You are part of a cultural exchange between humans and an alien race. Only all the films you've ever watched will be what theyre exposed to. What does you have to offer?
They'll get the impression that we're obsessed with the idea of meeting aliums and love nothing more than to speculate about what it might be likeMight give them a big head
>You are part of a cultural exchange between humans and an alien race.No I'm not?
>>219233161I bet aliens will fall in love with Ghostbusters and AkiraAnd we can bond over how shoddy the writing of Ghostbusters 2 was
>>219233161Am I the human or the alien though?
>>219234300human obviously
>>219234237Yeah like hello? I'm obviously not doing that rn?
>>219234237How would you feel if you didnt have breakfast this morning?
>>219234660Uhh hungry? What kind of question is that. No seriously what other answer is there besides "hungry I guess"?
>>219233161Porn. A LOT of porn.
Implications of impending rape would quickly dawn on these invaders
>>219233161Just ganna show them the big lebowski and lotr
>>219233161You're in the desert, walking along in the sand when you come upon a tortoise. You reach down and you flip the tortoise onto its back. The tortoise lays there on its back, beating its legs helplessly in the air as it bakes in the desert sun, trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping it. Why is that?
>>2192331611. Lots of films, with a leaning towards action and war.2. A lot of JAV.I think that would give aliens a fairly good insight as to what humans are about though.
>>219233161Just the ones I can call off the top of my head and looking around my shelves and in my movies folder. List incomplete.>Lord of the Rings>Highway 35, Acceleracers>Saving Private Ryan>Project Hail Mary>First Man>Ford v. Ferrari>Entire John Wick series>The Matrix trilogy>Top Gun, Maverick>Tucker and Dale vs. Evil>Airplane!>Top Secret>The Naked Gun trilogy>Both Fantasias>Pacific Rim>Godzilla (Monsterverse series)>Event Horizon>Astartes, if it counts>Assorted SODAZ works, if they count>Pink Floyd: The Wall>Rambo series>Terminator series>Predator>Alien series>The Thing>Jumanji>Zathura>Rush Hour>Lethal Weapon>Die Hard>The ENTIRE Get Smart series, all five seasons + Get Smart Again, if we're counting TV series>Dunkirk>Inglorious Bastards>Fury>All Quiet On The Western FrontWe eating good, to say the least.
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