anything in your bottom half but a man has needs, you know?
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lol
>>219227503don't listen to this demoralized retard >>219227625, it's because joking about how much you love your wife and family isn't funny. comedy is built upon making someone the butt of the joke. that butt can be a friend, it can be your wife, it can be your kids or it can be you. If Al was an accomplished man with a successful wife and kids that were valuable members of society that wouldn't be a fucking funny sitcom. dysfunctional characters or situations are funny.
>>219227503Boomers are the most entitled privileged ungrateful and self centered generation in the history of the world. They all hate everything apart from themselves, they believe they should have everything in life and cannot stand the idea that anyone else besides them could ever have anything.
>>219227827kek
>>219232054so ugh you have a hot wheelchair wife and you don't sex her? that's insane
>In the 80s and 90s, saying that you hated your job was considered the height of humor. Drew Carey: “Oh, you hate your job? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.”>This was merely the career subregion of the supercontinent of Boomer self-deprecating jokes, whose other prominences included “I overeat”, “My marriage is on the rocks”, “I have an alcohol problem”, and “My mental health is poor”.>Arguably this had something to do with the Bohemian turn, the reaction against the forced cheer of the 1950s middle-class establishment of company men who gave their all to faceless corporations and then dropped dead of heart attacks at 60. You could be that guy, proudly boasting to your date about how you traded your second-to-last patent artery to complete a spreadsheet that raised shareholder value 14%. Or you could be the guy who says “Oh yeah, I have a day job working for the Man, but fuck the rat race, my true passion is white water rafting”. When your father came home every day looking haggard and worn out but still praising his boss because “you’ve got to respect the company or they won’t take care of you”, being able to say “I hate Mondays” must have felt liberating, like the mantra of a free man.
>>219227827Fuck u
>>219228118>fucking everydayI think I see your problem
>>219228118I've been jerking off every day for *checks calendar* about 30 years and I'm still not bored of that Dare I say this may be, a skill issue?
>"Peg, we've been married for 15 years. Can't we just be friends?"
