Does this nigga ever shut up edition>FTL News-- Production woke all the fish up at 4 for an epic prank-- Michael-- Cleej>Links:https://fishtank.rip/https://www.fishtank.livehttps://kick.com/fishtankhttps://fishtank.observer/https://classic.fishtank.livehttps://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislivehttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wiki>>219234959
worst season
>Alex has successfully annoyed everyone in the houseTruly the GOAT freeloader
I went bed like 6 hours ago what did i miss
Eleanor moon’s 19th birthday is any day now
top 2 right here
James Drake and Bashir unite to take down Alex B then have a Heated Rivalry gay arc
>>219236473who?
>Alex trying to take Jets ozempic needlekek
>>219236471landon bitched out on using the nuke and then jet and ben told him he had to throw it away
make the call jet
Wtf was this
>>219236477the birthday sfx queen
Yes i simp for this
>>219236486oh come the fuck on
>>219236463Yes, but right now it's pretty damn funny>>219236467Monkey King OO AA AA
>Director cam on auto>not going to the content in Arena
>>219236467in less than 2 days at that
Vicky would have launched the nuke.
They should split Bingo and Bongo into separate contestants
>>219236488Erin is CRAZY hot chat
>>219236471yapping
>>219236471landon threatened to use the peepeepoopoo nuke for an hour then production came up and told him to dump it out and he did
>>219236473sad day, can’t even call her an 18 yo highschooler anymore. that was her gimmick
why are you still watching this show?
>>219236489promo shoot
>>219236502agreed
>>219236507>>219236506gay
>>219236471nothing happened and then they woke everyone up for no reason and it looked like something was maybe almost gonna happen but then production stopped it from happening
>thank you ve musch ma favite characte fro fami guy?
What did Jet say to Alex?
S3 a season so bad it somehow has ruined S5 too
>>219236515bongo might win
>>219236515i like it
>>219236515
TJ is on elestanque
>>219236515I'm gay for James Drake
everyone got Alex B fatigue in record time
>>219236491idc. having a 30yo bf at her age 100% guarantees she's a hoe. worthless nothing
>>219236502That would double their chances of winning the money because they're just going to share it anyway.
FISHTANK IS FUCKEDHE NEVER DID ANY OF THE HEAVY LIFTINGSIMMONS FUCKING KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE OF YOUHE'S A NERDIT WOULD MAKE YOU CRAZY IF YOU LIVED IN MY SHOESHE'S BRILLIANT I'M SORRY, JET NEPTUNE IS BRILLIANTI'M SORRYIT MAKES ME SO MADTHAT NERDSTEINFUL IS UNEMPLOYED HE NEARLY KILLED HIMSELFTHAT COCKSUCKERHE KILLED FISHTANK ON PURPOSE THAT NERD
Can we make this longhouse? Can we extend it?
>>219236472she asked about you?
>>219236502rip bingo
Bongo is so beautiful she's all I think about
>>219236515We don't, we're all watching the Alex B show now
>>219236553you don't know how 2 use tht word
Let Bongo be her own contestant and send Bingo home
im going to sleep..goodnight /ftl/fuck us all
>>219236545again? I saw him show up in season 1
>>219236515i like some of the contestants
>Jets going to fight Alex kek
>>219236515I never started *evil laugh*
i hope they think about tonight when they're back working at mcdonalds
>>219236548lol zoomer. you will never meet a woman your age that hasn't raped a sensitive millenial, cope
Alex wants to wrestle Jet
>>219236515fishtank hasn't been a thing since the never die living bit ended it's been the alex B show after james drake pushed him, production will end up blaming the fish for why they focus on alex more than them at some point but in reality it's their fault
>>219236521
>>219236491she looks like the crypt keeper
>>219236545Felt like hank hill reading that
>tweeker is tweeking
>jet says he lost 22 pounds
alex is actually right
>>219236550>>219236555It wouldn't have to be permanent, what if they split them apart and then make them use their psychic powers but they get everything wrong and they realized they're destined to be one and they join back together
>>219236548not really it's more like going on fishtank means she a prob a hoe
>>219236554yeah, somehow she met up with my momnow she lives in LA and is a standard retarded liberal former actressim going to bedkiss
Alex is rightOzempic is bad for you
>>219236596he's wrong actually jet is obese
>>219236589
so if they cant fight him and they cant pour anything on him how exactly are we supposed to get some audience catharsis for this obnoxious faggot?
Alex works for Umbrella, he would know about this
>Jet fell for safe and effective
>>219236437hottest she's ever been in True Detective season 2and Game Night even>>219236453why would I ever goon to a porn star? that's fucking disgusting
>>219236515it's fun to talk shit in threads about all the disappointments
>>219236605bad sleep is 10 times worse
james drake is a fucking beast holy shit. i want to learn boxing cause of him
>>219236491i get the feeling that you could be a 0/10 mongrel but if you've got more money then her jewish bf she'll hop over to you
I don't like Jet scenes.
>>219236610buy a tts and say he fucked binx :)
>alex has more sense than goranwhy am i not surprised?
>>219236563Send her to my place instead
I'm so fucking happy Jet is on ozempic and is gonna be riddled with fatal tumors in 10 years
>>219236610Catharsis?
You’re Jet Neptune
>I want to lose weight to get laid>not to take care of my healthlust is a sin for a reason
Is James Drake aware that he's not a good actor?
What's Emma's socials?
Is Alex on some shit?
>>219236601>kissthat's sexual assault I think but gn
>>219236595>and still that big lmfao
post yfw watching the low energy day as a result of this night
how hard is it to eat less
>>219236653people are saying alex stein tomorrow 2, get prepared for a big stinker
>>219236648unironically brain rotted from his s3 experience
>>219236653
Did jet give up on the nightly recaps?
>>219236648he's on life
>>219236643Being a skinny junkie which he will become will hopefully lead to pneumonia
>>219236577i am that anon. correct!
How much does this nigga Jet weigh?
>>219236479Bingo and James? Idk I don't really see it
>>219236648Prolly just proscribed meds right now.
He just keeps going, I want to go to sleep lmao
NARRATIVE POLL
Am I allowed to speak
do you lose weight if a gila monster bites you?
>>219236627No one does except goofy hoes
Alex trying to get Jet off ozempic is the funniest thing tonight.
>>219236685hmm.. sure why not
Bongo likes AI
>>219236479james and bashir argument turning into passionate kiss
>do meth and you wont need drugs
>>219236685Yes! (actually no)
No more returning faces for sure next season
>>219236685drop your wisdom queen
I respect you Jet neptune you are a leader-S3 winner Alex b S3 fags are bootlicker cuck faggots
The moment that really solidified my disrespect for Jet is the fact that he's on ozempic all while continuing to eat like shit and not exercise. Whenever he puts on the sam hyde persona and gives an advice pitch to someone it's a complete joke
>>219236691Okay The joker poster is very funny their posts make me laugh
>>219236685shadi is so lewd on Instagram these days
swamp pussy or cryo cock, which should it be?
Since the "no returning faces" rule is no longer enforced, it's only fair to give Aryeh from season 4 another chance and let him have sex with Bingo and Bongo. He is also willing to have sex with another man and in dire situation he is open to having sex with Emma.
i hate this show!
>>219236710no thank you
>alex telling jet every season he looks like a different personkek
>>219236706yay, I was one of them :3 glad i made you laugh <3
>>219236678This makes profound sense. Everyone should avoid SSRIs.
>>219236698Next season is wigger bang bus
>>219236697Ok cmon >>219236700I dont have much of that rn just hope everyone is having an ok day>>219236708I've always been lewd
its crazy people like really alex exist
>>219236685No NIGGER!!!! All these losers might jestermaxx for you but I RETAIN MY FREE WILL
>>219236710Of all the people they could bring back, you would be the worst choice.
>>219236710Shut up Aryeh
I'm shooting up my Ozempic in solidarity with Jet
>>219236720LEWD
based alex
>>219236708Stupid nigger is starved of attention
>>219236721you're not aware of meth addicts? how sheltered are you
>>219236721and there's so many of them
>>219236717That shit is hilarious >>219236723U dont have to jestermax im just chilling lower ur cortisol
>>219236712Jet will soon have this same neck
Why is this meth head obsessed with ozempic
>>219236710why hasn't pizza man guy killed u yet
>>219236731#rapeshadi
>>219236731klaus you are a virgin
>the ol porno trickeroo
Me and shadi listening to Wild ‘N Out
>upside down tank died for this
>>219236737Sry no one fucks with u bozo
>>219236755fucking bullshit
Wtf is upside down tank
>>219236731I never watched bitchtank. She’s normally l ugly right? Anyone have a pic of what she actually looks like
>>219236747To justify the meth
we want shadi on the tank
>>219236757Post more pictures like this plz and thank u
burt gay porn streams with frank hassle and greg died for this
>>219236762big shadia is a fat ugly cow who hides her stomach from photos
When Alex stein shows up it’s still gonna be the Alex B show. We can’t progress or continue until this dude leaves.
>>219236762Im normally ugly like all the time
>>219236762shadi ascended i think
>>219236760Emma turns it upside downEmma turns it upside downEmma turns it upside downEmma turns it upside down
>>219236755in another universe emma tipped everything in the house upside down. we were robbed.
>>219236772holy moly my peanus is hardening
>>219236762yeah it's a Myspace fat girl angle >>219236772lewd!
>>219236760the new freeloader was mogging the tank too hard
trying to set emma up as alex's handler lol
>>219236491The disgusting, disturbing, detestable truth nuke of all TRUTH NUKES. If she didn't have a boyfriend, half the lonely fags in /ftl/ would be simping for her.
>>219236772>>219236778awoogapost booba
>>219236757You are a fat sheboon. I could feed you to my snakes for a few years and there would still be half of you left.
Freddy dumped an entire bucket of piss onto the floor without even thinking about it last season.
>>219236742this one was me :3 >>219235457
its real /bant/ bottom feeding orbiters hours
shadi has big boobs
>>219236708I love big fat nigger tiddies so much
>>219236762her weight gain is a rollercoaster
>>219236789>There is a world where Emma turned Landon's nuke upside down
>>219236803woah thats so fucking cool man i wish freddy was here he'd make the house fucking sick unlike alex b the mogged monkey bitch
>>219236803who?
Emma needs to get her acne situation under control.
sex with shadi
>>219236491I would have sex with her I think but only if she asks nicely and wears makeup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk
james its me emma fom season 5wanna hang out
>airsoftfatty not on ozempic confirmed BASED
Shadi has a NASTY hairy pussie (t. her gynecologist)
>>219236799>If she didn't have a boyfriend, half the lonely fags in /ftl/ would be simping for her.do you think you’re better than them for simping for her despite that?
jet needs to bring shadi and claire backthey are culture pushersit’s stale otherwise
>>219236762Shadi is a fucking unit
>>219236783Clav max>>219236800Erm>>219236802You're fat ugly and unlovable neck holeIm not even in your bitch or tax bracket to be mentioned by you unless i was feeling generous
>>219236772
>>219236812holy fuck
>>219236824stop violating HIPAA you'll get in trouble
jet's a faggot, i fasted for 40 days back in february and it was the easiest shit i ever did
>>219236708Corr
>>219236823he can't afford it.
>>219236806Made me giggleI give it 5 booms >>219236830G unit
whats even the point of jet trying to looksmax he's like 5'8 and facially subhuman
>>219236608you didn't save the gif retard
>>219236807More interesting than current day fishtank
>>219236847He wants to impress Ellie and her friends from highschool I think
>>219236847it's a bit.
>>219236826I don't simp for she, I simply hold up the mirror to /ftl/. Yes I am better than you.
>>219236857he should do a dear fishtank video and beg 2 come back
>>219236846hellyeah that made my night <3
big shadia is talking about herself again
>>219236863Stop talking like J*mmy
Alex is so fucking boring that no one is even talking about this epin ozempic bit.
>>219236857Yeah here's something for you Sam, don't make that video.
>>219236857> Japs are slant eyed, flat faced insectoids (not human)> they need gender segregated train carriages, since nip "men" can't stop sexually assaulting women.> more than 80% of tokyo women have been molested by a stranger.> jap iphones can't have the camera sound disabled, due to endemic upskirt photography.> they lead the world in scat/vomit porn.> tokyo is filled with homeless teenagers and child prostitutes, who openly solicit customers.> 84% of jap women think cheating is "healthy" for marriages/relationships.> they're war criminals who committed genocide & mass murder.> they engaged in human experimentation and biological weapons.> high suicide rates> 1 out of 3 women in their 20s have engaged in prostitution.japs are essentially sadistic/degenerate jeets
>jet shitting on lifting weights for contentsam bros….
sam has his bags packed and ready waiting for the phone to ring
>>219236857what a faggot lmao. he thinks japan cares
cooling down on bongo, she needs to defend her sister
>>219236870Big no neck talking about big shadia "talking about herself" again
>>219236799she's ugly and has no personality
>>219236871I don't even know who that is
>>219236677I smiled
Just jerked off to Shadis huge tits... AMA
>>219236898Good
air ball from big shadia
>>21923688620 min away
>>219236863
jet picking up his girlfriend at her high school after finishing filming his retard no poo show while stabbing his stomach with ozempic
>>219236857The only thing I can see bad with Japan is that communist enclave, Osaka, full of libshits from Europe and the United States.I can only see Sam doing a "muh birthrates" video about them or getting mad that they're doing actual Japanese right wing things instead of giving in to the communist subversion that Biden hit them with. Right wing grifters really hate it when they see people happy and thriving.
Dear Japan Have sex incels!
>>219236864these just keep getting better
>>219236507Anti climatic
>>219236913jealous> u mad?
>>219236857didnt sam hate asian people a few years ago
>>219236857>yeah, that picture of a coca-cola machine in the middle of nowhere is pretty based...>but you know what's pretty CRINGE? LOW-LIE PORN.
skinny bongo
>>219236878I have watched about 10 mins past 2 days and will just be just checking till Alex leaves.
>>219236928he's still a massive weeb
>>219236928He’s always respected the Japanese. Not so much the rest of the continent
>goran's bogging himself
The funniest part is that Alex B is correct in being highly suspicious of the miracle fat loss drug and Jet will probably get super cancer in a few years
>>219236647She said she made sure to delete all of them before coming on the show
>>219236928he has a half-asian kid
>>219236910Here's the mirror to /ftl/
>>219236928Sam has an asian gf and 2 hapa kids
>>219236902>Shadis huge titsKek good one
>>219236857who give a shit what this faggot do and say?
>>219236647>someone is dating thiswomen have it so easy
>>219236952He has 2 now???
When is Sam going on Joe Rogan?
>>219236945It's pretty safe for short periods, in the long run it'll rape your pancreas.
>>219236955There's litcherally a picture of them posted in this very thread tho? What's ur point
>>219236945it is obvious to anyone who is not a fat piece of shit that the thing you inject into your body that makes you not eat is bad
>>219236945The ''miracle'' is that Ozempic paralyzes your intestines and fucks up your life. It's not some drug that makes you magically lose weight. It's like trying to gain weight by breaking your spine so you you can't walk so you'll burn less calories.
>>219236944reminds me of that anon today that argued that hair transplants is considered bogging. he was based, embrace the hair loss or be a faggot forever
>>219236956a serious amount of people
>>219236972Bro is talking about the decade old nudes leaks
>>219236984they should all rope
>>219236946smart girl
Sam Pepper Fishtank Recap waiting room
>>219236975Bongo is easily the cutest girl in the house right now
>>219236963would you Sam's sloppy seconds?
>>219236987how did you grow your boobs? was it just gaining weight?
>>219236972I can only see Shadies itty bitties from the leaks
>>219236951
>>219236987was that revenge porn or something
>>219236989they wanted to until they met daddy Sam
Charles Darwin
>>219236997>how did you grow your boobs? was it just gaining weight?You are sharp one huh
>Charles Darwinwas he on season 3?
>>219236996I don't think so It would have to be someone like Channing that hates him but actually hot
>>219236994Her hair looks nice here.
I thought jet taking ozempic was a bit
Jet is negging and offering to share needles with your autistic wife right now by the way.
>>219236987I think u should post a recent pic to prove the haters wrong...
>>219236997don’t worry about it mints ur boobs are perfect
>>219236980based
season 6 jet
>>219237026The old pix are hot why did shadi and benleaks lie and say they were underage
Damn, Jet will look like THAT??
>>219236857It's going to be about >ERM LOLICON IS FUCKING BAD BRO >STOP JERKING OFF AND TAKE STEROIDS INSTEAD Ever since Marky he is so fucking hung up on sexuality Like get over it nigga. It's been 30 years
>>219236997Well coming out of your teens and yes gaining wait having birth control all of that is a catalyst to breast growth
>>219236881More than half of these aren't even real problems. >females are barely sentient resource and white ameikkkans are much uglier>Chinese aren't human, they deserved it, Axis were the good guys>Everything just works, high tech, polite nice people>no crime
>>219237034that would be awesome
>>219237034Why didn't he start with the fucking unibrow?
ozempic elimination challenge!
>>219237025>your autistic wifeKaren Carpenter is already dead
>>219236492nah it makes sense, even chekov's (head's?) piss has a viability windowS5 > S3 > S4 for me
>>219237045shush weeb
>>219237047that would require actual effort
>>219237045>>219236881I like Anglo saxons and Japan, where does that place me
Great audio, Jet
>>219237045>no crimedelusional
>>219237044>gaining wait>wait
>>219237047he's playing fortnite, faggot. check your lane
much to think about
>>219237071Sorry weight is do that sometimes
>>219237053plus, if it makes Alex B leave and he sues production, they'd be at fault for knowing about it
mog the hog
>>219237076kek
>>219236857>plays Dark Souls once
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775124692485022.mp4
>>219237084I cannot picture Sam playing dark souls and actually enjoying it
>>219237077its ok cutie i forgive you
sad bosnian faggot
>>219237080Yeah
>>219237028kek
>>219237053>S5 > S3 > S4If we are talking nutank as in after Powtank then i agree. S3 had too much downtime for me to rate it even if S5 is mostly boring. S4 was fucked from the get go.
wtf lol
great camera awareness jet
>>219237095hay hay so cray cray
>>219237066On right wing twitter/ X right now. I'm English/ Anglo Saxon and my timeline currently is nothing but Japs wanting to show off their Warhammer40k collections to us English and Right wing japs shitting on immigration and Anglo posters agreeing and also shitting on immigration.
Alex B is MOGGING Jet
woah woah woahi love bongo
production mogged for the 100th time
Just let me hit my ozempic bro
imagine being dumber than alex b
Jet was raped
>>219237084>>219237088He kept saying how bad the lore is.
Jet is finally dying!
Wtf even happened
>>219237084Ok i will now watch pause snack continue
>>219237098Wasn't S3 before Powtank
>>219237122finally!
>>219237122False alarm! whoopsie
>>219237127i think alex tried to take the needle while jet shot up
>>219237087did u record the whole confessional king
>I looked up to you
Alex raped jet
>>219237127meh
Post >yfw you're not Jet Neptune getting manhandled by Alex B
>>219237108it sounds like it hasn't changed from when I left
>>219237071I CAN'T FUCKING GAIN TIME MOTHER FUCKER
>>219237121it's supposed to be vague and mysterious the lore is bad on purpose
>>219237121was a tough watch
>forced to listen to alex b talk and act like a retard 24/7>he can fuck with the fish all he wants, smashing bottles and getting physical with them>but nobody is allowed to do anything back to him>never get catharsis from seeing alex b get fucked with because he's obviously just there to be a TTS magnet now that JD is gone>BUT LOOK! SILLY STRING!!!Do the wiggers ever wonder why their show is dead, the season is getting no engagement, and all the threads are lasting an hour these days?
>>219237150lmfao
>>219237159S3 won
>>219237159I don't think they think about the threads bro
>>219237130Naw after it
hey i thought of a kino BIT but i'm gonna wait until 6am to do it
>>219237095hailey gang woo wooo
you just lost the game
>>219237159Why focus on making a quality product when you have a legion of drooling retards throwing money at you for the stupidest shit?
>>219237167100% they do
>>219237159>all the threads are lasting an hour these daysthat's purely because they killed ppv and the playlistsso nobody can clipthe only way to clip is to watch on kick and that's director cam only
>>219237176Sure bud
>>219237159the days of them caring what /ftl/ thinks are long gone, everything breeds from here though
this isn't right.
>>219237159there were three different threads at once that were over 600 posts
Primetime viewing experience tonight. Ausfags stay winning
>>219237088He started by saying the lore and story is slop and he's too cool to care about it. Then proceeded to do everything wrong, he would have missed the broadsword and still be using the broken hilt if Chris didn't make him backtrack. Then died to asylum demon like a shitter. It was painful to watch.
Alex B is going to save this fat kids life
KWAB Jet
>>219237159I have faith that the wiggers will greenlight the Alex harassment as soon as they feel like they got enough money out of TTS to cover his appearance fees plus a little off the top. I am fully prepared to eat my words thoughbeit.
>>219237193grim
Is Jet dying?
>alex has more common sense than goran
>>219237202Don't worry the L's Jet has repeatedly taken are just ironic
>>219237211I pray to god he is
>>219237193sam is a fucking retard who is wowed by games like skyrim and balatro. and this faggot wants to make a video game
Autopilot is 30 seconds too slow
>>219237202What even happened
Jet should get some fake syringes and do a bit where all the fish inject ozempic
Putting bongo on birth control to make her boobies MASSIVE
someone post more shadi so i can cum
bongo looks for guys with a similar humor to her
>>219237224intentional to make you pay $10
>no milk and humiliation shitfast forward one month later>whole season is about it and not about simping and coomer posting
>>219237193is it his first souls game? They get way easier once you find out what is broken and Miyazakis traps
>>219236610I just woke up, they can't do anything to him? What are they afraid, of a lawsuit? Meth head excommunicated and ahunned from his family gonna use lawyers he doesn't have access to?
no boobs emma: :/no boobs jap: :Owhat causes this?
>>219237167>>219237183They do care but they don’t appease
>>219237228>>219237137
I want solo contestant Bongo, Bingo is just dragging her down at this point
>>219237193>>219237152the lore is extremely deep and is a masterpiece of environmental storytelling but Sam is a contrarian and probably got filtered by the difficulty years ago
>>219237245japs are cute its literally that easy
>>219237245Emma's face is gross
>>219237245probably her beat to shit face, i'm not sure
>>219237251Why isn't there a video
audio has been fucked on director cam for 24 hours straight nowthank you for buying the pass goys
it ended here.
this season is a farce of fishtank
>>219237264What’s claire up to G
>>219237264blame mints for killing /ftl/ streams
>>219237193>>219237220Sam genuinely has bad taste in games.
>>219237264Director wasn't even on it and nobody's clipping shit because wiggers keep taking restreams/ppv down
How do you look like Alex and have a problem with ozempic
GOD PLEASE let the balcony railing fall
>>219237270It’s kicktankS1/2/3 is fishtank S4 was nutank
>>219237264retard serb jet nuked all the tolerable ways to watch and clip the show
>>219237279buy a pass then?
>>219237264it was in an area where the cameras can't really see
>>219237240Time to cut the cord.
>>219237270>this season is a farce of fishtankAnd s3 and S4
the camera order going by views will never not fuck with my head.
>>219237252Blaine and Bingo are the underrated comedy of the house.
>only reasonable way to clip is 3rd party restreamswiggers are 5 seasons in and they still don't allow 12 hour rewinds on their site
not gonna lie I would actually soiface if Jet died
>>219237298I can fix her
Idk what Claire is up to and Thank you all for the explanation
>>219237298this girl was insanely hot
>hates cocaine>does it more than 15 timeslmao
>>219237294ah geez dude I would but you're only paying $2 for a viral clip, I can't afford $10 like that man
nothingburger
>>219237299Burt was awesome would have been best season if not for rv>>219237289this
>>219237311we all would
>>219237312I don't say this lightly, she was genuinely an evil cunt.
>>219237327how many fucking times has he been told to stop leaning on this railing
shota cocks
>>219237327alex b falls and becomes a cripple
>>219237333
>>219237287Hi Jet, sweetheart
post laura in leggingsthnx
>>219237338that's hot
>>219237084is pause snack continue an ironic name? it feels like something sam would make fun of
>>219237361im good
>our fatposting got to goran so much he's killing himself with ozempic/ftl/ won
>>219237325many such cases
I WANT FUCKING PEEPEEPOOPOO HELLHOUSE I HATE THIS FUCKING SHOW REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>219237367100% chris lynch idea
>>219236915No, you moron. It's 100% about them now importing brown people and opening themselves up like the west did. Their current "right wing" pm is all for that. She's also deeply embedded in the same circles as globohomo US & EU politicians, she's their trojan horse.
>>219237382please don’t post nsfw images
the Ozempic bit has outstayed its welcome.
So when they gon sleep
Alex B would 100% suck Jet's dick. He's brought it up so many times now.
do you really get faded like this off ozempic? how long does the high last
>>219237391binxo is coming tomorro
What the fuck is Alex babbling about?How has he been doing this for two days straight?
>>219237398Jet doesn't have a penis newfaggot
>>219236708extremely cute face but disappointing boobs
>>219237367of course it's fucking ironicand it's so obviously homosexually ironic that it sucksalso sam is an out of touch retarded pseudo-intellectual boomer faggot whose entire personality is baseless contrarianismplays dark souls like an ADHD retard when he's on retard calling skyrim the best game of all time
>>219237193Souls games are fucking terrible
>>219237414this
>>219237407>he didn't watch season 3
>>219237414kys
>>219237410this is me when I see Makima from Chainsaw Man, at any time of day, no matter where I am
>>219237253Are you 16?
>>219237414true
>>219237414you are watching the jet neptune show and you want to talk about what's terrible
>>219237410noone faps like this
>>219237414bloodborne is okay tho
>>219237044>>219237077>>219236987why did you fail to fucking cancel jethow could you allow thsi shit to happen and have to deal with more goranslop
>>219237414false and die now
Jet is DYING
Link some porn to watch
>>219237402she isn’t lol
why the fuck is alex and jet still up?
>>219237425no, you should kys if you enjoy souls slop, actually>muh difficulty fuck off
>>219237414dark souls 2 was good
>>219237453Jet seems to go to bed at 7am everyday
>>219237455it's more like>muh deep lore>muh pvp trolling>muh world design>muh epic boss fights
>>219237455get filtered you should take ozempic>>219237433lel
>>219237456I think you should die for saying that
alex saying faggot every 3 sentences makes him less endearing
look if you disagree with anything I say it was an ironic joke and actually you're dumb for taking it seriously
when does jenna show up
What about Dark Holes and you play as Jet Nepstein grooming female fishtank contestants
>>219237473aww man come on man it's just my opinion man you don't gotta get so mad at me man i'm sorry guy
>>219237414Dark Souls 3, Bloodborne and Elden Ring are amazing games. Fuck you.
>>219237477cry more faggot. penis licker.
>>219237470>muh pvp trollingDark souls 2 i spent about 60 hours doing the rat covenant. Never felt so evil in a game
Should I try have sex with my female coworker?
>>219237438I was just a messenger heavy is the weight of the burden of whores
did emma died or is she in the computer lab
>>219237494i say faggot a lot too but i don't think alex said it in season 3 at all, i think he said nigga twice in the whole season
>>219237494Saving F slurs or N bombs is not cool its not the 90s anymore
you need to read a fucking book if you think souls lore is "masterful" and "really deep" dear god It isn't even a western superiority thing just scratch the surface of classic japanese literature you'll find life changing text I fucking hate gamers who think their shit is at the caliber of real art, of course there are a few games that really do push things well beyond the standard but fromsoft games are not them man. genocide gamers or force them to sit down and watch idk how about a shakespeare play and write an essay on it like you were supposed to IN FRESHMAN YEAR
>>219237498don't shit where you eat
>>219237509She's busy pleasuring herself to the memory of being manhandled by James Drake.
>>219237502Do you think he will forgive you
>>219237517Why not
>>219237498>should i try have sex?no, you're brown, don't reproduce
if Jet doesn’t pretend to pass out what’s the point of this bit
>>219237518The Sasha Grey experience right here
passionate slow sex that slowly turns violent, kinky rough and sloppy with emma
>>219237520virginspeakthe vast majority of successful couples with healthy relationships form in areas where there is repeated interactions and a shared mission
>>219237515you're supposed to watch 50 youtube video essays where they extrapolate a bunch of shit that isn't actually in the game and then you'll see how deep the lore is man
>>219237515holy seethe
>>219237502go harder jet deserves worse
>>219237515It's a retarded talking point nothing else.
>>219237518>busts her mouth open in the shit piss water>LANDON YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO NUKE ANYONE IM SO MAD AT YOU
emma giving you a back rub and intense, deep throat blowjob with non-stop eye contact after you had a bad day at work
>>219237518when the fuck did this happen?
>>219237491only one of those games are good
>>219237530If James wanted to, he could fuck Emma and her boyfriend could do nothing about it. He'll probably have Emma suck his balls while he's fucking his girl in a threesome, Emma being the submissive little anal buttplug slut that she is.
>>219237520Why would I care about "forgiveness" from someone like him.
>>219237515ear. out.
WTF burt fucked greg?!!?!?
>>219237562You need to get famous shadi
>>219237502go harder, shadi, you're treating it like a game
>>219237573Euagh
>>219237559All 3 are good.
>>219237572fraid so
>>219237407simultaneous prescriptions to Adderall, Wellbutrin, and Dexedrine 3x a day
fuck off shadi you drug fucked snake ass minstrel
when did landon's stox go down so much?
>>219237552Ok i can see the vision
>>219237515
>>219237585Huh
ALEX FUCKED BINXBURT FUCKED GREGI FUCKED TED
>>219237562I want to fuck you so hard until you pass out.
>>219237572Burt fucked Greg and apparently tried to sue the wiggers without telling anyoneFrank believes the reason they haven't gotten in touch with him to be on S5 is because Jet thinks he's involved somehow
james drake would've been a good s3 contestant
Go to sleep shadia
>>219237572greg was raped. wondered why he gave up on his exercise and posting
I sincerely want Jet to die in the most horrible way possible
>They haven't filtered Shadi's excessive samefagging
>>219237583Sick shit Really makes me think less of both of them
>>219237515>just scratch the surface of classic japanese literature you'll find life changing textonly if you can read jap lmao.
Yeah I am going to take my sleep aid now
>>219237414literally only super autistic socially crippled losers like those games. successful natty turbochads (no maxxing required) play 2k sports games
IF YOU TALK ABOUT ITTHEN BE ABOUT IT
Remember when Frank Hassle spent 2 years being a Burt orbiter? Anyone wanting Frank back should jump off a bridge
>>219237587they cratered after his nuke got poured out
I sincerely want Jet to live in the most beautiful way possible
>>219237632based
>>219237596you're no better than goran with how you've used and betrayed your friends for attention
>>219237613It takes like 30 seconds plus gay ass captcha between each post how tf would I same fag
I could give Princess Joopy the life she deserves
I have always liked jet
>>219237619
REMINDER: Landon is a pussy bitch with little balls
>>219237587He didn't use the silly string when he had the chance.
>>219237630chekhov's gun btfo
why is bongo sleeping away from bingo?
>>219237656based pennywise "you're brown" poster
>>219237648I dont really care
>6AM alreadyfuck
>>219237657Yep
>>219237518Imagine being the boyfriend that gives her "sweet treats" and "does the dishes" while watching your gf get manhandled by a Chad and enjoy every second of it.
>>219237632This but Joopy
>>219237491and demons souls and dark souls 1 are better faggot little kid
>>219237632>>219237643mintscord should be banned
>>219237644it's one of those "hey bro nice style, can I take your picture" Japan edition
>>219237657this
>>219237668you fucking failed at taking down jet thats what all will remember you fromnow hes all time popular
How do I stop playing video games and get my shit together and start pursuing what I enjoy in life?
>>219237668that's all a slimy piece of shit can say
>>219237615I read a Mishima book it was about how his mom cucked him or somthing or he wanted to fuck his mom i rolled my eyes just like anime
>>219237665guys i'm scared that bongo has a deep seated resentment towards bingo and it surfaced tonight after bingo cried when woken up :(
>>219237657Many are saying this.
30% of landon's stox was prop-based. the twins' is all organic.
>>219237691>>219237699
>>219237692what do you enjoy apart from playing videogames? be honest.
>>219237692Get rid of your pc or console
>>219237414>>219237491I once tried to play dark souls 1 or 2 for...15 minutes (?) and became frustrated by the sluggish movement. Is there some major initial hump in getting used to the controls and gameplay and a realistic chance that I might enjoy it if I gave it another try? I hate repetition, grinding and the thought of dying 40 times to memorize the exact movement patterns of bosses etc.
>lays down for 10 seconds
>>219237692who doesn't enjoy video games?
>>219237739/v/
The past year has been rough on Alex
This motherfucker is still awake and talking to the camera in the confessional...
>>219237692
It's a vibe repair day! What will (You) be doing?
>>219237747Now that's a truth nuke. I tried to talk about a game I enjoyed on there and not a single reply I got was about the game but just rage bait, steam charts, ESL spam and more nonsense shit.
>>219237723Guitar drawing writing but I’ve barely being doing any of that since I started a new job a few months back and I’ve started gaming again. I also enjoy having sex with girls. >>219237739I don’t enjoy it anymore. I get the sense I’m just wasting my potential and I just feel mentally off if I’m playing them, like it caps out my dopamine and awareness in day to day life.
>>219237727play one of the newer games if you want faster movement. Learning bosses is part of the game but there's definitely an initial difficulty before it clicks.
>>219237766sleeping
where did alex's sock go
>>219237618goodnight shadi <3
>>219236451what was the epic prank at 4
>>219237766flying home from my work trip, then sex with my wife, then a nap, then some fishtank or vidjer on the tv while she plays world of horror on steam
>>219237778
>>219237739Anyone with a functioning brain
>>219237791They woke everyone up
>>219237792who the fuck is still playing world of horror
>>219237799
1-2 years ago Alex was much more stable.
>>219237805what was the punchline
>>219237791
Maybe Jet is best off cam?
>>219237826I would imagine the two years of being founded by Fishtank fans has done wonders for his already fucked up mental state.
>>219237778>>219237828lookin ass nigga
>>219237827Punchline?
>>219237552How the fuck is she gonna do both at the same time
>>219237826Since the reveal on S3 he has been a non entity
>>219236610just yell at him until he breaks down
>>219237644>>219237685he has to answer, was it staged or actually accidental that photographer saw him on the street
>>219237833Many are saying this
michael
>>219237827the punchline was they told landon he would go to prison if he used the peepeepoopoo nuke and replaced it with silly string instead
>>219237784moon
it's remarkable how wiggers went against literally everything on that advice list
>>219236563why is this a consensus
>>219237552>>219237849
>>219237878masterpiece
Is this the first time the twins haven’t slept together?
>>219236610This has always been a problem. An obnoxious freeloader should be an obstacle that should be defeated, not something they have to live with.
>>219237849Whoever posted it must be a manlet. Midget, even.
>>219237815they just pushed a giant update that added like 25% more game content to it, so my wife is. plus neither of us are big video game people usually. sounds like you are though :^)
>>219237893i think so
>>219237849you're retarded
>>219237878How about the eye contact?
>>219237854I think the Famous House gaslight untethered him from reality a little bit. He just gets wayyy into whatever's going on that I can't tell whether or not he's just good on acting on his feet or he's a retard trapped in his own mind.
>>219237913
>>219237876They're rebelling against Sam.
>>219237878what does that say in bam language or is it calligraphy
>>219237913It’s not impossible if she looks up at you (down for her)
i'm tired of alex b.did anyone see landon almost drink his nuke?
>still awake and talkingfucking how...
>be asleep>get woken up in the middle of the night by loud knocking at the door>check the door camera>see thisyfw?
>>219237876what advice list?
>>219237971He just randomly ate of a mysterious bowl.
Obligatory I miss Vicky post
beth × bash <3
>>219237878James Drake could do this
I give Alex 8 more hours.
I am beginning to harbour suspicions about Alex B's sobriety in the gap after S3
Emma might be nontent and retardedbut she seems like the perfect wife who doesnt start arguments over nothing, is just happy to see you when you get home and just goes ''ok yay :)'' when shit gets stressful and you calm her down with ''its going to be fine, dont worry about it''the perfect wifeable retardMen used to go to war for broads like this
>>219237977>bro I'm a dragon for real man
>>219237995how do you even remember that one
>>219238005no
>>219237971he knows he's getting a cut of the tts they send him. I'd be doing the same
>>219238006>>219237977>fuck you I'm a dragon
>>219237995she should just sit on his lap to steal the royal hammock
>>219238020burt won that season by just engaging with tts and playing along
So, who won the "clip farming" contest last night?
Airball
>>219238035blane
>>219237965it's for the best, I think it was Head's and not Anisa's anyway
>>219238014i sensed the sparks from the start
does anyone else sometimes get gelatinous chunks in their cum that kinda hurt when they come out?
>>219237774ok, I guess I'll give Elden Ring a try
>>219238054JD seems like he'd be too sensible to engage with fans on social media afterward
>>219238057nah i dont have that std
whatchu lookin at white boy durag motha fucka
>>219238057i think you have an STD
boner checkjd boner check
only started watching in S3, can everyone tell who the winner is going to be from the start each season? It feels like a foregone conclusion that the twins will somehow win. >Josie>TJ>Burt>whoever was on s4 autism is pretty much unbeaten so far
>>219238057
Clip farming challenge is a good idea. Proud of Jet
>>219238093james drake will win
>>219238093landon has obviously been chosen to win s5 by the wiggers, twins are nontent
>>219238057drink more water
>>219238062If he was sensible and intelligent he wouldn't have gone on Fishtank in the first place. He knew what it was and still went on.
>>219238046What clip
is this what is known as the neptunian stare?
>>219238075>>219238069i’ve never had sex b4
>>219238093Landon has more of the fan vote
>>219238057i took loads of zinc pills years ago because /fit/ said it was a good idea and I shot an inch long jelly worm out my cock
>>219238114him "burting off" in the dorm. everything they did was fake and tonight was one of the worst nights
>>219237515Emma is gamers, specifically dark souls lore fans:>>219237518
https://youtu.be/aHFDlpZ6hOw&t=187WAKE UP
>>219238093I guess it could be landon. There's no set path to victory, so it's not even something you can change as a neurotypical. >who engages the mostWhen you go too far, autists get an excuse. and >who is the most sympathetic James Drake will definitely not win, Bashir probably will not win. Not sure if Emma even counts as a contender anymore.
>>219238135vance is lucky bashir has no interest in weight lifting or learning how to box
Safe to say they'll be sleeping for the next 6 hours
they did it for charity
Why is the whiteboard in front of the banister?
how the hell does Laura sleep in that room?
>>219238135>the push on his downed opponentlmfaooo mogged>the victorious walk away into the sudden dodge>vance going for a killing blow with that insane hard wind up and missingabsolute comedy
>>219238126landon hype was always astroturfed. no one wants to see an actual mongoloid walk away with $50k.
>>219238057I love when that happens, they taste so much better than regular cum
>>219238123if you've put it somewhere it shouldn't have been, bacteria can still creep in your urethra. If it's not that, dehydration and age are factors.
>>219238159>Came in and ate all the food>Drank all the alcohol>Ate more food>Drank even more>Accused production of drugging her>Wanted a connecting flight to her family or she would continue accusing production of drugging herWhoever chose to cast her was a fucking moron.
>>219238126Not currently.
>>219238133this sounds very similar
>>219238173that's not actually that much money
>>219238103I also think James drake will win somehow
>>219237691This.shadi justiceenchiladabigger disappointments than S5
>>219237974
>>219236831This isnt shadi by the way.It's Austin.He's does this on /bant/.Austin is EVERY namefag.Always.
why is everyone pretending that the twins wont win?
>>219238105Twins get all the bits from the wiggers.
>>219238162laura is hopped up on so many pills + drinking every night
the home jet deserves
>>219238093Fatty was always the litmus test whoever was the most friendly to fatty won. Now i record it could be decided on a whim
>>219238147holy basedfor me its https://youtu.be/eTnr9qlCqck?t=195&si=x-nsfxzKHnmat69d
>>219238200People don’t want Josie to win again so they’re deluding themselves that this time will be different.
>>219238103>>219238192whole show is a humiliation ritual for him, he won't win
>>219238189it's not negligible. and people (me) would prefer to see it go towards a good cause (the twins).
80% more Jet and Ben on camera
>>219238133I tried zinc pills and saw no difference in my cum...
>>219238205yeah, gotta have them do something besides sit in a corner, draw, and sleep
>>219238195Literally not following a single one
>>219238194The 6-7 month shadi saga was worse than Lux actual aids
>>219238114https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775129667463739.mp4
>>219238238Others like James Drake and Landon do things without production prodding them with a stick.
>>219238133Was it fun or did it hurt
So weird that all of these namefags show up at the same time in the early morning right before work on the east coast.
>>219238195When was this written, and by who?
>>219237691it wasn't shadi's fault that everyone got cold feet, but who gives a shit anymore
>>219238222>humiliation ritual for himNot really he is above everyone who has been on S5 so far.
>>219238133>I shot an inch long jelly worm out my cockthat sounds insanely pleasurable ngl
>>219238246so this isn't real?
>>219238229the twins are also mongoloids
>>219238276lol nothing authentic was clipped
>>219238276Yeah it’s real
Who won the clip challenge?
Bongo gets shocked by a pervy TTShttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1saea4n/bongo_gets_shocked_by_a_pervy_tts/
>>219238259meds. take em.
>>219238276Clip farming is never real
>>219238301nigga just link the webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775124692485022.mp4
did anything happen after laura tried to be binx?
Did Landon get rid of the nuke
>>219238301bongo a freak
>>219238301Fucking whore
>>219238005there's nothing wrong with her. chuds hate average women.
>>219238312That wasn't the same thing you nigger shitstain!
miss me? tsk. figures you would, as expected.
>>219238312im crine bruh bih rlly said thank u
I don't know if this was real but it's fucking hilarious if it's satire or real>Pointing out fans don't like that bits fall apart halfway through (still not fixed in the slightest two and a half seasons later)>The entire Return to Professionalism section ignored (I never really remember Bex posting about BTS on Twitter outside of TJ at the hospital)>Admitting Sam is an unlikable moody retard who hates the show (It's not just an act)>Asking for 80% less Jet on Jet Neptune's friendtank>The peppy neighbor thing idea that sounds like it came straight from Jet>"Have to Have"
>>219238133Was it easier or harder to clean up than normal cum?
>>219238301>>219238312>thats really nice thank you :Dkek based
>>219238329owie! why don't you cry on home to mommy about it? at least get out of my face, your tears mean nothing to me.
>>219238338Shit I meant >>219238195
The worst thing about alex is that he became the wiggers lapdopthats why he sucks now
>>219238300Production forgot about the challenge
What even is clip farming? How would people find it if they don't watch the show?
>>219238300blane
uh oh here comes namefag jr
>>219238324now that the dust has settled, JD really was a titanic faggot
>>219238301>>219238312Why are autistic women so slutty?
i miss famous house…
>>219238374Your goat killed S5 KYS
whos the coolest wigger in your opinionfor me its maejok
>>219238301Shocked? More like turned on
>>219238388Bill Ottman
>>219238388Only good wigger is a dead one
>>219238301war flashbacks
NEW>>219238389>>219238389>>219238389new>>219238389>>219238389>>219238389
>>219238388Mints
>>219238388still Ben, i'm afraid
So "shadi" showed up in this thread and left this thread at the exact same time Austin woke up and posted in his thread this morning.I'm the only non-Austin poster in that thread btw.Read it and learn about how fucked up the fanbase of this show is.>>>/bant/24173152
>>219238374
>>219238359yeah i do. i come and go as i please. just stay out of my way.
>>219238375i miss her so much man.vicky if youre reading this, your absence is causing some insane amounts of sorrow and grief. just so you know
>>219238312LMFAO
>>219238416holy shit you're down bad
Just awoke. Why is Jet so pissy about them sleeping when he keeps them up till 6am? He also sleeps a lot because he is up till 6am! It's a retarded cycle.
>>219238423very much so anon, very much so.you literally cannot imagine the void and grief i'm feeling right now
>>219238423there’s a guy that had a heart attack because he missed vicky so much, it might be him
>>219238439it is me
>>219238445lol faget
>>219238429production is sick of friendtank kicking their shit in each time
>>219238465no bully
>>219238057yeah i only drink diet pepsi i assumed it was that doing it
>>219238468Maybe Jet should have taken those 8 months and created daily challenges or overarching weekly challenges that pit people against each other! I mean anything would have been better. Can't believe they didn't think of shit in 8 months.
>>219238405All you have to do is either be mid or skinny and you will be worshipped by anywhere between a dozen and a million faggots on the internet. We are reaching the end.
What were the pirate flags for?
>>219238093In the long term, the winner usually isn't even the member of the cast who is the most relevant/remembered, successful or popular. This has been true for every winner except TJ from season 2. Josie has a small streaming audience, but otherwise disappeared after her production gig on S2. Burt is remembered, but not relevant to fishtank anymore, many people have soured on him and his win apparently only made his life worse. Haley has disappeared immediately and was never even popular and yes, Bitchtank is relevant,OBVIOUSLY.
