>dude who cares if the movie is good, it's just for kids>I don't care that it's slop, I love Mario
>>219228032uhhh... yeah? problem libtard?
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>>219228032How does Yoshi have no butthole or cloaca if his signature move is pooping out eggs?
I want to fuck Birdo
>go to a farm>find the pigs>go to the trough>wait for food>food arrives>"what the fuck, this is slop"
>virgin sonic desperately seeks approval from critics and critical fans>chad mario keeps chris pratt doing his own voice for mario, filters critics with his slop
There should always be some standards, but my standards for a Mario movie are pretty low so I'm assuming the OP was a fag
>>219228032That was the reaction to the first movie but for this one even the diehard Nintendo fans are admitting it was slop. How do you make a Mario Galaxy movie and put Star Fox in it more than Rosalina
>>219228575real niggas, brave niggas, I might add, want to fuck yoshi
First one was unironically better because the time they spent setting up the world was time with slop shovelling.
>>219228032I just got home from this. I had a huge smile on my face for most of the movie. I've been playing Mario for all but the first 5 years of my life and it was so jammed full of stuff I love.
>>219228575He is trans.
>>219228032Do you really expect Nintendo fans to have standards? The company sold them cardboard boxes for fucks sake.
>>219228032The editing and pacing are crazy fastIts over stimulating honestly Its scary to me that this is what you need to entertain kids now Tik tok destroyed everyone's brain
>>219229477based, I believe this anon
>>219228032So can this movie made billion just like the first one /tv/
There hasn't been a decent Mario game since Mario64.
>>219230606the first movie was incredibly boring and forgettable.kinda cynical about this one like they're just using yoshi to try to get basically everyone who hated or just didn't care about the first to come watch another mediocre film
>>219230982>everyone who hated or just didn't care about the first to come watch another mediocre filmWas it actually poorly received by many people? I would call it cynical, by the numbers, only a product, etc, but I wouldn't call the movie itself bad and that's pretty much all I would expect from it.
The Mario Galaxy movie is 10/10, who gives a shit about plot or any thing that slows down the action, I just want to be bombarded with pretty lights and loud sounds for 90 minutes
>>219230982What about the people who actually liked the first movie? Which were the majority of the audience who watched it btw
>>219231057based retard
Adults getting excited for a children's movie is the real problem here.
>>219230982mario galaxy is worse because the first movie they had to take time to establish the mario brothers, set things up with luigi, give them a personality, explore the mushroom kingdom and introduce the villain and etc. For Mario Galaxy it's just 90 minutes of bombarding you references to the games without any plot to tie everything together, it's like someone edited 90 tiktok videos into a "movie". Something is always happening on screen but none of it is important to the characters or the movie's plot since it does not have any.
>>219228032It's better than the first movie>but muh cuties loving criticsyikes
>>219229307It's cute to see people pretending that Rosalina could've been cut from the game and it wouldn't be any worse because of her omission.
>>219231108>For Mario Galaxy it's just 90 minutes of bombarding you references to the games without any plot to tie everything togetherSo like the first movie.
>>219231172worse than the first movie, can you believe it?
>>219228032People will sperg like retards that movies for kids can be good or that they don't need to be bad because they're for kids, however movies(regardless of the target demographics) don't need to good to be enjoyed by the audience nor to be a commercial success, which is the endgame for Illumination/Nintendo.
>>219231238>does same thing as the first movie in a different settingI don't see why that's outright worse nor better instead of just the same.
>>219228032is there a badass song like peaches was in the first movie
>>219231028>>219231064maybe i'm not in the main demographic that watched the film but i grew up in the NES/SNES days and played tons mario as a kid like many other people my agefeels like none of our particular group thought this was a good movie, maybe it's aimed more at like minecraft movie zoomers/gen alphas or something that grew up on the wii/switch mario games idk
>>219231392Minecraft movie was surprisingly good. Mario Galaxy movie fails even harder at being a movie than that.
>brainrot: the movieOne way or another, the world ends in 20 years.
>>219231392Liked it or not, you still fed the machine.
>>219231249wall-e, the iron giant, the incredibles, wreck it ralph, all bangers no matter your age.haven't watched the old hand drawn films in forever but i'm sure all the ones about animals still hold up, i cry like a bitch just thinking about the Balto scene, all dogs go to heaven, oliver and company etc.
>>219231520>what is a torrent
Hows the Star Fox cameo? That's all I care about
>>219231560Yeah sure
>>219231535Okay. But what does that have to do with my post?
>>219231599there's more starfox in the movie than rosalina and he does more cool things than her,
There are zero black characters so it can’t be rated highly
>>219231686Based
>>219231725Yoshi's black
>>219228032People and 4chan spergs are massively overexaggerating but I will say it would have been way better if it was more focused and just a straighforward adaption of Galaxy instead of coming off as unfocused.
>>219228032The movie is good though.
>>219232160The thing is, Galaxy like all Mario games has a nothing plot, people complaining about Rosalina make no sense when she's always been a background character and spin-off fodder.
>>219232160There was nothing unfocused about it though? The plot is extremely straightforward. Rosalina is captured, peach leaves to go help, bowser jr attacks the mushroom kingdom trying to get his dad, fails and bails, mario lands on another planet after the ordeal and travels to meet peach, they meet up with star fox at the port and he flies them out, another battle which results in them crashing on a planet again, they get off the planet with theh elps of rosalinas star pals after emergency signal, they travel to bowser jrs planet and mario defeats bowser twice, bowser jr once, and a dragon while peach puts her hand on a bubble. The day is saved end.
>>219232225What's there to make sense of? Different kingdoms have princesses and she's the space one. It's about a plumber that jumps on things this shit doesn't need to be elaborate
>>219231725What are the ninjis then?
>>219232302Exactly my point.
>>219231599He had a very cool like 30 seconds long 2D animated section where he explains his backstory.
>>219228032/co/ is having such a pants-shitting melty over this move its hilarious.
>>219229337haha
>>219231686and every time he's off screen all the characters are saying >where's starfox??
I just want Wario and Waluigi to be the main villains in the third movie. Please just give my niggas a central role so they have something other than party games.
>>219232542Considering the ending and the post credits scene it'll be definitely Tatanga also they won't waste another chance to introduce the Koopalings.
>>219232609dammit. i just want them to have modern thing where theyre the main antagonists. just one...
>>219232672Well Tatanga could lead into Wario since he got him to kidnap Daisy and then take over when Mario was away.
>>219232438Who cares if the movie is good or bad? The best part all the seething it causes.
>>219232438How so?
>>219232898If I were to guess after watching it it's because rosalina and peach are now sisters.
>>219233000>all the Peach + Rosalina smut is now incest
>>219231288He explained why, you're just pretending to not notice.
>>219233072There's no difference.
It's cotton candy in movie form.
>>219233098Here you go buddy >>219231108The movie is overstuffed with references and set pieces so there's no time for plot or character development. It's a matter of severity. This problem is a lot worse in the second movie.
>>219233219NTA but I saw the movie and it's no worse than the first one in that respect.
>>219233219It's just like the first one, it's no worse nor better in that respect.
>>219233256>>219233290What is Mario's motivation/arc in this movie?
>no plot at all>literally 180 30 second skits to pad out a 90m runtime>only 2 noteworthy moments were star fox reveal and bowser talking with his sonAnd this is ok for you people? Because "it's for kids"? Have some standards. Scooby doo on zombie island is for kids and has a decent plot, a good twist and a sound track made specifically for it.
>>219231238The first one was no Toy Story, so I didn't expect the second one to be Toy Story 2Fucking crazy that the crappy Hoskins flick literally has more thought put into its characterisation and plot than a modern Nintendo-supervised movie
>>219228032Bing bing wahoo bros. we just keep winning.
A bit odd to have Galaxy be the second movie. figured exploring some ofher part of the world and focusing on yoshi would be more natural.
>>219233760>expecting character and plot development in a product that exists for the sole purpose of cashing in on nostalgia in the 10-40yo male gamer demographic Thats not how this works my naive anon. The mario galaxy game is 10 years old now, most people who played it are now teenagers or single fathers.
>>219232136So is Toad.
>>219233967Mario Galaxy is nearly 20 years old anon
>>219233599What's his motivion/arc in the games?
>>219233967>2007 was 10 years ago
>>219233648And even then it's rated worse by critics.
>>219233638>>219231249
>>219235127OH
>>219234269Toad looks like the kind of guy with a short but thick penis.
>>219231686>he does more cool things than her,Like Krystal?
